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2280 lines
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Today is the first day of Sabre's new project to develop a chain of retail stores. I am meeting my new boss, Nellie Bertram, head of special projects. Work starts at nine. Sabre HQ is thirty minutes away, driving the speed limit. Giving everyone twenty minutes to shower, plus fifty for Jim to style his hair, twenty for breakfast, forty for Erin to get lost between her room and the lobby, ninety for Ryan to do his morning ecstasy... We're already twenty minutes late.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Wake up! [Cathy screams]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, hey, hey, hey! Wake up! [Erin kicks him] Ow! Why are you sleeping that way?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh. I was reading the mattress tag and I fell asleep.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Stanley! Wake up! You've got to wake up, the hotel's on fire!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Stanley, wake up, it's pretzel day! [Dwight pinches Stanley's nose and covers his mouth]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Mmm! [struggles] Ugh!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[lets go] Good morning.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, wake up. Let's have some fun. We're in Florida now.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, you. I'm so glad this is happening. I actually came to your door twice last night. Come on in, the water's fine. [sees Dwight] Oh, not cool!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>I am on the two kid sleep schedule so I'm up and at 'em at four fifteen, but no kids, so I honestly didn't know what to do with myself, and then I thought of something. Uh- [hears door, hides]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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<QuoteText>Heeeere's Dwi- what the-? [sees trashed room] Oh man.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What do you think happened?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Looks like Jim got mixed up with some bad apples. [sees "IT WAS DWIGHT" written in lipstick on the door] Oh no, no, no, no. It wasn't me. I gotta find Luwanda at The Alcohol Club. Oh. [Jim falls out of the closet, Erin and Dwight scream]</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Puppet.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Cool, for your kids?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cathy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">cathy</Character>
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<QuoteText>Yeah. It's weird being away from them. Never done this before.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Attention, Dunder Mifflin group. Proceed outside. The vehicle is waiting. Seats have been assigned. Shotgun goes to Ryan. Congratulations, Ryan.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I need to make Nellie see me as a leader today. First impressions get locked in forever. When I first met Pam, she said something that slightly rubbed me the wrong way. Since then I've loved working with Pam and she's frankly wonderful, but I hate her.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'll have a bottle of the antacid. Also, I want to get a souvenir for my son, but his mother doesn't acknowledge my paternity. Do you have anything for that? Also, I want it to have a Florida feel.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What does he like?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Saleswoman</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">saleswoman</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Power.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay, and this one is, "Huh. Don't see too many museums around here."</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay, Twiggy, that's enough. Get in the car.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, are you okay?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm fine, okay? It's just stress. You know, 'cause I care about this project. And frankly the fact that none of you are vomiting or diarrheal right now I find very alarming.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Who says none of us are diarrheal?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Are you sure it's stress? Because I did poison you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<QuoteText>Very funny, Jim.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh no, I'm serious. I was thinking, "For this trip I have to do something epic, so what should that be?" and then I thought of it. I'll poison you. What are you gonna do? You gonna steal my newspaper or put a cricket in my cereal or something?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm gonna set your face on fire.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>That's a good one. [a red sports car drives up] Whoa, Stanley! Did you just come back from burning down a rival nightclub?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Laugh it up, Halpert. I'm in Florida for a month without my family. I'm gonna enjoy this. Want to get in? You can work the iPod.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
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<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>You're a nice guy, Jim, but you have no idea how to vacation. Find some Kenny Loggins.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Loggins and Messina.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Did I say "Messina?" [tires screech]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Ahh! [laughs] Sorry I couldn't resist. It's so quiet.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I like it. It's so peaceful, I've already written like, twelve plays today.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It's so quiet, one might say, you could hear a pin... [drops pin] I thought that would be cooler.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>I loved it.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Hey, can you pick up the pin? Some of us like to work in our bare feet.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Of course, I will pick up the pin. It is right here. Got it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Can we see that? Did you really find it?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes, right here. Got it. Dink, ow. [chuckles, clicks tongue] In the trash.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey, why is it so quiet? Shouldn't the phone be ringing? Uh-oh. Erin set the phone to voicemail.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh great. [overlapping chatter]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We're screwed.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>There. [phone rings]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh! There we go! Pam?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Can you get the phone?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well I'm not the receptionist.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Mm, well, you used to be.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I know, but I can't cover reception. I have a ton of work to do.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Phone's ringing.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Will one of you get the phone? I am freaking out! I know it's for me. [Andy and Pam silently argue] Are you guys kidding me? Stop flirting and someone get the phone!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Somebody! Answer the phone.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Everyone</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Andy, pick up the phone!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Get the damn phone.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You're the closest one to it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Fine. Hello, Dunder Mifflin. [ringing continues] Hello, you've reached Dunder Mifflin. How may I be of service?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Man.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>How was the drive?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cathy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">cathy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Fantastic. Stanley drives so fast.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Life is short. "Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse." That's one of my mottoes.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I would love to hear the other mottos.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Quick query, Halpert.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No way.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Still queer?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Packer.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You can't put me down. Too strong!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, Dwight and Jim tried to get me fired, but I landed on my feet down here in Florida. You see, this cat's got nine lives, and a nine-inch-</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Psst. Say, "So who's leading this thing, anyway?"</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>So who's leading this thing, anyway?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Psst. Say, "I can't wait to meet him."</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I can't wait to meet him.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Him, you say? Don't think a woman can be a leader?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I-</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You poor, simple boy. Expected a man, did you? Strong, powerful. Huge, whopping penis? Well, sorry to disappoint, but my huge, whopping penis is right here, [points to her head] and I'm not afraid to use it. So stop looking at my breasts, and start looking at my penis. [slow clap] I'm Nellie Bertram, president of special projects. In the next few weeks we're going to throw everything you know about business out of the window and do it our own way. Are your minds blown? So, how did this special project come about anyway? Well, I interviewed to be the manager of your branch. [points to Jim] After you decided I wasn't "a good fit-"</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>It was-</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Ah! It was. I went on a shopping spree. Very destructive. I bought thirteen pianos. Then I realized, what if Sabre had a store? Hmm? So I called Jo, old friend, founder of Sabre, and I told her and she grabbed me by the shoulders and she said, "Yes!" So let's talk about the Sabre store then. Probably gonna look stupid, right? Like a big turd with a door on the front, right? What do you think it should look like?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Um, it might be fun if each store had a different theme, like a beach one, a winter one, a jungle one.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cathy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="recurring">cathy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No, not a big fan of the winter aesthetic.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Well that was just one idea. It doesn't have to be winter.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cathy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="recurring">cathy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh, no, it does. It does. It has to be winter, and I reject it. So I drew up a design concept. Probably gonna be rubbish, right? Would you like to look at it? Just so you could laugh at it.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yeah!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Let me just get the projector working.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Uh. [eats antacids]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You got to stop with the antacids. It's not the antidote.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You didn't poison me, it's just stress.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>What is the antidote?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>True love's kiss.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Jim, help me lower this screen. You're a big, tall man. [points to Ryan] You'd be hilarious trying to do it, like a little boy. Just let go of his balloon.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I'll do it! I always say, "You want something done right? Ask Dwight." Right? Dwight. Right? Dwight. Right Dwight, right Dwight. Sorry, now you'll never be able to get that out of your head. [reaches up, whimpers]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I can do it.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Mmm! [screams, pulls down screen] There we go.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[on phone] Yes, a complete inability to pass gas, pervert. Ugh, yeah, it's tender. It can't be appendicitis, I eat more than enough bacon. Okay, what poison mimics the symptoms of appendicitis? Oh, you don't know? Hold on. [to Jim] What kind of poison did you use?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Dwight, I didn't poison you. I was kidding.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yeah, I'm gonna need an ambulance. Hold on, I have the address in my phone. [sees chart on screen] Hold on. Hold on one second. Uh, quick question. Vice president, uh, who is that? There's no name listed.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Is there not? Maybe I'm just waiting for someone to wow me. [winks]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Sir? Sir, where should we send the ambulance?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Emergency Operator</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">emergency-operator</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Send it to the frickin' moon, idiot.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I tell you what though, since my move down to Florida I've really gotten back into hunting big time.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hunting's so primal. Almost sexual.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Totally. I mean, I'd never bang an animal, you can hardly tell the difference between a boy or a girl, you know, but hunting's intense.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You talking about hunting? I love hunting. I'm a master hunter.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Did you say "masturbator?"</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm a decent baiter. My cousin Mose, that's a master baiter.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Why are you sitting down like that?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Why is everyone else standing up? Okay team, let's get back to work! Break's over!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Wow. Are you that bored?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's just rum. I'm not bored, I'm a pirate.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Is that another motto?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's whatever you want. [offers Jim the bottle]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Mmm.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Or do you only drink with your kids?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ah, let's do it. [laughs] Oh, that's healthy.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I've spent so much of my life telling myself "Please, don't end up like Stanley," and now I'm wondering if I even have what it takes.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>We have the Sabre Pyramid, right? Hmm? We've got a bunch of humans. You guys, humans... pyramid. Human pyramid. Do you follow? It's a team-building exercise. You'll love it. Who's in? Hmm?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yup. Tallahassee, let's go.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Jim, are you in?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, I don't know.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Sounds like a hoot. I'm in.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>All right, what the heck? Let's do it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>This is great. This is gonna be great.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I feel like I'm in ancient Egypt.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'll be on top. It's the most important position.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Dude, I think you have appendicitis.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[tries to climb human pyramid] Ahh!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Dwight?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Dwight, why don't we just hold off with the human pyramids for a while?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Everyone stop moving! Everyone stop wiggling! Oh, I feel like I'm gonna vomit!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Dude, don't you yak on me. This shirt is Van Heusen.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[groans] Stop moving!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No one's moving!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh! [collapses]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh, oh! [general commotion]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Everyone</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="meta">everyone</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Arrest Jim. He poisoned me.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Wha- no. No, it was not a poisoning.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>The one thing Pam made sure I knew, Florida's pretty loose with the death penalty.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You need an operation. You have appendicitis.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Paramedic</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">paramedic</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh! Who called it? Nothin' but net.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>How long will he be gone?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Two or three days.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Paramedic</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">paramedic</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Don't remember me like this. Remember me as the man who pulled down the screen.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Drama queen, am I right?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[to phone] Phillip, if you're hearing this memo, that can only mean one thing, I'm dead. You are the rightful heir to Schrute Farms. Please, you must do one thing. Kill Mose before he kills you. [presses button] Mose, hey, it's Dwight. Listen, yeah, I just want to give you a heads-up.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>That was an interesting diversion. Shall we get back to the meeting?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Whoa, are those mini pizzas?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yeah, I figured we'd keep things savory while Oscar's mouth is in canker country. I also have some bacon-wrapped dates on deck.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Look at these little mini pizzas. Does this make me look huge? [giggles] Hey guys, look at me, I'm huge.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hey Darryl, good news, your fax went through.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh [bleep] yeah.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Up high.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yes sir. Thanks.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Dunder Mifflin, this is Andy. [whispers to Kelly] I put out some new magazines, check it out.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Ah, Dwell.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">creed</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I'm acting like I like reception and I'm a really good actor, so people are actually buying that I actually like reception, but, I mean, seriously, reception sucks. [phone rings] Oh, there's the phone!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I just got out of surgery. What's going on? Fill me in.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Well, we broke into groups and the groups are doing presentations later.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Who's doing the presentations?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Packer's giving one. [Dwight growls] Jim'll probably give ours, I guess.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Let's see, what else have you missed? Ryan switched his name tag to his pants, so now it's like if you wear yours on your shirt, you're a total dip, but if you switch, you're a copycat. But I think I figured out a solution. What else? My shoes are gonna-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>-features a tech support area. Bring in your product, a bunch of nerdy virgins fix it on the spot. Huge for building loyalty.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Very good point.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah Todd, decent idea. Obvious, but interesting.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Dwight, are you all right?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm great. How are you?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What's our presentation about?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Dwight, will you go back to the hospital? You were there for like three hours.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I got the surgery, what else is there to do?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Do a hundred jumping jacks.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, I don't feel like it. You do a hundred jumping jacks.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I don't feel like it either!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[doing jumping jacks] Ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I want that vice-presidency.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You haven't done any of the research.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>"You're too slow, you're too small, Seabiscuit is a stupid name." You guys sound just like the enemies of Seabiscuit. I'm going to do it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Aw, let him do it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Stanley, are you listening to music?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yup.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>All right, who's ready for the next presentation?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ah, what is your topic?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What is our topic? Oh, what a topic it is.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Retail consumer habits.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Really? Okay. Retail consumer habits is... [sighs] The only thing you need to know about retail consumer habits is that consumers are mindless lemmings. They just want to be told what to do. [Erin makes the first slide appear] Fast forward to today, and the retail consumer is independent, well-informed, super smart. Super smart. Okay.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Shopping habits are both seasonal and cyclical. What does this mean?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I can field this one.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, sit down. "Seasonal." Well, the Christmas shopping season is certainly a busy one, back-to-school is, as well, and in early summer it seems to slow down a bit, but shopping is also cyclical. The menstrual cycle determines every choice a woman makes. You see, during ovulation, a woman's only goal is to get pregnant, and during menses, she is sad that she has failed. And how does the woman console herself? Shopping. Shopping. Just- Jim, could you fetch me some ice chips? Thank you. Just gonna... take a... brief pause at this point. [Jim gives Dwight a bowl of ice chips] Thank you. [Dwight sticks his head in the bowl] Oh, God. Next slide.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Mail call! [sings] His name is Oscar, and he got some mail, and he better open it, or go to jail 'cause it's your taxes. His name is Kevin, and no mail for him, but he got a coupon, for some frozen... yogurt.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Are those the lyrics?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Anderson's three pillars of retail. Crucial. So important. Next. Are there any questions?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What are the three pillars of retail?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[whispers] Convenience.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ingredients.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Service.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Burgers.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Building loyalty.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Killing royalty. The truth be told, we should really disregard Anderson's three pillars. He was later diagnosed with dementia. You know what is important? Is Dwight's pillars, and there is only one: desire. Do we have a desire to dominate the retail space? Not just succeed in it, but to dominate, and looking around this room I'm not so sure that we do, but we can get there, and I can lead us there, and that is all that matters.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Very true. Where there's a will, there's a way. I once spent a passionate night with Hugh Grant's brother, John Grant. He's older than Hugh, just a little bit uglier. How did I pull that off? Sheer force of will. That is very good, Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Thank you very much. Any other questions? Jim?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You are bleeding through your shirt.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oops. That's embarrassing. Egg on my face. [ties jacket around wound] Ah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey, having fun?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes I am, as a matter of fact.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well I know how it is. I know it's a lot of fun. I don't know how it is. Andy, this is a lame job. What are you doing here?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I found my calling.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Andy, when I was twelve years old, we did a field trip, a lock-in at the zoo. I met this girl, I thought she was so perfect. I was in love with her. But when the sun came up, I knew it wasn't real, 'cause she was ugly and I had grown tired of her. I know you want reception today, but tomorrow you won't want to do her. She's a dog.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Guys, I don't like this analogy.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[groans] Ugh! Fine. Did you see this? [points to pens in cup]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It's nice.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I mean... [Pam giggles]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>How are you feeling?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Amazing. Just lost four ounces of appendix, already replaced it with muscle.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Can I see the wound?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[show her the wound] Oh God.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh! That's disgusting. That's barely healed.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You're not paying me to heal, you're paying me to kick ass.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>A few hours ago, your body was open like a cabinet.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That's right.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That is amazing. Todd, look at that.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, yikes. Incoming- [tries to touch the wound]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ah! Not so fast.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Would you come in early tomorrow so we can talk about the store over breakfast? I feel you [points to both] have a lot to offer.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It would be an honor, ma'am.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'll go ahead and cancel my post-op check-up right now.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I had two goals today. The first was to make myself the clear candidate for vice president. I achieved that, no thanks to my appendix. The second was to find a memorable souvenir for Philip. For that, I do have to thank my appendix.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[answers the reception phone] Dunder Mifflin, how can I help you save money on paper? This is Andrew.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hi Andrew. What happened to Erin?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Donna Muraski</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">donna-muraski</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, she's on an assignment in Florida for a couple of weeks.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, good for her. She's such a sweetheart. You tell her Donna Muraski misses her.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Donna Muraski</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">donna-muraski</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I miss her too.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Everyone, we have a very special guest. He turned an idea into a store, into hundreds of stores. I give you Wally Amos, founder of Famous Amos Cookies. [cheers, claps]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Aloha, aloha, aloha. So I hear you're all looking to bake up some dough in the sales game. Well, back when I was regular Amos-</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Wally Amos</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">wally-amos</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What's under the cloth?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>We'll get to that.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Wally Amos</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">wally-amos</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Cookies. Bet you anything it's cookies.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>It's cookies. Let me- let me finish my speech first.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Wally Amos</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">wally-amos</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Ah, we get the gist. It's just success and effort, isn't it? So just, don't be coy, make with the cookies! [everyone goes for the cookies]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Famous, hi. I'm sure you get ideas for new cookies all the time, but I-</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Is it oatmeal with no raisins?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Wally Amos</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="background">wally-amos</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>I'm sorry to have wasted your time.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
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