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<QuoteText>I'm taking some time off from work--well, my other work--because we needed it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It's great.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It's great.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>The phone has been ringing off the hook. The guys in Philly are kind of going nuts.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>But that doesn't matter. This does. It's the only thing that matters. We've had some really nice days together.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nice morning, too.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Beesly! Oh, my god.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey. Which tie makes me look like a guy who likes sofas? My agent's putting me up for a furniture commercial.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ah, definitely blue.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Totally, right? So, Big Tuna, what's up? Back in the small pond?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>For now, yeah. I was spreading myself way too thin--</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thin-sliced tuna. Carpaccio. Go on.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, well, it took me a while, but I finally realized that I can't give 100% to two things at once you know.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Tell me about it, you know? I've been trying to act and manage this branch. Half the time I don't know if I'm wearing my stage makeup or my work makeup.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Huh. Well, you know, you can't have everything so you gotta ask yourself what makes you the happiest. You just go all in for what's most important. That's my new thing.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[noticing Angela looking very unkempt] Is everything ok?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No. Everything is not okay. The county took my cats.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Wait, all of them?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Two sacks' worth. Apparently my apartment complex has rules about how many pets are too many for a studio. And while I was out picking Phillip up from daycare, they came. They came into my house.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That's--that's awful, Angela. I'm so sorry.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It's the [bleep] that lives downstairs. She's this uptight, judgmental shrew. You know the type.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I've never met anyone like that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Angela, you still have your son.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Attention, everyone. May I have your attention? There are four new deadly weapons in this office. [kicking and punching] Basher, Thrasher, Crasher and--</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Smasher? No, where'd you get that? Fireball. This morning after hours of combat with some of the city's best teenagers I earned my black belt in Goju Ryu martial arts.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I had to find a new dojo after sensei Ira and I parted ways. My new sensei, sensei Billy, thought I had more than enough training to take the test. Turns out, sensei Ira was a bit of a shyster. Sensei Billy says most students don't spend $150,000 over 20 years to get their black belt.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I would like to invite you all to my black belt ceremony, right here in the office at lunch, lunch not provided.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Fireball!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ah! [throws punch] That's how it's done.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That's pretty good. I feel safe.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey, Erin. Is Andy in?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, is Andy in? Sorry, I thought you said "is Indian" and was like, "Is Indian what?" Is Indian food good? Is Indian jewelry pretty? Is Indian hair an expensive kind of wig? Yes, to all three, by the way.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Lately, I've been having a lot of trouble keeping track of Andy's calendar. His student film audition schedule is crazy hectic.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes, there's Andy! Andy is in. I'm a good receptionist, I know he's in.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>David Walrus, in his native habitat.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey, Andy. Can we go in your office and talk?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>This isn't going to be an easy conversation. I told Andy that he was on very thin ice when he snuck away from three months to the Caribbean. Then last week he used company money to buy a top-of-the-line photo printer. In his words, "The kind that's good for head shots." And yesterday, he asked me to pay for cheek implants. Claimed it's gonna boost office morale. Now, he's a good guy. But honestly, at some point, the ice gets too thin and you fall through. And that is when you get fired.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Andy--</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm gonna stop you right there. David, this documentary is going to air in two weeks. I feel like it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to pursue my dream.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Uh-huh, but--</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Every minute that I spend here is time not spent making audition videos for reality dating, cooking or singing shows. I got a real shot here. And I'll never be able to forgive myself if I blew it because I was too focused on my stupid paper company job. No offense.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So you think you've been too focused on your job?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>At my last head shot sitting, I was so distracted wondering what I was missing at work that I came across totally manic. And I was going for zany.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So you--you want to quit Dunder Mifflin to pursue acting?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, no, actually. I see no reason to limit myself to just acting. I am pursuing fame of any kind. Could be singing, could be dancing. I don't--it just... I owe it to myself and my future fans.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Uh, well, I guess I can't stand in the way of a man's dream. And it seems like you have the gift.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Thank you, David.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>There's probably no way I can talk you into staying at this point, can I?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Nope. I have made up my mind. I'm really sorry.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, good luck.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Thank you. Not gonna need it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well that kind of worked out.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I think just anybody could be a star. My postman, the night janitor here, but Andy? No, definitely not. Charisma black hole.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, Clark. I'm actually here today. Surprise! So I was wondering if I could maybe have my desk back.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Right. Yeah. But, you know, I've actually been working pretty hard here on a daily basis. So, I kind of feel like I've earned this. I mean, you know?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You totally have. You have earned this. But maybe I could be with my wife. Kind of the whole reason that I'm here.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Right. Well, I'm here to sell paper.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Wow.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>All right, Jim, look, I just got made junior salesman. Right? And--and Wallace is here today. And I don't him to just think of me as a customer service rep that sits in the annex. I mean, you can get that, right? Right? And what do you need more face time with Wallace for? You trying to get a second second job here?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>it's okay. You can sit in the annex.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'll come visit you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay. The annex it is. I'll be sitting at your desk if that's okay with you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That's fine with me. But be careful, it is very easy to get lost in Pete's beautiful, dead eyes.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Everyone, a little breaking news for ya. Just had a little chat with David Wallace. And, um, I'm taking a leave of absence from Dunder Mifflin, forever.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I can't say we didn't see it coming. But it's a sad day when anybody is fired. We're so sorry, Andy.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I wasn't fired. What are you talking about? I'm fired up, yes. Guys, I'm--I'm leaving to pursue my lifelong dream of being famous.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, Andy.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, so, I'll see you on the red carpet. See, that's how it works.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey, how am I doing as your desk mate, by the way? You probably miss Clark.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, a little bit.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, wow. But, um--Oh, I get that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, no, no, no. No it's cool.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah. Definitely. Go Phillies, right. You don't watch baseball. I keep forgetting that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I just think you're going into this a little fast.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm 38, Darryl, how much slower should I go?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Show business is cold. Let's say you get a job, which you probably won't. They're not gonna cut you any slack. You're meant for a job with lots and lots of slack.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right. I get it.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<QuoteText>The male is a funny species. We don't just tell each other how we feel, that's chick stuff. So instead of saying, "Hey, Andy, I love you, man. I don't want you to leave." You say something like, "Hey, Andy, you're making the worst mistake of your life. You're not talented." Well... right back at you, Darryl.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>[hugs Darryl] I'm gonna miss you too. Mmm!</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>Andy's from the generation that thinks they should all be famous. What happened to the generation that knew you shut up, did your work, and died quietly from a heart attack?</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Could Andy make it as an entertainer? I don't know. You know who's really funny? This bird, in the park, that can't fly right. I'd pay to see him. But I don't have to cause the park is free!</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I will now perform the ceremonial changing of the belts.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>He will now perform the ceremonial changing of the belts!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's not a large room, I think they heard me.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Take my belt, master. I now submit to you every part of myself. [thrusts hips at Ira]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's really ok. I'm mostly focused on the belt here.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Sensei Billy</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Just slip it off my--Slip it off my hips.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hold it--Take a step back. Take a step back. [they bow, then Dwight thrusts again] Okay, okay. I can't--I can't do this if you're gonna be thrusting like that, okay? I think we're gonna have to cut this off.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>He will now perform the ceremonial cutting-off-of-the-belt.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dwight has been practicing karate for years. When we were dating, I would help him with his strength training. He would strap me to his chest in a baby Bjorn made for fat children and do lunges across the farm. It felt like I was flying.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>There it is. [everyone applauds]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Congratulations.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Sensei Billy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">sensei-billy</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We did it, we did it. I love you.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thanks. I will now perform my final kata forms. You're gonna watch me right?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, I will. [Dwight starts doing karate]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sensei, you're not watching.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, I'm watching. Just do it.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="recurring">sensei-billy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Watching?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<QuoteText>I'm watching.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="recurring">sensei-billy</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Watch this part, okay?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sensei, do you generally do house calls like this?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, you can just call me Billy. And no. No, but Dwight insisted. He wanted to receive his black belt in the place he loves most in the world.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>He said that? He's an odd guy, isn't he?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes. Irritating, also yes. But I gotta hand it to him, he's one of the most tenacious and determined men I've ever met. [Dwight finishes his routines and everyone applauds]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh! I'm am so proud of you, Schru-berry blue.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Esther</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">esther</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I really felt like I almost lost her, and--and nothing is worth that.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, I gotta tell you, Jim, a lot of guys in my circle? They wouldn't even change their golf schedule to shore up their marriage let alone their professional goals.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Dude, there is no way that Jim is just back here to hang out with Pam.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
</Characters>
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<QuoteText>You did not just say that! You don't know Pam. She is really cool.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>All I'm saying is, forget about my chair. He wants the manager's chair. And I thought you wanted that job.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, I did. But I made too many mistakes. It's out of my reach now. Besides, I think Jim would be a fine manager. I'd be happy to see Jim as manager.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>So, the reason that I called you in here is because Andy is moving on.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Again.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Again! And I'm looking for a new manager. And with his performance this year, I have been considering Dwight. Am I crazy?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Not at all. It should be Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You sure?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're gonna want to invest in a lot more liability insurance, but, uh--</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, if there is someone out there who loves paper more than Dwight, I definitely don't want to meet that person.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Andy, we just wondered if we could have a word.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's now or never.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, we just had a quick question about this decision of yours. You know, to leave a stable job and pursue a career in the entertainment business. In your late 30s. With no savings to fall back on. And no real connections in that business, which can be competitive.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, sure. What's your question?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Our question is--it seems dumb.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, it's better than sticking around here and half-assing it, right?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Of course. But what if you were to stay here, you know, and "full-ass" it? Um, really give it a go. Be the greatest manager in the history of this branch and in that way achieve the fame and immortality that you seek. Hmm?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<QuoteText>Nah. I like my plan better.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, Andy, your plan sucks, okay? Nobody is going to hire you ever. You're too character-y to be a lead and you're not fat enough to be a great character actor.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, I don't think that he can make it as an actor. But, he also can't make it as an employee in an office, so why not go nuts with it?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, are you still in charge of office supplies?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes. Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I seem to have sticky not emergency where I grab it on the wrong end, and this happens.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, boy. Um--</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>If you could help me out, that would be--</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I could give you some beginner stickies?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Anything would help.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Here you go.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, also, while you're at it, if you did have a salt packet, three tacks and some aspirin, that would be great. Oh, wow. You have that.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mm-hmm.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wow, that's--</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's all yours.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You come so prepared. Aspirin.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You wanna get rid of a headache, you sit on something sharp. Any sensei will tell you that.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, congratulations on that black belt, man. It's really great.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you. So I saw you talking to Wallace earlier. Is he going to offer you the manager's job?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. He was maybe thinking of you for it.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, right. I'm afraid that ship has sailed.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hello.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, hello.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Big day for you.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Big day for you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Love the belt.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know, I don't know anything about karate but I have broken a few boards in my day. Diving boards, at my family pool in Redding. I was an obese child. I never talk about that here, but Nard-dog's outta here, so letting it all hang out!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>This is exciting! You're finally gonna get to go out and flap your wings.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you, I appreciate that. 'Cause a lot of people are saying I might not make it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, I just applied for more overdraft protection.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Andy, I have nothing to gain from getting you to stay, and everything to gain from you leaving. But please, I have known you for years, I have seen you perform. Dear god, don't quit your day job.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're bad.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So true. Is there a question, or are--what?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you. [steps into conference room]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Thank you. [leaves]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Say it again.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Will you be the new manager?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Where?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What branch?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Here. Scranton. [Dwight falls to his knees] Come on. Come on, Dwight. Get up. Let's go. It's good news.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm sorry. I've just waited for this moment my entire life. I mean, I was interim manager once, but then I shot that gun.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why do you already have this?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>In case Michael or Andy ever got killed in a traffic accident and there was a trade show on the same day. You will not regret this decision, David.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I know.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wow, hey.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's up?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Um, I have a question.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, totally you did.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Exactly.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, good choice, man. Seriously. Don't want to see you in a porn next year.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Death of a salesman.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I don't think so.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>See, so you just push from under, and turn it around, and boom. No the staple crimps outward.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wow. Cause, uh [gestures to him and Erin and then to Pam and Jim with sound effects]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, how about Thursday?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Attention, everyone, just a quick announcement. Little reconfiguration to the staff. Dwight Schrute--</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't think so.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Come on. Come on.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's going on?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Pam.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>So...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>So.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I wanted to offer you a new position.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Let's hear it.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Assistant regional manager.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Nope. Can't accept that job. It's not a real job.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jim.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Shake on it? Done. Way to negotiate, idiot.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Don't get me wrong, I am definitely here for Pam. But this is an awesome added bonus.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>So, all the numbers adding up?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, I didn't get a chance to say it, but... congratulations, Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes. Congratulations.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, and Dwight, I'd like to be the first to say congratulations.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>This is a big day for you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, it is. Carry on.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>How did I just abandon my dreams so quickly? It's cause I had a fallback. That's the problem. When you have fallbacks, it's just easy to give up. When Cortez landed in Mexico, only way he got his men to defeat the Aztecs was by burning all of his own boats. So they could never return home. Huge dick move but very effective. I need to be that same kind of dick to myself.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Everyone! Changed my mind again.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's it now, dream or no dream?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, dream. Goin' with my dream. Gotta go all in, isn't that right, Jim?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, don't look at me cause I think you're making a terrible choice.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>All in! Whoo!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Toby! Hey, I changed my mind again. I am gonna leave Dunder Mifflin to pursue acting after all.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, then, Andy.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, but here's the thing. I can't have good old Dunder Mifflin to fall back on or else I'll never succeed. Gotta burn those boats! So I need you to go into my file and put down that I was fired for theft and/or groping wieners.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Andy, you know I can't do that. It'd be lying.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Seriously?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, I'm--</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Come on, just do it.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I can't.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right, fine, just know that you made me do this. [starts touching Toby's thighs]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[fending Andy off] Oh, come on. Andy, no.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>God, Toby, don't--stop blocking my hand.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, no.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>This is your--you brought this on.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, no. Andy.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, all right. Groped you good. Off to Hollywood!</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[answering phone] This is Angela. Oh. Hello, Miss Polodnikovski. Uh, how can I help you? Did my rent check not clear? Because I just transferred another $25 to that account. So if there's a problem it's clearly on your end. And--oh. Oh. Oh, okay. Good. Then... um... what is this about? No, no. Hey, hey! No, you are out of line Miss Polodnikovski. No, no you are. No you are! Evicted? Fine! I didn't want to live in that cesspool anyway! Listen, I get my security deposit back. Yes, I do. This is not fair! That is not fair! Well, you know what? You have so many hairs on your chin that Animal Control should've taken you away. That is very unladylike! You are disgusting! [hangs up phone]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What do you think that was about?</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>David. I lost the Scranton White Pages account. Do you have any idea how much paper that is? And I'd just like to point out, I was mad at Dwight. I did it out of spite.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We put the past behind us, though, Andy.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">david-wallace</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What if I told you that I hate you and I hate this company?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Enough, Andy. Enough!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Just stop forgiving me, David, please? This is my last chance to honor what is best inside myself. What if I took a dump on your new car?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh my god.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>Eleanor Roosevelt once said 'the future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.' [clip of him flipping off David Wallace] I think she's right. [clip of David Wallace yelling at Andy to get out] I feel calm now. [clip of Andy taking a dump on a car] I feel, like, for the first time in a long time, I'm doing the right thing.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>Andy.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What are you doing?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, heavy stuff like books on the bottom. So it don't squash my knickety-knacks on top.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, okay. That's not what I mean. You don't have to leave because you said you would. Don't let pride ruin your whole life. Okay? It's not worth it.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ugh.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>But I just--it's in the past. And I feel like we shouldn't...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, that's not--</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Rehash--</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, none--No, stop. It's just--</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Exactly.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thanks, Angela. You too.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thanks.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>A-bridge, a-burnt. No turning back now. Everybody, Lorelai and I would like to say thank you and goodbye the only way we know how.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, good lord.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Can't you just leave?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Tuna, I'm a performer. And perform I shall. [sings 'I Will Remember You'--everyone is slightly impressed]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[whispering] You okay?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[crying] It's just a really nice song.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[everyone applauding] Awesome!</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>Who knows? Maybe Andy will make it. He's not terrible.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. And people worse than him make it all the time. Like Lil Romeo.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, he's good.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>He was good.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good night, Kevin.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Night, Oscar.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Tents? Are you thinking of going camping? I thought you found nature vulgar.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, I've changed my mind.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wait a minute. You're not thinking of living in a--</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, god, could you just mind your own business?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, I'm just gonna say this. You are not going to live in a tent.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, god.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Come stay with me.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You don't want me at your place.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I do. Yes. Not forever. But until you get back on your feet. Which won't be long. It's the least I could do.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Separate bathrooms.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're welcome. Let's go get Phillip. Then we'll get your stuff...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>And get you the hell outta that place.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Are you allowed to have pets?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, Angela.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yesterday I was just your average, ordinary paper salesman with a farm and a bunch of pipe dreams about beet fuel. Today, I leave here a regional manager with a black belt. It really is amazing how your life can change in one day.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You talk to Wade and Colin?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, I just saw I missed their call. Why? What's up?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We got an offer on the table.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What kind of offer?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>A buyout.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We're in play, baby.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, my god!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We did it! Hey, and look, the buyers wanna make sure it's not just a Philly play, so get this: they're gonna pay for us to go pitch out west. We talking Spurs, the Jazz, Cowboys. Blake Griffin, baby.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wow, that is... wow.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, we did it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, we did. Hey, how long--how long do we think that's gonna take?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wade said we could do the whole country in three months.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, man. Yeah, I can't do it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Can't do what?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>This, man. I can't do this to Pam.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, no, Jim. This is different. This is everything.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I know. And I can't do it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>So is your place all bachelor-slobby and gross?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, it's neat and tasteful, like most gay men's homes. The stereotype holds up.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I wouldn't know. I never lived with a gay guy.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Angela, you just were--</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[starts sobbing] I love him.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I know. I understand more than most, but we both have to move on. You--you can't--</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, not the senator. I love Dwight.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
</SceneList>
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