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Vendored
2430 lines
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Vendored
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<QuoteText>I have the best survival stock shelter in north eastern Pennsylvania. But everything has a shelf-life. So I must eat and replace everything that's about to expire. It's nice not to have to plan my meals.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You're eating eight year old tomatoes?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>They're still good for another week.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You know, I think I have some type of cheese in the back of my fridge you might like. [Jim smiles]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I've got some cheese you might like too. In between my toes. [all laugh]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hardy har har. Okay picture this:</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I really though I was becoming too much of a womanizer. I realized I had shirts in five different women's houses.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Still not seeing the problem here.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>All right, truth is I gotta couple love bumps on my ding-dong so, game-over!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It was the best of times, it was the awesomest of times. And now Packer wants to come home. And ohh, look who's here to sign off on it! My boo, Holly.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[walks into conference room with Michael and Todd] Hi!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hi. [Holly and Michael kiss]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You must be Todd.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[shaking Holly's hand] Whoa! I'm sorry, Michael. I thought we were meeting Holly today, not Jennifer Aniston!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[laughs oddly] Very funny. Okay let's get started.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>After you!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, Michael! This'll be just us.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, yes yes yes yes. Just so you know, he's at his funniest when you've given him five shots.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>All right.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>And it also helps if you've had five shots.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I already have.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Whoa!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[to Michael] Why is Packer back?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Is Packer here?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Why's he talking to Holly?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[peering into conference room] Don't know, don't care.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[to Todd] Michael loves you, and your sales speak for themselves.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[excitedly] Oh!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[sees Holly and Todd shaking hands in the conference room] Yes! The Pack is back! Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to a man who needs no introduction, probably because most of you have done it with him. Just kidding he wouldn't be interested in any of you. In all seriousness, Todd Packer, is a permanent salesman at this branch. And I would like to invite you to welcome him with open arms.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What!?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's great to be among friends, but until then, you suckers will do!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Nice! We got burned!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You did! You got burned, because Packer's back! Packer is turning in his car for a desk. He is turning in his condoms, for a condominium! Although he's probably going to have to use condoms from here on out.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<QuoteText>[seething] Holly, you approved this?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes I did, I think Todd's gonna make a great addition to the staff.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You did approve it?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What don't you understand about the word approved? It seems some of you don't know what the word approved means.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I have very little patience for stupidity.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[walking in with Gabe behind her] Sorry we're late. Gabe fell in the shower.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm such a klutz!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, it took the fire department forever to get there. [realizing there's a new computer at her desk. Gets very excited] Oh my God, where did this come from?! Who did this?!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I got Erin a new computer, because the one at reception sucked. I should know. And I don't wanna say the other one was old, but its I.P. number is one! [laughs sheepishly] Right?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Thank you Pam.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Awwh, you're welcome. [they hug] My pleasure.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[Pam walks over to him and smiles excitedly while bouncing, Jim imitates her] Can I do something for ya?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I just helped someone out. It feels good.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Nice. You know, I cleaned our daughter for like, an hour at four a.m. this morning, so...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>So you know the feeling.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Special delivery for Dwight K. Schrute.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I didn't order anything.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>And I don't have anything for you. But I do wanna talk to you about something. We have been thinking about where Packer should sit... And we can't just sit around and wait for Creed to die.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well there's a lot of seats in the annex.</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>So you wouldn't mind permanently relocating, so that Packer can take this desk here. [Jim looks appalled]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Thanks man, it'd mean a lot.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I have been sitting here for ten years, Michael.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>well I was there for twelve years. Plus my name's carved under the desk.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No it is not.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Is too!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>[Grunting as he crawls under Dwight's desk. Dwight follows] Let's look at this.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Check it out!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I don't wanna move desks!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Don't be a baby! Okay! There it is. Packer was here and so was your mom! [Todd starts humping Dwight and Michael who are still under the desk.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Do I have any say in this?!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>No!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[grunting while humping Michael and Dwight] Don't even watch, Halpert!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[in the annex, moving into his new desk. Holds up a red tray with rocks on it] Hey, who's dirt box is this?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, that's our Zen garden.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What do you grow in here, bullcrap? [puts the tray into the garbage]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>[walking into the annex with Jim] Hey, um...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, what's up guys?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Don't what's up us! You think you're so cute, with your pretty blonde hair!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Whoa, pull it back. Uhm, why did you hire Todd Packer?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Uhm.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>He's seriously awful!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Michael's recommendation was glowing! And, honestly, he's been nothing but nice to me!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That's how he gets you to take off his panties.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[Pam starts nodding in agreement] Why are you nodding?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>United front...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay, look. We can't fire someone because we don't like him.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Right this isn't the U.S. Government.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What are you referencing?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[seems unsure] Everything... Everything.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Do any of you have any concrete complaints about something he's done?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Well, I mean he humped Michael.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Well if that's the case, I guess I've gotta be fired too. [all groan in disgust]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[looking at his computer, gasps] Hey! Hey you guys! The Armeth Regado video is up, gather around! [no one moves] Check it out! This guy's on a full beam reach. [watching a sailing video on his computer] They're hiking out like mad! Lock 'em up! Lock 'em up! Nice job! Ughh. [computer is frozen, taps the top of it] This computer's a hunk of jjunk.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hey sailor! Come watch it over here! [pats her new computer]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Where did you get this?!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Pam gave it to me!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>This is a sick computer! Gwen Stefani has this computer! [to Pam, in a fake British accent] Uhhh, Pamela! What does a guy have to do to get, ahem, one of them?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You have a computer Andy.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, but if you donated my computer to Africa, it would become world famous as the slowest computer in Africa. So...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Ok, but listen. We just don't have the budget for it. Okay? Reception needed a computer so we got one.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well Andy's desk needs a computer. And, I mean, it's just kinda a coincidence that I work there, but...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yes, but Reception is a one person department. If I get you a new computer I have to get one for everyone in sales. For Dwight, for Stanley, it would be crazy.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>So something good happening to Stanley is crazy now?</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm not asking for one, I need it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>If you're just handing them out, I want one too.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Phyllis, no body is handing anything out.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>See, this is what I'm talking about.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What are you gonna play mange on faster?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Sorry Andy.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey what's going on you guys? [walking into the kitchen with Holly, Dwight, and Kevin, with whom he fist bumps] Yeahh! Three muska-queers!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[giggling] Mean but good!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>So, Todd, this must be nice for you getting off the road. You get to spend some time with your daughter.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I don't know, I love her and all, but she turned into a bitch. Mostly she's great, but some days she acts like her mom. [Holly is un-amused]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, some girls go through a phase.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, your life is so insane! You should write a book!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Since when did you learn how to read?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<QuoteText>I do know how to read though!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah. You know how to read... a menu!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[Todd leaves. Kevin laughs uncertainly] He's right. I mean, I could lose some weight.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Kevin, in sumo culture, you'd be considered a promising up and comer.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[walking through the office, notices Andy with Erin's computer set up at his desk] What the heck! Why do you have Erin's computer!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It's crazy, right? Erin just wanted me to have it, so we switched.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What? Erin is that true?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[nods] I just thought, he really needed a new computer, and he knew so much about that one.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Erin, it's not up to you. This computer was for reception! Okay? It's not yours to give away.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Pam, when I'm freaking out, I just sorta step back and-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm not freaking out, Andy.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>-take a few breaths, and then I ask myself:</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[to Jim] So you two are married to each other now, right?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That's sweet. How's the sex?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[continues working]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[walks towards Todd] Hey Packer, I made you some hot chocolate.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Why?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>'Cause I wanna let bygones be bygones. Show you I'm cool. You're the new guy. It's cold out. I made too much. I got this awesome hot chocolate recipe from my wife.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That's a lot of reasons! [suspicious]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Drink it!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I think I'll pass. The only hot chocolate I'm into is Viva A Fox. [winks]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[interrupts Dwight trying to force feed Todd] Can I talk to you a second?</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>So, this hot chocolate thing.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>None of your business.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, you know you can't actually poison him.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It wasn't poison Jim, it was a laxative. People take laxatives all the time. This is just, a lot more of a laxative. Let me handle this.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I really think we should join forces on this one.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Really.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What do we think, what would drive him crazy.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I know.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Here we go.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Pepto-Bismol, in his hot chocolate.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You've gotta stop with the hot chocolate stuff. I was thinking we can jam his drawers, so they only comes out two inches, then he can see everything in them but he can't get to them.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[mocking] Ooh does Edgar Allan Poe know about that one? So sinister! That wouldn't annoy a person at all! Where do you come up with this stuff?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Okay! Well this isn't my best, but call Froggy101, say that we're the tour manager for Justin Bieber, and we're giving away free tickets, we give him a number to call for the tickets, and it's his own number.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Who is Justice Beaver?</QuoteText>
|
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|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>He... It's a crime fighting beaver.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Why don't you write up your best forty ideas and e-mail them to me. Can you do that?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Absolutely, I'll e-mail you a hundred.</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, write up your list of one hundred, edit it down to your top forty, then e-mail it to me, and I'll read it over.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Pam. Can I talk to you in private?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I don't know if there's really a private place in this office.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Well they put a sign-up sheet on the conference room and I signed us up for three mods. A mod is five minutes. And it started two minutes ago.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[looking confused] You did that?</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Can we talk about this in the meeting? Because we're a little late.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay. [walks to conference room with Andy and stares at the sign up sheet with wonder] When did people sign-</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Mind if I close the door? [after shutting door in the conference room] What you did out there, earlier, was totally un-cool.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well what was I supposed to do, let you walk all over me?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You humiliated me in front of every body!</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay, well I didn't think about it like that. It's just, I can't do anything about it. I can't replace that one unless that computer breaks.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I mean, it's pretty broken already.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, well if it breaks all the way I can get you a new one.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[looks at her knowingly] Pretty sneaky sis. [knocking on conference room door]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[walking in] Hey cats, we got a jazz session in mod six, nine, and twelve. [Pam and Andy exit as Ryan and others holding saxophones walk in, Pam looks at the sign up sheet in awe]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[to Jim, the two are alone in the annex] There are over four hundred of these! [indicating a packet of paper]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah I couldn't cut it down.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>They're all good. So good! Number three:</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[Andy is seen clicking random things and warning boxes pop up. He pours coffee on his keyboard, puts bologna with mustard in his CD drive, and many other computer harming things] Allow all cookies? Why certainly! Pop-ups? Yes please! Bit torrent streaming from a Somalian music website? Yeah! Why not? [mock baby voice] Oh I hope you don't get sick Mr. Computer. [computer voice] Why are you doing this to me Andy? [normal voice again] Because I hate your programs!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[at Hank's with Michael, talking to Hank] And a '76 that's good to boot, I like that. [Hank smiles]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>And you made Hank smile, that doesn't happen often. You're very charming. That is something you should take upstairs, and use on people that really matter. [Hank looks irritated again]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Why?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I don't know, Holly mentioned that there were some complaints. And that you had said some things about Kevin.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Holly said that?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>She was laughing hysterically that whole time!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I guess you said something weird about your daughter?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>She asked me, Michael! It would've been rude not to answer.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You've been on the road a long time. And you've been an outdoor cat. And now you have to be an indoor cat, so you can't be peeing all over the walls.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Michael, can I open the kamomo with you. I've been on the road too long. But, I wanna connect with my daughter. And it's not right to call her a bitch in front of strangers.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No it isn't.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You're right. I gotta watch my behavior.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, a little bit.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Don't give up on me.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I won't.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[Michael and Todd are walking into the office] Okay, every body. I need you to see this. Because maybe there is somebody here that you all underestimated, who will surprise you. Todd Packer, is going to apologize. Kevin! Front and center, come here.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I got a lot of numbers here to put together.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Kevin, we know that you are just trying to save face, we know that you are hurt and embarrassed.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That's silly. If anything, I should be apologizing to Packer. Because we all know I can dish it, as good as I can take it.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay, sweetie, no. You shouldn't be apologizing to Packer. That doesn't make any sense. You ready for this? You ready for this? Gentlemen, start your engines.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm sorry if you were offended by my comments earlier.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, like I said, I wasn't offended, but I'll stand here for the big show.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Kevin, do you accept the apology?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Don't do it Kevin, that's the fake kind of apology.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay, go back to the annex.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>This is textbook. It's so uncool. Ryan does this to me all the time. Like it's some offense to have feelings. Don't do it Kevin.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[muttering] Sometimes you over react.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Michael how's this supposed to work? Packer's gonna keep saying terrible things, and then he's just gonna make half-assed apologies. And we're back to square one.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay. You want an apology? Here it goes. Kevin, I am so sorry. You are skinny, and you are a genius.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That-That was maybe too much. Packer is a survivor of divorce Stanley. Packer doesn't speak with his child, Meredith. Packer never lived up to his parent's expectations, Andy. [Andy looks confused and shrugs] Angela loves pussy cats, and Packer loves-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[cutting in] No! Don't!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I was going to say dogs! Okay, you know what, this is over! Apology has been issued! And we're through with it. Packer will be here until the day he dies, just like the rest of us!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[in a car with Andy, by the dumpster you can see a new computer box] So listen, we have to really scuff this up.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No no no no no! We can say that the previous owner was a neat-freak. Or an elegant old lady and she just kept it around in case her grand-kids came to visit, but they died and they never came, I think I'm gonna make myself cry.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Andy, this is the deal we made.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[watching Pam scrap his computer] That's probably good. That's enough.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We should break this hinge maybe.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Let's not go crazy.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well thanks, will do.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[using fake Southern accent, on the phone with Todd Packer, Dwight is also with Jim] Absolutely, now when you get down there, Jo's a little bit, uh, forgetful. So she may have locked the gate, but what you're gonna do is go ahead, hop it, and just head back to the pool. [Michael walks in on Jim and Dwight]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That sounds weird.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It is weird! Look at you, perceptive. Now I know why Jo's kept her eye on you!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[also In southern accent] And you make sure to get down there and check out that Harry Potter World.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[trying to stop him] Whatever you wanna do in your spare time is up to you!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Harry Potter World is supposed to be faaantastic!</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Apparently, as soon as corporate found out I wanted to come in off the road, Jo offered me a cushy new job in Tallahassee. And here's the best part. I'm a huge alligator nerd. I can name you every genus, every sub species. Also I'm a huge boob nerd.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Check it out and have a free butterbeer on us. Keep the receipt and we'll get ya' back!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What are you doing?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[trying to hide from Michael what they're doing, he picks up the phone and talks directly into it] All right, so just pack your bags and, uh, be sure to bring those swimming trunks! Bye now! [hangs up]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I cannot believe this, you're sending Packer to Florida? Why?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>He's a jerk.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>He took my desk.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay, so you're tricking him into flying to Florida?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It wasn't my first choice, Jim had so many better ideas.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You have to tell him. You have to tell him what you did.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, no, no. That is not part of the plan. That is actually anti-what we're doing.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>He is my oldest friend, I am going to tell him.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Wait! Why don't we come up with a plan we're all happy about? [Michael leaves]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[plugging in new computer, acting to make people think he got a bad computer] Pam, how is this thing even any better than my old computer?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Come on Andy! I mean you said you wanted a new computer and this is the best I could do!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Where'd you even find this thing, like, in the corner in the warehouse?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes, I found it in a shelf in the corner of the warehouse. [Darryl gives the camera an odd look]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>All right, well thank you for my garbage computer. [Andy turns it on and looks amazed, clearly happy with it]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[walking into Michael's office] You're looking at the new face of corporate. Gonna put the "ass", in Tallahassee!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes, about that.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well we gotta go out and celebrate, tonight!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well... I don't know if that's a good idea.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Do you have a ball and chain?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, nothing like that at all.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Listen, I'm gonna tell you something that none of these people have the stones to tell you. It's your girlfriend, man. She's uptight.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Sorry?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I know this stuff can hurt, but I wish someone had said something to me about my ex-wife. All I'm saying is about a month or so, meet me down in Florida, I'll introduce you to all the local [spanks the air] talent.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[thinks a moment] Sounds great.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>It's gonna be so good.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>That is. [Jim sees them and looks happy] It's gonna be awesome. I think you're really going to enjoy it down there.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I'm sorry about your friend.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Nah, he's an ass.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[Brooklyn accent] You ahh.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[imitating] You ahh.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>What ah you wicked smaht?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No you ahh.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Who ahh?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[kisses her and speaks normally again] You ahh.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>So this new computer you found in the warehouse.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Yep. Lucked out.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Yeah, you really did. 'Cause I know every INCH of that warehouse.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Yep, super lucky.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Maybe you could go back down there and see if you can find me some extra sick days.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[hesitating at the bribe] Yeah. You know what , I think I saw ONE sick day down there.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Really? 'Cause I think maybe I saw five.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Three. [Daryl nods]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I'm full on corrupt!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
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