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2936 lines
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<SceneList>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Uh oh. She's doing it again.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Phyllis has gotten into audio books and lately she's been listening to 50 Shades of Grey. Which, if you don't know what it is, it's a book about um...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's porn.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[Phyllis rocks her chair into his provocatively] Seriously. Ugh. Ok, this is unacceptable. It's officially a hostile work environment.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Why?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Somebody just needs to get her attention, tell her it's not OK to do this in public.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Be careful. I pulled my mom's dog off a pillow once, and I got bit.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Just ignore her. Sooner or later she'll finish.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ugh. Ew.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Group</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">group</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Phyllis is masturbating. In the office right now as we speak.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Can we skip the color commentary and just have Andy go out there and fire her?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>He- he can't do that. Turns out she's allowed to have feelings of sexual arousal. It doesn't become a violation until she physically acts on it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">toby</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Group</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">group</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Toby, how do you propose that we-</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. Why is Phyllis so aroused?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>She's listening to 50 Shades of Grey.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well there you go. That's muy caliente.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>OK, you are useless. I'll take care of this. [walks out of Andy's office and dumps water on Phyllis]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What the hell?!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's OK guys, she's no longer horny.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Excuse me, dirty birdie [takes Phyllis' iPod]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Wait, what?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You can have this back at the end of the day. [cut to Andy listening to the iPod and looking aroused, water is dumped on him] Oh!!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Clark, I need your advice. I'm having some lady troubles.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What's her name?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Esther Ruger. [Angela makes a face in the background]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Sweet.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Lives on the neighboring farm. 85 acres.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh yeah. Keep talkin'.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, we've been out three times, there has been physicality but the thing is we were hanging out with her father the other night looking at a farm catalog, next thing I know he wants to lease a tractor with me.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[laughs] What do you think?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>The same thing that you think.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>A long term tractor lease is going to put pressure on a relationship.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>God, one of my buddies is going through the same thing right now. Something in the air.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Here you go. And good for you Dwight, I'm so glad you found someone. I bet she's got kind eyes.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Dwight is dating a brussel sprout farmer named Esther. She's coming here this afternoon with her father. Who knows? Maybe she'll be pulling the horse cart! [laughs]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[on phone] Cici has been calling me 'Pamela'. Like four times this week.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh man. [laughs]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I wonder if she'll start calling you 'Jim'.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh boy, please don't. Let's not let that happen.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[laughs] Um.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What was I gonna- What was I gonna say?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You're- You know your assistant told me that you have a big pitch meeting today. With Ryan Howard. How did that happen?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Not that Ryan Howard. Um, the Phillies' first baseman.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, oh OK.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, yeah. Exactly.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[sighs] Um, Ok. Well?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah. So, uh, I'll uh, talk to you later?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, sounds good. Ok.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ok great.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<QuoteText>Ok.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Bye.</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Bye.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[Meredith laughs] What's going on? Oh, did Gangnam Style put out a new song?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>There's a promo for the new documentary on the web.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Play it again.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[Music begins, Michael Scott is shown] The boss. [Pam and Dwight are shown in episodes past] The workers. [Ryan and Michael are shown] The lives. [Jim and Pam and Dwight and Angela are shown] The loves. [More flashback clips] The people. The paper. The Office: An American Workplace. Coming soon on WVIA.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Whoa. You go to the bathroom for 45 minutes and everything changes.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>This is a documentary? Oh, I always thought we were like specimens in a human zoo.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[Angela is rewatching the promo and looks nervous about the part with her and Dwight] Did you see this? [lifts monitor in her direction]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Your screen is all black. You just unplugged your computer.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[Pam smiles as she watches the promo with her and Jim on the roof] Oh my god, is that you and Jim?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Uh huh.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Jeez, you fell in love with that hair? Really? [laughs] Yikes. That is awful.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It wasn't so bad.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Guys, are you reading the online comments? Somebody commented on my banjo playing. "Banjo at 0:19 is aight" Internet, calm down! I must be really connected with this guy. I mean that's the guy's name, right? ChobbleGobbler?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey man, how you doin'? Jim Halpert.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Nice to meet you. Eat Fresh.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey, man. Darryl.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey there, Ryan. Nice to meet you. Eat Fresh. [to camera] Eat Fresh.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Let's go to the conference room.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Esther's on her way up. I wonder if she wants a snack. Let's see, I know she likes apples and carrots.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>I bet she does. I bet she'll eat them right out of your hand with those big strong teeth.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Did I tell you about her teeth?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey Dwight, you have some guests. I think they're from the forest where we harvest our paper.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ah, the Ruger family. Welcome.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Fine office you have here. Sturdy walls.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes. Esther, you look radiant as always.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Thank you. [Dwight kisses her forehead]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I guess men find Esther attractive. I mean if there are chubby chasers, then there are men that like that....thing.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Weird to see how we used to look in those promos. Some of us have changed so much.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[eating soft pretzel] We've all changed.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>With our firm, you'll be building equity for long after they've retired your number.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>And we all know, baseball does not last forever.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I look at these actors on TV and I think: "C'mon, I can do that."</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Right? [laughs]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Watch this: Eat Fresh. Now what does that make you think of?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Subway sandwiches.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yep.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>How? I didn't say Subway sandwiches. It's called playing the subtext.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Wow.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I actually wrote a screenplay, it's called "The Big Piece"</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Based on his nickname. Like it already. Let me guess, it's autobiographical.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Half biopic and half superhero movie. A mild mannered professional baseball player, Ryan Howard-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>OK</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>-hits a home run into outer space. Ball comes back with space dust on it, which transforms him into: The Big Piece.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>The space dust does it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Space dust.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I actually brought a- some copies of my script if you guys wanna read it together.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Sure, yeah. [laughs] Hollywood. [Ryan Howard pulls out 3 thick scripts] Alright.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Wow. Yeah, we gonna read it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ok, great.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Andy, are there documentary groupies?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Of course there are!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Of course.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>A little ironic that I'm going to be kind of a TV star, because my last Chad Flendermen novel [groups groans] was based on a murdered TV star. The small screen-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, I don't care.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey guys, I just found another promo. It's in Danish. I guess it's gonna start airing in Denmark.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh my god!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[Speaks Danish]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Promo Announcer</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">promo-announcer</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What was that word they said when they showed me "Skrald mand"? What's that mean in Danish? Cool guy? [Oscar looks it up]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Dumpster Man.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Cool. Superhero.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What about me? "Klokken tre pige"</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>"Three PM Girl"</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What? Why would they...wait a second, wait a second! What was that? [pauses on her and Dwight leaving the warehouse area where they've just had sex] Oh! I didn't know they were filming then!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It looks like the camera man was hiding behind the shelves.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Wait. So they were filming all the time? Even when we didn't know it?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh my god. [All look at camera horrified]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>There was much more secret filming than I expected. [laughs] But I am fine with it, I mean it. I am.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Are you kidding me? It's like half the show is secret footage.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I am a very private person. I show 'em when I wanna show 'em. Who wants a taste? [lifts shirt to flash camera] Boob sauce!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Group</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">group</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Meredith!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Come on!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh my god. Do they film us at night when we're sleeping?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes, Erin. They film us at night when we're sleeping. Cause that makes great TV!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oscar.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I'm sorry sweetie. This whole thing is just freaking me out.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I have been very honest with you guys. In a way that could seriously impact the political career of a very good friend of mine. You're not going to use any of that, are you?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>People, relax! We are killing it online. Have you guys checked the comments? SmokeThatSkinwagon says: "You guys are killing it!" I mean, we're internet sensations guys!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I think we need to figure out what's going on. I might just take a little walk.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yes, a little walk sounds like a good idea. [groups moves to warehouse and you can hear Erin whispering something]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Ok everyone, turn off your mikes.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>We need to know more. Did their shots have sound? What exactly did they get on tape?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>I sneezed into my hands without using Purell and then dipped into the candy jar. Did they film that?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>My first week here I sneezed directly into the candy jar because I thought I'd get more [Angela and Oscar make disgusted faces] I thought I'd get more screen time than anyone.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Ok, Pam. Why don't you visit your buddy, the crew guy that got fired? Find out what they got.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pete</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="background">pete</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Brian?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pete</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="background">pete</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Yeah, I guess I could.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Hurry Pam, I need to know how much hellfire is going to rain down on me.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>I thought Terry knew about Cynthia?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>She does. But neither of them know about Lydia.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Oh!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Group</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="background">group</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Wow.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Whoa! Whoa! OK, so what's this lever do?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="background">clark</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>That manipulates the secondary shaft.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ruger Sister #1</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="background">ruger-sister</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Oh, the secondary shaft. Eeeh, oooga! [laughs]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="background">clark</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>The lift capacity's up at two thousand pounds. That's a lot of beets.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Salesmen</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="background">salesmen</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Let's talk terms. If you agree to a forty sixty split on this tractor, I'll store it in one of my barns.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Mr. Ruger</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="background">mr-ruger</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Mr. Ruger, are you trying to take advantage of me because I'm interested in your daughter? Fifty fifty split or no deal.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Esther, get in the truck.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Mr. Ruger</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="background">mr-ruger</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Ok ok ok, wait! You win. [shakes hands]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Let's get the paperwork started.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Salesman</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="background">salesman</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>We should buy an auger together.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ruger Sister #2</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="background">ruger-sister</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Oh, yeah. Yeah.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>You would be a great one to buy an auger with.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ruger Sister #1</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="background">ruger-sister</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[on phone] Hello, honey? I just spoke to the TV repair man, he says we need to keep our TVs turned off for a couple of months. Something about the wiring.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Oh! Seven new comments. "The guy at 0:19 is hawt!" [typing] "Hi Bongripper, it's me, Andy. The guy from 0:19, I'm glad that you enjoyed my work in that promo. I really enjoyed your comment, going to read some more comments now. Have a great day!"[reading] "He's not hawt, he's gay." [typing] "Dear JasonJasonJason, it's me, Andy. Nice name. Not! Guess what? I'm not gay! So you are an IDIOT. And I am hawt, according to people on this site who have a brain. Never comment on this page ever again." [reading] "He is hawt!" See, thank you, that's more like it. "He is butt." God dammit! I'm about to lose my FREAKING MIND! Screw you TexasPoonTappa! Uh!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Security deposit. That's been-</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Standard.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Mr. Ruger</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Right, standard.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, can I talk to you for one second?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>One second.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>One second.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I am closing a deal on a tractor with the father of a woman I plan to inseminate.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Don't do it. [takes Dwight's pen]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What? Don't you cap that pen. Do not cap that pen! Do not! Ugh! You capped it. Wow. You are serious. Ok, you've got two minutes and then the cap comes off.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Dude, we're being conned.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Go on.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>These chicks are way too hot to be into us. Esther's just pretending to like you so that you'll buy her daddy a new tractor.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes. Her sister's trying to seduce me into buying an auger with her.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What? Has the warranty expired on the auger you have now?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I don't even know what an auger is!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No woman would ever want a man who doesn't know what an auger is.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, you ready to sign?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Mr. Ruger</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">mr-ruger</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I just need a moment to consider your offer. Excuse me. [grabs Clark]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh, hey!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brian</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">brian</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hey!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hi. [laughs]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brian</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="recurring">brian</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hi, um. I'm sorry, do you have a minute? Is this a bad time?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No, no, please, yeah, come on in. It's good to see you. Sorry, my place is usually not this-</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brian</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="recurring">brian</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh my gosh, please, don't.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yeah, no, I- actually it's always like this. [laughs] Do you want to go outside? It's a little less cluttered out there.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brian</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="recurring">brian</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Sure, yeah. Yeah.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Let me grab a couple drinks.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brian</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="recurring">brian</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>OK. [Goes out onto terrace] Oh wow, you have a nice view.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Alright, that's for you. [hands her beer]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brian</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="recurring">brian</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Oh, thank you.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Cheers.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brian</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="recurring">brian</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Cheers.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[Plays boom box to drown out sound] Alright, how much have you revealed on camera about your relationship with the senator?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>They caught us kissing on Halloween.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Oh! He was dressed like Ronald Reagan! [Slaps Oscar]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Oh!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>God!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Angela! Well he kissed like Jack Kennedy!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh! [slaps him again] Stop it! Stop kissing him! Someone needs to call and warn him. This could ruin his career.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Well, I don't like giving him bad news.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Call him!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You call him!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Call him! [hits Oscar]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Stop hitting me!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Call him! Call him!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>So...</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brian</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="recurring">brian</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>So..</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>What brings you by?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brian</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="recurring">brian</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Well, the promo for the documentary aired today.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh yeah, that's right.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brian</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="recurring">brian</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yeah. It's kinda crazy.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yeah, it is.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brian</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="recurring">brian</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>See all this like old stuff, like um, there's that shot of Jim and I up on the roof?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh yeah, that was, that was a good moment.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brian</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="recurring">brian</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yeah, wasn't that neat?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<QuoteText>I just mean because you know us and you like observed us for ten years and I feel like he's- I just feel like...he's so into his work right now and....I don't know, am I crazy?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>How much stuff you got.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well yeah, but what if we turned our mike packs?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>They've got parabolic mikes, they can pick you up a hundred yards away, so...no if you were around there, they got you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So we basically had no privacy for ten years.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Um...yeah, I gotta, I gotta go.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh no, hang on a second. Pam, I'm sorry, I- I- I can explain this so much better.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Look, if you give me a chance I can, I- [Pam leaves] Pam.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>"Together we will win this baseball game against the evil space Yankees. Eat Fresh."</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Smart.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>"Suddenly, the evil thugs break in to the stadium. The Big Piece hits baseballs at the evil thugs."</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, Jim.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, that's better. A bunch of hot women go: "Oh yeah!"</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>"They kiss. It is super emotional. Like in Toy Story."</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Wow. I tell you what, it's really strong. I can't wait to read the rest of it later and see how it ends.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It's so strong.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Keep reading then.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>"Gotta go! Darth Vader's launching a huge attack."</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Um another thing. I'm gonna need you to get me the rights to Darth Vader.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I don't know how we'd go about doing that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We can look into it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We need Darth.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We gotta get him.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We're gonna go get him.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That's what we gotta do.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We're gonna get him.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Maybe you're right. Esther's a ten and the best I've ever done is Angela who's a nine and she rejected me.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>A Scranton nine, but yeah, point taken. Hey, let's go out tonight and just score a couple fours huh? I mean there are no games with fours.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Who needs a new tractor anyway? Maybe we're the kinda guys who end up with a tractor that's already been rode hard and put away muddy.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Screw new tractors. Guys like us, we gotta plant our seed a different way.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>By hand.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Dwight, we need to talk.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I don't know that there's anything left for us to talk about, Esther.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Look, we're gonna have the tractor for the same amount of work days but my dad is planning on leasing it to the Vanderkirk brothers on the weekends.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So you're going to be paying more, but he's putting on ten times the miles and he's pocketing a profit behind your back.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That snake!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You need to tell him you want a deal based on miles or he can just stick that tractor where the sun don't shine.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Esther</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">esther</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That shady grove out by Willard's pond.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Mmhm.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Esther</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">esther</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>So, you're fine with me not leasing the tractor? I mean, our courtship can proceed?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Of course. [laughs] You didn't just think I was tractor bait, did you?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Esther</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">esther</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[laughs] No!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey Dwight, what's an auger used for?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Post hole digging. [points and laughs with Esther]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Stupid.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Esther</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">esther</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[On speakerphone] You've reached Senator Robert Lipton, please leave a message. [beep]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Senator Lipton</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">senator-lipton</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hi honey!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="true">{Angela} & {Oscar}</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh you?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No you go. Hi honey!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, Hey Robert!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's Angela and Oscar.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Just a few quick things.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Um the documentary's going to be airing soon, and, and you look great in the promos.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh you look so handsome! Very presidential.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Very much so.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Absolutely.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hey, I get the sense you're gonna be outed as gay.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yes and I cheated on you with Dwight, it looks like they got it on film. I didn't tell you about it.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I think that's it!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>I think we're good.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Done!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Bye!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Ok!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Love you! [Oscar hangs up] God.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[on video] Hey! TexasPoonTappa and JasonJasonJason and all the rest of you haters out there! Check this out. [plays banjo, screen types out "you suck my nutz" from TexasPoonTappa, camera zooms out to reveal Nellie]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Good night Andy.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Huh? Yeah, see ya. [sees comment] Oh! What?! [starts crying]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[Speaks Danish]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Promo Announcer</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="background">promo-announcer</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I hope you got sound on everything. I'd love a DVD of that. [at computer opens translator. Types in "Elskere" which comes back as "lovers" Pam smiles]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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</SceneList>
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