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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey Jim. Stanley's back from the hospital today. Can you sign his card?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, great. [reads] "Glad they didn't mix up your tonsillectomy with a moustachectomy." Oh that's not good.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, because your jokes are all hilarious.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's nice. It's funny. It mentions his tonsillectomy and makes a funny little joke about his moustache.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Stanley doesn't have a moustache.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah he does.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Pam, hit the brakes. Stanley does not have a moustache. I misspoke. I'm not sure. I think he has one, now that- I think he has a moustache.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, Phyllis sits across from him every day. Phyllis, does he have a moustache or not?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, I don't know. Now I think he doesn't.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Phyllis! What are you talking- The whole card depends on this!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, the man's worked here for 25 years. How can none of us picture his face?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>'Cause we come here to do our jobs. We don't stick our noses in other people's business.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, which one of these looks more right? [holds up drawing of Stanley with and without a moustache]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Neither of those looks like any person that has ever existed or been dreamt of in the history of human insanity. That said, the one on the left.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[bell dings] Guys, that's the elevator. What if it's him?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, quick. Who says moustache? [Pam, Oscar, Dwight, and Creed raise their hands]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yep.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Who says no moustache? [Jim, Angela, and Phyllis raise their hands; Gabe enters, hiding Stanley's face]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[reveals Stanley's moustache] Ah! Ha ha ha!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>He does have a moustache.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Welcome back, Stanley. [Stanley grunts]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>"Good morning, Robert," says no one because our receptionist is in Florida. [no one responds] Pam!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh! [takes out earbuds]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is this a video conference you're having with "Drake, featuring Swizz Beatz"?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Um, no, I was just, um, just having a cup of coffee, kind of warming up for the day.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>People, you should come to work already warm. Nine to ten a.m. is the most productive potential that a human being-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sorry, sorry, everyone, I'm late! But you all are here, so no harm done at all by my lateness.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[laughing] Nellie, really, nine fifty?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, here's what happened. Seven forty-six, my alarm clock goes off. I hear it. Whack the snooze.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nine minutes. Bzz! Off it goes again. Whack! Seven more times I did that. Bzz, whack. Bzz, whack! By the time I got up, it was ten minutes ago. No willpower. That is my curse!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[laughs] I've never believed willpower was very important in a woman.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ah ha!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't think you would have shown up to work nearly an hour late for no reason.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, I assure you, I would have done. I did, and I will keep doing it.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, no, no, no. There's something going on. Some stress in your life.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, yes, uh... there is the whole moving to Scranton nonsense. Thirty boxes arrived yesterday from England and two trunks from Florida. Then I have to move in to my apartment in this dreadful, God knows where it is backwater suburb of a suburb, and I mean, no offense but are there a lot of Irish people living around here?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[in unison] Yes.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="true">{Kevin} &amp; {Meredith}</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ugh! I hate that! No offense.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>None taken.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Actually, Nellie, this monologue you're delivering is very offensive.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>oh! Ay, carumba! The natives are getting restless!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Who's a native?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, excuse me, the tone here is getting quite hostile. I would appreciate it if you would keep that stuff on the basketball court. [everyone groans]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What does that mean?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, okay.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>If you'd let me finish- Or the squash court, or the Supreme Court. Hmm?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nellie?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes, Robert!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You're clearly under a lot of... stress with the moving and the work situation you've found yourself in.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Let's help her out, shall we? Go above and beyond today to show her some of that warm Scranton hospitality. Jim. Dwight. Take the day. Help Nellie move those boxes into her new place.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why Jim?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>The rest of you, let's throw a party at the end of the day to welcome the newest member of our little community.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm sorry, we're throwing a party for someone because they're being horrible?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm sorry, we're taking work time to move someone's personal belongings into their new apartment.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm still not sure why this woman is even here.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Why is she here?</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[sings] Two crazy kids on the journey of life.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[sings] Going to Pennsylvania.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>On the road with my new girlfriend. But first, a small pit stop to break up with my current girlfriend who is at her parents' cabin in southern Pennsylvania.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh. That must be nice.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Mm-hmm. It's a beautiful place. Great place to let her down easy.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, no, no, I meant that it must be nice to have parents.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh. Hmm.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[sings] Time to have a little kiss!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mm. Sorry. Right. No kisses till the breakup is official.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I believe in that.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes. So do I.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I think that's important. That is important. Bummer, but important.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Important.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Mm-hmm.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I can't believe he's making us throw a party for her.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I know, right?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>She's always late, she's always rude...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It kinda makes me want to throw a really bad party.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>On purpose.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Phyllis!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[laughs] We should do it right here in the break room. [they giggle]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Order carrot cake. [laughter]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>...and Jessica, just so you know, this is way more about my love for Erin than anything wrong with you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, Andy, I'm upset, but you did this in the best way possible, and I knew you as a lover and I'll remember you as a gentleman. Okay, that was one minute and ten seconds.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Consider it nailed.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[vocalizing] I think we should try again. This time, worst case scenario.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, here we go. Jessica, I'm really sorry. I just need you to know-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[whining] What?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I just need you to know-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What is it? I didn't sleep well last night. [they laugh]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[lifting box] Ugh! Ow.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Nellie, that reminds me. Do you want this chair in the bedroom? 'Cause to be honest, I don't think it's gonna fit through the door.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Don't listen to Jim. Have you ever seen him play Tetris? "Oh, I think I'll just use this line horizontally. Oh, I had no idea what a gift this line is."</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That was one time-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I will get the chair in. Watch the Great Schrutini work his magic.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, no. Really? Magic? No, no, no. Let's not go there. No, nothing is more repellant than magicians. Bunch of grown men waving wands, pulling bunnies out of body crevices. Magicians are repulsive. Next topic.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[cell phone rings] Excuse me, one second. Hi.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, what's up?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ah, nothing, just hauling some cube with Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[shouting] Haulin' cube!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's moving boxes. We just came up with the term to make it sound cooler.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>So we're planning this party for Nellie, and we're gonna make it really bad.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sounds like every other party.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. We're gonna make it like a prank. Like order bad food, give her this passive-aggressive card.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh! Hire a magician.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Trust me.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[laughs] Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wow. There's a lot of cars here. This is just weird.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<QuoteText>[knocks on car window] Andy! Hey, what are you doing here?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, Lauren. Look at you.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, I know. Look at me.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Aww! [clicks tongue]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why is Erin with me? That's a great question. She is my coworker, and she needed a ride because she totaled her car.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh. God.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>So, I'm Erin. Hi.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yep. This is Erin.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nice to meet you. [Erin gasps at another girl outside her window] Well, Jess went out for a run but she'll be back soon. Hey ladies, Andy's here!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay Andy, that is a bachelorette party, this is Jessica's friends and they've been drinking during the daytime. Should we go?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. Uh, you know, we had such a quick window to make this work, I think we should probably just-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, Jess! [claps] Look who stopped by after his business trip!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Andy! Hey!</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I wonder if king-sized sheets are called presidential-sized in England. I really should have a Tweeter account.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, you should.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[finds shoe box] Ooh.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I have to see these shoes.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I doubt that they're sh-</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Whoa. Who is this guy?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Here's the two of them taking a hike. I'm guessing he's some kind of friend.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Boyfriend.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Here's the two of them kissing at a beach and kissing at the Eiffel Tower. I'm guessing he's some kind of close romantic friend.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Like a boyfriend?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You read my mind.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. Whoa. Here's one with his face whited out.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hmm. Maybe someone threw a pie in his face. New theory- he's a hated Italian politician.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[walks in] Oh.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I see you've discovered Benjamin. That's what I call my box full of photos of Henry.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why not call...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dwight!</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>If it would help you to forget, I could hit you in the brain stem with this candlestick.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>God, no. That's the most embarrassing thing of all this. What kind of fool gets her heart broken by bloody stage magician?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What? No! No, I just had this brilliant idea- everyone loved it. You don't have a copyright on pranks. I might be better at this than you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jim, could you give us a hand?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, okay. Okay, I will. [hangs up phone]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Listen to this.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Or what if...</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What are you talking about? Yes we can.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What I mean to say is we don't want to.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[pops balloon] Suck it! [cheers, applause]</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">lauren</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Andy-</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It'll be fine. Just act natural. Do you want a gummy penis?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, uh, I'll just have some gummy bears.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>These are delicious.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>But... they're penises.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>And we come to Matthew. The guy who was with his old girlfriend basically the whole time we were together. [party guests groan]</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">lauren</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ew! Aww! That seems gross at first blush, right? But relationships are always more complicated than you think. I mean, we don't know Matthew's history with this other woman. Maybe she saved his life. [laughs] I don't know. I just- I don't think we should rush to judgment about Matthew. Maybe we don't pop that one.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, pop it. Pop it! [Lauren pops the balloon, party guests cheer]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Party guests</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">party-guests</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jessica</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">jessica</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sorry. It's kind of a madhouse.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jessica</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">jessica</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[grabs Andy] Ahh!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Megan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">megan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh! Ah, Megan.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You are one of the good ones, nard dog.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Megan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">megan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Aww.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, really. [to Jessica] Where's my Andy?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Megan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">megan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I dunno.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jessica</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">jessica</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, he's out there.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Aww. Are you going to sing for us?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Megan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">megan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, you guys are doing a pretty good job with the scary yelling, so...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's not like you. That's not like you. Come on, sing! Sing!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Megan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">megan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[singing] By yon bonnie banks and by yon bonnie braes...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, they're almost here- What? Come on. If you guys are gonna be mean, could you at least be subtle? [rips down ugly photo of Nellie]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, in the warehouse we use code names for people we want to talk about. Andy was Jelly Roll. Mike was Dennis the Menace. Ryan was douche bag.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, that's not a code name. That's just an insult.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Plus everyone would know who you meant.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, that's a great idea. Let's have a code name. How about Mondays? I hate Mondays? Mondays are the worst?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nobody's named Monday.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, how about we go with Pam? Simple, easy to remember.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>'Cause there's someone already here named Pam.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Shh, here she comes!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">All</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="meta">all</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Welcome to your party.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Everybody get comfy now. This first song's over a half hour long. [plays off-tune notes]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Best gig ever. They asked me to play only originals. I said, "Have you heard my originals? They're terrible." They said, "Even better." I said, "I get it. It's an ironic party for Nellie."</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Maybe we should just go.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. I gotta do this. Hey Jessica, could I talk to you?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, yeah, sure. What's up?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jessica</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">jessica</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, maybe we could talk in private?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, yeah. What is it?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jessica</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">jessica</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, first just let me say that I hope when I'm done with the sort of ugly bits that we can stay friends.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're breaking up with me?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jessica</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">jessica</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, no. No. You always do this. You twist my words around. Part of me thinks we should just end this right now.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh my God. Are you leaving me for Erin? You said she wasn't relationship material and she wasn't as good as me, but it's her, isn't it?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jessica</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">jessica</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Whoa! That? No. Okay. You want honesty? Super-honesty time. I'm gay.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jessica</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">jessica</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I am gay, and I prefer men.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I knew it!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kenny</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">kenny</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You did not, Kenny!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You invited me to go shopping with you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kenny</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">kenny</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I like hanging out with you. You're a cool guy. Which proves my point. That I'm gay.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Andy, you're not gay. I mean, we were... together. And you seemed pretty excitable.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jessica</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">jessica</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, I was faking it. I had to fake it every time. I had to imagine that I was in a steam room with John Stamos.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I can't say it doesn't make sense...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jessica</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">jessica</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well... I mean, I was good at hiding it, but-</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Look, it's fine, Andy. I didn't think we were gonna get married or anything. I just... I'm just upset for now.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jessica</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">jessica</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Understandable. And I'm really sorry. I really am. [hugs Jessica, grunts] So... we should probably... go.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>This humble but sincere effort is all for our valued new colleague. Excellent.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">robert</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>To Nellie Bertram, you are a most welcome and friendly presence at our company.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Cheers.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">robert</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why thank you.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Pam, on the other hand, is a most unwelcome, entitled, unfriendly presence in our company.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Cheers.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">All</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="meta">all</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nellie is terrific, but to be honest, every day I imagine how happy I'd be if Pam died. [laughter]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh. Well. I feel that as someone who knows Pam only a little bit... enough. A good amount. Not the most, though. I would say that she is misunderstood and that maybe there's some stuff in her past that you guys don't know about that's a little messed up and probably makes her such a torture to work with.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We hate Pam. We hate Pam.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We hate Pam! We hate Pam!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">All</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="meta">all</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>So we've established-</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Magician</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">magician</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. No.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>-that you guys hate Pam. Do you ever wish she would just... disappear? [sets off flash paper]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Magician</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">magician</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh! [laughter, murmuring]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That was a really rough scene.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Right? Rough scene.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh... at least we can kiss now.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, yeah. [gives him a quick kiss]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know, that stuff that I said about you to her... I did- That's just- I had to say it. You know, I was dating her at the time.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. Yes, of course. Ah... I feel really tired.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Probably from seeing that turkey.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh yeah.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>When we drove by the farm. Oh. Always does it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Are you Nellie? Oh, I think you're my volunteer. Come on over here, huh?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Magician</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">magician</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, I'll do it. I will volunteer.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>no, Nellie, she-</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">robert</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'll do it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh! Big guy, huh? How's the air up there? Watch out for... birds. [chuckles] All right, let's uh- let's do some card magic. Now, what I want you to do is... I want you to pick a card just by looking at it. Do not say what it is.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Magician</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">magician</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[picks a card] It's the four of hearts.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, no, you-</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">robert</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Looks like we got a guy from another country here, huh? No hablo el cardo, senor? Hmm? Ha. All right, the card is picked. Now sir, will you please shuffled the deck? [Jim drops the cards] You didn't just do that on purpose, did ya?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Magician</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">magician</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to Dwight] Why is Jim treating the magician poorly?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">robert</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Little known fact about me. Before I was a magician, I used to work at a rope factory.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Magician</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">magician</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Not true. 'Cause that's not a real place.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>But I never could seem to figure out those knots.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Magician</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">magician</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's not a real knot. When you pull on it, it disappears.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[yells] What the hell? All right, where's Phyllis? Who's Phyllis? Look. This is really uncool, okay? I put on a clean show here-</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Magician</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">magician</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay scram, wizard.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Magician</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">magician</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You heard me!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Huh!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Magician</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">magician</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well Nellie, I'm sorry. If I'd known Jim and Pam would use this party as an excuse to abuse a magician-</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">robert</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, I thought it was quite fun. In fact, I think they're brilliant employees, in their own way. Don't you see what I see?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Interesting. Yes. No, yes, I see that. Great work, team. Great party.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">robert</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You think this is a great party? This cake has vegetables in it. Like a salad bar, Robert. How do I get this taste out of my mouth?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What? Why are we-</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I just gotta do one thing. [leaves car, knocks on door]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh. Hello. Hey everybody, look who's here.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Megan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">megan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What are you doing here?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jessica</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">jessica</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi. Super-duper honesty time. I'm not gay. In fact, I'm so not gay, I'm in love with a girl. Her name is Erin Hannon and she's right there. She's sweet, funny and beautiful and total relationship material.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why the hell did you come back here?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Megan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">megan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Go away.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jessica</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">jessica</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Get lost!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kenny</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">kenny</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Get out!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Woman</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">woman</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're done!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Lauren</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">lauren</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Bye guys.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Get out! You ruined my party! Who does that? Are you kidding me? [Andy and Erin run to the car] Yeah, run away!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Lauren</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">lauren</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're disgusting!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kenny</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">kenny</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I can't believe you're not gay! [Andy and Erin kiss]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Lauren</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">lauren</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah get out of here.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kenny</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">kenny</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Don't come back. [someone throws food at the car]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Lauren's Friends</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">laurens-friends</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh-oh! [laughs, they drive away]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You don't even know how to drive! Bye Andy! Loser! Nice car!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Lauren's Friends</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">laurens-friends</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey Hank.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes ma'am.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Hank</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">hank</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I thought I was very specific about you not letting up a magician.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes ma'am. I got my eyes open.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Hank</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">hank</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, turns out he actually made it up there.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What? That ain't right.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Hank</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">hank</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, he came and went.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wait a minute! You said it was a magician, right? [Pam nods] You don't think he could've used... it couldn't have been...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Hank</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">hank</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Let's just- let's go.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Night-night.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
</SceneList>
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