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2593 lines
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Vendored
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hello hello. Top of the morning to you! Ooh ooh! Green M&Ms! Nature's Viagra! [Grabs and pours Kevin-esque scoop of M&Ms into his coat pocket] Two of my favorite joke areas combined. It'll be a good day.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I don't want to bring my friends, why can't it just be the two of us?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Because it's St. Patrick's Day, people go out in groups.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well why don't you invite your friends?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Why are you being so weird about this?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Stop fighting. Just on St Patrick's Day, okay? Just one perfect day a year. No hassles, no problems, no kids.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Why no kids?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, where are your kids?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Nope. Nuh -uh. Not today!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It is St. Patrick's Day, and here in Scranton that is a huge deal. It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Welcome back, "Dad!"</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, thank you!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Welcome back Tuna!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey... [reveal Dwight's Mega-Desk]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Very good. Okay. Will get back to you right away on that, thanks.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What do we got here?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Mega-Desk.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Of course.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Command central.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hm hm.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Surveillance, gaming- and business.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay. [Pulls desks apart] Just gotta...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay. Come on! Jim!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Dweedle Dee and Dweedle Dumb-ass have been away on maternity leave. Now Dweedle Dumb-ass is back, and we have a problem. Yes, getting hooked on Mega-Desk was my own damn fault. But ... I don't care about assigning blame. All I care about is Mega-Desk. That is all I care about. Getting. More. Mega-Desk.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, I love this, so much fun! There's such team spirit in this room! 'Morning Darling!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Morning!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, this is my last day at the Scranton branch for a while. But I'm leaving it in the very capable hands of some of the loveliest people I've ever had the pleasure of knowing. Oh I'm gonna miss this place. And the snow! Hoo, my dogs love peeing in that snow! Makes me think they're onto something.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh good morning sweetheart.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Morning, honey-pile.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm sorry but is that a gift I see in your hands?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It is. This is a little something for you to remember your time here in Scranton by.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[pulls out glass cube with coal.] Is that a lump of coal?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes it is!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Have I been that naughty?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, no no- that is a good gift actually. Buildings here in Scranton are literally powered by coal.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<QuoteText>Err, thank you very much. We, we don't get to see much coal in Tallahassee, I'm used to alligators, and some of the worst Chinese food you've ever tasted.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Mm, that sounds great, actually.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, if you ever get down in my neck of the woods, you got a place to stay.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>When you work for Sabre, only one thing matters. And I don't care if you're a loser, or you practice bestiality, if Jo likes you, you are in. And I am in!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Erin go braugh!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Andy go braugh to you! Nice kilt!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Thanks. It's actually my sister's old field hockey skirt.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Erin and I have our first date tonight, and it has to be perfect. Why? Because according to "How I Met Your Mother" that's the date that your kids are going to wait patiently to hear about, and you better have a good story for them.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No. [re-enters bullpen from kitchen.]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<QuoteText>Great.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Thank you. [hangs up phone]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No-no-no-no-no.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh come on. Come on. Five more minutes? Five more minutes of Mega-Desk? Please?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[swats over various photos and knickknacks, points at paperwork] Is this yours or mine?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>They say that no man is an island. False! I am an island and this island is volcanic. And it is about to erupt. With the molten hot lava of strategy!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Good Lord! [Photo of Cece on Jim's desktop] I can't believe I'm missing this.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>It's kind of like that lip thing she did last night, like a half snarl, half smile? I get the sense that she's very ironic.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay. Love you. We'll talk soon. [hangs up phone]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Must be amazing being a father right, a miracle of life?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It is. Big time.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ah, that baby is just discovering the whole wide world right now.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Pretty amazing.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What up is, what down is, who Mom is, who Dad is. Must be tough being here with all that going on.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh it's tough being here for a lot of reasons.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I mean, you're here at work, and the baby thinks that the refrigerator is its father.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Is that what happened to you?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'll tell you what happened to me. I didn't see my father for the first two years of my life. I thought my mother was my father, and my wet-nurse was my mother.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That's a common mistake.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Turned out fine for me. But Mose? Oh. Same story, different ending.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey! [Erin sneezing at desk] Are you sick?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, no I'm fine, I just have a little indigestion.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>In your nose?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes. [Angela returns to desk and puts embroidered breathing mask on]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm a little sick but I don't want to miss my date with Andy. I'll get better. Whenever I'm sick it goes away within a few hours. Except once, when I was in the hospital from age three to six.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Now, after all the talking I've been doing. It's your turn. This is a town hall meeting. I want to hear what you all sound like.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That is a great idea JB.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Thank you. You know I get way too many ideas from the top. Now I want to hear your ideas. I mean, did you guys know that Liquid Paper? That wasn't invented by some fancy engineer. No, that was created by a lowly typist.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Jo, I have an idea, for suntan lotion - soap.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You know it doesn't have to be an invention.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I have a question.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oscar, homosexual accountant.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>In the training manual it says, that there is a minority executive training program in Tallahassee?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I am so proud of Sabre's "Print In All Colors" initiative. Any Sabre employee of color, is welcome to apply. [Kelly applauds] Daryl?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Daryl. Mellow, soulful, smart for warehouse...</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Okay hush now.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>The Sabre shipping method could be more efficient. Combining inventory systems makes sense on paper, but printers and paper ship differently. It'll be faster to deliver them separately, instead of waiting on everything to come in.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>But you wouldn't need more trucks?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Not at all. There's a way that it can be scheduled. I sketched this out downstairs.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh look at you.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Look at that picture that you drew. Nice job! We're very proud of you. You know what, we're gonna tape that up on the refrigerator in the kitchen.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[Looks over his proposal] I like this Daryl. I like this a lot. Maybe you should be doing your sketching upstairs. Would you like an office up here?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Are you serious?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yeah. Take Jim's old office.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Um. I set my stuff up in there. So... just give me a few minutes to clean that out for you.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yeah, I want to hear more from you.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Absolutely.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>All right.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Okay. Any questions? Anything on anybody's mind? I'm leaving tonight, this is your last chance for a while!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh no! Say it's not so, Jo, we're gonna miss you, we're gonna miss you so much!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yes, well okay. Florida ain't that far away.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Well, I am heading down there.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Well, anytime now.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>How about July 4th weekend? [Reveals paper ticket]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh honey you didn't buy a ticket?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I did!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh honey. I'm not home, very often. And uh, me and my relatives, they take up the guesthouse. I think you should check with my office, before you book any dates, okay?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You know what, in the spirit of full disclosure, I have actually reserved a bunch of different seats on a bunch of different flights, but there are a couple of flights that only have two tickets left, so I think we should pull the trigger and -</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Enough!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>All right, everybody, just try to put a brave face on.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Let's follow the chain of events. Jo likes Michael. Jo invites Michael to house. Jo doesn't like Michael anymore. Hmmm.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[singing] Moving on up, to the East Side, to the deluxe apartment in the sky...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hello. I want you to stop what you're doing right now. You are stressed, and I'm taking you to lunch.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, that's very generous of you, but I'm all set.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No is not an option.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes it is.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>All right. Well if you need me, I'll be on the other side of that wall. Knock once for yes, twice for no.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>How many knocks does it take to get you to do some work?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[laughs] I'll be over there.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>And I'm actually pleased to be able to offer you printer cartridges and toner now.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[Whispers] Oh Jim, Jim! Sorry to bother you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>My headphones are broken.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Right.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Can I listen to my music at a low volume?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah that's great. Great.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay? [Unplugs cord, sings] "The cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy blue-"</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[Overlapping] When's the last time you upgraded your printer?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>"- and the man in the moon. When you coming home Dad? I don't know when-"</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[Whispers] Please stop that!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>"-But we'll be together then-"</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Can you grow up?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>"-Dad, you know we'll have a good time then."</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[Turns off Dwight's music] Whether it's this time or next time.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[Vocalizes and continues song] "The cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon"</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[On business call] Yeah.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[Singing, Dwight supplies beats] "Little boy blue and the man in the moon."</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="true">{Andy} and {Dwight}</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No, we definitely can talk about it in the next-</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>"When you coming home Dad?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="true">{Andy} and {Dwight}</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You know, can I call you back?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>"I don't know when-"</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="true">{Andy} and {Dwight}</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>That would be great, thank you.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>"But we'll get together then, we're gonna have a good time-"</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="true">{Andy} and {Dwight}</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[On phone in hallway] No, I know I need to work, I just- I feel weird not being home.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>I am not surprised that Dwight's using my baby to steal my desk. I'm a little surprised that it's working.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>This fax came for you. [Coughs]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Oh no no no! Are you feeling ill?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jo</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Uh...</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Oh no honey, if you got a bug, I want you to go on home. I can't have you getting Callie and Jo Jr. sick. These dogs have got to be in a commercial with Dwight Howard next week.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Oh! No. I feel like I could lift a car.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Yeah, but you sound like death, girl. Now why don't you go on home and take care of yourself and get in bed. And shred that and have them send me a clean fax, okay?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jo</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Well... [Jo closes door on her]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>She should go home. It's not the end of the world. We'll go on our date next week. She's still gonna like me in a week. Right?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Yes?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I was just working at my desk and I wanted to run some new leads by you. [Turns feint]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Oh! You're sick! [Andy coughs] Dangit! That's exactly why I sent that receptionist home.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No, no, no, no, no.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Get everybody sick in the office.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>I have some good ideas...</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>We don't need any heroes here honey. It's time for you to get on home now.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You sure?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You'll probably feel better once you get some pants on. Come on.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Very nice.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Not bad, huh?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>A real Hoop Dreams story you got there. Oh man, you seem to have caught Jo's eye. How'd you make that happen?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I impressed her with my good ideas.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hm mm. Seriously, how did you do it?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I made a suggestion at the meeting that was good. You were there.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>How do I put this delicately? Does her family owe your family something, in terms of a past injustice?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Now Mike, I have to ask you to leave, so that I can learn about this tiny television.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay. All right.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey there.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey there. So I think I'm done. Gonna head out. Unless you want to chat. Like we were doing earlier.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well there's chatting time and there's working time. I'm still on working time.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Mm? Well, the clock says chatting time, so.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, if you feel like you've done a solid days work...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Right. What?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well I mean, if you can put your name on this day, and be proud of the amount of work you've done, then, by all means, you should toodle on home.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Mm. mm. Oh well.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Anything else I can help you with?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, no, no. That's super-clear-ish. [Exits, closes door, takes off coat.] Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Just because Jo has no life, does not mean that the rest of us don't have lives. Oscar has a life. I think Ryan has a life. This is outrageous.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey Pack-man.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey what's up, Butt-plug?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>How you doing stud? You already there?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Dude, I've been here since three! I've boot and rallied twice.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>How's the lady situation?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Fat and ugly. You might actually have a chance.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ah damn. That sounds great. Unfortunately I am stuck here, because my boss is making us work late.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh here's what you do. Hike up your skirt and pull out your tampon, borrow some balls and come meet me!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah. Maybe next year.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Maybe next "queer." Hey ladies, who wants some bangers and mash?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[Opens door, surprised] Oh! Andy!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hi!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I'm in my jammy-jams!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>That's okay, I'm in my "worky-works." You look amazing!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh, thanks. Come in!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hey! Me and Creed are in. Are you guys in?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh I'm in.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I'm in.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>All right. [The four of them get out of chairs to run out, Jo exits her office. They retreat.]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh, you don't become the most powerful woman in Tallahassee by slacking off. [Scoffs] You do it by working hard. Or marrying rich. I did both!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Ah. Got a little client meeting at Shanny O'Gannigan's tonight. It shouldn't go all night long, so if you'd like me to, I could swing by your house so the baby can experience a strong male presence. [Jim is silent] No? Nothing? Okay. Have fun working. [Whistles "Cat's in the Cradle" song]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Hi there Jo. Sorry to interrupt. Um, this evening [phone rings] I have...</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hello?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hey Jo, it's Jim Halpert. I actually scheduled a meeting at 7:30 with a very important client. And it's so weird, because we never have meetings after 5pm. But I was hoping that maybe just this once, it would be okay.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Well sure. You know, you go ahead and push some printers.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You know I will. And by the way, seriously, we never, never do this!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Sorry Sugar. What'd you want?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Well, you see, I actually do have a meeting. With a client. I'm just gonna reschedule for next week.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[pops back into Jo's doorway] Thanks again by the way.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hey! What are you fellas doing up here?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>We're here to bust you out!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Warehouse Guy #1</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">warehouse-guy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I wish, but uh-</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Dude! Your shirt tucked in?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Warehouse Guy #1</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">warehouse-guy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh. Yeah, um, I must have did that when I was in the bathroom. All right then, uh, let me get to it.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>All right.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Warehouse Guy #1</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">warehouse-guy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>See you later.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Warehouse Guy #2</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">warehouse-guy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Your hand's cold.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>It is? I'm sorry.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, have some more blanket.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay, thanks.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What's up?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Reid</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Whoa!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You're awake. Andy, this is my brother, Reid.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I didn't know you had a brother.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>He's my foster brother.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, any brother of Erin's is a friend of mine. Nice to meet you. Andy Bernard. [They shake hands]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Cold hands. [Takes spot next to Erin on love seat]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Reid</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Are we rotating seats, or?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh yeah, you're the guest. Take the easy chair, best seat in the house. Plus, you don't have to sit next to this big dork and her smelly feet.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Reid</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey! My feet aren't smelly, they smell like roses. Smell them! [puts her feet in his face]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ooh! [Erin giggles]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Reid</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>So, how does the whole foster sibling thing work? Do you guys share one parent or-?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>None. We were in the same house from ages ten to twelve. And then from fifteen to eighteen.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>All right. Formative years. [She laughs]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Nice skirt.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Reid</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">reid</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, it's a kilt.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh! Sorry! Sorry, sorry. [They retreat. Pan around office still full with staff.]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Night Cleaning Crew</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">night-cleaning-crew</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes, I'm anxious to get off work. But let me be clear. It's not to celebrate St Patrick's Day. It's so I can protest St. Patrick's Day.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Overnight all my damn bags home. I'm carrying nothing but my Sable gloves. I've had it with Homeland Security. And I want you to put all those tracking numbers in my Blackberry.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>How late do we have to work tonight?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You never know with Jo. Sometimes we're here til midnight. Sometimes she doesn't show up for three days.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Why does she do that? Why doesn't she just tell you what your schedule is?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, that would be awesome. I could get a girlfriend. Wouldn't have to go to Amsterdam seven times a year. But uh, I'm young, right? I will date when I'm dead! [Laughs]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Do I really want to turn out like Gabe? Twenty-six. Single. Tied to my desk. No life, no family. I want to have been married by the time I would've turned thirty. That's just - that's just depressing.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hello Jo.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Anything I can do for you Puddin'?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>There is, as a matter of fact. It's getting sorta late. It's 8:30. And it's St. Patrick's Day, which is a world ethnic holiday. So I have decided I'm going to dismiss my employees.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hmm.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I'm thrilled with the work they've done today, both quality and the quantity. Great performance, Very, very solid all the way around.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>All right then.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Okay. Happy St. Patrick's Day. [Starts to leave office] And also, I would like to say that I will be canceling my trip down to Tallahassee. Although I do look forward to our professional relationship.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Michael?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I look forward to that too.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Ooh. It's coming down out there.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yes. Thank you, for coming all the way here.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No, I-</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I'm so sorry I was so sick. [Andy leans in. She leans in. Reid appears in background. Erin kisses Andy on the cheek.]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Ah. Oh great, now I'm gonna get sick. [They both laugh]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Excuse me, excuse me. Hey guys!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[cheering Michael]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="true">{Meredith}, {Creed}, {Oscar} and {Matt}</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
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<Character type="main">creed</Character>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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<Character type="background">matt</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Drinks are on me!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No! No, no no! Put your credit cards away. Drinks are on us!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh -hoh! All right.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Did I mess up my career today? My future prospects at Sabre? I don't know. There is a chance. Yes. I tell you I love my job. But Jo wants me to put on a show for her, and pretend to work late? Nah. I spent all day, trying to make her like me, and I forgot to ask myself something:</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yeah. We should be able to have that right over to you by Monday. Yeah no problem. [Reveal Jim behind Quad-Desk] Thank you.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>What the hell is this?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>This is not Mega-Desk.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No, it's not. They call it Quad-Desk.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That's ridiculous, this is made up of three desks.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh my God. We're going to have to re-name it then aren't we? [Dwight's phone rings. He crawls into nook under Jim's Quad-Desk]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hello, Dwight Schrute?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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</SceneList>
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