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<SceneList>
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<QuoteText>I know a lot of us have been feeling under the weather lately. It's that time of year. And according to a study done by the University of Arizona, they've discovered that your keyboards have hundreds of times more bacteria, per square inch, than a toilet seat.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I heard your momma had more bacteria per square inch than a toilet seat.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's true, that's true. I dated her momma, and you know what-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Stop.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[under his breath] Um... kay. Uh, alright.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>One of the simplest ways to cut down on the spread of germs is to use something called the vampire cough.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Di-Did you say vampire?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, no, it's just that if a vampire had to cough, he would do it like this. [coughs into elbow]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh-huh. Right. And ruin their cloaks? Do you have any idea how expensive wool is in Transylvania? [looks at camera] 'Cause of the euro.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, other things you can do to help cut down on the spread of disease are to wash your hands regularly. Don't come in if you're sick.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[rolls his eyes and shakes his head] Uh...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>And get your flu shot. Also, I'm going to set up hand sanitizing stations around the office.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>NO, no, no. They will cost you your life.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Elaborate.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>The worst thing you can do for your immune system is to coddle it. They need to fight their own battles. If Sabre really cared about our well-being, they would set up hand de-sanitizing stations. A simple bowl at every juncture filled with dirt, vomit, fecal matter...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm not - I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Exposing yourself to germs is the best way to make yourself stronger.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So by that rationale, if I had to sneeze, I should just sneeze on you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes. I would welcome it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[sneezes on Dwight, looks at camera] You're welcome.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>The principle is sound. To avoid illness, expose yourself to germs, enabling your immune system to develop antibodies. I don't know why everyone doesn't do this. Maybe they have something against living forever.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jim. Pam. [gasps, speaks in baby voice] And the precious bundle of God's gift to everything. [back to her normal voice] I wish you both a pleasant day. [baby voice] And you too. Yes. Praise God. Ok.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Cece's getting christened today.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Big day.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Everyone from work is here. We weren't planning on that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Nope.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Top of the Sunday morning to you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>And a top of the day to you too, sir.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hope you brought your pipes. We're about to smoke the opium of the masses.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, yes. [mimicking smoking] Doobie-doobie doo.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I invited everyone in the office because it's not a day for just Jim or Pam or the baby or me. It is about us all. And I thought we should all celebrate... my joy. And our, all of ours joys.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>[looking at Cece, under his breath] Ah, man. [looks at Erin talking to Gabe]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Does the Nard-dog want Nard-pups? Yeah. I want a big ol' litter of Nard-pups. All jumping around, sucking on the teet. Put 'em in a box, give 'em to my neighbors. Yeah, I want kids.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[handing out cards] For all your paper and printer needs. For all your paper and printer needs. For all your paper and printer needs.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sunday church service... it's been a few years. The Big Guy and I, we got some catching up to do.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[in an old man mobster voice] Hey. Hey. I got an offer that you can't refuse. Scooch over.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, Michael, this is just for family.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>But I'm the Godfather.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It is really funny, but you know that can be confusing at a christening because you are not the godfather.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Are you talking to me?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[whispers to Pam] Ok, your turn.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Scooch. Before I shoot you in the head.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, Michael. Um, you know I love when you do that voice, but today, I'm so sorry. I need you to tell me that you know you're not Cece's godfather.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm sorry, Michael. I need you to say it. I'm so sorry.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[normal voice] I'm not the godfather.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, thank you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[clears his throat] So who is the godfather?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Our friend, Seth, and his wife there.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay. Old friend, like, you've known him since kindergarten?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, I met his wife in Mommy and Me. They're a great couple. You should meet them later.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, I have plenty of friends, so... all right, well, you have great seats. Enjoy the show.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay. Thank you for coming, Michael.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I don't even know how to say this, but Cece is turning out to be a little b-i-t-c-h. And that's not true, but her parents are kind of boxing me out.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[singing] We ask you, Lord, come to our aid.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good morning.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good morning.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good morning.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What a terrific day this is, and not just because the Eagles are playing. [laughter, Kevin giggles]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You may have seen the bus out front. Today we also say good-bye to our young adult ministry. They're leaving for three months to build a school for the village of Quimixto, in Cabo Corrientes, Mexico.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I've heard of that place. If you go to Cabo San Lucas, all the prostitutes are from Cabo Corrientes.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[stands outside church entrance] Okay, this is, all right, this is silly. [goes inside] [walks back out] Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>And thank you for your prayers for Justin. We hope for a speedy recovery.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Thank you. Anyone else with a prayer or a remembrance? [Dwight and an eldery man stand up at the same time, Dwight stares at him, man sits back down]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Good morning. Dwight Schrute. Thank you all for your prayers and your remembrances. Like Justin and his disfigurement, I too have had a horrible year. They say that the middle class is disappearing, and with it, the soul of America. So, as a gift to this beautiful congregation, I would like to offer a 4% discount on all Dunder Mifflin Sabre products if you buy a printer at full price.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Christening calls to repentance, to faithfulness, and to discipleship. We've come to celebrate these babies.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[looking at Cece's diaper] Somebody needs a change.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Right now?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, she can't bring this up with her.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay. All right, come on. [picks up Cece from Pam, whispers to her] Where are we going? Where are we going? We're gonna take a little field trip.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[whispering, going into the bathroom with Cece] Okay. Okay. There's my girl. All right. Hold on one second. There we go. What's that face for? Oh, my-oh, my God. Cece, no. No, no, no, not on the dress! Cece, stop!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[seeing Jim come in with Cece wearing an old t-shirt] What?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Honey, no.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, no.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>This is happening.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We have an extra outfit in the bag.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No. There's no extra outfit in the bag.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You said you checked it.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I did... say that.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>At this time, will the families please come join me?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Jim and Pam and Cece really seem to be clicking. They are totally gelling. It's as if they leave my office and they go to another office that sells happiness. And good for them. That's great, because, you know, the paper industry's not gonna last forever.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Before we go, I'd like to remind everyone that the "Halberts" have been kind enough to host a reception next door immediately following the service.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mm. No. Wrong on both counts.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, "A," Halbert. And, "B," I think a more appropriate statement would be, "The 'Halberts' are hosting an intimate reception for their invited guests."</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>For all their generosity of spirit, they password-protect their wireless?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Try "Jesus."</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Opus dei.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to Michael] Hi. Good morning.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Male Church Member</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">male-church-member</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good morning.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to Michael] Good morning.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">female-church-member</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good morning.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hello.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Shh, shh, shh.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[walking around and greeting people] How are you? Good morning. Good morning.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good morning.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">lady</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I am feeling this. Call it the Holy Spirit or the passion of the Christ. I am loving these people.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm Doug Mcpherson, Davey's uncle.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">doug</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, well, Dave is an adorable baby.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Davey.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Doug</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">doug</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. [Doug walks away]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wow.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, this is intimate.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We just had to add a few more tables. We weren't expecting this many people.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You don't know them all?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nope, and we're gonna need a loaves and fishes kind of miracle to feed 'em all.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jesus is not your caterer. [baby voice to Cece] But he should be your caterer 'cause you're a little angel. Why didn't your parents get you a caterer? [normal voice] They don't think.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to Cece] Hm. Don't listen to her. She's just jealous 'cause she doesn't get to come home to someone as cute as you.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Huh, you think she is jealous about having a baby?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know. I'm just hungry.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, well, you know what? Everybody's hungry. [Pam looks at Jim] Sorry. I think I'm just hungry.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, after you.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, no, after you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, I insist. After me.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[laughs] I'm gonna use that one. Have a good lunch.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you. You too.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>This is not the meal I was promised. I'm going to have no energy for the rest of the day.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I cancelled my plans to come to this thing, and they repay me with this?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know what, guys, let's just enjoy lunch.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>With what? How? Sometimes, Michael. Sometimes.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Excuse me, everyone, on behalf of the youth ministry that's leaving for Mexico, I just wanted to thank our hosts and tell you about those good-looking guys and gals over there. [group of young adults cheer and applaud]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[whispering] Teach for America girls are way hotter, but they're nuts.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>This is Jessica Ortega. I met her when both she and I were both seven years old when my parents took me to Quimixto on a service trip.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[chuckling] Who takes a kid to Mexico?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I would run to Mexico if that's where the sandwiches are.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Shh.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Right now, Jessica's children have to walk twelve miles to a school with dirt floors.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's gonna be three months of hard work and when we're done, we'll practically be Quimixtanos.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Greg, hello, it's Dwight from the vestibule. You want to know my eleventh commandment? I will not be undersold.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[overhearing Dwight's conversation] Hey, Dwight. Dwight, hey.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I am ready to love thy neighbor with these kind of discounts.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Are you kidding me? Stop it.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'll call you back.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>My parents explained it to me this way. You wouldn't hesitate to save a family member from a burning building, but what if the earth was your building and all the people on it were your family?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What if the moon was your car and Jupiter was your hair brush?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Shh.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you. Or should I say gracias?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">girl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[sighs] Cece went down.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[holding up an empty serving dish] What was this? You're out of it.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Scones.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I didn't get one.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">woman</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, if it makes you feel better, I didn't get one either.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is it just the one jug of apple cider? [Pam shrugs, woman walks away]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Who the heck was that?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I think that was sconesy cider, noted baptism reception critic.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We need more food. I'll go get some subs and sodas.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right. And cider.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[pointing to group of young adults laughing] Look at that. Look at that. That's fun. We need to do stuff together outside of work. Let's go help Africa. Let's go build an airport. We'll start small. We'll have a car wash. We'll send some cheerleaders to regionals.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You could feed the hungry. Us.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why do we have to do something together? I volunteer at a clinic on my own time.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, well, that's just a pick-up scene. Okay, we don't have to volunteer. But I think we should hang out more together.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We are hanging out-right now. You want some more of this?</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Look at these people. These are church-going people. And they know how to party.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Church isn't a party, Michael.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, it's, it's-</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Welcome to the party. Everybody have their kool-aid?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. Okay, you know what? This is inappropriate. What is wrong with you guys? What is wrong with you? What is so horrible about wanting to get together and do something nice? Why did you guys even come today? What's so great about your lives that you think you're better than everybody else? That you can make fun of everybody else? You're mean. You're mean girls. Like the movie, Mean Girls. And Kevin and Stanley, if you don't stop worrying so much about what you're gonna put in your gullet, you're gonna die in about a month.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, hey, Mee-Maw, would you watch Cece for a second? Don't worry. She's asleep. I'm just gonna track down some more chairs.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Fine, fine. I guess I'll watch Suzanne's purse and your baby.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="recurring">sylvia</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[standing in a line saying goodbye to the kids going to Mexico] Bye. Good luck. Good luck to you. Bye. Do good. Do good. Bye. Have fun. We're proud of you. [starts to walk down through the line and into the bus] Bye. Okay.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[on the bus] Hey. Hey. Is this the bus to Mexico?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah! [cheers, applause]</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">students</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[in reference to the team shirts] I'll take a shirt.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Are you coming?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>If you'll have me, yes.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Heck, yes.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Guy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">guy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Really? [cheers, applause] Thank you. All right.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[seeing Michael on the bus] Michael. Get off the bus.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, I'm not. I'm staying on the bus. I'm already on the bus. I'm going.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael, this is irresponsible.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It is not irresponsible! I have never been more confident about a decision in my life.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I agree. I think it's superb.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, you have a job to do. Okay, there is no off-season when it comes to printer sales.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know what, my job will be here when I get back.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael, you can't go to Mexico. You don't have your passport.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[sticking his head out Michael's window on the bus] You don't need one to get in. Plus, we can just have it sent to him down in Mexico.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Guy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">guy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, right?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael, what am I supposed to tell my clients if they ask about you?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Tell them that I died, and I turned into an angel, and when they feel a breeze in a room with all the windows closed or that-that chill on the back of their neck, that is just me watching over them.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, but what about the bigger corporate accounts?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Tell them that I'm in a meeting.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael, I'm just about to close a sale. Can I authorize a 15% discount?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, you may not.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Gah!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I think it's really cool, Michael. I wish I had a job that I could just leave.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[looking at Erin] Save me an aisle seat, Michael! I'm coming!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I will not stand idly by while these Mexican villagers are sick.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We're actually building them a school.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Guy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">guy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Whatever. I won't-I won't stand for it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[waving goodbye as the bus drives away] See you in a few months.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>If the whole world were like you guys, we wouldn't have so many problems.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Girl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">girl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mm. That's not gonna happen.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We're one in a million.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I know. Nobody I know would leave their jobs and friends and families to do manual labor for three months.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Girl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">girl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, you know what, everybody thinks that I am crazy, and that tells me that I am the sanest person I know. So...</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Just a heads up. Probably gonna be borrowing a few things. Uh, gonna need a contact lens case, some sunscreen, some sandals...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[standing in the church sanctuary, talking to the stained glass] Why you always got to be so mean to me?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[seeing Cece gone from the couch he left her] Uh, MeeMaw, where's Cece?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know. I lost the purse too.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Sylvia</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">sylvia</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good-bye, Lackawana County.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>How long till we get to Mexico?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, two days minus how long we've been on the road. 45 minutes? So, like, two days basically. Maybe more.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ooh. What are we building down there again? Like, a hospital? A school for Mexicans? What?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know, I thought it was like a gymnasium or...</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why aren't they building it themselves?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>They don't know how.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do we know how? I don't know how. You know how?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, Carla knows.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Carla knows. Oh, I feel like there were so many more people on this bus. There were, like, 200, 300 people before. Hey, Carla? Carla? Hi. What are you doing?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, trying to sleep.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="recurring">carla-fern</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What is happening? Oh, God, what is happening?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do you smell like a weird, warm cheese?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, God, you know what? I'm gonna be in Mexico for my half-birthday.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>And the Christmas party.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>And Cinco de Mayo.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nah, no. We'll be back before that.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, we-No. You know how these things go. Construction projects, they say three months, and then, after two years, the lazy bums haven't even started. Now we're those lazy bums. I gotta get off this bus.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, guys, has anybody seen the baby?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Here's her carrier, but no Cece.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jim, Jim, I want to give a toast. Where's the little girl of honor?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know, dad. I don't know.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't mean to bug, but do you know when those subs are due into port? I got a hungry bunch of Mcphersons over there.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Doug</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">doug</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know. Hey, have you seen my baby?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I think maybe some blonde lady had her.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">doug</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>A small blonde woman?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Smaller than me.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Doug</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">doug</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, everyone? Everyone, can I just have your attention? Has anyone seen a small-[pointing to Angela] Stop that tiny blonde woman! She stole my baby!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[as Kevin runs to grab her] What are you doing?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[reaching into her purse] Give me the baby!</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What? Kevin!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[holding the baby, walks up to Jim] Hi, honey. I was just changing the baby.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">helene</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[baby voice] Hi.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[walks up] Honey.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to Cece] Hi. [to everyone] All right. Travel safe, Angela.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Did you think I stole your baby?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's that? Oh, yeah, back then I did. Just now. So, don't, because I've got my eye on you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[gasping as he looks into Angela's purse] Look at these scones, Jim. Thousands of them. What kind of a person steals scones from a baby?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Someone put them in my bag.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to Pam] So that was lunch, eh? Mcpherson troop, let's haul out. Rendezvous at Friendly's.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Doug</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">doug</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Did you lose Cece?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. Yeah, a little bit. I did.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Can you fake a seizure or a heart attack or something?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I can make myself cry.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do that. Do it.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Should I-I got it. I got it. [walks up to the bus driver] Um, hey, I saw a sign for a scenic overlook coming up. Really love to check out the view.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Can't stop. We're on a schedule.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">bus-driver</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, uh, there's a nice bistro coming up. We could pick up some Paninis for the road.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Maybe we'll stop in Tennesseee. It's not safe to talk to a driver.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Bus driver</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">bus-driver</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Stopping in Tennessee.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Bus driver</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">bus-driver</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, is there a problem, you guys?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Guy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">guy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, just get him to stop the bus, please.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Guy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">guy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Just make him stop the freaking bus!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Stop the bus, okay?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Are you okay, sir?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Carla Fern</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">carla-fern</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I didn't sign up for this. You guys are young, that's great. You want to give back to society. I've done that. I need to take.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You have plenty left to give. You're doing-</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Girl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">girl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Blah-di-blah!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It doesn't matter.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We could go back and forth all day. It's not gonna solve anything.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>If we went to Mexico, we'd probably screw everything up anyway.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do you want that for little Jessica? No, you don't. And the answer is clear. Stop the bus. Okay?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Stop the bus!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[shouting and clapping] Stop the bus! Stop the bus!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="true">{Michael} and {Andy}</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, stop the dang bus.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Guy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">guy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[bus stopping] Okay, well, a pleasure. Go save the world. We'll keep an eye on America for you.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[getting off the bus] Wait for me! [bus drives away] Don't say anything to my parents.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Another guy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">another-guy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[driving up to pick up Michael, Andy, and kid off the road] Get in quick.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why quick?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>So it's faster.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do you guys want me to take you home or go back to the church?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is anyone still at the church?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, actually most of them went to go see a movie.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What? Shut up.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. Kevin suggested it, and then they all went in Meredith's minivan.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It is so nice to be back in a country that has movies.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I bet. You guys.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Can I come? [silence]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Guy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">guy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, Lake Wobblegone's on. Do you guys-are you cool with that?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>"... banana bread, but Fred Nordquist had no appetite. He was thinking about his pair of new boots. It'd been ten years after all. As he told Mrs. Nordquist, it would take two years to get comfortable with the new boots."</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Radio</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">radio</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
</SceneList>
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