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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Coat! [throws coat at Pam]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael just rented The Devil Wears Prada. He has his NetFlix sent here to the office, and he watches them in pieces when things are slow.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Steak! Where's my steeaaak?</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>He's a big Meryl Streep fan, so I shouldn't be surprised that he's identified with her character.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Get me Armani.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>A suit?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>On the phone.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Like the main company number? Because I'm gonna have to call information.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Where's Armani? He's on the phone. Too slow. You are not going to Paris. I'm so much better than you are. [breaks into laughter]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I owe you an apology.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You finished the movie.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. It was awesome. Big surprise ending. Won't ruin it for you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. Go ahead.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Meryl Streep is the bad guy. Never see it coming. Anyways, if I was mean in any way to you, I am sorry. I just want what's best for you, Mo Chuisle.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mo Chuisle. He's watching Million Dollar Baby... He's gonna try to kill me.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>So this one goes with my eyes and this one goes with your eyes. People have said I have very pretty eyes.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You do.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I haven't heard the same about you. So let's just go with mine.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, they both go with the carpet I've ordered, and if you go with the brown leather on the sofas, then they go with that too.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We already have a sofa. So why do--</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>A futon's not a sofa.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It... folds up. You've only seen it flat.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I know what a futon is, Michael.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I-- Ok. How much is this going to cost?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It costs what it costs.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No-- don't... that doesn't even mean anything.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We have gone through this.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>Yes. Money has been a little tight lately. But, at the end of my life, when I'm sitting on my yacht, am I gonna be thinking about how much money I have? No. I'm going to be thinking about how many friends I have, and my children, and my comedy albums. I mean, I have a yacht, so I obviously did pretty well money wise.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's just that you say it's gonna cost what it costs-- [phone rings]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[on the phone] Michael, it's Ryan for you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Conniving little runt. Put him through.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Put him through. Yes. Ryan, my man!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[on the phone] I sent you an email about the new Powerpoint.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, and thank you for sending that to me.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I had IT install the updated Powerpoint on the computer so you can use it for the presentation. I really want people there using Powerpoint.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, yeah, I dunno. I dunno, I think those IT guys messed up.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hold on, I'll get them on the phone.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[looking at nothing] Wait, oh, no, here it is, here it is. Found it.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[talking on phone] Sure, I can hold.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[picks up phone] Dunder Mifflin, Dwight Schrute. Please hold. [opens book, then picks up phone] Schrute Farms, guten tag. How can I help you? Yes, we have availability on those nights. How many in your party? Oh no, I'm sorry, no king beds. No queen either. Well, we make our own mattresses that don't conform to the traditional sizes. Closest would be twin. Thank you so much for calling. Call back again. Aufedersein!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>None of your business, Jim.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do you run the bed and breakfest?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It is not a B and B.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Agrotourism is a lot more than a bed and breakfest. It consists of tourists coming to a farm, showing them around, giving them a bed, giving them brekafest.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Does the Department of Health know about this?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm not telling you anything. [lookings into the camera] Permits are pending. [phone rings] Dwight Schrute, Dunder Mifflin.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hello, I'm looking for a room.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, this is a mis-use of company phones.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It says here you cater to the eldery.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Where did you read that?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Trip Advsior.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Trip Advisor is the life blood of the Agrotourism industry. A couple of bad reviews there, you might as well close up shop. That's what took down the Stalk Inn. One of the cutest little asparagus farms you'll ever see.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>How many in your party?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Two?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We offer tours of the fields, and of the barn. Uh, perhaps you'll be interested in, um, Mose's table making demonstration?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So, um, I forgot to tell you that I need the car tonight.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh! Um, actually, I need the car.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Why? Improv? Why don't you just pretend you have a car? Good practice, incase you ever do a scene where you need to pretend you have a car?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Use to have two cars, traded 'em in, now we're down to one. Good economic sense. Although the new car is a Porsche. For her.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>One cardigan, one sleeping cardigan and one sleep apnea mask.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What about my cherub figurine?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You took that with you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No I left it on my night table-- your night table, by the lamp.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You are incorrect. I was recently scrubbing my room of memories, and I didn't see it there.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Fine.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>My girlfriend and I broke up recently. And I must say, I am relieved. Gives me a chance to sow my wild oats. In the Schrute family, we have a tradition, where when the male has sex with another woman, he is rewarded with a bag of wild oats left on his door step by his parents. You can use these oats to make oatmeal, bread, whatever you want. I don't care, they're your oats.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>The bar uses an applause meter. That is why it's so important that you all come and applaud only for my band. Scrantonicity 2. NOT Scrantonicity, which I am no longer a part of. Michael, can I count on you?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You can not, I have a thing tonight.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Dammit.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Uh, Michael.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That reminds me, uh, if the invitation still stands, Pam and I would love to have dinner tonight.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh no, I have a thing tonight.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Darn it!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Shoot!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>How about this weekend?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, can't.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We only had tonight free, and we really wanted to spend it with you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Dammit to hell. I-I-ugh, ok. All right.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Where are you going out tonight?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You wouldn't understand. It's a secret.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I wouldn't understand or a secret?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm sorry Mr. O'Brian, I didn't mean to interrupt your dinner. I just have a very exciting offer. My records indicate that you have expressed interest in losing some weight. Well, what if I told you that I have a pill that will make you 50 pounds lighter in 5 minutes? How does that sound? Amazing right? Well, it won't be that fast, but it will-[notices camera]- it will be that easy.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I can't believe this place is real. I mean, I've heard about his beet farm for years, but wow.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>The Beets Motel.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>The Beets Motel? That is, wow.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you. Eh. The Embassy Beets. Radishon!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>How are you doing this?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know! [Mose starts running by the left side of the car]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh my gosh.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I just love sales. I love it to death. It's as simple as that. And I don't get to do it enough as a manager, so I took this second job. I count it as a hobby. Some people have golf, or relaxing.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's going on here?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, I just got off the phone, and I was gonna make another call.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We're a legit operation with a license from the city I can show you. We pay minimum wage against commision--</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, they're with me, so... this is Nick Figaro, manager to the stars!</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We have three rooms, each with a different theme.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What are the themes?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>American, Irrigation, and Night-Time.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Irrigation.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nice.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'll put you down for Irrigation. Well then, do you have any special needs or diertary restrictions?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes. We will be requiring a bed time story.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Not even Harry Potter?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. Jim, come on.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>But you promised.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mose, bags! Now!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Here we are, the Irrigation Room! A very special room. So I'll come get you before the table-making demonstration. And as of this morning, we are completely wireless here in Schrute Farms. But as soon as I find out where Mose hid all the wires, we'll get that power back on. All righty.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Everybody in the conference room. In 5 minutes.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>These meetings are useless.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I just want to remind you to stick to the script. Improving the work. So, make the call, say the lines, make the sale. Got it?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Very inspirational. [laughter]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We're offering a $50 bonus tonight to the guy with the most sales. Ok.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Or a woman.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Or a trained seal. [laughter]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You could make jokes when you've made a sale there rookie, ok? [laughter ends]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hmmm, I'd say 1 in 6.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, I thought you asked me what our chances were in being murdered here tonight.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know, I've just realized, this is Pam's and my first night away together. I use to play it over my head, and it was just a little bit different. Maybe a uh, nice hotel. Or a romantic dinner. Wine... uh but, wine that wasn't made out of beets. Didn't think Dwight would be involved at all. And uh, I always imagined less manure. I mean, some manure, just... less.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mose, what are you doing? No Mose! Put the-- Put the manure down! Put it down! Do not throw it! DO NOT THROW IT! Ow!</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, is Mr. Hudson there?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[on the phone] Yes, who is this?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm just calling because you responded positively to the--</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>...Stanley?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why are you calling me here at home?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Spanish accent] Senor, are you happy with your--</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael, I know that's you. Why are you calling me here at home?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[speaking with a different voice] Have you-- Have you considered satellite television?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael, I know that's you. I know your voice. Why are you calling me here at home? [Michael hands up]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[on the phone] When I'm at home at night in my own house in my sweats drinking some red wine watching my mystery stories, the last thing in the whole God forsaken world I want to hear is the voice of Michael Scott.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well your son sounds like he's really motivated. I think it's crazy the coach won't play him frankly.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[hangs up phone] My office.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You bet.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Just dial the number on the sheet and stick to the script. Say those words exactly, got it? I don't know why we have to keep on having this conversation.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Look, I know sales, and I had that sale, I just needed a few more minutes--</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>A few more minutes is a waste of our time.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It is not a waste of our time.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>This is a trading game.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You give a quick pitch. You make the sale. You move on. That's how Vikram does it.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Vikram doesn't have my people skills.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good for Vikram, because he out-sells you every night.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, I hope this conversation has helped.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[reading to Jim, Pam, and Mose] And Harry saw the white hand raise its wand, and felt Voldemort's surge of vicious anger. Saw the frail old man on the floor write in agony. "Harry?" It was over quickly as it had come. Harry stood shaking in the darkness, clutching the gate in the garden, his heart racing.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What did you get tonight?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh it looks like mixed masala, eggplant, and rice.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, that looks good.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, and what about you? Peanut butter flavor again?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I am going with the vanilla crisp this evening.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Enjoy.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I was a surgeon back home.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Really?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wonder what I would've been back home?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well this is your home.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I know, but it's competitive here. What's a dollar worth in your land? Medical school must cost like 40 bucks or a donkey or something.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uhh, no.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I would've been chief of surgery... Or a cowboy.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Jim and Pam hear noise] Wait, you're going up there?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. Coward.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Pam sees Mose in an outhouse] Oh my God. What century is this?</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know what, here's the thing about Die Hard 4. Die Hard one, the original, John McClane was just this normal guy. You know, he's just a normal New York City cop, who gets his feet cut, and gets beat up. But he's an everyday guy. In Die Hard 4, he is jumping a motorcycle into a helicopter. In air. You know? He's invincible. It just sort of lost what Die Hard was. It's not Terminator.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dude, you should review movies. [other co-workers agree]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I actually wrote a movie.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Really?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm writing one, yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's it about?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Um, sort of a spy, thriller...</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's so captivating? [everyone stops talking, go back to work] I like captivating things. And this must be really captivating because it's keeping you off the phones. I mean time is your money, that's how I know how captivating it is. Because how much time you spend talking.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nick</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Pam and Jim hear Dwight crying] Ugh, your turn.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<QuoteText>Hey Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh yes. Ever since the storm.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Is everything satisfactory with your stay?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, yeah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Great.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right, next time dude.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You drive, I had too much wine.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay. How's yoga?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I didn't go.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good night Vikram.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, congrats on the bonus.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you Michael.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well if you concentrate and make your calls faster, yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Michael. Morning. Hey Dwight, how are you?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Pam.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You okay?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey guys! What's happening? How's my favorite branch doin'?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Um... that wasn't much of an introduction.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ladies and gentlemen, your boss, Michael Scott.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ahh, still lame. Okay. All right. Thank you, Ryan, for that wonderful introduction. Okay, um, today we're gonna be talking... about...PowerPoint! PowerPoint! PowerPoint! PowerPoint!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes I forgot about Ryan's presentation. And yes, it would have been nice to do well with the first presentation he had given me. But you know what else would have been nice? Winning the lottery.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>And the best way to start is to hit start. And up comes the toolbar, that's what she said. What we have to do here is go to Run, and then you look up to PowerPoint. And we are in. We are going to register. You hit register-- Updates are ready. I should update. Um, estimated time 12 minutes, so this should take 5 or 10 minutes.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is this the first time you ever opened PowerPoint?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You didn't prepare a presentation at all, did you?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, I had a really rough night, and my boss can back you up on that.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm your boss.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>My other boss, Mr. Figaro.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You have another job?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What I do between 5:30 pm and 1 am is no one's business but mine and my other business'.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Are you a cocktail waitress?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're so funny.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay, bye honey.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Huh, okay.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wait! This doesn't matter. And I don't even care. Michael, you quit the other job, or you're fired here.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Nick, I had a dream last night that I had two full time jobs. One here at the Lipophedrazone diet pill company--</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Lipophedrine</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Mr. Figaro</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">mr-figaro</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>And the other I was a Regional Manager of a small paper supply company called Dunder Mifflin.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Never heard of it.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Mr. Figaro</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">mr-figaro</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>In this dream I did both of these jobs beautifully, and I loved it, and everybody loved me. But the truth is, I can't do this.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Are you quitting?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Mr. Figaro</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">mr-figaro</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I am.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Come back anytime, don't forget to disinfect your headset.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Mr. Figaro</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">mr-figaro</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I was never in this for the money. But it turns out that the money was an absolute necessity for me. I tried to live the dream. I tried to have a job, a girlfriend, another job, and I failed. But the good thing about the American dream is that you can just go to sleep, and try it all again the next night.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>So.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's up?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Me. All night. Dreaming about Angela's smoking hot body.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're being gross.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Not from a male perspective. You need to set me up with her, I know she told you that she's looking, and she's totally not responding to my moves.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What moves?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I have moon-walked past accounting like ten times.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I can't believe that's not working.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Um, I don't know if I really see you two together.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Really? Well, maybe you should look in the smart part of your brain.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>She's very religious.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, well I come from a line Wasps so long it leads back to Moses.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, well she takes her convictions pretty seriously, she can be kind of severe.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, and I punched a hole in a wall.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's right, you did.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Now that I think about it, Angela and Andy might actually make a good couple. But I couldn't do that to Dwight... or Angela... or Andy.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey Kevin, you're a gambler right? A rounder, you play the ponies, small horses.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I do gamble Michael.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, I was thinking about doing some gambling myself. You know, just a little bit of money. Maybe doubling it, and them doubling it seven more times. I don't know, kind of just for fun. I was thinking, do you have tips, or ideas about sure things. Like a boxer who is going to throw the big fight, you know, like, like he's tied into some crooked dealings, maybe his kid is sick or something. Like, who do I call about that?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>The mob.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do you know anybody in the mob?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[shakes head no]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, um, Oscar, I'm going to need to take another advance on my salary.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What do you mean you have plans tonight?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I have my daughter tonight; we're renting Charlotte's Web.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, you have to make a choice, it's either your daughter, or me.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>My daughter.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, I see how it is. [pushes a stack of files onto the floor] Oops.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That was cold.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[makes a W then an L with her fingers, and then runs a finger across her throat]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>He's always been terrible with money.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I bet it's Jan spending him straight to the poor house.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, women be shoppin'.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I can't believe he has a second job.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>He's not even good at his first one.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey guys.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Shh.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What'cha talking about? [camera pans to each face in the break room] Okay, I know what's going on. You're talking about Jim and Pam, if they're having sex, what it looks like, I know, I think--</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, hey, hey.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael, are you having money problems?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Monkey problem? No, I'm not having monkey problems. Why would I have monkey problems?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You heard me correctly.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, I hate monkeys.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's going on, why do you have a second job?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't have a second job. Maybe I'm having an affair with Suzanne Summers.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Doesn't Jan have money?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't talk to my girlfriend about money. It is rude, and unsexual.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>True, it's best to hide our money problems from women.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I totally agree with you. But I don't have money problems, I don't. Alright, you know what? Watch this, if I had money problems, would I do this? [Michael holds up a bill, crumples it up, puts it back in his pocket]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You just put it back in your pocket.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="true">{Oscar} and {Stanley}</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, but I destroyed it, it's not even useable anymore.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, let's call this what it is.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's like she only wants to hook up when Ryan comes around. It's gotten to the point where I get excited every time I see that little dude walk through the door.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, I just need to know where this is going.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, I like you. Oh yeah, what's not to like? But you need to access your uncrazy side, otherwise maybe this thing's run its course.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Don't you dare walk away from me Darryl Philben, you are the most selfish person I've ever met in my entire--</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Slow down, think it over.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Darryl Philben is the most complicated man that I've ever met. I mean, who says exactly what they're thinking? What kind of game is that?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey cuz, heard you're having money problems.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No you didn't.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Listen, I've got the answer. You declare bankruptcy, all your problems go away.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to William Charles Schneider.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>How would that help Creed? In Monopoly when you go bankrupt, you lose.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You don't go by Monopoly man, that game is nuts. Nobody just picks up "get out of jail free" cards, those things cost thousands.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That is a good point.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Bankruptcy, Michael, is nature's do-over. It's a fresh start, it's a clean slate.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Like the witness protection program.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Exactly.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Not at all.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I've always wanted to be in the witness protection program. Fresh start, no debts, no baggage. I've already got my name picked out, Lord Rupert Everton. I'm a shipping merchant who raises fancy dogs. That's the life.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I... DECLARE... BANKRUPTCY!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I didn't say it, I declared it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Still, that's not anything.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>This is a lot of credit card debt.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, tell me about it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mmm.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know, Jan has my credit cards, and she's using them as if I'm made of money, she thinks I'm a human ATM machine.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Twelve hundred dollars. What's a Core Blaster Extreme?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That is by far the best way to strengthen your core. This machine, you sit on a stabilizer ball, you put your feet into the power stir-ups, you reach up and you grab onto the super rod, and you twist, and you twist, and you twist. It strengthens your entire core. Your back core, your arm core, the Marine Core actually uses it. I think that's how they got a core.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, the green bar is what you spend every month on stuff you need, like a car and a house.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Right.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm done!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No you're not! Ok, just... you're not a tool. Look, we'll tell her that it's bad, but it could've been a lot worse but due to some fancy financial foot work I was able to cut it in half.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Jan is smart.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>She poses.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Dwight, how's the hotel business?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Stupid.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Have you checked Trip Advisor recently?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Maybe you should.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Maybe you should. Whatever.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We wrote a good review. Under comments, we wrote, the natural aroma of the beets drifts into the bedroom and makes you dream of simpler times.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>The dawn goose walk will tug at your heartstrings.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Table making never seemed so possible.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You will never want to leave your room.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>The architecture reminds one of a quaint Tuscan beet farm.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm glad you enjoyed your stay.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So due to Michael's clever financial maneuvering, he finds himself tremendously in debt.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Um, that's, how did you get that from what Oscar's saying?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Jan.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I don't know.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I don't think so.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[to Andy] You may ask me out to dinner. Nothing fancy or foreign, no bars, no patios, no vegetables, and no seafood.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Uhh-mmm [moaning]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Did I ever tell you why I left Scranton?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ah, dinner. Let's see, maybe we should try the new Italian place, where the drive-in used to be.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey Jan.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Not much, what's up with you?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What does that mean?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know that.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'll stay off the grid.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I think the engineer left.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Don't sell your implants please.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's nice though.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It looks cute though.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What is the matter with you?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What is the matter with... me?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm... discombobulated.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, you need to focus, Michael. You need to stop spending money.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah. What?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Um, my CDs.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I do.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, good, okay. What bank?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[whispers] Case Logic.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm asking about Certificates of Deposit.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I can't.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I can't go back to that.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I think you can. I... what?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Gentlemen, a word. Look, you guys are my closest friends in this office.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Right back at ya.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>State your business!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I am dying of lovesickness and horny-sickness.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That is impossible. Unless you mean gonorrhea.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, fellas! And... lady.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I still do not have your reimbursement check.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[waves] Hi.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Angela, you like lacrosse?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You wanna go?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Afterwards at the...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Still waiting on that check.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Pam! You don't think he'll mind if we take the shampoo, do you? [holds up large bottle]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mmm. Mmm-mmm. [shakes head 'no']</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Mose serves bacon] Thank you, Mose.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[clears throat] Everybody poops.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, they do.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Where's Dwight?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Gone.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Where'd he go?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>His day place.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>The office.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What office?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hmm.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mose, Angela hasn't been around here much lately, has she?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Angela - she used to stay here sometimes?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Angela [leaves].</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[on trampoline] Cannonball! Lemon bomb! Jim, Pam, watch! Jim, Pam, watch! Jim, Pam, watch!</QuoteText>
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<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">mose</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, we're watching, Mose!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, go Yankees! I'm a war hero!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Mose</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">mose</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're doin' great, buddy!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Name's Mose, buddy! Dwight, can I stop? They're not even looking.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Mose</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">mose</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, go ahead and stop. You guys, you should really be looking, he's working his ass off over here.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm sorry, did we or did we not pay for a show?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, go ahead, they're right.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Large spins!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Mose</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">mose</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[not watching Mose] More spins.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Arr, dammit! [throws saw at table he was working on]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Helicopter!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Mose</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">mose</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
</SceneList>
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