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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Alright everybody, great season of softball, I'm super proud of you guys and I think you're gonna like this little highlight reel that I put together. [Andy plays video]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dunder Mifflin!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Andy Bernard presents: Summer Softball Epic Fails! [Kevin swings bat on screen, fart noise follows] Fail. [repeats] Fail.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's me. [repeats]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Fail.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is this like a blooper reel?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>A blooper reel? What is this, 2005? I look like Bob Saget? Fail! [Points to video] Who's this guy? [Jim steps back and forth from plate on video as Andy sings Meow Mix theme]Look at him dance. Fail!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Fail!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I deserved that.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Darryl runs in slow motion on video] Do do do do do do do.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That was a triple.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Can't take the fail? Get out of the fail video!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>My pleasure.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Clark and Pete are shown on screen]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, I'm Pete, puberty is such a drag, man. And I'm Clark! I like to eat toilet paper. [Clark and Pete wave at camera] We fail! [Video shows memorial of Jerry]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'd like to take a solemn moment to remember Jerry in the warehouse who passed away this year. [Screen flashes 'FAIL' over Jerry's face, accompanied by fart noise, repeats twice.] Well, that's all folks. [photo of Andy watersking shows on screen] Ski ya later everybody. Thanks for a great season. [Group claps halfheartedly]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What was that? That was just a normal video with you making vulgar noises.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, I worked with what I had, Oscar. Next time do more failure stuff, OK?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, what happened to that video I sent you?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh that wasn't...that didn't work. That was not the right..[Group protests]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I think I got it right here. [Cheering on screen, Andy struggles with lifting water cooler, then falls over dumping the fluids on himself][Group laughs]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That was not a fail.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Fail! Fail! Fail!...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[Group continues chanting "Fail!"]That was actually a serious accident that could have resulted in severe bodily harm. [Group keeps chanting] You're all failing right now. [Group continues] Congratulations on your epic fail of the use of the word fail! [Group claps and chants]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>[Toby uses tester on wall as Erin marks wall with red tape X] Oh, god.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's going on?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nothing! Nothing is going on. Keep moving please.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's he measuring?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>OK, excuse me. I am the landlord. This is between me and the management, no one else. Please.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's an EMF hotspot.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Gasps] Oh my god!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It stands for electromagnetic field. Generally cause by a concentration of wiring in one area [Erin marks red tape X on the floor] Especially if they're poorly insulated. Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Um, OK I'm just walking into this. Am I to understand there is a bee hive in the wall?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You think I have a machine for measuring bee hives?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I was just asking a question, Toby. How are you not murdered every hour?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well I'm not getting paid to work in a microwave oven.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>OK, listen. Everything here is up to code.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[mocking] Oh, the wires need insulation. [normal voice] It's a wire people. I'm not buying it a fur coat.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[Jim rushes to open door for her] Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You got it.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>Last week, I finally told Pam about the other job I took in Philly...the side job. And she was so incredibly cool about it. And now I just wanna do something huge for her. Like if we were in some biker bar and she mouthed off to some bikers and they came lumbering over and I was like wham! [mimes punch] Gotta go through me first.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Andy, could I have a word please? Um, it won't take a moment. It's extremely important and it really has to happen now.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Fine. I will give you one minute.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, please don't use the hourglass.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You have one minute and your minute has begun and no time will be added at the end, even to accommodate this sentence with all of it's baroque dependent clauses and cascading turns of phrase.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm trying to adopt a baby.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>A baby what? A human?!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>And the...agency require a character reference from my employer.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You wouldn't have to do anything. I would write the letter myself and you just simply sign it. So.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, OK. And fall right into your plagiarism entrapment scheme? I don't think so.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's not..it's-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>And I happen to notice you're down to about thirty seconds here.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well then if I could just convince...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>And those sand grains are tumbling..</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>With fury...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's not..it's not</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Down the sides..</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Entrapment if I'm..</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Of the hourglass..</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>..writing..</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Time's up!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Fine.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Sure. I'll read her letter. And if she tells the truth about how evil and unfit to be a mother she is, then yeah. I'll sign that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[Reading from computer] "Statistical correlations exist between EMF radiation and various health hazards. But mainstream studies are inconclusive!" That means you can't make me do squat.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You better fix this. I already ditched my uterus and I ain't losing any more good parts.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You people don't realize what you're asking. I'd have to rip open the walls. We'd have to shut this place down for a week.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Week off. That'd be great.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[Jim puts popcorn bag in microwave] Hey, if you don't want to teach me Power Point, just say so.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I don't want to teach you Power Point.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Come on! Just show me the Power Point.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Just do the tutorial.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You're the tutorial.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, dude, I'm not. I'm not the tutorial.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You could be.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mm-mm.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[to Jim] What are you doing?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Getting my wife a week off from work.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You popped one kernel.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Awesome, right? [leaves]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>So Creed is that dude's step dad?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Correct.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, I don't know about the rest of you but I'm just gonna say it. I'm nervous. I have no idea what health problems this is all gonna cause. [group agrees, protests]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What? Come on.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm getting older. I'm losing my hair...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm not gonna grow a third arm!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I know what Jim is trying to do. He's trying to get big bad Dwight to shell out for a huge repair job while lucky Jimbo gets a paid vacation. Well sorry, lucky Jimbo, I can live very happily in a magnetic field. Most of my childhood heroes got their power that way.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[reading from computer] "Side effects of EMF include: headaches..."</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Had 'em all my life.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>"..breast pain..."</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No nobbies, no probbies. Nice try Jim.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oof. "Infertility."</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[scoffs] Yeah right. [Dwight moves mouse pad over his crotch]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ah! There's my popcorn. Can you just grab that for me?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Psh. Keep your snacks on your side, Jim. Idiot. [notices popped kernels in the bag] What the?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Some of these kernels have crowned.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's impossible, cause that's a brand new bag...[looks up to ceiling where there is a red tape X over Dwight's chair] Oh my god.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Andy! [Jim mimes basketball shot]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm gonna drive you up to the lake, give you a whole week on the water. Just you, me and the kids.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, can we stop by that pie stand on the way?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You mean Laverne's Pies Tires Fixed Also? [Pam nods] Yes we will be doing that. We'll be getting a dozen.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>A dozen different pies? Cause that means rhubarb.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why would you say that? I meant 4 apple, 4 blueberry, 2 cherry, 1 peach and 1 chocolate. I thought that was implied.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, OK then.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ladies and gentlemen, I have heard your complaints and we reached a settlement.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>So, we will be leaving the office for one whole week.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nice job.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>In my contract, it is stipulated that I provide a temporary work space. It will arrive in one hour.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's this?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Whoa!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Bus pulls into lot] Bring it in!</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Roll into the future with Work Bus. Say goodbye to wasteful buildings. These days a mobile office isn't just for hotshot politicians. Now anyone can rent a work bus. [Meredith and Kevin bump chairs in bus angrily] If you've got a parking lot, a work space is just a phone call away. [Erin tapes candy dish to pole] In this age of belt tightening and less empowered workers, a work bus is how tomorrow gets things done.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[on phone] There are a hundred packs..</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[On phone] No six after the eight, no....</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Shh!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Shh!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ninety nine cases..yeah.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Six. [Pete opens air vent over Angela, papers go flying]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ooh!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh sorry! Sorry.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pete</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">pete</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh my god!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[bumps into Meredith] Sorry.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Lose weight.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm trying. Sorry.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[handing Nelly envelope] Oh, the Pennsylvania Department of Public Welfare Pre-Adoption Standard.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh of course, you were adopted.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[laughs] I wish! No, I um, I made some short lists. I had a couple sleepovers, but I never managed to get in the end zone. I don't know what it was. Not loveable maybe? [laughs] Oh well.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Listen, I'm really struggling with this form. But as you know the system, you think maybe you could..?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Absolutely. I know exactly what they want to hear. I would love to help.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh thank you so much!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[whispers] Just don't tell Andy, because..</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>He hates me and thinks I'm a monster. Should go back to Loch Ness. [Erin nods]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Stretch. Alright.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>How many times do you need to take a stroll?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I, my legs cramp up! Ok, it's a circulation issue.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Boy, I will hammer spank your rear.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Alright, alright, gang. Let's just settle down. You're yelling in her face.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's a medical thing.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Just...you good?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm good. I..</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to Pam] I'm so sorry for all of this.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's OK. You know what they say, a change is as good as a rest.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I, I need to get to the paper please. [Reaching for overhead bin above Pam, papers fall and Pam has liquid spilled on her]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh my god! Ah!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'll get you a napkin. Someone get napkins please!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know what? It's fine, it's fine. Let me just...it's fine. [Pam leaves work bus]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Pam, I'm really sorry. I- I'm really sorry about...all that. [Dwight smiles at Jim] Really? Smirking?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What can I say? I love justice. You forced me to spend money on needless repairs, and uh now you're locked in a prison bus and your woman drips with beverage.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, Dwight. I was trying to do something nice for Pam. Can you just, help me out? Can we maybe take this thing somewhere? Or do something to not make this the worst day ever?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's not my responsibility to solve your marriage problems by spending my money on gas.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Andy!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yo. Dudeces.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're the boss. Don't you think we'd all be a lot more productive if while we were doing work we looked up and saw the best rural pie stand in Pennsylvania?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, I know I'd be more productive.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>As would I.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No question.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. No! This is a work bus. The wheels are for transporting the work space to and from the work site.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What are you talking about? You're not the boss. Andy is. Andy?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Pies! Pies! Pies! Pies! Pies!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Alright! The fat people have spoken! Dwight, get this bus moving.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes! [Group cheers]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Next stop: Laverne's Pies Tires Fixed Also.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh! Yes! [Group cheers, Dwight moves to driver seat]</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[To Dwight] So it looks like this work bus was a pretty good idea after all, huh?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Get your foot behind the yellow line.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You got it.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah Jim! [Group claps]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Sitting outside building] Stop.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Come back.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Too late.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mmm.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Shabooyah, role call. Shabooyah, yah yah shabooyah, role call.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Group</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>My name is Pam.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Group</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">group</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I like to paint.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Group</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">group</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You think you're better?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Group</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">group</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh no you ain't!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Role Call! Shabooyah, yah yah shabooyah role call! Shabooyah, yah yah shabooyah, role call!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Group</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">group</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>My name is Kevin.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Group</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">group</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That is my name.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Group</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">group</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>They call me Kevin.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Group</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">group</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Cause that's my name.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Role call! Shabooyah, yah yah shabooyah role call! Shabooyah, yah yah shabooyah role call!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Group</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">group</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Dwight pulls over to pick up hitchhiker] Thanks. Playing a little hookey from work today....Oh my god.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dunder Mifflin road trip twenty twelve! [group takes pictures] Ah OK, now a serious one.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, where's Dwight? He should be a part of this. Has he been acting kinda weird to you lately?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>If by lately you mean the last twelve years, yeah.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, I mean he's sulking. That's not like him.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>He's just mad that we're all having fun.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Then why isn't he scheming? Or preparing to avenge?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>He's fine. He's indestructible.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Always say that a child is placed for adoption, never surrendered. We're not hostages.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[laughs] Well, I have considered kidnapping one.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Never say that.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I am so excited thinking about this child you're going to adopt.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I wish I could just wave a magic wand and make you a parentless five year old again. I would snap you up.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Next stop pies! [group joins in]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Next stop pies!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Group</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">group</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Next stop pies!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Let's go driver! [clapping] Laverne packs up the pie wagon at five so...</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>At five? That's only twenty minutes from now. The pie shop is thirteen miles away. So at fifty five miles an hour that just gives us five minutes to spare.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>So wait, when pies are involved you can suddenly do math in your head?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wh...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hold on, Kevin, how much is 19,154 pies divided by 61 pies?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>314 pies.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What if it were salads?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, it's the...carry the four...and...it doesn't work.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm sorry to spoil Jim's fantastic voyage everyone, but we're almost out of gas.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>OK, well I saw a station about a mile back so, chop chop.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That name brand place? Nope forget about it, sorry. The tanks are so big on this thing, five cents a gallon extra, that really adds up.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Are you kidding me? Dwight, come on!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey honey, I don't think we should push him.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh no, I'm gonna push him. You know why? Because you're getting a pie. Why? Cause you deserve it. And what is he doing? He's trying to drive us all around the countryside looking for gas because he knows we won't get there. Is that what we want?!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Group</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">group</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Stop ordering me around, Jim!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What do we want?!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Pies!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Group</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">group</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>When do we want it?!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Pies!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Group</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">group</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>OK, fine. You win. Jim, you win. We have been battling for a long time, but you know what? You win, cause you are the winner, you are the alpha male, there you go. [drops keys in Jim's lap] Alpha male, go buy your wife a pie. Go buy the whole world a pie.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's impossible. [Dwight climbs through ceiling hatch] Dwight!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh my!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What are you doing?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dwight, what the hell?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dwight!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">clark</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well now I don't even feel like pie. Wait...no it's back.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Dwight's footsteps sound from the ceiling] Just drive away. Just..</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Phyllis! That's not safe.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Guys, we only have eighteen minutes left. At sixty one miles an hour we're just gonna barely make it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to Jim] Go up and check on him. He's upset.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know he's doing all this on purpose.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Please? Just make sure he's OK? [Jim climbs through hatch]</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hurry it up for god's sake. They're gonna be out of banana cream!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Banana cream is the first to go. We'll be lucky to get pumpkin at this point! [group gasps]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dwight? Why are you such a jerk? I am trying to do something for my wife and you keep derailing-</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm barren, Jim.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>My trouser hives are void of honey. I had congress with Angela and the child that she bore did not issue from my loins. I thought I would be a father and instead I am a eunuch. Neutered by my own building.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is this about the popcorn? Or the X on the ceiling? Dwight, that was a prank.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You mean you flooded my building with dangerous electromagnetic radiation as a prank?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's genius. That's the best prank you've ever done. [laughs]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'll take it.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Andy?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Who is it?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Um, is this a good time?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. Perfect time. I'm right in the middle of a rooftop crisis. [takes paper from Nelly] Fine, let me read it. What do we have here? Uh, ok, [reading] blah blah blah blah blah, dah dah dah dah dah dah, you've made this very easy for me. It's unsignable.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, why, is there something?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's inaccurate, dishonest and...in a word? Dongwater.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ah well, perhaps I could rewrite some of the-</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Here's the thing, you asked me to do you a favor? I did it. I read it. Thank you very much to me for my time. Good luck with your impossible dream.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Alright then.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dwight, sometimes it takes couples years to get pregnant.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Really? How long did it take you and Pam to conceive?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That doesn't matter.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What position did you use to conceive?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok...that's not...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Regular? Or lady on her back? You used lady on her back, didn't you, you freak. Yuck, gross. Never mind, Jim.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[To Pete. Crying sounds come from behind Nelly's curtain] British women. Famously overemotional. Am I right?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't think that's Nelly.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pete</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">pete</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, oh no, no. Look, it's alright. [Erin cries, Nelly comforts her] It really isn't your fault. No, no. Look, it's...you were so kind. And it isn't anything to do with you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Did you ever think that because you own the building, everyone in it, we're all kinda like your children?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know there's a phrase about that in German. Bildenkinder. Used almost exclusively by childless landlords to console themselves. But now? I really understand it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, now you have a bus full of real..bilden..kin..</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Bildenkinder.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>OK. And they're all dangerously close to not getting pie. And there's only one guy who can save them. It's not me.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh! [Jim reenters bus through hatch] Hey! How'd it go?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's pretty good actually.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We bonded. We got to- [Dwight starts dropping into the bus on top of Jim]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Whoa! Whoa! Dwight! [group reacts]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>When you don't get out of the way! Out of the way!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You feel OK now?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, better than OK. [grabs Pam's shoulders] You know what honey? I'm gonna get you that rhubarb pie.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, actually, rhubarb is-</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Don't..</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>the one pie that I don't.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Don't..</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Everybody! Hang on! [Dwight pulls out quickly]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh! [bus tears around corners as group crashes into each other]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Group chants along] Pie! Pie! Pie!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Pie! Pie! Pie! Pie! [cheers as they arrive]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Group</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">group</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I changed my mind. [gives Nelly papers]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, you signed it?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. Not as is, obviously. Made a couple changes. Added some sentences at the end. Trust me it needed it. [laughs] Well, yeah, whatever. So. [walks away]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Reading] "She's tough in business, but tender with the people she cares about. She'll make a wonderful mother to any child who can overlook weird accents."</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I insult you, Oscar.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I insult you! To your face!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know what you're talking about.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Then why don't you do something about it?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[laughs] Kevin, are you trying to get me to hit you? In the face with my pie?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You don't have the guts. You stupid, dumb, doo doo face! [Oscar pies Kevin] Yes!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh my god. I'm getting so stuffed.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We did it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You did it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>My name is Andy!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[bored] Yeah.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Group</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">group</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't do drugs!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Group</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">group</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Now check the style!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Group</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">group</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Of Flatt &amp; Scruggs!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. [Andy plays banjo]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Group</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">group</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Role call.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Role call.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Role call.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
</SceneList>
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