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Fix issues in truth for Todd Packer & Rolf

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@@ -216,21 +216,21 @@ Nellie|They’re freaks, Dwight. All your friends are weirdos and freaks.
Dwight|You know who else was a freak? Spider-man. And he was also a hero.
Darryl|Your friends are like Spider-man, if he had gotten bitten by a spider and then got really into masturbating.
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Wolf|Man, how cool is it gonna be when I start working here? Paintball fights at lunch.
Dwight|Mandatory paintball. Uh, wolf, please report to the parking lot for mandatory paintball at lunch.
Rolf|Man, how cool is it gonna be when I start working here? Paintball fights at lunch.
Dwight|Mandatory paintball. Uh, Rolf, please report to the parking lot for mandatory paintball at lunch.
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Dwight|Wolf is hilarious. He has executed me over 100 times at point-blank range. Half of ‘em, we were on the same team. Oh my God. How I screamed. Ah, that goof.
Dwight|Rolf is hilarious. He has executed me over 100 times at point-blank range. Half of ‘em, we were on the same team. Oh my God. How I screamed. Ah, that goof.
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Dwight|Sell me this piece of paper. Watch this.
Wolf|Do you want this paper?
Rolf|Do you want this paper?
Dwight|I sure do.
Wolf|It’s not very good.
Rolf|It’s not very good.
Dwight|I will pay you whatever it takes.
Wolf|I think I wanna keep it now. It must be pretty special if you want it so bad.
Rolf|I think I wanna keep it now. It must be pretty special if you want it so bad.
Dwight|No, you have lots of other pieces of paper that are just like it. So here, just take my money.
Wolf|Stop trying to get my paper buddy. Okay read my lips. It’s over.
Rolf|Stop trying to get my paper buddy. Okay read my lips. It’s over.
Dwight|Okay. Good. That was great. So. Wow. You’re still at the 570 number?
Wolf|I am.
Rolf|I am.
Dwight|Okay. Good, good, good. [sighs]
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Hide|I have eight years experience selling electronics in Sanyo store in downtown Tokyo. I was a doctor. And I have a business degree from Tokyo University.
@@ -247,9 +247,9 @@ Melvina|Mm. Are you going to make a decision soon? I’ve been double-parked for
Dwight|No, you’ve been towed by now. They tow after about 45 minutes.
Melvina|Well, the joke’s on them. I live right next to the tow yard. All they did was save me some gas.
Trevor|Hey man, we get how difficult this is. And no matter how you choose, we’re still gonna be your friend.
Wolf|Yeah, whether it’s me or Troy Underbridge, or Gabor, or Melvina—
Rolf|Yeah, whether it’s me or Troy Underbridge, or Gabor, or Melvina—
Dwight|Or none of you [chuckles]
Wolf|Yeah, you’d bring us all down here, put us through the wringer and then choose none of us.
Rolf|Yeah, you’d bring us all down here, put us through the wringer and then choose none of us.
Trevor|Can you imagine how insulting that would be? The contempt that a person like that would have to have for you.
Dwight|I wish I could hire all of you.
Zeke|I could start Monday.
@@ -283,11 +283,11 @@ Rolf|No. We get it. Thanks so much for the opportunity, Dwight. Don’t open any
Dwight|Guys, it wasn’t up to me. Rolf, come on. Guys, it wasn’t my choice! I would have hired all of you! Gabor, Gabor.
Trevor|Well, my day’s shot.
Rolf|Yeah, it’s that weird hour where it’s too late to start a slow roast and too early for a Swanson’s.
Wolf|I got it. Paintball.
Rolf|I got it. Paintball.
Dwight|Oh, that sounds awesome. Can we wait till I get off work?
Trevor|[yelling] And what are we supposed to do until then?
Dwight|Okay.
Wolf|Let’s just go, you guys.
Rolf|Let’s just go, you guys.
Rolf|Yeah. No limit on weapons class, right?
Jim|All right. I think that went well.
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@@ -1043,7 +1043,7 @@
<Text>Oh my God. Packer. Packster. Whacky Pack. How you doin'?</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>Hey, did you get that package I left for you?</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -1051,7 +1051,7 @@
<Text>Uh... no. Did anybody see a package here today? No. How big was it?</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Packer</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>It was pretty big.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -1059,7 +1059,7 @@
<Text>Really?</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Packer</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>Yeah.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>

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@@ -29,7 +29,7 @@
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>I really though I was becoming too much of a womanizer. I realized I had shirts in five different women's houses.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -37,7 +37,7 @@
<Text>Still not seeing the problem here.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>All right, truth is I gotta couple love bumps on my ding-dong so, game-over!</Text>
</Quote>
</Scene>
@@ -61,7 +61,7 @@
<Text>You must be Todd.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>[shaking Holly's hand] Whoa! I'm sorry, Michael. I thought we were meeting Holly today, not Jennifer Aniston!</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -69,7 +69,7 @@
<Text>[laughs oddly] Very funny. Okay let's get started.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>After you!</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -117,7 +117,7 @@
<Text>[to Todd] Michael loves you, and your sales speak for themselves.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>[excitedly] Oh!</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -133,7 +133,7 @@
<Text>What!?</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>It's great to be among friends, but until then, you suckers will do!</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -239,7 +239,7 @@
<Text>So you wouldn't mind permanently relocating, so that Packer can take this desk here. [Jim looks appalled]</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>Thanks man, it'd mean a lot.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -247,7 +247,7 @@
<Text>I have been sitting here for ten years, Michael.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>well I was there for twelve years. Plus my name's carved under the desk.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -255,7 +255,7 @@
<Text>No it is not.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>Is too!</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -263,7 +263,7 @@
<Text>[Grunting as he crawls under Dwight's desk. Dwight follows] Let's look at this.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>Check it out!</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -283,7 +283,7 @@
<Text>No!</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>[grunting while humping Michael and Dwight] Don't even watch, Halpert!</Text>
</Quote>
</Scene>
@@ -441,7 +441,7 @@
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>Hey what's going on you guys? [walking into the kitchen with Holly, Dwight, and Kevin, with whom he fist bumps] Yeahh! Three muska-queers!</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -453,7 +453,7 @@
<Text>So, Todd, this must be nice for you getting off the road. You get to spend some time with your daughter.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>I don't know, I love her and all, but she turned into a bitch. Mostly she's great, but some days she acts like her mom. [Holly is un-amused]</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -465,7 +465,7 @@
<Text>Hey, your life is so insane! You should write a book!</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>Since when did you learn how to read?</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -473,7 +473,7 @@
<Text>I do know how to read though!</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>Yeah. You know how to read... a menu!</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -521,7 +521,7 @@
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>[to Jim] So you two are married to each other now, right?</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -529,7 +529,7 @@
<Text>Yeah.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>That's sweet. How's the sex?</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -541,7 +541,7 @@
<Text>[walks towards Todd] Hey Packer, I made you some hot chocolate.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>Why?</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -557,7 +557,7 @@
<Text>Drink it!</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>I think I'll pass. The only hot chocolate I'm into is Viva A Fox. [winks]</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -719,7 +719,7 @@
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>[at Hank's with Michael, talking to Hank] And a '76 that's good to boot, I like that. [Hank smiles]</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -727,7 +727,7 @@
<Text>And you made Hank smile, that doesn't happen often. You're very charming. That is something you should take upstairs, and use on people that really matter. [Hank looks irritated again]</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>Why?</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -735,7 +735,7 @@
<Text>I don't know, Holly mentioned that there were some complaints. And that you had said some things about Kevin.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>Holly said that?</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -751,7 +751,7 @@
<Text>I guess you said something weird about your daughter?</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>She asked me, Michael! It would've been rude not to answer.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -759,7 +759,7 @@
<Text>You've been on the road a long time. And you've been an outdoor cat. And now you have to be an indoor cat, so you can't be peeing all over the walls.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>Michael, can I open the kamomo with you. I've been on the road too long. But, I wanna connect with my daughter. And it's not right to call her a bitch in front of strangers.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -767,7 +767,7 @@
<Text>No it isn't.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>You're right. I gotta watch my behavior.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -775,7 +775,7 @@
<Text>Yeah, a little bit.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>Don't give up on me.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -805,7 +805,7 @@
<Text>Okay, sweetie, no. You shouldn't be apologizing to Packer. That doesn't make any sense. You ready for this? You ready for this? Gentlemen, start your engines.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>I'm sorry if you were offended by my comments earlier.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -837,7 +837,7 @@
<Text>Michael how's this supposed to work? Packer's gonna keep saying terrible things, and then he's just gonna make half-assed apologies. And we're back to square one.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>Okay. You want an apology? Here it goes. Kevin, I am so sorry. You are skinny, and you are a genius.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -881,7 +881,7 @@
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>Well thanks, will do.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -889,7 +889,7 @@
<Text>[using fake Southern accent, on the phone with Todd Packer, Dwight is also with Jim] Absolutely, now when you get down there, Jo's a little bit, uh, forgetful. So she may have locked the gate, but what you're gonna do is go ahead, hop it, and just head back to the pool. [Michael walks in on Jim and Dwight]</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>That sounds weird.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -911,7 +911,7 @@
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>Apparently, as soon as corporate found out I wanted to come in off the road, Jo offered me a cushy new job in Tallahassee. And here's the best part. I'm a huge alligator nerd. I can name you every genus, every sub species. Also I'm a huge boob nerd.</Text>
</Quote>
</Scene>
@@ -989,7 +989,7 @@
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>[walking into Michael's office] You're looking at the new face of corporate. Gonna put the "ass", in Tallahassee!</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -997,7 +997,7 @@
<Text>Yes, about that.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>Well we gotta go out and celebrate, tonight!</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -1005,7 +1005,7 @@
<Text>Well... I don't know if that's a good idea.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>Do you have a ball and chain?</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -1013,7 +1013,7 @@
<Text>No, nothing like that at all.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>Listen, I'm gonna tell you something that none of these people have the stones to tell you. It's your girlfriend, man. She's uptight.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -1021,7 +1021,7 @@
<Text>Sorry?</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>I know this stuff can hurt, but I wish someone had said something to me about my ex-wife. All I'm saying is about a month or so, meet me down in Florida, I'll introduce you to all the local [spanks the air] talent.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
@@ -1029,7 +1029,7 @@
<Text>[thinks a moment] Sounds great.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<Speaker>Todd</Speaker>
<Speaker>Todd Packer</Speaker>
<Text>It's gonna be so good.</Text>
</Quote>
<Quote>