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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[entering office] Hey, have they left for the big meeting yet? I've got Michael's lucky tie.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. They're in the conference room.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wait, are those Michael's Levis?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, who dry-cleans jeans?</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael and his jeans. He gets in them, and I'm not exactly sure what happens. But I can tell you, he loves the way he looks in those jeans. I know that's why he started casual Fridays.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[to Ryan] I'll take those. Thanks. [throws jeans under her desk]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>This is a projection of the county's needs...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wow, graphs and charts, somebody's really been doing their homework. Looks like USA Today.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thirteen schools, uh, two hospitals...</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>So this possible client they're talking about, actually a big deal. It's Lackawanna County. Our whole county. And if we get this, they may not have to downsize our branch. And I could work here for years. And years. [groan] Years.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>So when we get to the Radisson, I'd like to, um-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I changed it. To Chili's.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Excuse me?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Radisson just gives out this vibe, "Oh, I'm doing business at the Radisson". It's kind of snooty. So.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You had no right to do that, Michael.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Here's the thing. Chili's is the new golf course. It's where business happens. Small Businessman Magazine.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It said that.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It will. I sent it in. Letter to the editor.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Alright. But you will let me run this meeting.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh huh, uh huh. [under his breath] Power trip.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>She had done a background check on me, she had it printed out.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah. And she was asking me about stuff, line by line, while we were having dinner.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That is unbelievable.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What is going on?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We are doing worst first dates.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh my God, I win! Ok, it was a minor league hockey game. He brought his brother, and when I went to the bathroom, the game ended and they forgot about me.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok, that's a joke.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, they had to come back for me.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wait, when was this?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Umm... it was not that long ago.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wait, not Roy. Say it's not your fiance. [laughs]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I always knew Pam has refused to go to sports games with Roy, but I never knew why. Interesting.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ok, let's do this thing. [to Pam] Wish us luck.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good luck, Michael. Good luck, Jan.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[under his breath] Kiss ass. Ok, probably going to go late tonight. Burning the midnight tequila. So, I think you could all just take off now.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael, shouldn't take more than an hour.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do you always shut down the entire office when you leave for an hour?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, no. That would not be efficient. Actually, they just don't get very much work done when I'm not here. [Jan stares at Michael] That's not true. I know how to delegate, and they do more work done when I'm not here. Not more. The same amount of work is done, whether I am here or not. [another Jan stare] Hey, everybody, listen up. This is what we're gonna do. You sit tight, until I return. Sound good? Doesn't matter, it's an order. Follow it blindly, mwahahaha, ok? Alright, ciao. [to Oscar] Adios!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So which way is Chili's?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, I'll drive.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, no, that's alright. I wanna leave straight from there.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's just a couple blocks away, so... boy, you really don't know Scranton, do you?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I know Scranton.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>At all!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Alright.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You ever been to Scranton, Jan? Dar de-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>If it's a couple blocks away-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dar de dar.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ok.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Jan Levinson-Gould. Jan is cold. If she was sitting across from you on a train and she wasn't moving, you might think she was dead.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We should come up with a signal of some sort.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Why would we need a signal?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, in case one of us gets into trouble, the other one can signal-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What kinda trouble are you planning on getting in, Michael?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, I... it could be either of us.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You're gonna let me do the talking, we agreed on that.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeees.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hello? Christian?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Thought that was you. Hi. Michael Scott. This is Jan Levinson-Gould.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Just Jan Levinson.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No Gould?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No. [To Christian] Thank you very much for meeting with us. Have you been waiting long?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, not long.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Uh, Jan, what happened?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Is Gould dead? What uh-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Michael, we got divorced, ok? [to Christian] I'm so sorry. Excuse me.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Wow, you're kidding me! Do you wanna talk about?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Michael. [to hostess] Uh, could we have a table for three, please?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>When did this happen?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We're in a meeting.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ok.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>This way, please.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Christian.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Alright, after you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[mouths "Wow" to the camera]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I thought we could start by going over the needs of the county.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Right. Well, Lackawanna County has not been immune to the slow economic growth over the past five years. So for us, the name of the game is budget reduction-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Awesome blossom.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[to Christian] I think we should share an Awesome Blossom, what do you say? They are awesome. Want to, Christian, blossom?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Sure.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ok, it's done. Actually, [turns around] Megan, may we have an Awesome Blossom, please, extra awesome? Now it's done.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I heard a-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>If you have a-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Christian, you don't have to listen to this.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ok.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Just the one.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[to Michael on speakerphone] Ok, you want me to read 'em?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok. Um, a fisherman is walking down Fifth Avenue walking an animal behind him-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>When-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nope. Told it. Not as good as you think. Pick another one.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok. There's a transcript between a naval ship-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh ho ho, yea! Bingo! And a lighthouse. Yes. That is hysterical. Could you start that one from the beginning?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It is a screenplay. Starring himself.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Agent Michael Scarn.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Of the FBI.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>How long is this? [flips through pages] Oh, Pam. Good work! Oop, wait, stop. Drawings.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What is that?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, those are drawings. In case the writing didn't really put a picture in your head. And there he is, in the flesh, Agent Michael Scarn. Now we know what he looks like.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>First guy says "Well, I'm an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn". And the second guy says, "Well, I am a pimp, so I drive a cheap Escort". And the third guy says "I gotcha both beat, I'm a proctologist, so I drive a brown Probe".</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ohhh no! [laughs] Oh my God, that's funny! I almost had Awesome Blossom coming out of my nose!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to waitress] Excuse me, could I have a vodka tonic, please?</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do we all have our copy of "Threat Level: Midnight", by Michael Scott?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Alright, let's get this started. I'm gonna be reading the action descriptions, and Phyllis, I would like you to play Catherine Zeta Jones.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's the character's name?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh yeah-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ok, you guys should not be doing this.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why not, Dwight? This is a movie. I mean, this is for all of America to enjoy.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You took something that doesn't belong to you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We would probably be upset with ourselves if we went this whole night without talking business, so, Dunder-Mifflin can provide a level of personal service to the county that the warehouse chains just can't match.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, we are out to save money.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's the bottom line?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Bop! Be blah bop, be boo boo bop.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That's why I wanted a signal, between us, so that I wouldn't have to just shout non-sense words. That's her fault.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Did somebody say "baby back ribs"? Hmmm? Hmmmmm?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sir, you have some messages.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Not now!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>They're important.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok, what are they?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>First message is:</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, I have acted before. I was in a production of "Oklahoma" in the seventh grade. I played the part of Mutey the Mailman. They had too many kids, so they made up roles like that. I was good.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>If it isn't my old partner, Samuel L. Chang.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Agent Michael Scarn, you lost some weight.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you for noticing. Now keep me company for one more mission. [Pam gets up to talk to Roy]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, uh, I have to work late.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Pow! Pow! Pow!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hahaha, Agent Michael Scarn, you so funny. Word.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>Michael's movie? Two thumbs down. [Smiles] Heh.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>A man sitting several seats down, who has a gold face, turns to Michael Scarn. [out of character] Uh... Ooh, Oscar, you wanna play Goldenface?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mr. Scarn, perhaps you would be more comfortable in my private jet?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, perhaps I would, Goldenface. Sam, get my luggage.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I forget it, brutha.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Samuel, you are such an idiot, you are the worst assistant ever. And you're disgusting, Dwigt. [out of character] Wait, who's Dwigt?</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>Here's what we think happened. Michael's sidekick, who all through the movie is this complete idiot who's causing the downfall of the United States, was originally named Dwight. But then Michael changed it to Samuel L. Chang using a search and replace, but that doesn't work on misspelled words, leaving behind one Dwigt. And Dwight figured it out. Oops.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>D-W-I-G-H-T.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok, you know what? I am done with this. That's it, the end.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, some of us wanna keep reading, so-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, you don't speak for everyone, Jim. Ok, announcement. My uncle bought me some fireworks. Anyone who wants to see a real show, come with me outside now.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's actually a good idea. We'll all take a brief intermission. [To Pam] Hey, are you hungry?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah?</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>So after watching my mom go through so much pain, I decided to keep that promise, that I made to her, and take care of her.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Woo, well, this brings us to Jan. Truth or Dare? Tell us about your divorce. Ohh, ohh.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's not fair.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We'd been fighting for a while-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Check please.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[Pam lights a candle] Wow.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>For the bugs.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Nice. That's excellent, because bugs love my famous grilled cheese sandwich.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes... nice! I can't remember the last time someone made me dinner.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Right down the street?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I don't know. I guess I could give you guys our business, but you have to meet me half way, ok, because they're expecting me to make cuts.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So, I guess I'll see you in [looks at watch] ten hours.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What are you going to do with your time off?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[waving to Christian] See ya.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Goin'. Ok. Where we goin'? Doesn't matter. Goin' to the go go. [nervous laugh] Oh-ok.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Morning, Pam. Hey.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hello, Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Who.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Could it be that Agent Michael Scarn has finally found his Catherine Zeta?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Really.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Cause there was dinner, by candlelight.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Uh hmm.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Have you ever heard of Doctor David Friendly?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Doctor David Friendly's Egg Yolk Diet. It's, it's kind of unique. It's just, my diet the last couple months has consisted mostly of eggs yolks and cottage cheese. And, um, what you do, you don't just have the egg yolks, it's not like a Rocky thing. You do like hard boiled eggs and I got one a those melon ballers [shot of Michael peeling boiled egg] and I, it's just like a little ice cream scoop, and I just scoop out the middle of the egg and just pop it in my mouth. I don't even, I don't even use a plate anymore. Uh, the first couple weeks I did, but you know what, boom, I keep a melon baller in my desk so if I have a hard boiled egg [Jenna breaks as Pam and laughs] I know, I know! But you know what? It's perfect. I know it sounds ridiculous, it sounds ridiculous, but you know what? Dr. David Friendly, he came up with this thing. The guy, I think he was like four hundred pounds when he started, and he started with this... I, well, the melon baller was my idea.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Most of that is good.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm almost there, so we should have plenty of time to go over the presentation.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Uh huh.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ok, alright.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Meeting confirmed. Would you like your confirmation number? Please grab a pen, because I will only be repeating this once.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[sighs] I'll see you in ten minutes.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>42897. Ok.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What is a closer? A closer is a sales term for someone who always gets the job done. And that is me. A B C, always be closing. Glen Garry, Glen Ross. "Hey, gimme the Glen Ross leads." "No way, they're just for closers." "Do you know who you're talking to?" "I'm Michael Scott." "Really? Well, take any lead you want." "No thanks, I don't need 'em." Because I have a client list [taps screen] right here in my computer. [sighs] So suck on that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, do you mind leaving?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, not at all.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Do you think they'll get the account. [Stanley stares at her] How come you never answer me?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[reading screenplay] Bullets are flying everywhere. Ooo, wait, last page, big finish. Here we go. Agent Michael Scarn kicks open the plane door with a karate chop.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, it's just a movie, Dwigt.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, now it doesn't make any sense.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Just then, Agent Chang gets a bullet in the head.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh! So close to retirement.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Is that it?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yup, I guess so.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Does he die?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I sincerely doubt it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What was my worst first date? Umm. It was a couple of years ago. It was a lunch date, actually, it was right down here, at Cugino's. And we had just met, and we really hit it off, it was, it was kinda nice. Umm, huh. And, uh, then, as it turned out, it wasn't even a date, because she was actually in love with someone else. So, best first date is also my worst first date. Oddly enough.</QuoteText>
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