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<SceneList>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I got a delivery for ya'.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Delivery Guy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">delivery-guy</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Leave it at reception.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm supposed to deliver this one in person. [pulls out a gun and starts shooting at Michael, who dodges dramatically]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Delivery Guy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">delivery-guy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[pulls out two handguns and kills the man with an unnecessarily large amount of bullets] Clean up on aisle five. [Threat Level:</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>After three years of writing, one year of shooting, four years of re-shooting and two years of editing, I have finally completed my movie, Threat Level:</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Erin... what are you doing?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Guys! Guys. Did you guys know that our own Michael Scott has made a movie, and that he maybe will let us watch it, but only if everybody's dying to see it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That's... That's. Well, don't put words in my mouth.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Threat Level:</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>We'd love to see it!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Sweet, I will go invite Holly.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay everyone, I know we're really excited to see this movie that everybody's in, but we have to remember that Michael is sensitive, so let's stay positive! And no laughing, no comments, just positive energy and we'll have a pure fun day! Okay?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Thanks mom.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">creed</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You never told me you made a movie.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">holly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Mhmm! It's got action, it's got heart, it's got some bosom.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's got you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">holly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's got a lot of me.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[laughs] I can't wait.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">holly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ladies and gentleman, Threat Level:</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[Stanley's voice as the screen shows Scarn Manor] Michael Scarn, well that's an interesting story. [headlines of Michael Scarn's success are shown as well as an article reporting the death of Michael's wife, Catherine Zeta Scarn] He was once the best secret agent in the business. That was years ago. Where is he now? Well, that's also an interesting story.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Narrator</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">narrator</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[Dwight Schrute dressed as a butler. Speaks in slow, deep voice] Master Scarn.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Samuel</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">samuel</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I play Samuel, Michael Scarn's robot butler. I wanted Samuel's voice- [robot impression] to be like this! [normally] But Michael thought that Samuel should be a very advance android, almost indistinguishable from a real person.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Dwight does not play a robot.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[crashes cymbals by Michael's ear]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Samuel</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">samuel</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[lying on bed with a bottle of alcohol] I'm up.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's the president. He needs you for a mission.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Samuel</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">samuel</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Tell him I'm retired.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's Goldenface.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Goldenface, this makes it personal.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[Darryl, sitting at a desk in the Oval Office] Scarn, you're right on time. [cheering from the office]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">President</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">president</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I gave up a lot of weekends because I thought it'd be good for my daughter to see a black man as president. Even in a silly home movie. What a stupid waste of time.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's your old enemy, Goldenface. He's after the NHL All Star Game. He's hidden a bomb somewhere in the stadium. Scarn, this one is personal for me. I own the stadium. I can't see it blown up. It's my retirement plan.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">President</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">president</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>We have to search the stadium.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Samuel</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">samuel</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Not so fast, Goldenface has taken all the concession stand workers hostage. Scarn, will you find these hostages, and save the game?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">President</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">president</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[holding a quarter up] Heads I do it, tails I don't. Best out of seven. [flips the coin] Heads. [flips it again] Tails. [President winces each time he says tails]...Heads...Tails...Heads...Tails. [flips one more time and the quarter spins around on the table. Michael looks at it] Well, it looks like there's going to be a clean-up on aisle five.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, the hostages were scared.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Narrator</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">narrator</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[as a hostage] Don't you guys get it? Nobody's coming for us.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[Jim, with his face painted with metallic gold paint] Oh someone's coming alright, the only man who would care. [Goldenface turns in his chair, holding a golden gun] Michael Scarn. See I'm gonna lure him here, then I kill everybody, then... I'm gonna dig up Scarn's dead wife, and I'm gonna hump her real good. [malicious, deep laughter]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Goldenface</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">goldenface</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I did not love the dialogue. Or the character. I took the role to impress a receptionist who will remain nameless.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>[scene shows Michael Scarn driving through the rain] Well, the All Star Game was three days away, so naturally it was all sold out. The only way Scarn was getting in was in a uniform. Just one problem with that, Scarn didn't know a hockey stick from a Slim Jim. So he went to meet with the famed trainer... [Michael stops the car and gets out] Cherokee Jack.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Narrator</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>[Creed wearing a tunic and carrying a mop, standing with Michael in front of an ice rink] Mop the ice.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cherokee Jack</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">cherokee-jack</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm not here to learn how to mop, I'm here to learn how to play hockey.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Mop it. [A montage of Michael mopping the ice awkwardly and using an ab-cruncher, and slowly getting better. After a little while, Cherokee Jack Slams a hockey stick on the ice to stop Michael, then offers it to him] Now take this.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cherokee Jack</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">cherokee-jack</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What am I supposed to do with this?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Mop. [a montage shows Michael sliding around the ice skillfully and hitting the puck into the goal]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cherokee Jack</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">cherokee-jack</Character>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, Michael Scarn was quickly becoming one of the hottest hockey players in the country.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Narrator</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>[Ryan is acting as an official for the competition taking place. A line is formed in front of a line on the ice. Standing behind it are Michael Scarn, Oscar in a blue full-body suit, and a mysterious man in a hockey mask] Each year, the National Hockey League selects one civilian amateur to play in the All Star Game. It's down to the three of you. The final test is speed skating. [holds a gun to the ceiling] On your marks, get set...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Die! [The masked man pulls off the mask to reveal that it is Goldenface]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Goldenface</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<QuoteText>[Michael and Goldenface skate around the rink, Goldenface shooting with a solid gold gun, Michael with two pistols. Michael is out of breath at the end of the race] Nice try Goldenface, but you forgot one thing, to kill me.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I wasn't trying to kill you, I was trying to slow you down. [Ryan is seen placing a medal around Oscar's neck]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Goldenface</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">goldenface</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh by the way!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Goldenface</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">goldenface</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>How's your wife doing?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Goldenface</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">goldenface</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[begins to cry as Goldenface laughs]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Congratulations.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, you came in second. Not bad either.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I am sorry that I have to do this... [starts choking Oscar to death with his towel]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Huh...[muffled screaming as he slowly chokes, and eventually dies]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm intercepting a name. Jasmine Winsong. She works for Goldenface. What I can't figure out is, who is the Funky Cat.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Samuel</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="null">samuel</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Not who, what. The Funky Cat is the hippest Jazz Club in town. [stands up with his cup of tea and walks by Samuel, pouring his tea all over him]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh-[starts to freak out, but the scene is crudely cut short]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Samuel</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="null">samuel</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>He cut the part where my circuit board malfunctioned! What was the point of spilling the drink on me?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[acting as a jazz singer at the Funky Cat, singing] They call me Jasmine Winsong.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jan</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[walking into the Funky Cat] Bingo.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>He finished his movie? [frantically trying to open her car door, as if trying to get away from the camera crew] No kidding. Wow, that's great. Yeah that's good for him.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jan</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[singing gibberish while laying on the piano on stage]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jan</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[pulls out a recording device from his pocket and clicks it on]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[michael pushes the backwards button on the recorder] The hostages are under the stadium. [An assassin with a golden tie shoots her with a tranquilizer and she falls]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jan</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Jack Blaise.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You have to let us go Goldenface! We have families!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Ha! This is gonna show them [cocks his golden gun] that I mean business. See ya! [points gun to Toby the hostage's head, shoots and Toby's fake head explodes, the shot is shown repeatedly]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Goldenface</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="null">goldenface</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>By far and away, the most expensive shot in the movie. But, it was integral to the story.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Ha! [kicking open the gate in the stadium where the hostages and Goldenface are]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Samuel</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="null">samuel</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Michael Scarn!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Sorry about your friend, Scarn!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Goldenface</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="null">goldenface</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>The joke's on you Goldenface, that man was a wanted animal rapist.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[gives Michael a disgusted look]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Goldenface</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="null">goldenface</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>We've searched the whole building, Goldenface, where is the bomb?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Samuel</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="null">samuel</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Hm?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Goldenface</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="null">goldenface</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>We've searched the whole building, Goldenface, where is the bomb?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Samuel</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="null">samuel</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Hm?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Goldenface</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="null">goldenface</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>We've searched the wh- ok...</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Samuel</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="null">samuel</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>He said, where is the bomb?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>In the puck! [tosses the puck to Michael]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Goldenface</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="null">goldenface</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Why are you telling me this?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Because I'm going to kill you. [takes out golden gun] Unless! You forgive me for murdering your wife. [distraught, memories of him and his wife are shown on the puck in a dreamy haze]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Goldenface</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="null">goldenface</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Hey Goldenface.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Yeah?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Goldenface</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="null">goldenface</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Go puck yourself!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[dodges the puck and shoots at Michael]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Goldenface</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="null">goldenface</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Noooo! [jumps in front of Michael to receive the bullet]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Samuel</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="null">samuel</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>That was not scripted.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[re-cocks gun and shoots at Michael, who looks shocked and scared]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Goldenface</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="null">goldenface</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>More Tylenol.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[as a busty nurse] You've already had four.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Helene</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="null">helene</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Looking at her mother on screen, horrified] Oh God... [looks at Michael] So good.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>You're lucky to be alive.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Helene</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="null">helene</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>It'll take a lot more than a bullet to the brain, lungs, heart, back, and balls to kill Michael Scarn.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Let's just make sure that everything's... Working properly... [leans in closer to Michael and the heart rate monitor, which was beating steadily, now beats very quickly]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Helene</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="null">helene</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>You just said the bomb... is in the puck?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">President</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="null">president</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="true">Michael and Samuel together</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
<Character type="null">samuel-together</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Is that where you hid the bomb Goldenface?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">President</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="null">president</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[walks into the Oval Office with an accomplice, Troy]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Goldenface</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="null">goldenface</Character>
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<QuoteText>But why would you blow up the stadium? You OWN the stadium!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>For the insurance money! I knew it all along! [the President, Goldenface, and his minion pull out automatic machine guns] You will never get away with this! [takes a painting of Abraham Lincoln and awkwardly smashes it on the President's head, runs out of the office as Goldenface and his minion shoot at them]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Where had I gone wrong? All I wanted was to start a family with my beautiful wife. But somewhere along the way, things got messed up.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It wasn't easy for Scarn to admit that he had lost his self-confidence. And he hadn't of course, He just wasn't using it right now.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[in a bar] Beer me Billy.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[Andy as a bar tender with a Brooklyn accent] You don't looks so good, what's got ya down?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Billy</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>I got problems Billy. Big problems...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>You got problems?! My TV don't work! I pay thirty bucks a month for the damn satellite what's-a-whosit, I can't even get the damn game! Now you tell me, what's worse than that?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Billy</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>[laughs to himself] Don't ever change Billy. Goldenface is going to blow up the NHL All Star Game tomorrow.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>I see what you mean about problems. I know what'll cheer you up. That table of bachelorettes over there bought you this drink. [a table with Meredith, Phyllis, Karen, and Angela all say hey to Michael]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Billy</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Ever banged an entire bachelorette party, baby? [winks]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Why are you singling my line out, like, a million years later?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm too depressed to save the big game Billy.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm gonna cheer you up, the only ways I know hows. [to a small boy in overalls] Hey kid! Hit G-9 on the Jukebox!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Billy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No Billy, I haven't done that dance since my wife died.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>There is a whole crowd of people out there, who need to learn, how to do The Scarn.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Billy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[A funky beat sounds from the Jukebox and Michael starts dancing poorly] Well my name's Michael Scarn and I'm here to say, I'm about to do The Scarn in a major way. [the bachelorettes and the others in the bar stand up to join him] You jump to the right and you shake a hand and you jump to the left and you shake that hand. You meet new friends, and tie that yarn, and that's how you do The Scarn! [doing the actions he says to] You jump to the right and you shake a hand and you jump to the left and you shake that hand. You meet new friends, and tie that yarn, and that's how you do The Scarn! You jump to the right and you shake a hand and you jump to the left and you shake that hand. You meet new friends, and tie that yarn, and that's how you do The Scarn!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[as a drunken man in the bar] If doing The Scarn is gay, then I'm the biggest queer on Earth!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[cracking up at the stupidity of it, the rest of the office besides Michael and Holly are concealing their laughter. Pam Is trying to quiet Jim up] Sorry.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[turns off the movie from the remote, the office complains]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm sorry, I'm really, really sorry. I think I was just relieved, to see that Michael Scarn got his confidence back.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah Michael the movie is amazing!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's like one of the best movies I've ever seen in my life.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You should enter it in festivals!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Or carnivals!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[to Holly] Well that's a... pretty good reaction. [Holly nods] Pretty cool, right? Did you like it? Did you like that?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Uh... which part?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay. [Stands up and leaves the conference room to the dismay of the office] No, it's not good enough. It's not good enough...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Some people are really popping on screen!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">andy</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey! Good movie.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Mmmm, good? Everybody out there says it's great!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I loved it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Did you? What did you love about it?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Uhm, I loved that you got to work together with all your friends. Isn't that great when you can all work together like that?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, no. Holly, this isn't Ocean's Eleven, where you get together with all your friends and just have fun and don't care about how it turns out. What'd you really think, honestly.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Uhm...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Is it, is it because you're afraid of where this is gonna take me? See, because I need you... to keep me grounded.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Not worried about that.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[angrily] It was eleven years, okay? This has been my dream for eleven years, and if you don't think it's great than you're basically saying that you don't believe in my dream.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Wha- It's your dream and you never even mentioned it before!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I talk about a lot of things, Holly! I was eventually gonna get around to my dream! Obviously! Eleven years I could've been working on the Scarn Nebulus.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well why do you have to make a movie at all?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Because, if I don't have this, what do I have? I have nothing.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Really, you can't think of anything else that you might have?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I have my book on business, Somehow I Manage. I have my HBO comedy special, Here I Go Again dot-dot-dot. But you know what? When I think about it, when I really think about it, none of those things are as real to me as my movie.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm real.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, you're a real pain in the ass. And I'm gonna go watch the movie with people who think it's great! And I'm sorry I called you a pain in the ass, I'm angry, and I love you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I love you too.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I am a huge Woody Allen fan. Although I've only seen Antz, but I'll tell you something. What I respect about that man, is that when he was going through all that stuff that came out in the press, about how Antz was just a rip-off of A Bug's Life, he stayed true to his films. Or at least the film that I saw which again was Antz. The thing is... I thought Bug's Life was better, much better. Than Ants. The point is, don't listen to your critics, listen to your fans.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Who likes Threat Level:</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Michael! You have to get to that puck before halftime! Or the whole stadium will explode!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Samuel</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">samuel</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I know, it's a good thing my trainer and mentor is here to cheer me on!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Cherokee Jack? Michael he died.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Samuel</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">samuel</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[crying] This one's for you Cherokee Jack. [Michael skates into the rink of an already in-play match]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>We filmed this during an actual Scranton High School Hockey Game, trying to qualify for states.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[he office shushes Michael to hear the movie better] That's fine, it's great!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, no! Actually it's really screwed up because they [chuckles], they were trying to qualify, they were disqualified, they had to forfeit the game. Undefeated season. That's why there were so many people there. [Michael stands up, clearly realizing that his movie is not as great as he thought]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Why is your face gold?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Why do you care?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Goldenface</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">goldenface</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm just making conversation.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I worked in a gold factory, we had a boss, who only cared about money...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Goldenface</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">goldenface</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, I'm sorry. It is good.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">holly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No it's not. [kisses Holly while smiling] It's not. But, they really seem to be enjoying it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Please Goldenface, let us go!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Hostage</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">hostage</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[ees Cherokee Jack from a confusion of heavenly light and smoke] Cherokee Jack.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I want you to take all of your frustrations, with women, the system, with everything. Take it out on the puck. All on the puck.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cherokee Jack</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">cherokee-jack</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[laughs at the stupidity]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[skates forward, hits the puck, and stares in wonder as it flies by]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yah! [kicks open the gate to save the hostages, hostages rejoice as Samuel unties them] [the puck is seen flying into space and it hits a satellite, Billy is at his bar and his TV suddenly turns back on]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Samuel</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">samuel</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey! We got sports games again! [people at the bar cheer]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Billy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">billy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[seen at his house counting his money] Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! [The puck lands on his lap] Oh-[A large explosion blocks out his words] [The office cheers at the ending of the movie, Michael Scarn holds up a trophy]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Goldenface</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">goldenface</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[in Scarn manor] Some breakfast for me [shows a plate of bacon and eggs] and some breakfast for you. [pulls out an oil can and oils Samuel's circuit board on his back]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh yeah, I guess I did let him be a robot.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[phone rings] I'll get it! Man I love being retired! Scarn here!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[on phone] Michael, it's the president.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">President</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="null">president</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hello sir.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I need you for another mission.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">President</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="null">president</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Ugh... [after a little thought] I'm in.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[the office cheers] Whoa Whoa Whoa! Isn't the president evil?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Oh yeah! [laughs] Yes he is!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>No no, he's doing it to catch the president!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>No, no Dwight. He's just being stupid. [the office laughs]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[in Stanley's voice, a chair is shown with a gray haired head sticking above it] Well, Michael Scarn was back in the game. And I bet you're wondering why do I know so much about Michael Scarn. [the chair revolves to show Michael Scarn, gray haired, talking with Stanley's voice] Well because I AM Michael Scarn. [applause]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Narrator</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="null">narrator</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[Andy rapping to a montage of scenes from the movie] Ahhhh, yeah! Threat Level Midnight! Makes all the girlies feel alright! From Madonna to Madelyn Allbrite, Threat Level Midnight! It's a threat, a level, a level level threat. He's the greatest hockey-star I ever seen yet. Threat Level what? Midnight! Threat Level who? Michael Scarn! Threat Level why? Apartheid! Gotta fight it, Free Mandela! Peace I'm out!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Rapper</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="null">rapper</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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</SceneList>
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