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<SceneList>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[driving past a line of Mexican men looking for work] Hola, hola. Necesito une bueno worker. Tu esporte! Come on! [man walks away] Que? QUE?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[speaking Spanish]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Mexican Man</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">mexican-man</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We don't go with that man. I've seen several men go with that man and not come back.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Mexican Man's Son</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">mexican-mans-son</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[speaking Spanish]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Mexican Man</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">mexican-man</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We've lost friends.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Mexican Man's Son</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">mexican-mans-son</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[speaking Spanish]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Mexican Man</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">mexican-man</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We don't know what he does with them.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[speaking Spanish]</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">mexican-man</Character>
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</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't want to talk about it anymore.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I pick up day laborers and tell them they'll get paid at six p.m. At five forty five, a certain INS agent by the name of Mose Schrute throws them in the back of a van, drops them off in the middle of Harrisburg and tells them it's Canada.</QuoteText>
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</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hola amigo.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hola, tu es une buena worker?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Si, yo muy bueno worker.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nate</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">nate</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Y el accento, donde are you from?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Scranton, y before that La Philadelphia.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You speak English?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, I'm really good at English.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok, good. Me too, get in the car.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[quietly] Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[nods to camera]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[seeing the worker Dwight picked up in the parking lot] Who's this guy by our cars?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That is my new maintenance worker, Nate. And you'll be happy to know that he's taking care of that hornet's nest that you've been griping about.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, I got stung up my dress.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Poor hornet.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[looking outside through the window] I left him all the tools he needs. This is do or die. If he chooses correctly he'll conquer the hornets...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>But if he doesn't?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>He'll die.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
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</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uhh, beg your pardon?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>When did the phrase do or die become so corrupted?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[picks up blowtorch]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nate</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">nate</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is that a blow torch?!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
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</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. No no no! [nos coming from all employees]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Interesting choice...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Nate starts walking away from hornet's nest, puts down the blowtorch] Yes!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Very very smart.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, go away. [Kelly nodding]</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[picks up baseball bat, heads towards hornet's nest]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nate</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">nate</Character>
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</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No! No no!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Employees except Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">employees-except-dwight</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>A bat! Impressive...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh it's stinging him! Ow! Ow! [yelling all around the office]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[walks into the office with a large, fake mustache on] Good morning Erin, any mustaches? I mean messages?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[giggles] Terrific!</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>There are many reasons a man would wear a fake mustache to work. [spinning in chair] He is a fan of the outrageous. He loves to surprise! He loves... other things as well.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[seeing a large red spot on Michael's lip] God! Wow!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[shying away] Look, [sighs] It's a pimple Phyllis. Avrile Lavigne gets them all the time and she rocks harder than anyone alive.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's no pimple Michael.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You mean cancer?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What? No! Wait, no. Definitely not cancer.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's just good to stop a Michael train of thought early before it derails and destroys the entire town.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's just a cold sore.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It is?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yup, just a cold sore.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Just a cold sore, thank you. Phyllis, I don't have acne. I have a cold sore. I don't even have a cold. I don't know how I got it.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I know how you got it. [smug expression on his face]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>How?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael come on. A cold sore is herpes.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wait! What you should do, Michael, is have a doctor take a look at it. Because we really don't know what that is.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I know tons and tons of people who have herpes. I have it myself. That's what it is.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I never seen herpes on you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Because it's on my genitals, genius.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You have a penis?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael, have you ever been tested for STDs?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah! My last physical when I was forty.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That was like, ten years ago.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No! It was like four years ago!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael, you're at least forty six!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why at least? If you're guessing forty six just say forty six. [later in his office, places a band-aid over his cold sore]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Can we please talk about how gross Meredith is?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>This is what you get when you treat your body like an outhouse.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know what guys, why don't we just chill out on this herp-chat. Ok? I was an REA in college and I can tell you, number one sexually transmitted disease is ignorance.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I guess maybe you should go marry a meth dealer with crabs.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't even wanna know these things!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[walking in] Hey guys! [Angela leaves the table, exhales as she exits the room]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>How did this happen, how did I get this?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Some eggs can rely dormant in a woman for years, they may not even know they have it.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know what, I feel like one of those old timey sailors. With the eye patch. [in pirate voice] It's me own damn fault. Woman in every port.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What port? The Jan port. The Holly Por...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Don't even! Holly was clean! Okay? If anything I gave it to her.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You may have...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh my God! What if I did?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You need to contact Holly! You need to notify her, that she is crawling with herpes.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay! You know what? Might! Might be crawling with herpes. I might have gotten it after her.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You need to contact every woman you've been with, and notify them of your herpes infestation. It's the right thing to do.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>There's no way I'm gonna do that.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Then I will.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[makes grunt in attempt to stop Dwight. Dwight hangs up]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, I'm no doctor, but it seems to me that we all have an obligation to the public health to track down anyone who gives us a disease, inform them of it, and take overwhelming revenge on that person. Again, I'm no doctor. I'm just a normal guy who enjoys revenge.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>[on phone] Hello?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh no.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh my God.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>...R-P-E-E-S</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ummm, no.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Excuse me everyone, can I have your attention please?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Everyone, I've noticed that we have not been entirely kind to one of our own, due to stigmas and prejudices.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[singing] Ba na na na na. Hot pizza, check it and see. Ba na na na. Got a whole bunch of pepperoni. Ba na na na na. [stops singing] Yeah, now you're looking at me. Anyone who's interested in entering into an honest discussion about the sexual mores and taboos of modern society will be rewarded with a pizza break.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It was just for a few weeks!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ok, alright I gotta go.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>How do I do it? Raise my daughter, work as director of office purchasing for this hospital and release an album of Dorris Day covers on my own label? If I knew I'd tell you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It's nice to see you doing so well.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Bringing home the bacon.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. [singing] Fry it up in a pan. Never never never let you forget... [laughs] I love that commercial.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't understand the reference.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ok I'm gonna head outta here, I know you have a lot to talk about. Ok, is there a, an operating theater that's open to visitors? Never mind I'll find it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So, guys. I've been really bothered by the way certain people are getting treated around here, and I just think as an office we're better than that. Ok, now I'm going to show you a picture of genitalia. [grossed our remarks from around the office as Andy holds p a picture of a nude man]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[sighs] Ok, so I'm the guy at the station.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mommy!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Assy! Awwhhh how was school?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It was cool.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Astrid</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">astrid</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[singing] What did you learn?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">jan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What did I learn?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Astrid</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">astrid</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You might have learned shapes, or blocks, or clocks, or colors. Or you might have learned that we're all, sisters and brothers.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">jan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I have herpes.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I used to think that she was the one. Or at least A the one. And if I called that one so wrong...</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Herpes, like all STDS, is a consequence of sex. Can anyone else name any other consequences?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It feels unbelievable!</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[writing on board] Ok I guess I can make a pros column. Feels...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>...unbelievable.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>The ability to express love physically. It's a magical thing.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Express love, magical.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It feels amazing!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Umm, ok is that different from feels unbelievable?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Then I will write it down.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>The feeling of pure risk.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I actually had that down in the cons column, but...</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's thrilling.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok, umm. I'll move that. Thrill of risk.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Andy, aren't there also negatives to sex?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes! Thank you! Such as?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Unplanned pregnancy.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, unplanned pregnancy.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Like Jim and Pam, say whaaat?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Just admit that your baby was a mistake.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey! Our baby was not a mistake. She was a surprise.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<QuoteText>I'm sure they don't regret having their child, let's move it to the pros.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok, unplanned pregnancy, going in the pros column.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Next stop is Helene. You're gonna wanna make a left on Willow, which is a little ways away, uh. I'll remind you.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know, I don't know if I trust Jan's judgment. She...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jan knows paper.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, I'm not talking about paper. Relationships, they have the ability to point out if the man is making a bigger deal out of something that is really there.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wait, what Holly said?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, I don't...</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Forget it Michael! Today is about herpes.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I know, I know.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Who gave it to you, who has it, and who is going to pay.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Got it.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>TO answer your question about Jan, no. Jan is insane. Why do you think I got- LEFT, WILLOW NOW!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'M TRYING! GOD!</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[walks into park with Dwight] Hi stranger! Long time!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Who are you?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">old-woman</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm Michael. We dated for a while.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't think so...</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">old-woman</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">helene</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh hey! Dwight, would you take my grandmother for a walk while I talk to Helene?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Come on old lady. Let's go.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What is happening? [Dwight shushes her]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Old Woman</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">old-woman</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Come on.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Who can tell me what the safest form of sex is?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Condoms.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Incorrect, the only true form of safe sex, ok? Abstinence.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ohh. Ok. I didn't realize we were doing trick questions. What's the safest way to go skiing? Don't ski! [office laughs]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I just thought I'd bring it up in case someone in here was practicing abstinence. That's all. Anybody?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Andy that's way too personal of a question.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well someone could answer if they want to. [looks at Erin hopefully] Ok, in that case I will now show you how to put this condom on... using this pencil. [Stanley laughs]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why would you choose a pencil Andy?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well I'm not gonna use my penis, Oscar! It's not exactly hard right now anyway.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Come on, give it a rest pencil dick.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm doing this for you Meredith!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I didn't want you it!</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well did you h- di- GAH! Does no one appreciate what I'm doing right now?! [throws pizza box at painting and leaves]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It'll go away in time just don't touch it.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">helene</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Did I make more of what we had then what was really there?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What did you think we were?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Just a quirky indie movie weird sort of thing, breaking all the rules. But had to end, because the summer was over. For you...</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I think for you to have come here even expecting that we can have a conversation like this show's ho-how self deluded you are! Michael, your memory has failed you greatly.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jerk. [walks off]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael! [attempting to get out of the car on the side in which Michael parked too close to a bush. Michael ignores him and walks into a building.]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>So this is the chef's kitchen, which makes it perfect for real entertainers.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Carrol</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">carrol</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Real entertainers, like Billy Joel.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Carrol</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Carroll, how are you?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm great! How are you?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm great! I saw your-your sign outside. And I decided, I'm going to pull in, and maybe buy a house from her.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You didn't call my office and ask where I was?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Weird...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>He sounds like a nice guy.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>I don't know, I mean people were being really mean to Meredith.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'll let this slide, but I expect you to put this whole Erin thing behind you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh wow another living room!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's a family room.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Carrol</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">carrol</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You put the TV here, you put the family over here.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael why are you here?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Carrol</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">carrol</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Someone told me that I romanticize relationships</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know, we all do that.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Carrol</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">carrol</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I have herpes.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What? Did you have that while we were together?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Carrol</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">carrol</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I just found out today. It's, uh, right there.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh! Oh, that's what you're talking about?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Carrol</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">carrol</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mmhmm, I'm sorry.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Did the doctor check it out?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Carrol</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">carrol</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm between specialists right now.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, yes Michael. Actually you do make a bigger deal out of things than you need to. You proposed to me on our fourth date.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Carrol</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">carrol</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well I believe in love at first sight.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well so do I, but we didn't love each other at first either. I don't know what you were thinking!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Carrol</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">carrol</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I knew what I was thinking at the time, but right now it just seems ridiculous.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[walking downstairs] Excuse me, someone died in the upstairs bathroom didn't they?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Carrol</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">carrol</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Andy walks in Darryl's office] We should schedule meetings, because the days can slip away with chit-chat. Are you crying?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No I'm just sweating.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know who's got you upset but my advice is stop crying.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm not crying I'm just sweating.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Look you need to pick yourself up. Man up, alright? You will win this in the end. It's all about heart, and character. Be your best self.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I have no idea what his problem is, that's just my standard advice. It's good advice right?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[on answering machine] This is Holly Flax, I can't come to the phone right now but please leave a message after the sound of the tiny truck backing up. [BEEP]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi Holly it's Michael, I just wanted to call and let you know that I was thinking about what you said. It's just. You know? It's weird. Today I ended up seeing a lot of women that I used to date, and in my mind they were all great. And then when I actually saw them, it was mostly a freak show. And you and me, that must have been a real train wreck. You know what, Holly? You're wrong. You are wrong. I remember every second of us. And talking to them today, I don't feel for them anything like what I feel for you. I didn't joke with any of them, I joked with you. You are the only one who was actually happy to hear from me. And I don't know why you downgraded what we had but I did not make us up. Ok. Oh, wait, and you should talk to a doctor because you might have herpes. Bye.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What is this about?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oscar, we once sucked face in public. As part of an office presentation to destroy the stigma of gay kissing. Do you recall?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You may have given me a sexually transmitted disease.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Herpes duplex.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It was probably just an ingrown mustache hair but we have to be exhaustive.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I have already contacted all of my ex-lovers except for you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We were never lovers!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm gonna need a list of every man you've ever had sex with. I'm talking train stations, men's rooms...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Flower shops, fireworks celebrations...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Fence with a hole in it..</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Moolit Gandala, carrage drive through Central Park...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>The woods behind the liquor store, the swamp behind the old folk's home.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>An electric car dealership. [Oscar gets up and starts leaving]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>The democratic primaries,</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oscar! Think abou- Think! [door slams]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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</SceneList>
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