[dressed as Carrie Bradshaw] Wow you guys look amazing. Stanley, I thought you hated Halloween. Kelly kelly [dressed as Raggedy Ann] Shh. He wears that so he can sleep at his desk. Who are you? Phyllis phyllis Oh, I'm Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City. Kelly kelly Mm. I like your shoes. [Kelly has 5-inch heels on] Phyllis phyllis Thank you. Will you help walk me to the fax machine? Kelly kelly Sure. Phyllis phyllis I got her, I got her. I can help you. You look amazing. Ryan ryan Inappropriate. Thank you. Who are you, Larry King? Kelly kelly Gordon Gekko. Ryan ryan Oh, from the insurance commercials! Kelly kelly ... Yeah. Ryan ryan [Creed dressed as the Joker enters] Whoa. Awesome. Oscar oscar Let's put a smile on that face! Creed creed [also dressed as the Joker] Dammit Creed! I've been up since four! Kevin kevin [dressed as a kitten] Meow. Sweet 'stume, dude. Who are you supposed to be? Andy andy Dave. Jim jim Cool. Andy andy You are? [Andy hisses] A cat? Jim jim [buzzer noise] We were looking for "kitten." Andy andy [phone] Oh, hang on one second. Jim Halpert. Jim jim Hey. Pam pam Hey New York, Happy Halloween! Jim jim Thanks. My costume's getting a lot of attention. [Pam is dressed as Charlie Chaplin] Pam pam So apparently no one dresses up for Halloween here. I wish I had known that before I used greasepaint for my moustache. And I can't even take off my hat, because then I'm Hitler. Pam pam [dressed as the Joker] Hm mm mm mm. Want to see a magic trick? Heh heh heh! I'm gonna make a pencil disapp- oh! [elevator doors close, reopen.] Disappear. Dwight dwight Okay, I think we are set. We have puzzles, string for Cat's Cradles. Burned this last night. A little road trip CD. Puppets. Michael michael Oh, look at all this stuff! It's only seven hours. Holly holly When Corporate found out that we were dating, they decided they were going to transfer Holly back to her old branch, in Nashua, New Hampshire. Michael michael Michael is taking a personal day to move me up. Holly holly Road trip! Right? Michael michael Breaker one-nine, copy? Holly holly Oh, copy that breaker. Those Duke boys are at it again. Michael michael Hey! Do Not Touch My Radio. Darryl darryl We're not. Michael michael Kidding. Holly holly We're not doing anything. Michael michael It's been a weird week since we found out I had to transfer. Michael wanted me to quit and get some job here in Scranton, and I said "Well, why don't you quit and get some job in Nashua?" And he said "I asked you first." And I said "First!" at the same time he did. And then I said "Jinx." And then we never talked about it again and haven't been back to the conversation. So... Holly holly All right everybody. I'm out of here. Jim, you're in charge. Michael michael Oh, I'll walk you out. Jim jim Ah, you are quite the gentleman. Michael michael You can let people go a couple of minutes early if you want. Michael michael All right. We'll see. [to camera] No. Jim jim I am off to New York. My brother Pete from Boston, and my brother Tom from New Jersey are taking Pam and I out for lunch, to celebrate the engagement. Or maybe to beat me up. I can never tell with those two. Jim jim Good morning temp. Dwight dwight 'Morning. [Dwight reveals Cornell sweatshirt] Wow. Good morning Dwight. Ryan ryan Thought I'd go casual today. Morning everyone. Good morning. Hello. How are you Phyllis? Dwight dwight Ha ha ha. That's funny. [angrily] Take that sweatshirt off! Hey buddy. Andy andy Andy. Dwight dwight Remember when I jokingly yelled at you to take your sweatshirt off? Totally joking. But, you should know, those colors are sacred. Not that I care. But if you're not a Cornell man, you probably shouldn't wear them. Andy andy No I get it. I totally understand. And uh, I just want to assure you, that I mean no disrespect. You see, I'm applying! Dwight dwight Come on, you think you can get into Cornell? Andy andy Well if somebody who barely out-sells Phyllis, can get in, I should be fine. Dwight dwight I'm sitting right here Dwight. Phyllis phyllis I meant that as a compliment to you Phyllis, as well as a slight to Andy. Dwight dwight Cornell is a good school, and I want to better myself through higher education. If it makes Andy angry, so be it. [He sips from his Cornell mug] Dwight dwight I have to unpack this weekend but maybe next weekend we go to the outlets! Holly holly Cool! Michael michael Mike you'll drive this every weekend? Darryl darryl We're gonna switch back and forth, the driving. Sometimes we'll just meet in the middle. It'll be fun. Wait a sec. Oh I love this song. Michael michael Life is a highway, I want to ride it all night long. {Michael} and {Holly} michael holly If you're going my way, I wanna drive you all night long! If you're going my way... {Michael}, {Holly}, and {Darryl} michael holly darryl Hey there. So uh, how do you think we're gonna do against Penn this year? Nathan Ford's arm looks pretty strong. Dwight dwight Well he's had a pretty good season so far-- Stop saying "we." You did not go to Cornell. Okay, you're just doing this to screw with me. Andy andy Not so. Cornell is an excellent school. Without its agricultural program, we probably wouldn't have cabbage. At least not modern cabbage. Dwight dwight I know it's an excellent school, Dwight. I went there. My blood runs Big Red. Andy andy Someday, we'll both get together in Comstock Hall and just laugh about all of this. Dwight dwight Hey! Pam pam Hey, future baby sis! Tom tom How are you Tom. Nice to see you. Pam pam I'm good. Tom tom I asked Tom and Pete to come early so we could play a prank on Jim at lunch! Pretty awesome, right? I think they're into the idea. They're probably thinking, "That Pam Beasly, she's the coolest sister-in-law on the planet. She's the best! The absolute best." Pam pam Okay, so here's what I'm thinking. I'm gonna say that before ceramics class, I took off my ring, and then when I changed back out of my smock, it wasn't in my pocket anymore, and I lost it. Pam pam That's perfect. You know what would be even more hilarious? Remember that thing we did when Jim was in high school with his girlfriend? Pete pete Right! That would be hilarious! We should totally dog her, about being an artist, never making any money! Tom tom That, is awesome! Pete pete Like she basically has a hobby, for a job. Tom tom Oh yeah. Pete pete So, not the ring then? The- the- Not doing the ring? Pam pam I think this is better. Pete pete The other thing would "get" Jim. Tom tom This is nicer, it's fun. It's fun! Pete pete Okay, okay. Pam pam Oh, he hates it when we pick on his girlfriends. Tom tom Oookay.... Pam pam They came up with that idea really fast. Pam pam This trip was longer than I thought. Darryl darryl Yeah it did look shorter on the map- Holly holly Ah! Ah! Ahhhh! [waking up] Hey. Whew. Ow. I was having a nightmare. Michael michael You were sleeping? You were talking before. Holly holly Was I? Really? Was I saying anything interesting? Michael michael Not really. Darryl darryl All right. What's the scoop, how far? Michael michael Four hours. Almost halfway there. Darryl darryl We're only halfway? Holly holly Halfway! Okay, You know what I want to do, I want to pull over and find little bed and breakfast for when we meet in the middle. Emphasis on the bed. And the breakfast. Michael michael Next exit isn't for five miles. Darryl darryl Let's check there. Holly holly Hey guys. Pam pam Hey, how are you? Jim jim Hi! [smooches] Pam pam Good to see you. Jim jim Nice to see you again, Pam. Pete pete Pam, I haven't seen you in so, so long! Tom tom All right so now we can sit... and get comfortable. Jim jim There's nothing out here man. Darryl darryl Yeah. I don't know I just- I imagined a hotel right here. Pool, over here. Really good breakfast place. With really good bacon. Michael michael Here we go, fourth time's a charm. "Life's like a road where you just... one day here, and the next day back...Sometimes you deal with it, today you don't, sometimes you do, what you want... there's a world out there.... [Holly sobs] Hey. Are you crying? Michael michael No. Holly holly Allergies? Michael michael No. Holly holly Did Darryl touch you? Michael michael WHAT!? Darryl darryl No, Darryl did not touch me. Can we just keep going, please? [crying] Holly holly What's the matter? Michael michael It's not gonna work. Holly holly Sure it is. Michael michael There's too much distance. Holly holly Oh no no no.. It's gonna work, it'll be fine. Michael michael Michael we've only been dating each other for a few weeks Holly holly Listen to me. I like you so much. Michael michael And I like you too. Holly holly And I've dated four women in the last- Michael michael I've dated four guys last year too. Holly holly Not last - no. In like the last ten years. Michael michael Oh. Holly holly I've dated almost four women, and you are so far above them, it is stupid. Michael michael Michael. Don't. Don't. Don't make it harder than it has to be. Holly holly That's what she said. Michael michael Holly thinks that this relationship is over. Well, you know what? I am not gonna give up that easy. I'm gonna make this way harder than it needs to be. Michael michael Take that down. [Dwight has hung a large red Cornell banner from the ceiling] Andy andy Excuse me? Dwight dwight Take. That down. Andy andy You know I once dated a couple of guys from Cornell. They were really nice. They gave me a ride home. Meredith meredith I seriously doubt that anyone from Cornell dated you. Andy andy It's pronounced Ker-nell. It's the highest rank in the military. Creed creed It's pronounced "Corn-ell!" It's the highest rank in the Ivy League! Andy andy Andy, let's just talk about this man-to-man, after work. Dwight dwight Fine. Andy andy What do you say? Dwight dwight Yeah, good. Can we-- [Dwight pulls out Cornell mascot bobble-head] Grr. Heh heh heh. That's Big Red Bear! That's a bobble Big Red Bear! God!! Andy andy If you leave on Friday, by five, you'll be rolling in at... midnight? At best? Holly holly Yeah. Michael michael And then sleep in Saturday. That only leaves us less than 24 hours before you have to go back again. Holly holly Okay, okay. I will talk to you on the Bluetooth the entire trip. So we're talking constantly all the way. Michael michael Oh. Holly holly I'll tell you everything that I see. Everything that I pass by, things that I witness on the road. Michael michael Well- Holly holly Maybe I'll see an accident one weekend? Michael michael How long could we keep that up? Holly holly Years! Michael michael Years? Holly holly Yeah. Michael michael Years? Of just a few hours every weekend? Holly holly Here's my wish. I want you to meet a great guy, and I want you to be happy. Michael michael [kisses his temple] Thank you. Holly holly My wish has come true, incidentally, because, you've met me, and you are happy. Michael michael Clever, Mike. Darryl darryl So Pam, how much does an artist make after they leave art school? Tom tom Yeah, not a lot of money in the arts, right? Pete pete That's not really true. There's a lot of things you can do with an art degree actually. Jim jim Maybe Pam should pay the check by drawing a picture on this napkin. Tom tom Wow, that's- that's a little rude. What's your deal? Jim jim Hey, just having fun Jimmy. Pete pete Yeah. Right Pam? Tom tom Yup! [Tom and Pete give Halpertian looks to camera] Pam pam You know what? I think we're a great couple. I think we're a classic couple. I think we're like Romeo and Juliet. I think we... go together so well. We're like peanut butter and jelly, don't you think? Michael michael I do, I think so. Holly holly Then don't do it. Please don't do this. Please don't do this. [they continue arguing] Michael michael [leaving someone a message on his cell phone, looking very uncomfortable] Hey what's up, I just thought I'd try you. I was thinking about that story where you ran into the girl you used to babysit. Darryl darryl I don't know what I'm gonna do! Michael michael Please call me back. Darryl darryl Please? Michael michael You'll be okay Holly holly I'm not gonna be okay. Michael michael Please... Darryl darryl You will. Holly holly No I won't! I'm not strong! And I'll go back to Jan, and I hate Jan! Oh God! Michael michael [outside men's room] You might be interested- [stops when he sees Stanley come out] Andy andy What? Stanley stanley Dwight! Andy andy Andy, I've been meaning to ask you, which a cappella group should I join? The Harmoniacs, or the Do-Re-Mi-Go's? Dwight dwight Hm. Assuming you had the voice to be in any of them, it's irrelevant. Because I called admissions and it looks like I, will be conducting your university interview. Andy andy That's a conflict of interest. Dwight dwight Yeah. Big one. So, should I not let you in now, or do you want to do the interview, and then I won't let you in? Andy andy [thinks] Interview. Dwight dwight Excellent. When the hourglass strikes three, then in the room whence employees confer. Andy andy What? Dwight dwight The conference room! Andy andy Okay. Dwight dwight Who are your role models? Andy andy If I had to put Dwight's chances into a percentage, I would say he has none percent chance. Andy andy So, Dane Cook, Jack Bauer, and Eli Whitney. You're doing great. Andy andy Oh wow. This is my niece Vanessa. She's a trumpeter. And, look at her. Jim jim Cute. Pam pam That must be really fun for you and Marci huh? Jim jim Yup. She only knows how to play "When the Saints go Marching In." Tom tom Love that one. Jim jim Yeah but, she doesn't think she's gonna be like, career musician right? Pete pete Here you go again! What is your deal today? Jim jim Just saying. How many famous trumpeters can you name besides... Louis Armstrong? Pete pete Miles Davis. Pam pam One. Jim jim Chet ...something. Pam pam Half. Jim jim The point is Pam, is there are jobs- Pete pete Dizzy Gillespie. Pam pam Also good. Jim jim And there are hobbies. I love baseball more than anything, but you don't see me try to get on the Mets. Pete pete You don't! Tom tom Pete couldn't make the Mets. She's at Pratt. You played JV baseball. Will you lighten up a little bit? Jim jim I'm just calling it like I see it. Pete pete I don't know if I'm gonna make any money with art. Pam pam Pam, don't worry about it. Jim jim I mean it's a very competitive field. But I have a professor who says I have a lot of promise, and if I don't try now, I never will. So... Pam pam Guys, what is going on?! [Pete and Tom burst out in laughter] Jim jim We pranked you! Tom tom It was Pam's idea. Pam was the mastermind. Pete pete ... Got you. Pam pam That was killer. I was so close to blowing it. Pete pete Let's see how well you know your Big Red history. Andy andy Bring it. Dwight dwight Who was Cornell's eighth president? Andy andy Dale Raymond Corson! Dwight dwight Mm, I'm sorry that's incorrect. Cornell's seventh president was in fact, James A. Perkins. [writes in a notebook] Comprehension skills, sub-par. Andy andy Hmm, interviewing skills, sub-par. [writes in a notebook] Dwight dwight What are you writing? Can't even give Cornell your full attention? Andy andy On the contrary, I'm helping Cornell. By evaluating their interviewers. Dwight dwight Nobody wants ...that, to happen. Andy andy Well, when they get my evaluation we'll see if they're interested. Dwight dwight "Applicant is attempting to blackmail interviewer, showing low moral character." Andy andy "Interviewer is threatening applicant with an arbitrary review process." Dwight dwight "Applicant is wasting everyone's time with stupid and inane accusations." Andy andy "Interviewer has suspect motives." Dwight dwight "Applicant has a head shaped like a trapezoid." Andy andy "Interviewer has turned off applicant's interest in Cornell, and they are going to go to the vastly superior Dartmouth." Ever heard of it? I think I have everything I need. Dwight dwight I have everything I need- [talking over each other] Andy andy And you will be hearing from the - Dwight dwight And you will be hearing from - Andy andy -Cornell Application Department, Dwight dwight which I will not be a part of- Andy andy And you will not be pleased with the result. [pulls table away from Andy] Dwight dwight And YOU will not be pleased with the result! Andy andy And your affiliation with Cornell - Dwight dwight And your affiliation with Cornell - Andy andy Will end completely! Dwight dwight Will end completely! Andy andy [has won the table war] That is all sir, you may go. Dwight dwight [Michael and Holly cautiously pass each other] There's another dolly in the truck, Mike. You could take more than that lamp. Darryl darryl For the record, I wanted go another direction. Which was way better. Pam pam Well, I'll be the judge of that. What do you got? Jim jim Okay. I lost my engagement ring in ceramics class. Left it in my smock. I had this whole thing where I go back to class, wrongly accuse another girl. Look I even used makeup to put a ring around my finger, you can hardly see it, it's very subtle. Pam pam That is good. Jim jim Thank you. Pam pam Truthfully anything would have been better than that prank. [laughs] Oh, text message from my brother. "Pam cool. Welcome to the family." Jim jim Oh. Hey how about at Thanksgiving we prank Tom about being bald? Pam pam This is the last of it. Darryl darryl Oh that's mine actually. Um, maybe put it back in the truck. Michael michael You're not staying? Darryl darryl You know I have some things I need to do this weekend. I just remembered, so, I'll just ride back with you. Michael michael But you want me to put it back in the truck. Darryl darryl I'll be down in just a second. [into house] Holly? Michael michael So um... I think I'm gonna go back with Darryl [Holly hugs Michael] Okay. [they kiss goodbye.] Goodbye. Michael michael Okay. Bye. Holly holly I know it's hard Mike. Break-ups hurt. Darryl darryl We didn't break up. Michael michael Looked like it. Sometimes when I'm down like this, it helps to sing the blues. Darryl darryl Okay. Michael michael [bluesy] Da na na na na... da na na na na... Darryl darryl That's a really pretty song. Michael michael Da na na na na. No, no, check it out, look. Da na na na na... want to do that? Darryl darryl Okay. Michael michael That's when you hit me with what's getting you down, okay? Darryl darryl Okay. Michael michael Da na na na na. Darryl darryl Da na na na na. Michael michael Da na na na na. Darryl darryl Da na na na na. Michael michael No, wait. You're, you're supposed to... Never mind. Da na na na na. Darryl darryl Da na na na na. Michael michael Da na na na na. Darryl darryl Da na na na na. Michael michael Da na na na na!! Darryl darryl Da na na na na!! Michael michael Da na na na na . Darryl darryl [deeper] Da na na na na. Michael michael Yeah! Da na na na na. Darryl darryl [deeper] Da na na na na. Michael michael YEAH! Da na na na na. Darryl darryl [blues singer] Da na na na na... Michael michael [Whistling, enters office in farmer overalls] I thought I'd come in casual today. Man, I'm hungry. Anyone else feel like a beet? Andy andy Where did you get those? Dwight dwight What, these? Bernard Farms. Best beets in the state. Andy andy I see what you are doing. But I do not know where you are going with this. Dwight dwight Well you will. Soon as you visit, my new beet farm. [attempts to bite into a raw beet, beet is too hard] You're supposed to cook these, aren't you? Andy andy [scoffs] Cornell. [easily bites into a beet] Dwight dwight We'll miss you. Oscar oscar Well, I'll be around. Holly holly [chuckling] Isn't it a seven-hour drive? Oscar oscar It's not that bad. But if I'm really jonesing to see you guys, I can always fly. Holly holly I don't know if it'll be shorter to fly. [Holly gasps] You have to drive to Boston, right? That's an hour and a half. Get there an hour before the flight. Now you're up two and a half hours. The flight to Philadelphia is an hour fifteen. It's another two and a half hour drive to Scranton, assuming there's no traffic, because.... Oscar oscar [interrupting Oscar] Well, I just want to say goodbye. [hugs Oscar] Holly holly Okay. Oscar oscar Okay. Holly holly Bye. Oscar oscar Well, Hol, this is it. Kevin kevin Yeah, okay. [extends hand to Kevin] Holly holly [outstretches arms for a hug, Holly reluctantly complies] Kevin kevin [whispers in Holly's ear, Holly reacts with horrified look] Kevin kevin [pushing Kevin away] Um, yeah, that's not gonna happen. Holly holly Yeah, but you have to admit it would be wild. Kevin kevin So, you're dumping Michael? Smart. Kelly kelly No, we're gonna do the long-distance thing. Holly holly Oh! You guys are gonna keep dating? That's so romantic! Kelly kelly Yeah, thanks. Holly holly I almost quit my job so I could be closer to Bob, and we're in the same building. Phyllis phyllis Oh, well....look, we could always call, or email, or write. I should get all your email addresses. Holly holly Yes, we'll email you, and then you'll have our addresses. Angela angela [talking head] It's a little sad. Michael and I just started dating. He wants me to stay and get a job around here as a baker. Or a baker's helper. Holly holly [talking head] This is gonna be awesome. This is gonna be awesome. I've decided that on my drives to Nashua, I am going to learn French, the language of love. And on my drives back, I am going to learn Spanish; what the cleaning crew speaks. Michael michael [talking head] I'm driving them up for five times what I would've made at work. I thought I made a good deal. [expression changes from smiling to downcast] Then I realized I'm gonna be trapped in a truck with Mike all day. Darryl darryl [playing cat's cradle with Holly] Okay, am I grabbing this one? Michael michael [chuckling] No, that's not what you're grabbing. Holly holly [laughs] Michael michael Put....okay.... Holly holly [driving truck] Hey, y'all are not gonna be playing these little private games all the way. Darryl darryl Sorry, Darryl. Holly holly It's like Driving Miss Daisy, you know? Darryl darryl All right. Holly holly You gotta include me in the conversation. Darryl darryl Fair enough. Michael michael If you don't mind. Darryl darryl Okay, okay. What kind of car games did you play in the 'hood? Michael michael I got a game. Cow surfing. Darryl darryl Cow surfing? Michael michael Spot a cow, last person to say "Jackson Five" has to get on its back and ride it. Darryl darryl Really? Michael michael Were there even cows where you grew up? Holly holly Everybody got a government cow. Darryl darryl Cow surfing. [spots a cow out the window] Okay, here we go, there's a cow. Michael michael [in unison] Jackson Five! {Holly} & {Darryl} holly darryl Oh, shoot! Okay. All right. All right. [throws up hands] Pull it over. Here we go. Michael michael Here we go. Go get him, Mike! Darryl darryl [reaching to open door] I'm gonna do it. Michael michael [grabs Michael's arm] No, Michael. It's not a real game. Holly holly Then why did you say "Jackson Five?" Darryl darryl The man has a point. Michael michael Darryl.... Holly holly All right, I made it up. Darryl darryl [visibly shocked] What? Why? Michael michael Because I wanted you to like me. Darryl darryl [gasps] I do! Hey, come on! Michael michael [trying not to laugh] Okay. Darryl darryl Jackson Five. Michael michael [both laugh hysterically at portable DVD player on dashboard while Darryl drives, looking miserable] {Holly} & {Michael} holly michael [makes sudden sharp turn to the left, causing DVD player to fall out open window, then grins to camera] Darryl darryl [rubbing noses with Holly] You're the one. Michael michael No, you. Holly holly You are. Michael michael You are. Holly holly No, you are. Michael michael You are more. Holly holly [rubs face in exasperation] Darryl darryl You're the best. Michael michael You're better. Holly holly You're better. You're better than my best. Michael michael You're better than betterest. Holly holly [plants kisses all over Michael's face] Holly holly Here we go. Michael michael Hold your breath! Holly holly Okay, Ready? Michael michael [setting stopwatch] Go. Darryl darryl [both inhale deeply and lock lips while holding their breath] {Michael} & {Holly} michael holly [looks to camera for several seconds] At least it's quiet. Darryl darryl Watch this. Darryl, watch this. Michael michael Look, Darryl, lip up. Holly holly [kiss each other while puffing their cheeks and mumbling] {Michael} & {Holly} michael holly Down, and give me 50! Holly holly [in unison while kissing with mouths closed] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten! {Michael} & {Holly} michael holly Hey, you know what would be fun? Like, sleeping. Darryl darryl Yeah Michael michael You know. Darryl darryl [hugging Michael] Oh, snuggles! Holly holly Yeah. Right, snuggle time. Michael michael Snuggles. Holly holly There you go. Darryl darryl [makes squeaking sounds] Michael michael Spooning. Holly holly Here's what I was thinking. The following weekend, I drive up. Michael michael Mmm hmm. Holly holly We get right in the car, we pop up to Montreal. It's like another seven hours. Michael michael Ooh! Holly holly Speak. Michael michael We could stay in a cozy B&B with a fireplace? Holly holly Absolutely. Oh, and you know what, Darryl? You are invited to go as well. Michael michael Oh, thanks. Thanks. No. Darryl darryl Come on, it'll be fun. Michael michael Thank you. Thank you. No. Darryl darryl [emerging from convenience store with two ice cream sundaes] Hey, look at that. Fun, right? Michael michael Mmm. Holly holly Mmm mmm! Remember the 15-scooper we had last week? Wasn't that good? I was Scooperman, you were Scoopy-Doo. Remember what you said? You were laughing. Michael michael Yeah. Holly holly Say what you said. Michael michael No, Michael. I don't....[mimicking Scooby-Doo] I'm gonna puke! Holly holly [laughs] I'll save you! I'm Superman! Scooperman! Michael michael Darryl didn't want any? Holly holly I didn't ask. Michael michael We want the same things. Michael michael I know, but from seven hours away. Holly holly That is a lucky number. Seven. 7-Up. Seven dwarfs. Michael michael Michael.... Holly holly Seven deadly sins. It's a sign. Michael michael Hey, y'all wanna hear some loud music or something? Darryl darryl I'm an atheist. Did you know that? I don't know your religion. There are so many conversations that we haven't even had yet. Holly holly Hey, look, Pennsylvania license plate! That's crazy! All the way out here! Who can name all the states? Darryl darryl [standing with Holly next to "Welcome to New Hampshire" sign] Oh, it's really cold here. Michael michael Oh, it's just later. Holly holly Yeah. Michael michael [holding camera] Here we go. Darryl darryl [starts to cry] Can we have another? I think I blinked. Michael michael [unlocking front door] This is me here. Holly holly Oh, you have your own entrance. That's nice. Michael michael Stairs. Oh, man.... Darryl darryl He's just trying to push your buttons. Angela angela I don't care, so it doesn't matter. Andy andy Great, then it doesn't matter. Angela angela You don't think he could get in, though....right? I mean, I don't care, but I just don't see how he could. I doubt he could get in. Andy andy [reverently] He is fiercely intelligent. Angela angela I don't care either way, so....shut up. Andy andy He's just.... Angela angela [in parking lot on cell phone] Don't tell me to calm down, Dad! [grunts] Don't do that! Oh, God, of all people, I thought you would understand. You're an alum. This guy, he's....he's poking the bear! [listens briefly] Yeah, okay, I'll see you at Thanksgiving. Hi to Mom. Bye. Andy andy Why are you doing this to Andy? Angela angela You once told me that Andy and I had different strengths. Well, he can't do what I can do. I can get into Cornell, but he doesn't know how to make food and shelter from a golden retriever. Dwight dwight [looks at Dwight disgustedly and sighs] Even if you do somehow get in, that's not going to make me leave Andy. Angela angela No, but it'll make you respect him less. Dwight dwight [sighs] Yes, that's true. Angela angela