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3429 lines
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<QuoteText>Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Sure, can I ask who's calling? Just a second.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Jim Halpert. What? How did you get this number? Stalker.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Katy and Jim met in the office. And now I guess they're like going out, or dating, or something. And, uh... I don't know! You know? They're just... She calls him, and they... You know, I'm sorry. I feel like I'm talking really loud. Am I talking really loud?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>So we're still on for lunch? You're meeting me here? Okay. Great. Bye.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[to Jim] Hey! You can just give her your extension.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Howard, slash Ryan, Ryan Howard is sitting in my office. And he has been a temp here for a couple of months and he's kind of gotten the lay of the land a little bit. Had a few laughs along the way. And now he wants to know what I think.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>The temp agency wants to know what you think.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Shall we? Let us proceed. First up, proficiency in necessary skills. Aaaaeeexcellent! [laughs]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Michael's in there right now evaluating the temp. He hasn't evaluated me in years.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Five years from now, what do you want to do? Where do you want to be?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ah, well, I'm interested in business.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh! Good. Ambitious. Excellent. Want to be a manager?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Uh, no, actually, uh, what I want is to own my own company.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That is ridiculous.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ryan's about to attend the Michael Scott School of Business. I'm like Mr. Miyagi and Yoda rolled into one.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[speaks in a Yoda voice] Much advice you seek. [regular voice] Do you know who that is?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Fozzie bear?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Mmm... No. That was Yoda.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>There are ten rules of business that you need to learn. Number one:</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[to Ryan] [makes clicking noises like shooting a gun] Hey!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Michael and I have a very special connection. He's like Batman, I'm like Robin. He's like the Lone Ranger, and I'm like Tonto. And it's not like there was the Lone Ranger, and Tonto, and Bonto.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[in background, on phone] But it says no late fee... .</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Quote>
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<QuoteText>[alarm sounds] People!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<QuoteText>Okay! Everybody!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>This is not a test! Move to the exits!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Do not panic!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Head towards the exits.</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Safety partners.</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Get up off your desks!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Do not panic.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[in phone] No, I don't hear it? Alright.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, panic is warranted!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Go in single file lines.</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[in phone] No, no. Finish the...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>This is not at drill!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Arms at your sides! Arms at your sides!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Please, move quickly! This is a paper company, people! Step lively!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Go, let's go.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>This whole place is a tinder box, it is ready to blow!</QuoteText>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>This is not a test! Can you leave?!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, you say that every time.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>DO YOU WANT TO DIE?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, boy...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Do you want to die? OUT!!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Alright, let's go, let's go.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>STANLEY! Have you ever seen a burn victim?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Come on, you're safety partners!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Move to the exits!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You're safety partners!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We've got smoke! We've got smoke! Smoke! Gah! [Spots Kelly] Oh, Kelly! You're okay! I've got you!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm okay!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Cover your nose and mouth. Breathe through your nose.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Let go of me!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Breathe through your nose. Remove your stockings. Okay? They'll melt right into your flesh! Stay below the smoke line. Let's go! Clear out, stat! STAT MEANS NOW!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes, I was the first one out. And, yes, I've heard women and children first. But, we do not employ children. We are not a sweat shop. Thankfully. And, uh, women are equal in the workplace by law. So, I let them out first, I have a lawsuit on my hands.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Another rule of business is being able to adapt to different situations.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Adapt. React. Re-adapt. Act. All right? That's rule number two.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, guys, listen up, we need a head count. We need to count off. Michael's number one. Where is he? Where is he?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So what was rule two?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ah... adapt, react, re-adapt, act.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, well, let's... . let's kind of take it a little slower.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey, Michael. Um... Ryan needs his number for the count off.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, uh, well, one is taken.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Uh, okay, two?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>NO!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay... uh, sorry?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, he can have 14. Marjory's not here today.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, he needs a permanent number, right?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>...I don't.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, you know what else? I thought of a nickname for the three of us. Three Musketeers.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Um, yeah. Okay. That... No, no, no. I got one. I got one. The Three Stooges.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>That's funny, too. But if we're the Three Musketeers...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I don't want to be like "a guy" here. You know? Like, Stanley is the "crossword puzzle guy". And Angela has cats. I don't want to have a thing... here. You know, I don't want to be the "something guy".</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, you know what? I am going to be, uh, setting the agenda here. Okay? Can everybody gather up, please? Important announcement. Very important announcement. I think this is a perfect opportunity for all of us to participate in some really intense, psychologically revealing conversations. So we're going to be playing Desert Island, umm, Who Would You Do?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Ooh.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>And, um...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>...Would You Rather?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Would You Rather. Would You Rather is our third game.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[to firemen] Hey guys, great response time. Listen up, I got some theories. Okay, there's a...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay, so... three books on a desert island? Angela.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>The Bible.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That's one book. You've got two others.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>A Purpose Driven Life.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Nice. Third book?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay. Phyllis.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Um, The DaVinci Code.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>The DaVinci Code!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Nice.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I would take The DaVinci Code... so I could burn The DaVinci Code.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay. Great, that's going to keep you warm for like 7 seconds. Question:</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Rule number four. In business, image is everything - Andre Agassi. This car is an investment. Right? If I have to take out a client or I'm seen around Scranton in it. I love it. I love this car. Do you like it?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay. Thought people read more books.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>DVDs! Five movies. What would you bring to the island? Yes! Meredith?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Legends of the Fall, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Legally Blond, Bridges of Madison County...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Wow.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Legends of the Fall?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Wow. Bridges of Madison County, Legally Blond, these movies are just... .</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, I kind of liked Legal...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Wait, wait, wait. Pam. No. Do you understand? The... the game is Desert Island Movies, not guilty pleasure movies. Desert Island Movies are the movies you're going to watch for the rest of your life! Forever! Unforgivable.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I take it back.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Unforgivable.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I take it back!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Good.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>...and Ghost. But, ah, just that one scene...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Is this your car, Ryan?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Good shocks.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hello, Mr. Egghead! Woop! So... oh, Stanley Kaplan! I know him. 'M' is for Murder, 'P' is for...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That's actually a test prep book.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>...for Phone. What?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That's a test prep for business school.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Um, oh, thinking about business school?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So you think you know a lot about business?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, not yet.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Uh huh.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Just started.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah. Quiz me.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I... wouldn't even know where to start.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Come on, egghead. Let's do it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Do it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Quiz me up.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>All right, um... Why have people been rethinking the Microsoft model in the past few years?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>When I was Ryan's age, I worked in a fast food restaurant, to save up money for school. And then I spe... lost it in a pyramid scheme. But I learned more about business, right then and there, than business school would ever teach me, or Ryan would ever teach me.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Is it cheaper to sign a new customer? Or to keep an existing customer?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[to Dwight] Shut, it. Can I... can I just do it please? [to Ryan] Uh, it's equal.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It is ten times more expensive to sign a new customer.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay. Yes! It was a trick question.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, but look, I mean, he didn't need business school. Okay, Michael comes from the school of hard knocks.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Self taught. You didn't even go to college.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You know what, Dwight? You don't need to help me here. Okay? Well, you know... Maybe you should go to business school like Ryan, then... then you'd know what you're talking about.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>For instance, why don't you go to business...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[to Ryan] You should learn from him, right?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I am.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Right?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I am.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Stop. Dwight. You know what? You're acting like a dork. Would you cool it? Please. Okay. Hey! He's not your five year old brother, Dwight. He's a valued member of this company... and you know what? He knows more about business than you ever will.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Stupid!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I did not go to business school. You know who else didn't go to business school? LeBron James, Tracy McGrady, Kobe Bryant. They went right from high school to the NBA. So... so it's not the same thing. At all.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Look at this stuff. Market fragments. What is that supposed to be?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It's a way of looking at consumers as subsets of a larger client base.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You are so smart. You are so eff-in' smart. You should be teaching me.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Pam? Get us back into it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Five movies. Go ahead.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Um, Fargo, um, Edward Scissorhands, Dazed and Confused...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ooh, definitely in my top five.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes. In my top three, so suck it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Breakfast Club. Um... The Princess Bride and...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay that's five.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, my all time favorite!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Pam, play by the rules.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>All time favorite.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Play by the rules. Dwight. All time favorite movie.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>The Crow.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I became a salesman... because of people, I love making friends. But then I was promoted to manager, at a very young age. I still try to be a friend first, but... You know? I'm very successful... your coworkers look at you differently. Huu, what do you think?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Maybe we should get some air.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Nah, I'm okay.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm really uncomfortable.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>All right. Let's move on. Let's move on to the main event. Who Would You Do?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Present company excluded?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Um, not neccessari...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Pam.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Pam.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Um... okay. Ah, you know what? Maybe I'll... I'll finish explaining the rules. Let's... let me explain it first, and then...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>["Everybody Hurts" by R.E.M.] Think you've had too much / in this life.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Song</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, so we'll get right... You know what? I'll be right back. Stanley, you're taking over for me, buddy. I'll be right back.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay, um...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Dwight. Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Everybody hurts,</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Song</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Come on Dwight! Use words.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Sometim... .</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Song</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Why didn't I go to business school?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Who goes to business school?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>The temp.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>He does?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, it's all him and Michael talk about anymore.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You know, I bet Ryan thinks to himself 'I wish I were a volunteer sheriff on the weekends'.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>He doesn't even know that I do that.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You should tell him.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh yeah, Pam. Right. That's going to help things, just talk it out. I hope the war goes on forever and Ryan gets drafted.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm sorry I said that, I didn't... just part of me meant it. Besides, he'd end up being a hero anyway.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You know what you should do? You should quit. And then, that would stick it to both of them.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh Jim, I'm not going to quit. Then Ryan wins.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah. You're right.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Thanks you guys. I just need some alone time.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Kay.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Everybody hurts</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Song</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Alright buddy.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Everybody cries</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Song</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey! Guys, what's going on?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Nothing.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Everybody hurts</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Song</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What's up? Can I hang out with you guys for a bit?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Sometimes</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Song</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="meta">song</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>The warehouse guys are a bunch of jackasses sometimes.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Come on people, you know the rules of the game now.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, hey. Game, what game are we playing here?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay. It's called Who Would You Do?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, I play this at home all the time while I'm falling asleep. What, uh... . Where are we? Where are we here? Mmm.. Roy? Roy? Who would you do, Roy?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Uh... Oh, I got it! Uh, what's the name of that, uh, tight ass, uh, Christian, uh, chick. The, uh, the blond?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>My name is Angela.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, Angela! Roy. Nice to meet you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Aaaall right. Who's next, who's next, who's next, who's? Jim? You're next. Who would you do?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Um... Kevin, hands down. Yeah. He's really got that teddy bear thing going on, and afterwards, we could just watch bowling.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, I would definitely have sex with Ryan. 'Cause he is going to own his own business.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You're all gay.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Who's, uh... Who's next? Who we got? Whooo...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[answers phone] Hey, no, I can talk, I can talk, I can talk... this is great timing.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Wish I had my cell phone, but I left it inside. So...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Would that make you happy?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What's that?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>If you had your cell phone, it would make you happy?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm on it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Dwight. Hey!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You can't go in yet!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Dwight, don't! He is an idiot. The man is an idiot, ladies and gentlemen.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What if he dies in the fire? And that's the last thing you ever said to him.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I didn't say it to him. I said it about him.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>...Jim.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Definitely Jim.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Definitely, definitely, Jim.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Come on, Pam.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>How about you Pam?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Um... Oscar's kind of cute.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, I like Oscar.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ooh, Toby!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[in the background] How long does it take to find a cell phone? I don't know either.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Is there anybody else.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[clears his throat]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[on the phone] Hey, where are you? Oh good. Yeah. We're just here, we're playing Desert Island. It's when you pick your five favorite DVDs...</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Seriously, where the hell is Dwight? Hey, call my cell phone. It'll make it easier for him to find.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>What's your number?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I gave it to you in the car.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Um...</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>I saw you program it in.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>You got to... you got to give it to me again.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Okay. Alright.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Now I have it.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Uh, I better tell somebody. [to fireman] Excuse me, sir...</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[coughing]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Dwight!? Great goin'. God, Man! Why did you go in there? What... Everybody was scared out of their wits, man? Oooh.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[coughing] Everyone, okay? Uh, I have an announcement. Apparently, in business school, they don't teach you how to operate a toaster oven. Because some smart, sexy temp left his cheese pita on oven instead of timing it for the toaster thing.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Wow. Okay. Well, I guess they don't teach how to operate a toaster oven in business school.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>That's exactly what I said.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Hey, did you miss that day there, Ryan?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Were you absent?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Toaster Oven 101?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>You failed?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>I am so sorry.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Hey! I know what'll impress everybody, I'll start a fire. Oh, man. Bad idea. Bad idea jeans.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>I have a song. Attention, everyone! That I want to sing. That I wrote especially for this occasion when I was up there among the flames. Ready? [sings to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire"] Ryan started the fire! It was always burning since the world's been turning!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[singing] Ryan started the fire! It was always burning--</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="true">{Dwight} and {Michael}</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Everybody!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[singing] ...since the world was turning.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>I can't believe I started the fire.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[sing gibberish to "We Didn't Start the Fire"]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="true">{Dwight} and {Michael}</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[singing] ... Marilyn Monroe!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[singing] Ryan started the fire! It was always burning...</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="true">{Dwight} and {Michael}</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Eat it! You gotta eat it. You have to eat it!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Hi!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Katy</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="recurring">katy</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>How are you?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Katy</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="recurring">katy</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Good, how are you?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>I'm good. It's good to see you.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Katy</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="recurring">katy</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Good to see you, too.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I'm hungry.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Katy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">katy</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, I am too.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, I have been thinking the whole way over and I have my answers.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Katy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What answers?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Um, for the... the desert island.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Katy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">katy</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh! Right! Right, right, right, come-ah on, on, on. [to everyone] Ladies and gentlemen! Gather around! We have one more participant. Come on, be polite. Be polite. [to Katy] Desert Island. Five movies. Go.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay, um, first, Legally Blond.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Katy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">katy</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I forgot what a super, nice girl Katy is. And just... good for Jim! They are so cute together. And, um, what an adorable car.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay, I think the game's over... People are like leaving. There was a bigger crowd last time. Do you just want to go to lunch?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Katy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">katy</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Alright! You want to drive?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Katy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">katy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Sure.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Alright.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Katy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">katy</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[looking at Roy and Pam] They are soo cute.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Katy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">katy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm really sorry, Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Answer me this, though.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Was it worth it? Was it worth it temp?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Was it worth it?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Really?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I'm really sorry, Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>The fire guy! The fire guy!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[sings] Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe, Ryan started the fire!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Okay. Rule five - safety first, i.e. don't burn the building down. Okay? That should be a no brainer.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh... look! Ryan is book smart. And I am street smart. And book smart.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I'll give you the rest of the ten tomorrow.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="1">
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Seventy and clear, that's nice. Where's that?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>That's here.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
|
<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="2">
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>I'm Michael's number two. He's one, I'm two. He's Alpha, I'm Beta. He's A, I'm B. It's easy. Whatever Michael is, I'm one less.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="3">
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Rule three: Reach for the stars. And if you fail, see rule four. Rule four:</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="4">
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>I know Michael's every move. It's not something you can just pick up. I could write a book about him. Literally. I started once, but Michael made me stop.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="5">
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Hey, how's it going, man?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Good. What's up?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Oh, nothing much. What's up with you?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>I'm good, thanks.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Good. Good, I'm good, too. How's it cracking?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Uh, fine. What's up?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>You know what you would love? Guns N' Roses. When I was your age, I loved Guns N' Roses. Do you like Guns N' Roses? I'll make you a tape.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Cool.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>I'll make you two tapes.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>I don't have a tape player. So...</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Someday, temp. I've got a couple of shirts that don't fit so well anymore. I'll bring them by. Okay, see you later.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
|
<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="6">
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Michael and I have a very special connection, like an umbilical cord. And the thing is with Ryan is that I don't want him to trip on it, or get it caught around his neck.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="7">
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Sixty-three, sixty-four, sixty-five, sixty-six, sixty-seven, sixty-eight. [snickering] Sixty-nine. Seventy. Seventy-one, seventy-two, seventy-three.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
|
<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="8">
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>I like fire drills. You know what's the greatest? Like, when you were in school and the teacher would let you have class outside.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh, the best.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Yeah, it was great because it was like you're supposed to be working, but nothing ever gets done.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yeah, we had outside classes all the time and we never did anything.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[chuckling]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Actually if I had fewer outside classes, I probably wouldn't be stuck here at a paper company.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You're not stuck.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="9">
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yes, there is a real fire, but it's okay. Everyone got out fine. This is why you practice these things.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="10">
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<QuoteText>Yes, yes, I ran out first. A captain is always the first one on the ship and the last one off the ship. And this parking lot is our ship when the building is on fire. So, I ran out onto the ship.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, DVDs. Five movies. What would you bring to the island? Toby, go ahead.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Say Anything, The Shining, Annie Hall, that's too obvious.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Those are like my favorite movies. I didn't really think you could win Desert Island, but I think you just did.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Toy Story 2, one of the best movies I ever saw. I went for my daughter and stayed because you can't leave your daughter in a theater.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Toby and I used to sit together until Michael moved us because he thought we talked too much.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Really?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Kevin, do it.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Uh, Cannonball Run, Cannonball Run II, [snickering] Weekend at Bernie's, Weekend at Bernie's II, and, oh, Groundhog Day.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Groundhog Day.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>I have a client who watches that movie once a week, at least.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Really?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>I should put you in touch with him. Maybe we could get together and work on that account.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>I would love that.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, guys, guys, guys. That almost sounded like business, and we are trying to focus here today, okay?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>When I was Ryan's age, I worked at Arby's and then I worked selling cutlery for a while. Cutlery that could decimate a penny, I kid you not. There were these shears that could cut straight through a penny. So I have life experience and work experience that Ryan doesn't, and will never have.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>And then you go to school for three years.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>For two years, and it's only at night, and then it's on your resume forever.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Wow. And just out of curiosity, how much is it?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>$650 bucks</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>A semester?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>A credit.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Wow.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's an investment.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, yeah, it sounds like it.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I think it's worth it.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>If I could change the life of one person, just one person. I... Actually, that's shooting kind of low. I already did that when I was born. I changed two people's lives. Mom and Dad. Um, if I could change the lives of 5,000 people... 10,000. No, five. I'd be satisfied with 5,000. I... 10,000 though, that'd be something. Wow, 10,000 people. Because, you know what? Even one is amazing.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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