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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It is six a.m. [DeAngelo yawns] and we are about to go house to house to give everyone their Dundie Nomination Certificates. Just like the Oscars!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes, and this happens every...?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Every year! This happens, you have a lot to learn my friend. [DeAngelo laughs]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, you know, why don't we try it, and if it goes good it'll be part of my tradition.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Why do you always say that? You're gonna love it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[arriving at the first house] Alright let's go! [DeAngelo runs in the wrong direction] This way, this way! [Michael knocks on the door]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Thanks.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Surprise!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<QuoteText>Congratulations!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yep, okay...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You and Pam have both been nominated for Dundie Awards!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[holds up a camera and DeAngelo meows] Here we go! Have Pam come down.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No she doesn't wa- She's not here.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What's going on?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Stay in bed!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[next house] Congratulations!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Have you lost your mind! Get off my property before I call the police!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>We got it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Uh, leave it at the door or...?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah that's fine.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[next house] Hey Toby! You suck! [throwing eggs at his house]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Is this an employee of ours?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[giggles] Go go go go go go!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[arriving at a dumpy looking, unkempt house] I've never seen this place in the daylight.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It reminds me of Katrina.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Here we go, alright got it? Set? [the door is ajar, Michael knocks lightly] Hello? [turns around to see Meredith walking towards her house]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm so busted! Walk of shame!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Do you usually leave your door unlocked? And ajar?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ahh, Nice! I got a Dundie nomination!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes you did. That's right! Congratulations Meredith. We should head out.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No no no! You guys stay! No no no! I have Vienna Sausages and I have napkins. [walks into her house] Let me fix you breakfast!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<QuoteText>[whispers] I'm not going in there.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>[quietly shuts the door] Go.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[walking into the office] Good morning Erin.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh hey, didn't see you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You have big plans for tonight?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>I don't know, maybe volunteer at the shelter, or go to bed, or... I don't know. Maybe I'm going to the Dundies!! [Flashes her Nomination Certificate]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>You are getting so funny! [Erin giggles] Very good.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>The Dundies are my baby, and they need to go on. When Larry King died they didn't just cancel his show. They got Pierce Morgan to come in, and do his show, and, that way, Larry lives on.</QuoteText>
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</Scene>
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<QuoteText>Anything can happen at the Dundies! [DeAngelo laughs] They're like the Golden Globes but less mean. And I just want all of us to have a good time!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Just a little announcement folks, remember, the Dundies is a black tie affair.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Black tie optional.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Every day is black tie optional!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>A la, tonight we will be hosting at Louie Volpies!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Nice! [rest of the office looks excited]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>I love their breadsticks!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, their breadsticks are like crack!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I love when people say like crack when they've obviously never done crack.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well the breadsticks are like what then, Ryan, what can I use?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I don't know, something from your world. The breadsticks are like scrapbooking.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You're right, you're right. I'm a middle class broad. [Jim does his "Jim face"]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Shh, shh! Okay, okay. Everybody's right. They're like breadsticks on steroids. Right?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah that's great.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So as you know, the Dundies are my legacy. So I'm going to need to train a replacement. So this year, I have decided to have a co-host. [Dwight looks suspecting] And that person is [he and DeAngelo roll their tongues as a drum roll] DeAngelo! [all applaud]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Always the padawan, never the Jedi.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Thank you Michael, uh, but I will have to pass.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Think of it as part of your training.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Not much of a performer, unless you count singing in the shower. Boy, okay...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[smiling] Okay, well we'll work on it.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>[whispers to Michael] Michael, I'm very, very bad.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You are doing it.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[all in conference room] Guys! I want you to help us work on some banter.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes! I love banter. But I hate witty banter.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Here we go! So, DeAngelo! You and I have a lot in common. You lost two hundred pounds, and I lose my car keys every morning.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That is true, we do share some similarities. I know how you can fix one of those problems, for me it was portion control. For you, you need a key chain. Maybe one with a-</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[cutting him off] Okay, okay. You know what, I didn't actually lose my keys...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>This did not happen.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Mmmmkay. There needs to be what you call a rat-a-tat. And right now it's all rat and no tat. Ryan come on up here. Tap DeAngelo out. Just watch this. Okay. [Ryan stands next to Michael up front] Ryan how are you today?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Why don't you ask my therapist, my mom certainly pays her enough.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[very excited] There you go! Lovely! Regis and Kelly! Nice! Use that as an inspiration. Just be funny.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Uhhh, you sir! [points to Jim] Are we having fun tonight?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Having a great time.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Oh good!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Thanks, yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Where were you on September 11th?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No! God! [Jim looks at him oddly]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>This is so weird! If I'm conducting a meeting, good to go. But if I think of it as a performance... I-I fall apart. Obviously.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Why don't you think of hosting the Dundies like you're just running a meeting.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No, no, no! This is the performance of your life!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Why don't you just, privately, in your own head, think of it like a meeting.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Jim, please no loopholes.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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|
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|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Mike, why do you have to control how he perceives it in his mind?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>This is my last Dundies ever, if I want mind control over him, is that too much to ask?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[laying down, Michael is sitting on DeAngelo's stomach bouncing up and down in Michael's office] Me mo. Me mo.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
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|
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|
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|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Good. Good. Good!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Meee Mo, Mee!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Now, tell me something terrible that happened in your childhood.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>When I was very young, my mother divorced my father and I had to go to court and choose between them.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
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|
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|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[getting off his stomach] Too personal. I don't wanna hear about it. [picking up a portable tape player] Let's try this. Put these on. [DeAngelo puts the headphones in] I am going to turn this on, and turn the volume all the way up. So you can't- [DeAngelo winces] That's right, you're not going to be able to hear yourself. Read this, [gives him a card] and make it sound perfect.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>THE DUNDIES ARE-OW-ABOUT COMING TOGETHER! AND RECOGNIZING, THE ADOMINABILITY OF THE HUMAN SPIRIT! [Jim comes and closes the door]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
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|
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|
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|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Say it with an accent!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[bad Australian accent attempt] THE DUNDIES!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[also in a poor Australian accent] The Dundies!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>THE DUNDIES!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
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|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[Jim and Pam are walking outside] I just don't understand the desire to push sweet potato fries on me, and not just regular fries.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yeah... [they see Erin eating in her car, and ducking when they see her. Pam knocks on her car window] Hey, Erin, everything okay?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Get away from the car, he's gonna see you.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Who's gonna see us?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[desperately] Just get in! Get in! Just get in!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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|
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|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Get in the car? [Jim and Pam get in the back seat]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Please! Sorry. Get in. [Jim and Pam are confused and worried] Sorry sorry sorry.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>What's wrong?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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|
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|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I eat lunch in the car now. It's my alone time. It's just nice to have some time away from Gabe.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Why don't you wanna eat lunch with your boyfriend?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I, really don't like spending time with him.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Don't you think it's better to tell him the truth now? You know, rather than waste more of his time?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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|
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|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I think I'm gonna go.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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|
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|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I think you got this. Kay? [Erin nods] Alright. Feel better!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Thank you Jim.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm sorry, that just wasn't interesting to me.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I can't just dump him Pam, I'm not like you, I can't be mean.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Wait, when am I...? You just have to be clear and firm. You know, just tell him you don't love him. Just be honest with him. [Erin nods]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[standing by the Louie Volpies entrance greeting people and giving them menus]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[walks in] Hi!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Appalling. [Meredith walks in] Eye sore. [Jim and Pam come in] Surprisingly adequate! Okay everyone! The activities commence in four seconds!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>DeAngelo, Jo's on the phone for you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hello?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[Michael dressed as Jo Bennett, using a bad Southern accent] DeAngelo! We're in serious horse manure here! The Dundies are tonight! And we ain't got no host!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh no!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Luckily I have someone for you!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Billy Crystal?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Better.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Neil Patrick Harris?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>He's in Little Shop of Horrors on Broadway. Now we need Michael Scott! The best darn Dundies host on both sides of the Mississippi! [everyone in the audience is laughing]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ughhh, I gotta find Michael Scott! And then I gotta, [Russel Brand impression] Get Him to the Dundies!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[in the office near the accountants] Hey, can you help me find Michael Scott Angela?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[Michael is wearing a blond wig, talking in a high obnoxious voice] My boyfriend can, he's a state senator.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[laughing]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Audience</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">audience</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Mmhmm.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh wait, he can't help because that title has no meaning!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[laughing]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Try Jim DeAngelo, he'll be able to help.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Jim! Do you know where I can find Michael Scott?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[Michael is wearing a wig that is very close to Jim's actual hair, and he is wearing fake earrings, and speaking in a punk-ish deep voice] I totally don't know where Michael is, dude, hey you wanna listen to some records?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[shaking head at the camera]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No one is listening to me! And I'm running out of time!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[Micheal dressed as Phyllis, pretending to knit] Well, what are you talking about? [cracking noise] Ohh! Ohh! [falls onto the ground] I've fallen and I can't get up!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Maybe I just need to look into my heart. [in the bathroom in front of the mirror] DeAngelo, where is Michael Scott. [his reflection in the mirror turns around to reveal that it is Michael]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>I'm here. [DeAngelo gasps and turns around] In a good way! I've been here the whole time.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>The analytical part of me wants to examine it, but I know it has no content.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Ladies and gentlemen, please stand up for you co-host this evening, Michael Gary Scott. [Michael comes running up to stage as people applaud] Please remain standing for your other co-host, and new manager, DeAngelo Jeremitrius Vickers! [DeAngelo presents himself, and changes his mind and runs off] Was that part of the...?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[in the bathroom] DeAngelo, what are you doing? There's a live audience out there!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Go do it by yourself, get Ryan.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No, Ryan would never do it. It's too on the radar. Look, look. The boss, hosts, the Dundies! It's sort of our perk!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>This was not, part of the job description!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Listen to me, you're not doing this for me, you're not doing this for you, you're not even doing this for them!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Who am I doing this for?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[slaps him] You're doing this for all those kids out there, eating off the Louie Volpies kid's menu, wondering: Does it get better? What I want you to do, is I want you to say: It's showtime. Get out there.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I can't. [Michael slaps him again]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Say it.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Stop, hitting me.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You can do it, just say it.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hit me again. [Michael slaps him once more]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Now hit me. [DeAngelo slaps him] One, two, three.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>It's showtime.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Together</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">together</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Alright, here we go.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Okay! Okay! Sorry about the delay everybody! But we were at the DMV waiting in line. [everyone laughs]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Fall asleep right after sex. Huh guys?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Nope, go back to the script.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>There are a lot of great salesmen in this office, but one of our great salesmen is also a great dad. And a close personal friend of mine, Jim Halpert! Best Dad Dundie! [Dwight plays a celebratory honking noise on his keyboard]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Wow! I do not parent for the award but I gotta tell you It feels pretty good. Uh, Cece, if you're watching this at home it's way past your bedtime, by the way how'd this get televised?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Well done.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I don't know maybe being a good dad is just all in your own compass. I don't know, I don't know. Thank you!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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<QuoteText>Didn't I?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Which moves us to, Best Mom Dundie. [Pam gets ready and Jim smiles at her] I guess we all kinda consider her a mom around the office. Meredith Palmer!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I gotta go do this.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Big smiles folks! There they are.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Year after year, I catch a lot of flak on this particular award, because year after year I present this award to a guy instead of a girl. Hottest in the office goes to, [Ryan stands up] Danny Cordray! [Ryan quickly sits] Danny couldn't be here tonight...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>How do I feel about not winning Hottest in the Office this year? Uhm, I'm very relieved. How do you, how do you judge something like that? What is the criteria even? It's, it's so subjective.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Stanley Hudson is a grump, everybody knows that. [Stanley looks angry] But did you know, that Stanley Hudson is also the face of a debilitating disease known as diabetes. The Diabetes Award goes to Stanley Hudson! [Stanley slowly walks over, angry] Come on up here you sick bastard.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I have diabetes too. You don't see me making a big deal about it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>They say he's going to be my right hand man, adlib masturbation joke. [realizing he wasn't supposed to read that directly off the cue card, speaks quietly] No, I hate this, I hate it so much. [loud again] Dwight Schrute! Please accept this promising Assistant Manager Dundie. [people clap as Dwight takes the microphone, he is obviously unenthused] Thank you, thank you so much. I would like to thank something that we, uh, take for granted in our daily lives. And that is the humble trashcan. [Creed nods] This is for you trashcan! [walks off and throws the Dundie into the trashcan]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[the manager of Louie Volpies approaches a giggling Kevin, who is coloring with crayons on the tablecloth] Who gave you those crayons?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I brought them from home! Do you have a red?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh really? [camera shows that Kevin has drawn a house on the tablecloth.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You know, herpes affects one in five sexually active adults? [manager looks up, angrily at Michael] Pippy Longstocking, Ronald McDonald's wife, Ron Howard, Ron Weasley, what do thay all have in common? Red heads. Erin Hannon, come on up here and receive your Cutest Red Head in the Office Award! [Erin looks thrilled and walks up to the stage]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That is bull! [throws her Dundie]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Thank you, thank you! This is the first award I've ever won in my entire life. [Gabe and Andy smile at her] People are right about the Dundies, they are magical. But, I don't feel it. And I think that's because I'm not with the right person. Gabe, we should break up.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm not attracted to you. I just, I cringe when you talk. I have to be honest. Right, right Pam? [Pam looks very awkward] Thank you for hearing me.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[stands up and walks to stage, takes the microphone] Well, this is embarrassing, um, I'm obviously really angry at Erin. It's that quarter life crisis everyone's been talking about. [Jim is looking wide eyed, jaw dropped] Alright I'm gonna go. [Dwight plays cricket noises]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[escorts Erin off stage] There you go.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Damn that was cold.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It is difficult to recognize the person who will be replacing you. But he is a good guy, so the Michael Scott Award for Best Dundies Host goes to DeAngelo Vickers. [DeAngelo jogs up and takes the Dundie and tries to go back to his seat]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hold on, hold on one second. [puts on the headphones and turns the volume up all the way] I WANNA, I WANNA, I FEEL TRULY BLESSED! UHHH, TO BE WORKING WITH ALL OF YOU! BEFORE THIS ALL STARTED, FUNNY STORY, I WAS IN THE BATHROOM, VOMITTING, AND VOMITTING IN THE MEN'S ROOM!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, okay. [trying to stop him from offending other people in his restaurant]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>THAT'S WHY IT'S BEEN SHUT DOWN FOR MOST OF THE EVENING...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[stopping Manager] DeAngelo is expressing himself. [manager pulls the microphone cable, everyone can still here DeAngelo.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>This is truly special, for me! And uh, anyway. It's so much lighter!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, we're done! That's it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Michael, are we?!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We're done. We're done!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[Outside of the restaurant, obviously sad] So that is how it ends. My last Dundies ever. I was hoping it'd be more like Godfather Three. That rapped up the whole franchise in an extremely satisfying way. But instead it is like Godfather One! That was, very confusing, had maybe three big laughs. Oh well...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Michael, we were thinking maybe we could keep this thing going!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I know I'm the cause of this royal screw up but I would like to see this show go on.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, no. You're being too hard on yourself. We had a very truncated rehearsal time.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Let's grab some ice cream, go back to the office, and finish what we started. [others nod in agreement]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So what you're saying is you kinda like it? [Phyllis impression] I've fallen and I can't get up! [normal again] That Phyllis bit, that was pretty good.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I don't know that we need to dissect it all now, but-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That got a big laugh.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That did. Pretty huge laugh.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I was.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[with Dwight and Michael outside Michael's car] You know what, I have to go to the bathroom.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I can just run over to the gas station.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We should just wait here and not get good seats in the conference room?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That's true, we wouldn't get seats together.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay, fine I'll hold it.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[in the car] You know, despite a couple hiccups, I think that went very well.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I thought it was the worst Dundies I've ever been to.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Man! Maybe you should have won the Kind of a Bitch Award.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Gladly! I'd accept that award, because a bitch, is a female dog!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[as Michael pulls over and stops the car] Please don't stop so suddenly, the seatbelt is pressing on my bladder. Why are you even wearing a seatbelt, you're sitting in the backseat, baby.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What is your problem?!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I just don't see a point in the Dundies! Okay? The jokes are terrible, the venue is bad, the fashion is boring.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay! That, that is unfair! The clothing was safe, but tasteful.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>And next time, why don't you pick a co-host, that doesn't have microphone-a-phobia!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[very uncomfortable] Look, what ever you're going to do, how long is it going to take? Ballpark. 'Cause I just, I gotta make a decision here. [gets out and slams the door]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>He is in an all-out sprint.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[in conference room] Here... [Andy walks in] Okay! By his own omission, this person actually tried marijuana in college, so the Doobie Doobie Pothead Stoner of the Year Award goes to, Andy Bernard! [Andy walks up]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>A lot of people I'd like to thank, but I think we all actually wanna thank you Michael.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, okay. [nods to him]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I mean, we actually all really wanna thank you, for everything.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[starts playing the tune to Seasons of Love while Andy sits down]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh my God, something's happening.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[singing] Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! We actually sat down, and did the math.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! That's how many minutes, that you've worked here.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">All</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="meta">all</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>In costumes!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>And impressions!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>In meetings.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">toby</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>And cups of coffee.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="true">{Erin} and {Kelly}</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>For birthdays!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>More meetings and-</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>E-Mail forms you made us read.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Women</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">women</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! That's like watching Die Hard, eighty thousand times!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">All</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="meta">all</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You hit me with your car!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You helped me get off drugs!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I watch you when you sleep.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">creed</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I forgive you for kissing me!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Remember to, call. Call. Remember to, call. Call. Remember to, call. Call.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">All</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="meta">all</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Call, text or e-mail, or call.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="true">{Kelly} and {Erin}</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
|
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[falsetto] Measure your life in love!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Remember to call, remember to, call. Remember to call.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">All</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="meta">all</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[choked up] Yeah, okay. [pauses, then takes a deep breath] Well this is gonna hurt like a mother[bleep].</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[recall to Dundies at Louie Volpies] Every day, millions of Americans suffer from extreme repulsiveness. Someone in our midst, is bringing that problem to light. Toby Flenderson, please come up here and accept the Extreme Repulsiveness Award. Oh that's so mean!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No it's not.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[Toby is shaking his head, no] It's his last Dundies.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You gotta play along man.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Come on Toby.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Here he comes! Alright! You deserve it! [Toby comes up and take the mic]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I really disagree with this. I think it's kind of hateful. Though I am a little happy right now to have a platform to talk about the outcome of a case I was recently a juror on. The Scranton Strangler. That man's being put to death. I was part of the verdict, and I'm not so sure he's guilty any more. [Dwight plays a clip from the song Oh Yeah:</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">toby</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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