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2499 lines
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[phone rings, whispering] Dunder Mifflin, this is Erin... He's not available right now... Uh huh... Yes... Sure, I'll give him the message when he gets up- gets back.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Michael had chicken potpie for lunch. Actually, let me rephrase that, Michael had an entire chicken pot pie for lunch, and- let me be more specific. Michael ate an entire family-sized chicken potpie for lunch and then he promptly fell asleep, so we're all trying to be very quiet so as to not wake him up before 5:00 pm. Which, actually, should be in about... ten minutes.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[whispering] Okay, I'm gonna go in there and change the computer. Are you sure you can change his watch?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[whispering] I can do it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[whispering] What do you need from me?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Normally I don't condone leaving early, but I have an appointment with the horse doctor. How that horse became a doctor, I don't know. [laughs heartily] No, I'm kidding. He's just a regular doctor who shoots your horse in the head when its leg is broken.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[mumbles in his sleep as Pam and Jim change the clocks in his office]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[changing the clock in Michael's car] Like clockwork.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[silently counting] Three, two, one... [Erin turns on the office lights, all laugh loudly]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[wakes up, joins in with the laughter] Uh oh. What's so funny?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You had to be there.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh yay! Geography joke. [still laughing, notices the time] Oh! Wow! Okay. Alright, let's all go home. Come on. See you all tamale.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>See you later!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Bye Michael! [all applaud and cheer, Dwight imitates gunfire] Yeah!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[at company picnic] All right, you ready for this?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, we walk around, everyone sees our faces and we leave, right?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Wait, should I have left the car running? [both laugh]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, don't get us wrong, we like picnics.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Come on, who doesn't like a picnic?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Tell them what happened last year.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I had this huge spider in my baseball mitt.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, no, that guy who hit on me.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, right, some drunk guy hit on Pam last year. Said he was grabbing her for balance.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, you don't grab these [gestures to her chest] for balance.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm gonna say 30.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ah, 40. Insect repellent, which we clearly need, reduces the effectiveness of SPF.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Rolf</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Good point, but, thought of that already. Combination SPF/repellent.</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Woah. Homemade?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Of course. You think the EPA would ever allow that much DEET? [both laugh]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Rolph is my best friend. We met in a shoe store. I heard him asking for a shoe that could increase his speed and not leave any tracks.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Michael, isn't that Holly?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>We're just friends. [approaches Holly and AJ] Hey, hey, wait a second. Who let you in here, is what I want to know.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh no, I see they're letting just anybody in here.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Mmhmm. Yeah, that's right.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>All right.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>All right. Mmhmm. [both start laughing and hug] Hey.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hi. You remember AJ, my boyfriend?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>A little bit. Uh, I meet a lot of people.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey Michael.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey. [hugs AJ a little too forcefully] Arrggh. So would you guys like some lemonade? Or one of you? Or both of you? Either or. The combinations are endless.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Lemonade sounds great.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'd love an iced tea, actually.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You can go to hell. [laughs] I'm kidding. Um, sure, I will get you the best iced tea in the world.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I lied to Kevin. Holly and I can never be just friends. I wrote down a list of bullet points why Holly and I should be together, and I'm going to find the perfect moment today and I am going to tell her. Number one:</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Jim. Pam.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey, how are you?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey Charles.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Nice day, huh?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Must be nice to get a rest from all your rest. [walks away]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I don't get it. He's not even my boss anymore.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Do you want me to beat him up for you?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, I shouldn't have to ask you to do stuff like that. You should just do it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Listen up everyone! I've gone over this lineup very carefully. We cannot forget the humiliation we suffered last year at the softball game with Jim's whole spider-in-the-mitt incident. Right?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, I could've died, so... I looked it up online afterwards.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Erin, back row. Ryan, you move up a row!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Bro-migo, you think you could put Erin on my row?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Why? I don't understand.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>If-</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Woah, woah, woah. W-w-wait a minute. I get it. You want her to set you up so you can spike it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Uh... [laughs sheepishly]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'll tell you what, I'm gonna do you one better. I'm gonna put you next to Phyllis. She is the best setter on the team.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That's...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Sly dog.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>... not what I meant.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Come on, folks!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What is up with you two, Holly?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Um, not much.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>We're designing a house.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">AJ</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">aj</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Cool. For who?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>For us.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">AJ</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">aj</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Wow... I'm designing a chair. It's part of your pants. You sit down, you're supported.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I remember your chair pants idea. [laughs]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I like that. Put me down for a pair. I'm a size 34 waist.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">AJ</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">aj</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>All right, fatty. I will do it. You know what, we should actually rehearse.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay, yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You guys are really gonna do this?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">AJ</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">aj</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You bet your fat ass we are.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Well, in his infinite wisdom, David Wallace has authorized us to put on a little presentation about the history of Dunder Mifflin.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yep, the old comedy team is back together again.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>That's right.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[in a New York accent] Have ya hoyd the news? Extry! Extry! Read all about it!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Newspapers for sale!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[playing volleyball, yelling at Erin, who hit the ball out of bounds] Are you blind?! Are you blind?! [turns attention to a man on the other team] Sir, with the glasses, are you literally blind? I'm concerned you might be in danger.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>These are expensive Ray-Bans, jackass.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Man</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">man</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Okay, I was just looking out for you. [to Erin] You're doing great, by the way.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Thanks.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[playing volleyball] I got it. [Kevin misses]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Ohh! Oh, Kevin! Come on!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Are you blind?!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I could've gotten that, idiot!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Can you see things with your eyeballs?!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>It's not a sledgehammer! Come on, people! We need to get our heads in the game! Let's focus! Come on, you're better than this! I am better than this! Phyllis, why are you sitting on the ground?!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>We've been out here for a while. I don't need this.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[grunts in frustration]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[playing volleyball, Ryan hits the ball away, not paying attention to the game] Oh come- Ryan, come on, man! W-w-wait. Net. Net. Her hand's on the net.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>So what?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Woman</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Rule violation. Ball is ours. Give it to me. Our point. Okay. Hey, Pam, how ya doin? Hey, do you know if you're right-handed or left-handed? Or do you even know? What hand do you use to answer the phone?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Back off, Dwight. [serves] Hyuh! [the opposing team misses the ball, the Scranton team cheers] What?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Maybe I played a little in junior high... and in high school... maybe a little in college... and went to volleyball camp most summers.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[serves] Hyuh! [other team misses and Scranton cheers] Well, look at that, we win!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Nice job, Beesly.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yes! We advance to the next round!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh, Lord in heaven.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[to Phyllis] Had to be part of the group. [laughs]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I brought some snacky snacks, in case we get hungry.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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<QuoteText>Ooh, yes please. [takes a bite] Mmm. So what do you have planned for us today? Hmm?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[watching her eat] What?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Do you have a script for the sketch, or...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Um, no, I just thought we'd wing it. That cool?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Crystal cool.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[playing volleyball] Hit it Andy!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Bump! I bumped it!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Set!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Don't set it to yourself!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[Pam saves the play and Scranton cheers] Yeah!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ow, my ankle!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What happened?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I... twisted it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You weren't even moving. [Phyllis leaves the court] Okay, sub!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I can play.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Is there a... Meredith here?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Rolf</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah! Man in!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Rolph, did you not hear me?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I don't hear cheaters, tramps, or women who break my friend's heart. Let's go!</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>We could do a movie... sort of thing.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[gasps] We could do Back to the Future.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Oh!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We have to convince Dunder and Mifflin to go back in time... fix their parents. [both laugh]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Could we get a Delorean?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Jaws. They swim in the ocean and they terrorize the whole community.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh! [to the theme of "Jaws"] Dun-der. Dun-der...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Dun-der. Dun-der...</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Dun-der. Dun-der. Dun-der. Dun-der. Blooo!! [both laugh]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh... We haven't found our great idea yet.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No. No.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>We're circling it.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hmm...</QuoteText>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[playing volleyball, Scranton wins another game] Nicely done. We're still going to crush you though!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes we are!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Charles</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You suckers are goin down! They're gonna wipe their asses with your serves! Piss all over your faces!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Rolf</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay, Rolph! Woah. Wait, wait- [shouts of disapproval]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's true!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ah, this reminds me of the HR convention last fall.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh yeah, with Bernie and Efrem. That was hilarious.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kendall</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Really, really funny.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Really funny.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kendall</SpeakerText>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Listen guys, one more point and we play corporate. [they get the last point, Jim and Dwight hug]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Settle down gentlemen.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Good game!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Welcome to the 43rd Annual Company Picnic, everybody. Thanks for being here. Now, a couple of employees have volunteered to entertain us with a song.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[shouts from behind the trees] Uh, it's a sketch now.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay, introducing Scranton's Michael Scott performing with Nashua's Holly Flax! I have not seen this. [applause]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>And now, presenting...</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>SlumDunder Mifflinaire! [laughter]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Both</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[imitates Who Wants To Be a Millionaire theme music as both sit in folding chairs]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Are you ready to play SlumDunder Mifflinaire?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes, I am.</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>For one hundred dollars, where did Dunder meet Mifflin? A.) On easy street, B.) a tour of Dartmouth College, C.) they never met, D.) brushing their teeth?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ohh, I'm thinking... I'm going to say... B, tour of Dartmouth College.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That is correct! [both run to another side of the stage, acting out a different scene] How did you know that?! [pantomimes electrocuting Michael]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[screams] Ahhhh!! Ohhh!! Ahhh!! I was there! Ahhh!! I was a tour guide at Dartmouth College!! Noooo!!!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>[now pretending to be Dunder and Mifflin] Nice campus. Think you'll get in?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, I'm definitely getting in. I'm a shoo-in.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm Robert Dunder.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm Robert Mifflin. [pause to see audience's response] Ah, okay. [both run back to chairs]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Robert Mifflin had a great life. But unfortunately, had undiagnosed depression, which over nine million Americans suffer from and is very treatable. For two hundred and fifty dollars, how did he kill himself? A.) A rope, B.) a knife, C.) a gun, D.) brushing his teeth!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Two hundred and fifty dollars is more money than I've ever seen in my life. I will say, C, a gun. He shot himself in the head.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That is correct!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I usually don't enjoy the theater, but this is delightful.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>The economic downturn has been difficult recently, forcing the closures of both Camden and Yonkers, to be followed soon by what other branch? For five-hundred thousand dollars, is it A.) Scranton, B.) Buffalo, C.) Utica, or D.) toothbrush!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I will say B, Buffalo! Final answer!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That is correct!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[over crowd of murmurs] What is he talking about?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Man from Buffalo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">man-from-buffalo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[pantomimes biting off Michael's fingers, Michael screams] How did you know that?!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>David Wallace told me!!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>David, is this true?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Woman from Buffalo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">woman-from-buffalo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Uh, okay everyone, we're at a picnic today...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">david-wallace</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Are we losing our jobs or not, David?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Man from Buffalo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">man-from-buffalo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>They didn't know?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[whispers] I guess not.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm sorry, this certainly wasn't the time or the place to announce this sort of thing, but there have been talks about closing the Buffalo branch.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">david-wallace</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>And?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Woman from Buffalo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">woman-from-buffalo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>We're- we're closing the Buffalo branch.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">david-wallace</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[over shouts of protest] You've got to be kidding me! You've got to be kidding me! We're the best branch in the company! I can't believe it. [Michael and Holly bow]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Man from Buffalo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">man-from-buffalo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>How could you possibly think that the right way to announce a branch closing was in a comedy sketch at the company picnic?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">david-wallace</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Well... I didn't know they didn't know.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>What about the fact that they're here today? What about that? That didn't throw up any alarms? No, Michael needed a little bit for his comedy sketch, and he thought, "oh, this would be really funny."</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">david-wallace</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Damn it, Michael, I told you that in confidence. Now I have to go over and deal with these employees and their families. A little boy just walked up to me and said, "is my daddy gonna have a job by Christmas?"</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">david-wallace</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Well, he's just thinking about his own gifts.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Maybe we shouldn't play due to the circumstances.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hey, people need volleyball now more than ever.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>How do you figure?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Because if we don't play, then the other team wins.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Dwight's right. Corporate deserves to get its ass kicked.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Let's do this.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[playing volleyball] Jim, come on! [Jim scores a point, Scranton cheers]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Look who just woke up! [laughs, scores a point on the next play] I've been up for a while.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Charles</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="recurring">charles</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>It's six to six. It's a nail-biter. [ball hits Kevin]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Kevin! Now it's seven-six, or is that too much accounting for you?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Here's an accounting question for you:</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Rolf</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="recurring">rolf</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[hits the ball over the net and scores a point] Yeah! Boo-yah!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[running for the ball] I got it!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Pam!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[falls] Oof!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You all right?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yep. No, no, no, I'm fine.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You sure?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hey, easy, easy...</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Woah, woah, woah, woah, you wanna get that looked at.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Charles</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="recurring">charles</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No, no, it's fine. Just gimme a second.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I don't know. You know, this is a company picnic, so technically that is a company injury, you know? Safest thing to do is get that examined, right David?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Charles</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="recurring">charles</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">david-wallace</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>All right, you know what? You're just trying to get rid of our best player.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh, Jim, you're putting a volleyball game in front of your fiance's health.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Charles</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="recurring">charles</Character>
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<QuoteText>No, uh-</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Look, seriously, I can move it fine. Come on, let's go, it's our ball. Let's go!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, I don't think we can let you play with that foot.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Charles</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[whispering] Tell you what. I spotted a small hospital a few kilometers south of here. Get her back as soon as possible. I'll stall 'em.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I guess that's it for you, Jim.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Charles</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>All right, you know what? [picks Pam up and carries her off the court] Let's do this.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>We'll be back!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh man, I am so mad that Pam got hurt! Argh!! Rrrraah!!! [kicks volleyball into the woods, calmly] I'll get it. [walks slowly toward the woods]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Probably shouldn't have mentioned Buffalo.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hindsight.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Should've had hindsight.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>How do you think it went before the Buffalo thing?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I think it went well. I think it was good.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>There weren't any laughs.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, it was a tough audience.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, but we wrote it specifically for this audience.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Believe me, I have seen a lot of tough audiences in my time, and that was one of them.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, I'm glad we did it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Me too. [long pause] We have a lot of good material for next year's sketch.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I can't wait.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[on the phone] Yeah, she's with the nurse right now, so you'll have to stall a little longer... No, don't send in the subs yet... Dwight, I don't know. Think of something!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>To be safe, we should do an x-ray.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nurse</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">nurse</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>How long will that take?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, shouldn't be too bad, it's a slow day. So, no other radiation this year, no metal plates, no chance you're pregnant...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nurse</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm sorry, can we just hurry this up? I've got a game to get back to.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh good, because my next question was "do you have a game to get back to."</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nurse</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What'd you think?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I loved it. You know, there was a part near the end that seemed like that went on a little long, but...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">AJ</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">aj</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Well you guys should hit the road before... I close down another branch.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[laughs] Okay. So good to see you.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Good to see you. [they hug] AJ.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Michael. [they shake hands]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">AJ</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">aj</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I didn't find a perfect moment, because I think that today was just about just having today. And I think that we are one of those couples with a long story, when people ask how they found each other. I will see her every now and then, and... Maybe one year she'll be with somebody, and the next year, I'll be with somebody, and it's gonna take a long time... And then it's perfect. I'm in no rush.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Dwight, come on now, it's time to put in the subs.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">david-wallace</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yeah, it looks like Pam won't make it back. Okay?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Charles</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">charles</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Okay. Fine.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>All right! Come on.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Charles</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">charles</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Except, you know what? It's not fine. How many people need to get hurt before we learn a valuable lesson? One? Two? Three? Four?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Dwight.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No, no, hear me out. Five? Six?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Dwight.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Seven? Can I finish please?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Eight?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[on the phone] Oh, Dwight, we're so close! Just buy us a few more minutes... Well, they just called me in for an update, so I'll call you right back... Okay... Okay, great. [goes into a private room where Pam and the doctor are, the voices are inaudible, but the camera can see through a window, Pam and Jim look in shock, they hug and Jim goes back out into the hall to call Dwight back, trembling] Hey, Dwight, uh... send in the subs! [laughs] Ohh! [goes back into the room to hug Pam]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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