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1974 lines
76 KiB
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Vendored
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Kahlua Sombrero, please.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>All right, so just you tonight?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Waiter</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">waiter</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Actually, I am meeting somebody, but I'm a little bit early. Leaving my company. After 19 years.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'll drink to that. I'm starting at a company this week.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, really?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>To begginings and endings.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>And to middles, the unsung heroes. And to moms.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>The moms and the troops.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Do not tell my fiance I'm drinking on a Wednesday.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[laughs] I won't... I don't know her.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm moving out to the burbs... actually, I'm moving further than the burbs, I'm moving to Colorado.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Colorado! The sunshine state.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yep. Don't mess with Colorado.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Doing some skiing?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, no. I don't want to end up like Sunny Bobo.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well that's just good sense right there. Everyone I know who skis is dead.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You know, I would like to try the luge, through.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Try it once, you're hooked. That's my guess.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That's what I've heard.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm an olympics nut.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh yeah? Me too. Summer or winter?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[in unison] Summer!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="true">{Deangelo}/{Michael}</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[holds out fist] Knuckles! Actually, I gotta come around and give you...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You know, it's funny, I tried to get an animal olympics going.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Really? What happened?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You know, life happened. What are you gonna miss most about Scranton?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh... wow. The mountains. Where things are.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That's the way it goes.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Man, he is late. I'm gonna call him. Do you mind? I'm sorry. [calls Deangelo, Deangelo's phone vibrates]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Excuse me. Hello? You running late?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, I'm here. I'm right... I'm at the bar.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm at the bar too.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You are? What bar?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm at the bar. The bar that's located in the lobby of the hotel.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I... do not see you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>How long have you...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm been here about... gosh, over half an hour.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ok, me too.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[looking up from phones in unison] Sorry...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="true">{Deangelo}/{Michael}</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What're you wearing?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I am wearing a grey suit, red tie.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Are we both at the right place?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Which place?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I hear your voice.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I hear your voice, I see your lips moving.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>I see your voice in the phone. Oh, man! [holds out hand] Michael Scott.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Deangelo Vickers.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Wow... that is insane! [laughter]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That is insane, that is the right term. Let's get some Vodka up in this cranberry, and one for my friend.</QuoteText>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[entering Dunder Mifflin offices] Here we go! Are you ready?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I am ready.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Alright! Here we go!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>This is it. What do you think?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, she'll do. She'll do just fine.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I am very much looking forward to tommorow. It feels like the culmanation of a lot of hard work, a lot of good fortune...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[pops up from below camera, and runs out of room]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Did that? Did that just happen?! [runs after Michael] We should.. we should write a movie or something! I'm serious!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Michael is leaving. And apparently they've already hired a new manager. And we're meeting him today. It's a lot to process. Paperwork wise.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[wearing wig] Nope! It's not Ashton Kutcher. It's Kevin Malone! Equally handsome, equally smart! [winks]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ok, everyone, as you know, one of my favorite things is fanfare for it's own sake. So, without further ado, let's start clapping! Presenting Deangelo Vickers!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[blinds roll down, Deangelo waving]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Come on out!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hello! [opens door] How are you sir?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I am well, sir, how are you?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Can I just say, I am so excited to be working here. Little bit about myself, I love the American Southwest, for starters. You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah, I call them heaven. I have a peanut allergy, something I live with, it's a part of me. I've learned to cope with it. What else, I'm just as comfortable at the ball game as I am at the opera. I was a-</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Did I want to be made manager? Sure. A great opportunity squandered? Absolutely. A crushing blow? Yes. Will I get over it? No. But life goes on. Not for me.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[drops papers as Deangelo walks by] I'll get that you guys. Don't... it's just... you know...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[picks up paper] I'll help you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, hi! [obviously flirting body language]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hello!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Have we met before?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, not officially, actually, I saw you walking out of the bathroom before.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, I guess I'll go back to my cave. It was really great meeting you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[offers Kelly the papers as she walks away]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>And that is what you call a meet cute.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>And we talk for like 20 minutes, no clue it's Deangelo the whole time!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Kind of embarassing.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, that story makes you sound stupid.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I happen to like the hilarious hijinx I get myself into. There he is! Deangelo, I was just telling them about last night, when we met. Remember that? That was crazy!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh. [chuckles] That was... let's see, where's my replacement? Where's the guy I'm replacing? Why don't I look to the left? He's sitting right there! [office laughs]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh yeah... I know... that's what I was just saying... that's what...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[silences Michael]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That exact situation is why I always carry around some of these. [holds up 'Hello, my name is..,'] nametags. Just in case. Because sometimes you just need to I.D. yourself.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[laughs] Office funny guy! Always glad to have an office funny guy around!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I wasn't even trying to make a joke. But I guess I've always been sorta quirky, offbeat, a little twisted.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>This is Jim and Pam, aka Jap. What started as an affair has blossomed into a family before our eyes.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Well, it wasn't an affair.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yes it was.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>But, no, but we are a family.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[points to picture of Cecelia] We made that.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Cecelia.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Well, congratulations. I have four kids of my own.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Really? Oh, my gosh! We just have the one, but she poops for four. [laughs]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Uh oh. Someone started off on the right foot with the new boss!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yeah, they don't ever talk about careers that were made because of unplanned pregnancies.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Thanks for meeting me.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Are you kidding? I'd come anywhere to see a turtle? Where'd you find him.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>There's no turtle, Michael. I just wanted to get you here.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You know me very well, Dwight.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>That's because I'm your right-hand man, Michael, but I can't do it again. I can't do it again for a whole new guy.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Now I'm gonna have to go online and look at turtles or I'll be off all day.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I want to be manager. I just don't understand why I wasn't even interviewed for the job. What's wrong? I was totally qualified, you were pushing for me.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>That apple looks delic!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I do a lot of portion control. I try to keep my daily calor intake under 1200. [laughter]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Deangelo, you're going to starve to death. [laughter]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>So you decided to have an orgy and not invite me? I call the middle!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>It's cool that you like the southwest. It's one of my favorite regions.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>It's one of my favorite regions? Did I just sound totally lame? No, I sounded good.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I love the desert. It's one of my favorite ecosystems.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Here's the great thing about the southwest; there's so much more than desert. Along the north rim of the Grand Canyon is a forest as lush as you've ever seen.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I did not.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Cause I was thinking that you should meet my boyfriend, he's a state senator. I really think the two of you would hit it off. He's a great person to know.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Sounds very interesting, thank you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Dunder Mifflin, how may I assist you?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, assist.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I sorta like the old way.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I just prefer it without the name and I thought- I've got to start doing some managing at some point.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I know, I know, I'm sorry, but if it's not a big deal we should just-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>And it really isn't.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Is that good?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, ok, good.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, I'd like to change it, actually.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, whatever. Whatever you think will work.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What do you think?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I think a change would be nice.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You can do the old way or whatever you think would work. [phone rings]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[picks up phone] ...I'm so sorry. Sorry. [hangs up]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, funny guy. Wanna have a little mid-day lawl here. Make me laugh, huh? What you got? I can't even look at you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Here we go... ok... what do African Americans call... [laughter]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Deangelo, did you order a barber?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, yeah. Put a pin on that, kid. Can't wait to hear the punchline.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Finish the joke, Andy. What do African Americans call?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I... don't know. Help me.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[a barber enters the office for Deangelo] That is so badass. So hardcore.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, real cool. Real power move.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I saw a hawk today. Just sitting right there on the overpass. Looking at me.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[to Erin] Shave me. [walks into office with Deangelo] This is going to be funny! Looks like we are going to be shaving buddies!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ok, alright! I love it! I love it! Michael, this is Reggie. He is the #1 yelp reviewed shaver in Scranton. It's not even close.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>And this is Erin and she is going to shave my face. Here we go. [Erin puts too much shaving cream on Michael's face, none on the neck]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Alright. This is how we do it. Feels nice, doesn't it?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It really does. This is luxery. Here we go. Ah, that is nice.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You wanted to talk to us Deangelo?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ah, yes, please! Just cozy up there. Just thought we could have some rap sessions with smaller groups.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, we don't really do rap sessions. We kinda do... [Erin shaves Michael] god... we sorta do more of like powwows or-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ok, then, powwows then, fine.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That's-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, Deangelo, my mom just sent me this picture of Cece, it is so adorable.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Alright, wait, little bit of backstory, she loves dogs. She calls them 'da-das'.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Da-das.</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>And what happens here is-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You know what, enough about your baby, ok? I'm sorry.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>We were... I think she was just trying to-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, no, no, I know what you're doing. Just quit it. I want to hear from the rank and file. How can I be the best manager for you all? What can I do better?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You know what, everybody? You have to be honest, here. You can't say that everything is perfect. So, you know, come up with something.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, Deangelo, I'd say communication could be improved. People stopped reading memos, so everyone marks them urgent.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ok, you know what, I mark it urgent A, urgent B, urgent C, urgent D. Urgent A is the most important, urgent D you don't even really have to worry about.</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Michael, can you stop talking now? I need to shave your lips.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Don't shave my lips.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[Andy walks into room] What's up?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I don't mean to go into a rant here, but...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I wrote the perfect joke. Topical, edgy, funny.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>...I saw this thing on the news. Democrats want electric cars. Republicans don't. I'm thinking, 'how crazy is it that we have a car debate going on in a city known for gridlock.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Let's not talk politics in the office, ok? I like you better as a funny guy.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[leans on table] I wasn't taking a position. It's just one of those things where- [table collapses under Andy]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[laughter] Now that's funny! That's funny! You walk much?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, right, I mean- [walks into door, jokingly]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Little click...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[pushing box into office] Deangelo, this box came for you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Thank you. That's my stuff. Yeah. Michael, take a look at this.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Need a hand?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, that'd be great, thank you Stanley!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You know, this office sort of has a perfect Feng Shui to it, so... you know, let's not go overboard with the re-decorating, and I'm still here-</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[holds up painting of desert to office, who are impressed]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I still have to look at this stuff, guys.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>So this is a ten-gallon hat, huh?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yep, ten-gallon hat. Technically, it only holds about three quartz. Little factoid.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Interesting.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Deangelo's great. I love the guy. But I'm not sure he's a great fit for the office. And also, I'm not sure if I love the guy.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[holds out cowboy boots for Darryl]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="true">{Darryl}'s Sister</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Cool, cool. Alright, see you later.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, hey, hey! [holds up set of pistols in holsters]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="true">{Darryl}'s Sister</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, I'm good. Keep them.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, funny man! Whatcha got for me? Make me laugh?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[mimes using a rope to pull himself forward to microwave] Let's see if they have my favorite teas in here... [throws tea packets into air, puts hand in unplugged toaster, pretends to be shocked, takes container of cheese-puffs and throws them into air, pours hot coffee on his pants]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[laughs] Drink some soap!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[drinks hand soap]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[laughter and applause]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I guess this is my life now.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>How do I become a manger at Sabre?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>First thing's first, thank you for coming here directly. I know you could have called Tallahassee but they would've just looped back to me, so, it's cool you recognized my role here.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I left a message at corporate.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ahh. There you go. Get a recommendation from Michael. That'll put you right on the shortlist for next time there's an opening.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Can't you just use the recommendation you already have on file?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What recommendation?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>From when he recommended me to replace him.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>...I'm sorry, I never know how to act in these awkward-type situations.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Best whale watching:</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, Deangelo! Wanna meet Cece?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That's a cute baby. Very cute baby. Adorable. Very cute.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Thank you very much.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>See, we knew it! If he just met her, he'd understand.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>We're back in! Right?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I swear, that baby could be the star of a show entitled 'Babys I Don't Care About.'</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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</SceneList>
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