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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Can you confirm that the straps are tight?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes. But this [pulls at straight jacket] seems to be...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>And now, the chains.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>A lot of people think that magic camp is just for kids. And that's why so many other people in my class were kids. Self fulfilling prophecy. It's um, it's really for anybody with a dream and a belief in magic and a little extra time after school.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>MAGIC MAGIC Magic Magic magic magic... And now, Michael the Magic, will attempt to escape from extreme bondage. [Kevin giggles] Can he do it? I don't see how he can.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I know how. Dislocate his shoulder and slip his arm out from underneath.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. No. Everyone, now count down with me. THREE!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sorry, quick thing. Is it true that if you can't get out, you don't want anyone to help you?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I will get out. Oh yes, I will.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>So we shouldn't help you, no matter how much you might beg and plead?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. Alright, this is getting hot. So let's just do this. Ok, ready? Three, two, one, go. [Michael spits out key, Jim covers it with his foot.]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>AHHHH!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is everything ok, Michael?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I cannot tell you how I plan to escape. Other than by using magic. That is the magician's code. Separately, on an unrelated note, if you happen to find a small brass key...</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Alright.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[trumpet sounds]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ready? Come on guys. Early worm gets the worm.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Another worm? Like, are they friends?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's early bird gets the worm.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Pam, would you smell my breath?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, no.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Let me smell. [Michael breathes at Dwight] Good, not great.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>"Michael, you go to parties all the time, why is tonight so special?" Well, tonight is so special because my boss's boss's boss, the CFO, not his initials, common mistake, is having a little shindig for all the managers in the company. And Jan and I are going as a couple. For the first time. So it's kind of our coming out party. Really. And that is why tonight is so special.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jimbo, last chance to carpool.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh no thanks, I think Karen and I will take my car.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sure? Might be a good idea.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Go in together, could save some gas, have some fun, long trip.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thanks.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Play some games?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh. Um. I think we're good.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I spy?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why don't I wanna go? Didn't expect to need a reason, so let me think here. Um. I don't know any of these people. It's an obligation. I don't like talking paper in my free time, or in my work time. And, did I use the word pointless?</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thanks for inviting me along.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, sure. Really didn't give it any thought. Wait, should you be going? [phone rings] Heh-woh you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, Buttercup.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I am on my way. I should be there in about 15...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Let's just blow this party off.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's what she said.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Am I on speaker phone?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, yes you are.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is anybody else in the...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hello, Jan.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hi, Dwight. Ok, Michael, take me off speaker phone.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No problem. [doesn't turn off speakerphone]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok. Let's just go to a motel...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>...and just like rip into each other like we did on that black sand beach in Jamaica.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok. Jan. Jan? This party is actually a really big step for us. So, I...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Still on speaker?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ummm... I don't know.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Are camera's there?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Maybe.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>See you soon.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ok.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Talk to you later, Jan.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Alright. Bye.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey, Michael left early, so a bunch of us are going to go to Poor Richard's for happy hour. You should come.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I can't. My brother, he just unloaded the jet ski's and kinda took a bath, so... we're going to go get hammered.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ok, well, we're going to a bar. Hey. You have to come to stuff with me. I'm serious! If you're going to be my boyfriend, you have to do boyfriend things.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ok.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I have decided that I'm going to be more honest. I'm going to tell people what I want. Directly. So, look out world, cause ol' Pammy is getting what she wants. And, don't call me Pammy.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Beauty. Thank you sir!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Salad.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You dressed exactly like the servants.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Shut up. Ok, change shirts with me.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Wait. I don't think yours will fit me.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I don't care. Oh, wow. Here. Don't put my jacket. Don't give me that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That would have been really embarrassing.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Crisis averted.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ok.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, that duck is so cute.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey Pam.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey guys.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oscar. Angela.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hi.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Actually, it's polite to arrive early. And smart. Only really good friends show up early. Ergo de facto. Go to a party really early. Become a really good friend.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, um, potato salad.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It's from both of us.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, it's not.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Wonderful, let's, ah, see where we can put this. Ok.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, you probably want to leave the cover on until the guests get here.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It's been sitting in my car all day. Sun beating down on the mayonnaise. Just, you never know.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Kevin, you and Stacy set a date yet?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh my God, when is it?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's complicated. I would appreciate some space on this.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey. You made it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You said it was important, so... How's it going?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's up, Pam.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kenny</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">kenny</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey Kenny, sorry about the jet skis.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You guys, uh, want a round, on me?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Everyone</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="meta">everyone</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah? Get you a drink.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thanks man.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kenny</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">kenny</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No thank you, Roy.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, you know that line on the top of the shrimp? That's feces.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What are you looking for? You bring dip?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm sure that it's catered. I need you to sign these, Michael. It's a waver of some of your rights. You should read it carefully. It releases the company in the event that our relationship, in your opinion or in reality, interferes with work. You get a copy, I get a copy, and a third copy goes to HR.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Awesome. I'm going to frame mine. I could frame yours too.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You realize this is a legal document that says you can't sue the company.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Over our love.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I've never told you that I love you.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You don't have to, Jan. This contract says it all.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I am taking a calculated risk. What's the upside? I overcome my nausea, fall deeply in love, babies, normalcy, no more self loathing. Downside? I, uh, date Michael Scott publicly and collapse in on myself like a dying star.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's this over the "i"?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's a heart.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why is this so hard? That's what she said. Oh my God. What am I saying?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I love this woman!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, no. Michael, please. Michael, please.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do you ever watch Battlestar Galactica?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dan Gore</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">dan-gore</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No? Then you are an idiot.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hello Michael.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Rachel</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">rachel</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Rachel. Boy, you clean up good. Place looks great with all the lights on. And everything. Actually looks bigger with people in it. It's weird. So...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jan, glad you could make it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">david-wallace</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Of course, of course, David. Do you remember Michael Scott?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Of course I do.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">david-wallace</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>From the Scranton Branch.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jan and I are lovers. It feels so good to finally say that out loud.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>David, can I, um, speak to you privately for just a moment, please.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Excuse me.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Rachel</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">rachel</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[looks at beers] Oh. [Starts to walk away, turns around] No. Actually, one of these is supposed to be a lite.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, sorry.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Bartender</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">bartender</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>So did the merger go smoothly, or?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Man</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">man</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It did. Like butter. Mike Myers, SNL. You should ask Karen, she was one of them.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm the only one left. Everyone else was either fired or quit. And there is one in Anger Management.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, but you're great now, right? We're all great. Aren't we great?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We're good. [Michael tries to kiss Jan] Michael, stop. Please stop that, ok?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Can I get anyone anything, or?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Rachel</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">rachel</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I could go for an appeteaser.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Martini please.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Bagel bites or something.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Rachel, your house is beautiful.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Rachel</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">rachel</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's the square footage?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>About 5,000.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">david-wallace</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Does that include the garage?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dwight, wow. That's not appropriate.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm just...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">david-wallace</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's a common question.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>David, how much did this house cost?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>These old colonials are great, when they're sound. I'd love to take a look around.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'll show you around.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Rachel</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">rachel</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Cool, let's start with the banisters.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, do you see that guy behind you in the blue blazer against the wall?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yep.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's Drake. And just so you know, I don't want to be weird or anything, but we use to date.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, ok. Cool. Thanks for telling me.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>And it didn't end well.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Gotcha. Alright.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>This was a gift from Lee Iacocca. Twenty year old, single malt scotch.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">david-wallace</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Here is to Mr. Iacocca and his failed experiment, the De Lorean. [takes sip, coughs violently]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You ok?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. Do you have any ice?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sure.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">david-wallace</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>How about some Splenda?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>One, two, three, up Jenkins! Down Jenkins. Oh, I think I heard the quarter over here.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Where?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kenny</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">kenny</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>On this side.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, it is definitely under one of these hands. [points to Meredith and Kelly's hands]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I think I heard it on Roy's side.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, it is here.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[tapping Meredith and Kelly's hands] Not here. Not here. Not here. Not here.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good thing you didn't listen to me.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, close one.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[points at one of Stanley's hands and one of Pam's] Not here. Not here. It's either here or here. [Stares at Pam] Not here. [Points at Stanley's hand].</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>YES!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kenny</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">kenny</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nice job.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I can read you like a book.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh yeah?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You can't keep anything from me.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey Creed.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Student #1</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">student</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey! What are you guys doing here?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're the man buddy.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Student #2</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">student</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I run a small fake ID company from my car with a laminating machine I swiped from the sheriff's station.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Huh. [Bangs on wall] Yeah, these studs are way too far apart. What's in here? [Opens door].</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, that's a guest room.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">rachel</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Just the one window?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[phone rings] Oh. I must get that. You'll have to excuse me.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Rachel</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">rachel</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Are those real pearls?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, yes.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Rachel</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">rachel</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[tests smoke detector] Good.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, it was nice meeting you guys. Take care.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, if you're wondering why his wife was staring daggers at me, it's because I kinda saw him for a little bit while they were separated.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh. Hadn't noticed.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Really? I thought it was so obvious. I'm glad it didn't make you uncomfortable.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, it was before I knew you so, its fine.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>This one really smells like vanilla. Check that out.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's nice.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You and the misses should join us at Sandals Jamaica next Christmas.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I, Michael, I think David probably wants to spend Christmas here with his family.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh yeah, they don't allow kids at Sandals. They are persona non gratis... there. But it's fun. It's an awesome place. You would not believe how low this girl can limbo.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Crazy.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm sorry. You're just going to have to excuse us for just a couple minutes.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok. Excuse me. What's going on? What is it?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sorry. Michael, come here. Just, just, just, just. [kisses Michael]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What are you doing?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Don't you know what I'm doing?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">jan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, but you could tell me. What... What is that? Why are you? Why are we going in the bathroom? I thought this is where you liked your privacy.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Shut up.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What has gotten into you?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Come on.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, no, no.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Come on, let's go back to the party.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Just let me loosen my dress.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Don't take that dress. Stop it, Jan.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, no, no, means please don't. Please.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Slam me up against the wall, right here.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm not going to slam you up against the wall.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, please.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're acting inappropriate. Jan.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, I'm acting inappropriate? Get out.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Here. [hands Pam a duck stuffed animal]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, where have you been all night? I was looking forward to hanging out with you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I was...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, don't you have a daughter?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[takes duck back] Yes.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh good, you're up. Hey, who makes this chair?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know, it was here when I was born.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Child</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">child</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I want one. It's got good solid construction. Comfortable. What is this? Oak?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Child</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">child</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What do you know?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>God, I hate these parties. Do you want to sneak out back and shoot some hoops? Meet me outside in two minutes.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">david-wallace</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok. Oh, um, don't mention that you and I are dating cause I think he might still have feelings for me.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wallace? What the hell, have you dated like every guy here? [Karen smiles and gives herself away] Wow. Ok. You got me.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I so got you.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>So, none of them?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Of course not. I mean, you're kind of like, my first.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Really?</QuoteText>
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<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh my God, it's so easy. Fun.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey Jan.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Not too good.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Did you get a chance to try Michael's homemade potato salad?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Rachel</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">rachel</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Rachel thinks that I brought homemade potato salad and I just picked it up at the supermarket. It's funny. I wish I could make potato salad that good. It's just potatoes and mayonnaise. There is something wrong with Jan.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's ah, what's with Jan and Michael?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">david-wallace</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know. Where to begin? My ball.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>The chimney is in decent shape. Not great. I found some termite damage in a crawl space and some structural flaws in the foundation so all in all, it was a pretty fun cocktail party.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I want us to make it. I want a fresh start.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's awesome. That's what I want.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I didn't do anything. Ask anyone, I totally could have and I didn't at all.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Just listen. Remember that casino night about a month before we were supposed to get married? I kissed Jim.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>He told me how he felt and I guess I had feelings too, and we kissed.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jim came on to you?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Just listen.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, I am listening! That's the problem I am listening!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Don't yell!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Don't yell?!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>This is over.</QuoteText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, you're right. This is so over. You kidding me, Pam!? Come on! God!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Damn jet skis!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kenny</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">kenny</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Our first fight. If this is about what happened in the bathroom, there was no place to cuddle...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I feel sick.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You didn't have any of the potato salad did you?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, we were good when we were just running around, you know, in secret. It was wrong and it was exciting. Maybe it was a mistake to take it public.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, if that's the way you feel, my lady, then you have hurt me greatly.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Please don't cry.</QuoteText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm not going to cry. I feel like it but I am not going to. Why don't you just take your stupid love contract and tear it up into a million little pieces.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It was never a love contract, Michael and besides, I have already given a copy to David and it would be just as embarrassing to get it back as I was handing it to him.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I want the house, Jan. I want the picket fence. I want the ketchup fights and the tickling, and the giggling.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I didn't mean it. I was...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Whatever.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Tired. I'm tired. And I didn't eat enough. And, and, that's all. That was it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jan</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's all, you didn't mean it?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's all. I didn't mean it. That's all. I'm just saying I didn't mean it.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I love you, Jan.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Don't break up you guys, you're great together.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Are they going to call the cops?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, I paid them off.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kenny</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">kenny</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jet ski money?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>All of it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kenny</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">kenny</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm gonna kill Jim Halpert.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I think it's great that Jim's invited. It's important to have contact with the New York execs, or they'll think everyone here is like Mi...chael.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Points to Pam's painting of the building] [laughs] You gotta sign that.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[laughs]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No you gotta put your name in the corner. I've seen that artist do that. Its good too, cause like you can know who paints what, you know.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, are you going to Poor Richard's?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know, you?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Maybe.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm going and so are both of you. We're all going.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, isn't there some rule against inter-office dating?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[whispering] I am not doing your dirty work for you.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I hear whispering.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok, so promise that you'll wait till we leave the parking lot before you go to the bar.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes boss.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>See ya Pam.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oscar, Angela? I didn't think you guys would come.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why wouldn't we come?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Because of reasons...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Are there carbs in vodka?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey folks, what can I get you? Oh, hey Meredith.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Waiter</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">waiter</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Another vodka?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Waiter</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">waiter</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. Jack, these are my co-workers.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sup?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[pointing to each correct person] Ryan, Pam, Stanley, Kelly, Kevin, Creed. How'd I do?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Waiter</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">waiter</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hmm, come here much?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>These wings are all fat and bone.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>This place is disgusting. [They smile at each other]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why would the architect design stairs this wide? Was there an obese family in here before you?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know that. I'm sure the architect passed away many years ago.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Rachel</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">rachel</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>How convenient.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I am attracted to weird, wrong men. I dated a violent karate instructor and then an unemployed fireman. Life has been complicated. I've made some decisions that I'm not proud of; my marriage, being overly litigious with my family. I orgasm fairly easily. Michael was kind of like my dirty secret, you know, having sex with him, oh I was just turned on by my own degradation. Um, why, anyway, I was told by somebody recently that I respect that I'm old enough to have a mature relationship, and that's what this whole evening is about and I have high hopes.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[at the door] Hi Ryan.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Melissa</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">melissa</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>How are you doing? I've, I've missed you.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Melissa</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">melissa</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I've missed you too...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Don't you remember me?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Melissa</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">melissa</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Um, you ah, you gotta give me a hint. Um, did you meet me at the gym?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Melissa</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">melissa</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[still at the table] Who the hell is Ryan talking to?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[at the door] Are you a client of Dunder Mifflin.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Melissa</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">melissa</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[at the table] Oh, not again. Melissa!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Daddy.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Melissa</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">melissa</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wait for my outside. [To Ryan] She is sixteen years old. What is wrong with you?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, okay. Stanley, let me explain to you what happened.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, no, no, no.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>She came right up to me just like she did when you brought her into work.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, no, no. You planned this whole thing boy. I'll snatch your spine out your back.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Space shuttle. Which one? Oh, Atlantis. Good thing it's not the Discovery. You play soccer?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What a weird day. I don't understand it, but you don't get to understand everyday of your life. Maybe five, ten days a year, I'll get home and I will have no idea what the hell just happened. Guess everybody has days like that. Sometimes they're the nicest ones. Still, I think there might be something wrong with Jan.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
</SceneList>
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