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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[phone ringing] You gonna answer that, Kev?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, right. Thanks. [reading off index card] Dunder Mifflin, this is Kevin. Please hold while I transfer you. [cupping the mouthpiece, yelling] Oscar, your mom!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Charles is having Kevin cover the phones for a while. How do I say this diplomatically? [pause] I think Kevin is doing exactly as well as anyone might have expected someone like him to perform in a position like that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Please hold. [cupping mouthpiece and holding out the phone] Andy! Phone call.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No. [Andy gets up from his desk] Stay there. Kev, thought we nailed the whole transfer thing earlier.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, I wrote it on my hand... but then I washed it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It is transfer, extension, and then transfer again.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay. Andy, get ready. [muttering] Transfer. Extension. Transfer.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Here we go. [Meredith's phone rings. Jim and Andy groan.]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, man!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It is 1-3-4, Kev! [Kevin runs to the phone]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Kev, c'mon.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hustle!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hold it.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You are murdering the Nard-dog!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You're bad at this too!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[running to the phone] Just... don't answer that call!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Just transfer the damn call.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Your call is very important to us. Ple-[Andy's phone rings]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey-o! [applauding and cheering]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Way to go.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>My maid died.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>Today is my first day at my new job at Michael Scott Paper Company Incorporated. You know, Apple Computers started in a garage. And we're starting in a condo. So we already have a leg up on Apple. [picks up piece of mail] Look, it's official! [door opens, Michael is in a bath robe]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, good. My hooker's here. [laughs] Hi.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Michael, you were expecting me, right?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes I was. Yes I was.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Are you wearing anything under the robe?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That is inappropriate, Pam. Come on in.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>This looks great, Michael.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you. Would you like some french toast?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, please.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What shape?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>... Square is fine.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Alright.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Just want to fill you in on a few details. As you know, I will be running the branch while we search for Michael's replacement. So please feel free to come to me with any questions or concerns. [Kelly raises hand] Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Where will you be staying while you're in Scranton?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Eh, uh, in a hotel.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Charles, where were you born?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Actually, I meant questions more about the day-to-day operations of the company. Kay. [Andy raises hand] Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>How are operations of the company? Just, day-to day.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, let's go over non-discretionary cuts. Okay, guys? [Charles sees Stanley with his crossword, Charles stares and he puts it away] Thank you. So, umm...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[whispering] Would you please stop that?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You're breathing very heavily.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>This is how I breathe.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No it's not.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>If you want to tell me -</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, Jim Halpert. I need your eyes up front.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh no. I was just -</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No. Hey, hey. I just want to hear "yes".</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>... Yes.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Good. As I was saying...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh no! The new boss does not find Jim adorable! Ohhhh! [smiles]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So, what do you say we get started?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>After breakfast.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm full.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So how you feeling about the new company?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I feel good. [sees a huge pile of French toast] Wow.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You excited? About the new company?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah. I'm excited to start the company.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>After breakfast.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We did that. So, what's next? Michael, just stop for a second. [reaches out to take the whisk] Michael. Stop for a second.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, I'm whipping them.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, I know you are.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Just let go.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Just let me have... Oh.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Let go, please. Just gimmee -</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Fine! [eggs splatter all over his robe] Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I can't do this! This is pathetic, isn't it? I am such an idiot. I gave up the only job I ever loved to do this? I have egg in my Crocs.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I never see him drink. I never see him eat.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I don't think he even uses the bathroom.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, he does. He does.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[doing situps] I feel weak today. Felt much stronger yesterday. Like Benjamin Button in reverse.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You know, Michael. When I feel overwhelmed -</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm not overwhelmed, Pam.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I know! No, I'm saying that when I feel overwhelmed, something I like to do is make a list. Make a list of things to do and then start with the easy stuff.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Whatever calms you down.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, first, work out. And, hey! Look! You did that. Check. [Michael doing leg lifts] Eat an enormous breakfast. Check.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Don't patronize me, Pam.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I think you should get dressed.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Michael, that seems impossible.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It's totally impossible!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We need to come up with one realistic thing that we could do today.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Assemble a sales team. A dream team.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Great.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, Ryan.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No. What? Why?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>He's everything I'm not and everything I am. He's the whole package.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No. We're not gonna hire Ryan.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Umm... Oh! Vikram! Best salesman I've ever met.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Alright.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Cool!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Next on the list - open the mail.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh. Wow. "Michael Scott Paper Company." Okay. Very official. "Dear Mr. Scott. Please be advised that it is in violation of your condominium agreement to conduct a business headquartered in your residence. The penalty, a forfeiture of residence."</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, okay. It's fine. It's fine. We're just gonna add "find office"...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Next on the list -- song parodies.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay. Okay. "Achey Breaky Fart."</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Great. Let's sing it in the car.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No! No No. No. "My Stumps." Like "My Humps" but a guy with no legs.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yep. Yep. That's Pele.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I know. Yes I do.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>From Argentina.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Wow.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Sounds fun.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Let's... eh... see ya.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Where are we going?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes we do. So, get excited. But I have to go the bathroom real quick. If you'll excuse me, be right back. [gets out of the car] Ah, okay.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>He seems really confident.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>He can be.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey. I would like a pair of size nine, please. [Ryan is working at the bowling alley] It's Michael.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes. Yes, it's possible.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael! What's going on?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, Ryan.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>This wasn't on the list.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes, it is.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It's not.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It is.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[looks at list] When did you add this to the list?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sixty thousand dollars a year.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You get paid by the year at the bowling alley?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What do you make, secretary?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Back to work, shoe bitch!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I told you guys, I'm really busy here, so...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Would you like to come to work for the Michael Scott Paper Company?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What size shoes are you guys?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, nine.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What are those, a men's ten?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Ryan grabs some shoes] Look what he's doing.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What is he doing?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>He's stealing them. Okay, okay.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh my God.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sorry!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Where is it?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Right here.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, c'mon, guys. These are prime selling hours, you know.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Miner - [kicking a piece of trash]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, there he goes.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>...sees his partner -</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yikes.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Halpert. He looks up!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Aw, man.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh! Goal!</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Aw, man, I can't wait to play with you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Aw, it's gonna be the [softly] worst.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do you guys want to hear about Thailand?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh yeah.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sure.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It was indescribable.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sounds awesome.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Beat.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What sort of investing club is this?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Vikram, you ask a lot of questions and I like that. Hey, Nana! Hi!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[mouthing to camera] Nana?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well I'm sure that you must all have very, very busy schedules, so I appreciate you meeting with us here today. What this is is a business that I have worked toward my entire life. Hey! [snaps in front of sleeping old man] I have assembled what I believe to be the most exciting, sought-after talent in the industry today. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the dream team. From our very own Scranton, Pennsylvania - Pam Beesly. Pretty Pam is always reaching for the stars and someday, she may just surprise us all and grab one. Meet Vikram. From his humble beginnings as a - stay standing - from his humble beginnings as a prominent surgeon, he risked it all to become the most successful telemarketer in the lipophedrene industry. And do not call it a comeback. The youngest vice president in the history of Dunder Mifflin, and recent bowling alley employee, Ryan Howard is about to make a splash in paper.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>So let's hear it.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay. I have spent the last 15 years learning the ins and outs of the paper industry. With a lean, mean fighting crew and low overhead, I think I can perform the same business at a much, much higher rate of profit.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>How do you expect to turn a profit in this economy?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's your mission statement?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mmmm-My mission is stated as follows:</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>C'mon, Oscar. What positions do people play?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wing.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wag.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jim. What do you play?</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Left.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Forward or half?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Forward, definitely.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, striker, huh?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Striker!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Let's see what you got in those legs!</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Alright! Let's do it.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Alright. [Dwight blows whistle in Jim's face] No, no, no. That's supposed to be the kickoff.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Kickoff. [to camera] My strategy is to touch the ball as little as possible. Chalk it up to teamwork. [to team] Alright! [clapping]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>And I offer same day, free delivery.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael, I don't know about this.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nana. [softly] I really think that Papa would want you to do this.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm not so sure.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>See, this is what concerns me.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We could just give him a chance. It's not much money.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well... this might not be the right time, but I need more than I originally asked for.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>This isn't a handout club. It's an investment club!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I love you, Michael. I do.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>But no. I mean it. No.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I thought Nana raised some good questions. What kind of a name is Nana?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It means grandmother.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, sweet Jesus. Look, I'm sorry to do this, but can you drop me back at the telemarketing building?</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know, Michael? You want to succeed? You got to apply the same- [Michael slams door]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Get 'im, Jim! C'mon, tough D, Jim. [Charles kicks, ball hits Phyllis in the nose]</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, my God! Oh wow. Jim, what the?</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Phyllis, Phyllis.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Phyllis, are you okay? Are, you okay?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[muffled] No, I swallowed a crown.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why'd you duck, Jim?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, I'm just gonna go get some ice.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Does that make you feel better? Huh?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="recurring">charles</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm sorry, Phyllis.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, yeah. Jim's sorry.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Charles</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">charles</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do you get TNT? The station? Do you get TNT?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. I have cable and satellite as a backup. [to Pam] Yeah, I know. Two not-so-great things in a row. Ehhhh, well. Stuff happens, right? At least we got Ryan. The Rye-guy. We should call him Rye bread. We don't have to call him that. Unless you like it. We could call him that.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I can't do this.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's that?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I can't do this. I had a real job. I sat ten feet away from my fiance. I had health benefits. I was just feeling impulsive. I should have gotten a tiny tattoo on my ankle.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Blech.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I just keep getting bored. And I let things build up and build up and then I - I, I do something too big, like this. Who does this?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well you know what? My mom always used to say that average people are the most special people in the world. And that's why God made so many.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We don't have any money. We don't have an office. We don't have anything.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well we should make a list. Lists are good. Lists are good. Lists are good. First on the list, let's get you out of the car. Alright. [Pam tosses list out car window] Okay...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>How come out of everyone in the office, I'm the only one that went with you? Is it because I'm that stupid? I mean, your own grandmother doesn't even believe in you!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I want you to listen to me. Because I want to tell you the situation that we are both in right now, kay? You quit your job. I quit my job. We both quit. Those are the facts. That's what happened. Now, what are our choices right now? Because you know, kiddo, you quit.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>So what are our options? Well, we can start this paper company. We can try. Or... that's it. That's our only option. Because we quit. Pam, I do my best work when people don't believe in me. I remember in high school, my math teacher told me I was gonna flunk out. And know what I did? The very next day I went out and I scored more goals than anyone else in the history of the hockey team. See what I mean? I thrive on this. I thrive on it. So I'm gonna go inside. I'm going to make some calls, I'm gonna get us an office space, and I'm going to show you why you joined this company. Okay? [Pam nods]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You gotta have some extra space. Philly, work with me here. There's gotta be some sort of secret office that you have... lurkin' around... some awesome, free, keep it off the books... Oh, no. Not there. That would be humiliating.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I did what I had to do. I stepped in. I took charge. That's what being a man is. And earlier today, I was freaking out. Pam stepped up. She was the man. Don't think a woman can be a man? Well, then that's your stereotype, not mine.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[walks into room] Okay.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I could work here. I could see this.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's right in the middle of the paper belt.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Are you good?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, I'm good. You good?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm good.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know what they say, keep your friends close. [pointing to office sign where "Dunder Mifflin" is listed right above "Michael Scott Pap"]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael, you're back.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Charles</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">charles</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, I am, Charles.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mmmhmm.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Charles</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">charles</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Except this time, you have no legal right to kick me out, because I have started my very own paper company right here in the building. If I were you, Charles Miner, I would watch your step. Because the Michael Scott Paper Company is about to open a big ol' can of whoopass on Dunder Mifflin. [Pam and Michael stare him down, he walks away] Actually a six pack. We're gonna open a six pack of whoopass. He looks scared.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
</SceneList>
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