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<SceneList>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[dressed as Carrie Bradshaw] Wow you guys look amazing. Stanley, I thought you hated Halloween.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[dressed as Raggedy Ann] Shh. He wears that so he can sleep at his desk. Who are you?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, I'm Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mm. I like your shoes. [Kelly has 5-inch heels on]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you. Will you help walk me to the fax machine?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sure.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I got her, I got her. I can help you. You look amazing.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Inappropriate. Thank you. Who are you, Larry King?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Gordon Gekko.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, from the insurance commercials!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>... Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
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</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Creed dressed as the Joker enters] Whoa. Awesome.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Let's put a smile on that face!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[also dressed as the Joker] Dammit Creed! I've been up since four!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[dressed as a kitten] Meow. Sweet 'stume, dude. Who are you supposed to be?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dave.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Cool.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You are? [Andy hisses] A cat?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[buzzer noise] We were looking for "kitten."</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[phone] Oh, hang on one second. Jim Halpert.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey New York, Happy Halloween!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thanks. My costume's getting a lot of attention. [Pam is dressed as Charlie Chaplin]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>So apparently no one dresses up for Halloween here. I wish I had known that before I used greasepaint for my moustache. And I can't even take off my hat, because then I'm Hitler.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[dressed as the Joker] Hm mm mm mm. Want to see a magic trick? Heh heh heh! I'm gonna make a pencil disapp- oh! [elevator doors close, reopen.] Disappear.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, I think we are set. We have puzzles, string for Cat's Cradles. Burned this last night. A little road trip CD. Puppets.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, look at all this stuff! It's only seven hours.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>When Corporate found out that we were dating, they decided they were going to transfer Holly back to her old branch, in Nashua, New Hampshire.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael is taking a personal day to move me up.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Road trip! Right?</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Breaker one-nine, copy?</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, copy that breaker. Those Duke boys are at it again.</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey! Do Not Touch My Radio.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We're not.</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Kidding.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We're not doing anything.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's been a weird week since we found out I had to transfer. Michael wanted me to quit and get some job here in Scranton, and I said "Well, why don't you quit and get some job in Nashua?" And he said "I asked you first." And I said "First!" at the same time he did. And then I said "Jinx." And then we never talked about it again and haven't been back to the conversation. So...</QuoteText>
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</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right everybody. I'm out of here. Jim, you're in charge.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, I'll walk you out.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ah, you are quite the gentleman.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You can let people go a couple of minutes early if you want.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right. We'll see. [to camera] No.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I am off to New York. My brother Pete from Boston, and my brother Tom from New Jersey are taking Pam and I out for lunch, to celebrate the engagement. Or maybe to beat me up. I can never tell with those two.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good morning temp.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>'Morning. [Dwight reveals Cornell sweatshirt] Wow. Good morning Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thought I'd go casual today. Morning everyone. Good morning. Hello. How are you Phyllis?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ha ha ha. That's funny. [angrily] Take that sweatshirt off! Hey buddy.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Andy.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Remember when I jokingly yelled at you to take your sweatshirt off? Totally joking. But, you should know, those colors are sacred. Not that I care. But if you're not a Cornell man, you probably shouldn't wear them.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No I get it. I totally understand. And uh, I just want to assure you, that I mean no disrespect. You see, I'm applying!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Come on, you think you can get into Cornell?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well if somebody who barely out-sells Phyllis, can get in, I should be fine.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm sitting right here Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I meant that as a compliment to you Phyllis, as well as a slight to Andy.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Cornell is a good school, and I want to better myself through higher education. If it makes Andy angry, so be it. [He sips from his Cornell mug]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I have to unpack this weekend but maybe next weekend we go to the outlets!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Cool!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mike you'll drive this every weekend?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We're gonna switch back and forth, the driving. Sometimes we'll just meet in the middle. It'll be fun. Wait a sec. Oh I love this song.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Life is a highway, I want to ride it all night long.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>If you're going my way, I wanna drive you all night long! If you're going my way...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey there. So uh, how do you think we're gonna do against Penn this year? Nathan Ford's arm looks pretty strong.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well he's had a pretty good season so far-- Stop saying "we." You did not go to Cornell. Okay, you're just doing this to screw with me.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Not so. Cornell is an excellent school. Without its agricultural program, we probably wouldn't have cabbage. At least not modern cabbage.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I know it's an excellent school, Dwight. I went there. My blood runs Big Red.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Someday, we'll both get together in Comstock Hall and just laugh about all of this.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey, future baby sis!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>How are you Tom. Nice to see you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm good.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I asked Tom and Pete to come early so we could play a prank on Jim at lunch! Pretty awesome, right? I think they're into the idea. They're probably thinking, "That Pam Beasly, she's the coolest sister-in-law on the planet. She's the best! The absolute best."</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, so here's what I'm thinking. I'm gonna say that before ceramics class, I took off my ring, and then when I changed back out of my smock, it wasn't in my pocket anymore, and I lost it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That's perfect. You know what would be even more hilarious? Remember that thing we did when Jim was in high school with his girlfriend?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Right! That would be hilarious! We should totally dog her, about being an artist, never making any money!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That, is awesome!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Like she basically has a hobby, for a job.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh yeah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So, not the ring then? The- the- Not doing the ring?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I think this is better.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>The other thing would "get" Jim.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>This is nicer, it's fun. It's fun!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, okay.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, he hates it when we pick on his girlfriends.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oookay....</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>They came up with that idea really fast.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>This trip was longer than I thought.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah it did look shorter on the map-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ah! Ah! Ahhhh! [waking up] Hey. Whew. Ow. I was having a nightmare.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You were sleeping? You were talking before.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Was I? Really? Was I saying anything interesting?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Not really.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right. What's the scoop, how far?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Four hours. Almost halfway there.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We're only halfway?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Halfway! Okay, You know what I want to do, I want to pull over and find little bed and breakfast for when we meet in the middle. Emphasis on the bed. And the breakfast.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Next exit isn't for five miles.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Let's check there.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey guys.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, how are you?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi! [smooches]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good to see you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nice to see you again, Pam.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Pam, I haven't seen you in so, so long!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right so now we can sit... and get comfortable.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>There's nothing out here man.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. I don't know I just- I imagined a hotel right here. Pool, over here. Really good breakfast place. With really good bacon.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Here we go, fourth time's a charm. "Life's like a road where you just... one day here, and the next day back...Sometimes you deal with it, today you don't, sometimes you do, what you want... there's a world out there.... [Holly sobs] Hey. Are you crying?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Allergies?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Did Darryl touch you?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>WHAT!?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, Darryl did not touch me. Can we just keep going, please? [crying]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's the matter?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's not gonna work.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sure it is.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>There's too much distance.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh no no no.. It's gonna work, it'll be fine.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Listen to me. I like you so much.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>And I like you too.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>And I've dated four women in the last-</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I've dated four guys last year too.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Not last - no. In like the last ten years.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael. Don't. Don't. Don't make it harder than it has to be.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's what she said.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Take that down. [Dwight has hung a large red Cornell banner from the ceiling]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Excuse me?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Take. That down.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know I once dated a couple of guys from Cornell. They were really nice. They gave me a ride home.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I seriously doubt that anyone from Cornell dated you.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's pronounced Ker-nell. It's the highest rank in the military.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">creed</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's pronounced "Corn-ell!" It's the highest rank in the Ivy League!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Andy, let's just talk about this man-to-man, after work.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Fine.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What do you say?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, good. Can we-- [Dwight pulls out Cornell mascot bobble-head] Grr. Heh heh heh. That's Big Red Bear! That's a bobble Big Red Bear! God!!</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>If you leave on Friday, by five, you'll be rolling in at... midnight? At best?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>And then sleep in Saturday. That only leaves us less than 24 hours before you have to go back again.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, okay. I will talk to you on the Bluetooth the entire trip. So we're talking constantly all the way.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'll tell you everything that I see. Everything that I pass by, things that I witness on the road.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Maybe I'll see an accident one weekend?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>How long could we keep that up?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Years!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Years?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Years? Of just a few hours every weekend?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Here's my wish. I want you to meet a great guy, and I want you to be happy.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[kisses his temple] Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>My wish has come true, incidentally, because, you've met me, and you are happy.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Clever, Mike.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>So Pam, how much does an artist make after they leave art school?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, not a lot of money in the arts, right?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's not really true. There's a lot of things you can do with an art degree actually.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Maybe Pam should pay the check by drawing a picture on this napkin.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wow, that's- that's a little rude. What's your deal?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, just having fun Jimmy.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. Right Pam?</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yup! [Tom and Pete give Halpertian looks to camera]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know what? I think we're a great couple. I think we're a classic couple. I think we're like Romeo and Juliet. I think we... go together so well. We're like peanut butter and jelly, don't you think?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I do, I think so.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Then don't do it. Please don't do this. Please don't do this. [they continue arguing]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[leaving someone a message on his cell phone, looking very uncomfortable] Hey what's up, I just thought I'd try you. I was thinking about that story where you ran into the girl you used to babysit.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know what I'm gonna do!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Please call me back.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Please?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You'll be okay</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm not gonna be okay.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Please...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You will.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No I won't! I'm not strong! And I'll go back to Jan, and I hate Jan! Oh God!</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[outside men's room] You might be interested- [stops when he sees Stanley come out]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dwight!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<QuoteText>[thinks] Interview.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Excellent. When the hourglass strikes three, then in the room whence employees confer.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So, Dane Cook, Jack Bauer, and Eli Whitney. You're doing great.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh wow. This is my niece Vanessa. She's a trumpeter. And, look at her.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Cute.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Love that one.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Miles Davis.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>One.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Chet ...something.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Half.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Dizzy Gillespie.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Let's see how well you know your Big Red history.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Bring it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Who was Cornell's eighth president?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Dale Raymond Corson!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Nobody wants ...that, to happen.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I have everything I need- [talking over each other]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>And you will be hearing from the -</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>-Cornell Application Department,</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>which I will not be a part of-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>And you will not be pleased with the result. [pulls table away from Andy]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>And your affiliation with Cornell -</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Will end completely!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay. I lost my engagement ring in ceramics class. Left it in my smock. I had this whole thing where I go back to class, wrongly accuse another girl. Look I even used makeup to put a ring around my finger, you can hardly see it, it's very subtle.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That is good.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>This is the last of it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That's a really pretty song.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Da na na na na. No, no, check it out, look. Da na na na na... want to do that?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[blues singer] Da na na na na...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Where did you get those?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We'll miss you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Bye.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, Hol, this is it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, but you have to admit it would be wild.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So, you're dumping Michael? Smart.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, we're gonna do the long-distance thing.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh! You guys are gonna keep dating? That's so romantic!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, thanks.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, well....look, we could always call, or email, or write. I should get all your email addresses.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[playing cat's cradle with Holly] Okay, am I grabbing this one?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[laughs]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Put....okay....</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sorry, Darryl.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's like Driving Miss Daisy, you know?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>All right.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You gotta include me in the conversation.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Fair enough.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>If you don't mind.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, okay. What kind of car games did you play in the 'hood?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I got a game. Cow surfing.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Really?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right, I made it up.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[trying not to laugh] Okay.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Jackson Five.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You are.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, you are.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Here we go.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hold your breath!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, Ready?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[setting stopwatch] Go.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[both inhale deeply and lock lips while holding their breath]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="true">{Michael} &amp; {Holly}</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[looks to camera for several seconds] At least it's quiet.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Watch this. Darryl, watch this.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Look, Darryl, lip up.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[kiss each other while puffing their cheeks and mumbling]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="true">{Michael} &amp; {Holly}</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Down, and give me 50!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[in unison while kissing with mouths closed] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="true">{Michael} &amp; {Holly}</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, you know what would be fun? Like, sleeping.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[hugging Michael] Oh, snuggles!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. Right, snuggle time.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Snuggles.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>There you go.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[makes squeaking sounds]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Spooning.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Here's what I was thinking. The following weekend, I drive up.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mmm hmm.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We get right in the car, we pop up to Montreal. It's like another seven hours.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ooh!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Speak.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We could stay in a cozy B&amp;B with a fireplace?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Absolutely. Oh, and you know what, Darryl? You are invited to go as well.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, thanks. Thanks. No.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Come on, it'll be fun.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you. Thank you. No.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[emerging from convenience store with two ice cream sundaes] Hey, look at that. Fun, right?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mmm.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mmm mmm! Remember the 15-scooper we had last week? Wasn't that good? I was Scooperman, you were Scoopy-Doo. Remember what you said? You were laughing.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Say what you said.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, Michael. I don't....[mimicking Scooby-Doo] I'm gonna puke!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[laughs] I'll save you! I'm Superman! Scooperman!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Darryl didn't want any?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I didn't ask.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We want the same things.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I know, but from seven hours away.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That is a lucky number. Seven. 7-Up. Seven dwarfs.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael....</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Seven deadly sins. It's a sign.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, y'all wanna hear some loud music or something?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm an atheist. Did you know that? I don't know your religion. There are so many conversations that we haven't even had yet.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, look, Pennsylvania license plate! That's crazy! All the way out here! Who can name all the states?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[standing with Holly next to "Welcome to New Hampshire" sign] Oh, it's really cold here.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, it's just later.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[holding camera] Here we go.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[starts to cry] Can we have another? I think I blinked.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[unlocking front door] This is me here.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, you have your own entrance. That's nice.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Stairs. Oh, man....</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>He's just trying to push your buttons.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't care, so it doesn't matter.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Great, then it doesn't matter.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You don't think he could get in, though....right? I mean, I don't care, but I just don't see how he could. I doubt he could get in.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[reverently] He is fiercely intelligent.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't care either way, so....shut up.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>He's just....</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[in parking lot on cell phone] Don't tell me to calm down, Dad! [grunts] Don't do that! Oh, God, of all people, I thought you would understand. You're an alum. This guy, he's....he's poking the bear! [listens briefly] Yeah, okay, I'll see you at Thanksgiving. Hi to Mom. Bye.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why are you doing this to Andy?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You once told me that Andy and I had different strengths. Well, he can't do what I can do. I can get into Cornell, but he doesn't know how to make food and shelter from a golden retriever.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[looks at Dwight disgustedly and sighs] Even if you do somehow get in, that's not going to make me leave Andy.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, but it'll make you respect him less.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[sighs] Yes, that's true.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
</SceneList>
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