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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Buenos dias, Erin.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Buenos dias, Miguel. [phone rings] Hello, Dunder-Mifflin.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, no, no, no. Solamente en espanol, por favor.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I believe that every man, woman, and child in this country should learn how to speak Spanish. They are our neighbors to the South, and this would be a healing thing for... for all of North America. And... I am going on vacation next week to Cancun.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Buenos dias, Jaime.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Buenos dias, Miguel. Como estas? Bien? Claro que si! Yo estoy fantastico. Que pasa?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ha ha! Buenos dias, Dwight!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Guten tag, Herr Michael.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I don't understand why Michael is wasting his time with Spanish. I have it on very good authority that within 20 years, everyone will be speaking German. Or a Chinese-German hybrid.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>La telefona.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>El telefono.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Michael's having a hard time with the gender part of Spanish. So I told him to mark everything with the international symbol for gender. And, um... [holds up two blurred-out drawings of male and female genitalia] I should have been more specific.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Your office is full of genitalia.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[clears throat] Oh. Eso es lo que dice, el!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>"That's what he says?"</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Damn it. [knock on door] Ah, Angelo.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Angela. [Michael sticks post-it on Angela's forehead with female genitalia] Michael.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yo soy Cancun.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[removes post-it, leaves] Uhh!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>All right, so I'll finish up on bulk pricing, and then you go into delivery guarantee.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You know, maybe there's an opportunity for a joke there, like, um... like, [vaudeville delivery] "I just delivered a baby. They didn't offer me a guarantee."</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, or maybe we don't even need that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Can you smell the power of the Halperts? Power couple.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You know what? I should be getting this client, Michael. My numbers are better than either of theirs.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I went with the people I thought would put the best face on the company.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>If you want people to put the best face on something, why would you get two people who probably never cut the face off of anything in their lives?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[whispers] That's a good point.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>This is our first joint sales pitch. I think we're gonna work really well together.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah I think we have complimentary strengths. We understand each other.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We have good give and take. [vaudeville delivery] I give, he takes.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[whispering] I don't even know who you are anymore.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[vaudeville delivery] Yee.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hi, uh, Donna Newton, here to see Michael Scott.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, hey, Miss Newton. Hi, I'm Jim.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>How are you?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Did somebody order a hooker over here?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[laughing] Oh, stop that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hi. How are you?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>There's this woman I met a few weeks ago. Her name is Donna, the manager of Sid &amp; Dexter's and, right now, we're in the midst of a passionate love affair. Um, no. But she is coming by today. Maybe to buy some printers, so...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Right here, we have the wonder twins, Jim and Pam Halpert. They will be assisting you today.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You look exactly alike.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, no we're actually married. We're not brother and sister.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I have a sense about these things.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>All right.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You have some ancestors in common... somewhere back.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I knew it. You should see their baby.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[explaining PowerPoint to Donna] So, yes, laser printers are more expensive. But they cost less to operate [knocking] So it's a tradeoff.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[barges in] Hi.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hold on one second.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sorry to interrupt. Sorry to interrupt. Do you, Donna, by any chance shop at Victoria's Secret?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Because I keep getting these magazines sent to me via the address of the woman who used to live in my condo before me.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>None of this is time sensitive.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Uh, yes, uh, the sale is on now through May.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, yeah, thank you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, I have more of them.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You would have weekly conference calls with executives in corporate. A two-week training program at the Yale school of management, obviously you would be high on the list for advancement opportunities.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Sounds all right.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What is this?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, this is "Print in All Colors," Sabre's minority executive training program.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It doesn't just sound a'ight, it sounds amazing.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I didn't say "a'ight."</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>How do I apply?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You have to be a minority.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Uh, glasses wearers. Cholera survivors. Geniuses. Non-organic family farmers. The list goes on and on. You want me to keep going?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Those don't really count. We're thinking more ethnic and racial minorities.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Come here. Come here.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hmm?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ten seconds ago, this guy was driving a forklift. Okay? Now all off a sudden he's Cinderella of the office. What are you guys thinking?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I like the sound of this. [looks at Dwight] Maybe one day I'll be sitting in Michael's chair. Wouldn't that be something?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>One minority from this branch is going to get into this program. Who would I refer? Hmm... the competent, hardworking one who does things his own way, or the malleable simpleton who can be bought for a few fashion magazines?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[on phone] This is the second time that you've sent me the wrong size. I mean, I know what a four feels like. I've been a four my whole life. You know what? You can go to Hell. All right? Thanks for nothing.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, man. White people, right?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I don't know if she was white.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, you can kinda tell from the voice.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I bet you get pulled over by the cops a lot, just because of your race.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, they say it's because of texting, but maybe you're right.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I think you should consider applying for the executive minority training program.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Never thought of myself as an executive before.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I know, 'cause you have no role models. How many Indian CEO's can you think of?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I can't think of any CEO's, any race.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You could be the Indian Bill Gates. You could be the Indian Ted Turner.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I could be the Indian Julia Roberts.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That's not... she's... okay. Yes.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I took the liberty to scan a few things earlier, and I want to show you... there we go! [Michael's picture pops up on the PowerPoint screen] Whoa, look at those vivid colors. Look at my eyes. Those are Shrek-green eyes. That is me again. I think this displays the crisp, dazzling white.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Mm-hmm.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>And that would be a display [image from a catalog of a man wearing only white boxers pops up] of the crisp, gorgeous black.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It's subtle. That's how it works. I show her an image that turns her on. And then she looks at me, then back at me, then back at the image. Soon, she doesn't know what is me, what is the image. She just knows that she's turned on.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>This is a place that I like to go to be alone with my thoughts. I've never taken anybody there before.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Who took the photo?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ryan.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh. [Michael quickly advances PowerPoint show to last slide which is "SEX" in bold white letters on a black background and then exits the show quickly]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>And that's it. That's me. That's who I am.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[giggles] Not bad.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, thanks. [softly] You're not bad, either.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you. [Michael tries t kiss Donna, Donna clears throat] Hmm.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hmm.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh my God. [realizing Jim and Pam are looking through the conference room windows]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jim! Could you come in here for a sec? What was that printer we were looking at?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[in his office] You didn't see it, Pam. She was giving me all sorts of signals that she wanted me to make a move. Shortbread?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'll have one.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay. Well, all that is irrelevant.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>Was it professional? No. But I work in the nightlife industry. I get hit on all the time. In my 20's it would have been annoying. In my late 20's, I find it really flattering.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Look, I know that I screwed up in there. I know that I probably messed up your sale. I just want to go in and fix it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What was that?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Who cares? [Michael peeking at them through his office window] It's not that huge a sale.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>How as being a minority affected you?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, good, and you resent this because...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Is this... is this the best you can do right there?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Uh, for that printer, yes. Unfortunately we don't have a lot of flexibility.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh. Well, I guess I'm just used to the restaurant business, [removes sweater revealing her revealing top] where, if you're in charge, then you can always get discounts for the people that you like.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's that?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why don't you run them again?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>"We?"</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Scene>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>So corporate approval of this contract is contingent upon buyer and seller...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mm-hmm.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Operating blahdy blahdy blah. Boilerplate. Pound of fish. [Donna laughing] Just kidding. Do you like mints?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, I haven't tried those. No.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You want one?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Sure.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>Well, why don't you shut up!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It is totally insane.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay. What do you think?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ehh.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What do you think?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Um... I think it's really, really unlikely.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm not saying she's in love with him. But she could have left a while ago. Most printer sales are done over the phone, Ms. Boob shirt.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wait.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Kelly is disqualified!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You said the program is not open to Caucasians. Well... anthropologically, she is Indian. Indians migrated from the caucuses region of Europe. Therefore, technically, she is Caucasian. You're welcome, America.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Namaste.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hello.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, great. Great, I will look out for that stuff, then.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[whispers] Okay. So... Oh, Donna?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Bye.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa! This is Hide Toshi Hasagawa. He would like to apply for the Sabre minority executive training program "print in all colors" initiative.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mm-hmm.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Was it the cleavage?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, and the shoulder cutouts.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael, I think Donna left this here. Should I put it in the lost and found for 14 days and then I can take it home?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>God. She left this here?</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay. Maybe she wants me to return this to her at her work.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">All</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">all</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. This could be a signal. People don't just take barrettes off.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's not a signal. It's just a coincidence. No, it's not even a coincidence. It's just something that happened.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[hold up barrette] Well...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>She doesn't want you to return the barrette. She's not interested in you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, I know. I know.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm sorry.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I know. You're right. Thank you. Thanks everybody. [waves, returns to his office, clears throat, turns around and runs out of office]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael! [sighs]</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[runs down to parking lot, sighs]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[still in parking lot sitting in her car] Michael!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Donna</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">donna</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh. You're still here. I have your baguette.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Everyone, it is my pleasure to announce our newest member of the Sabre minority executive training program. Kelly Rajnigandha Kapoor. [clapping] All right.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">gabe</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>They're going to be pretty pleased in Tallahassee that I snagged an Indian for the program. She'll be the first. The program's mostly black. It's almost too black. That didn't sound right.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">gabe</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[puts a bindi on Erin's forehead] And the best part is is that I get a business stipend to buy all new clothes. So you can totally buy any of my old clothes that I'm not gonna need anymore.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, my God, thank you so much. I love that denim jumpsuit you have. How much?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh. Actually I was thinking about clothes that I was just gonna give to Goodwill anyway.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Great.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, kiddo. Congratulations are in order. You deserve it. [Dwight extends his hand, but Kelly hugs him]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you, Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'll never forget everything that you've done for me.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Gosh. He he.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Because I never forget anything.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Just once, I would like to be a puppet master and have nothing go wrong. Is that too much to ask?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know what? Everybody told me that you weren't interested. Everybody. And I didn't believe 'em. And they were right. So... there's your barrette.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, y-you were... right.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Donna</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">donna</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Who?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You were right.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="null">donna</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>About what?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You were right. [Michael leans into Donna's car to kiss her and they kiss passionately] I'm sorry.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Donna</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">donna</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, no. No.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm sor...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Donna</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">donna</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No... [they kiss again]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[returns to office] What happened?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Kelly got into the minority training program.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Really?! Oh, that's great. That's such good news. I did it! [all look at him] I kissed. We kissed.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ooh.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, Michael.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, I'm serious. It... this happened. I went down to the parking lot and I was... I returned her barrette [holds up barrette] We ki... We did. Okay. We did. We did.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know what? It doesn't matter. Because I know it happened. And that is all that counts. [shouts] I did do it!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
</SceneList>
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