From f2d494f91ac94a5dd6d0610595fa96f4df912eaa Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Xevion Date: Mon, 9 May 2022 11:24:17 -0500 Subject: [PATCH] Fix issues in truth for Todd Packer & Rolf --- server/data/raw/9-13.txt | 24 +++---- server/normalization/truth/episodes/2-14.xml | 6 +- server/normalization/truth/episodes/7-17.xml | 74 ++++++++++---------- 3 files changed, 52 insertions(+), 52 deletions(-) diff --git a/server/data/raw/9-13.txt b/server/data/raw/9-13.txt index fd95a55..9fc8569 100644 --- a/server/data/raw/9-13.txt +++ b/server/data/raw/9-13.txt @@ -216,21 +216,21 @@ Nellie|They’re freaks, Dwight. All your friends are weirdos and freaks. Dwight|You know who else was a freak? Spider-man. And he was also a hero. Darryl|Your friends are like Spider-man, if he had gotten bitten by a spider and then got really into masturbating. - -Wolf|Man, how cool is it gonna be when I start working here? Paintball fights at lunch. -Dwight|Mandatory paintball. Uh, wolf, please report to the parking lot for mandatory paintball at lunch. +Rolf|Man, how cool is it gonna be when I start working here? Paintball fights at lunch. +Dwight|Mandatory paintball. Uh, Rolf, please report to the parking lot for mandatory paintball at lunch. - -Dwight|Wolf is hilarious. He has executed me over 100 times at point-blank range. Half of ‘em, we were on the same team. Oh my God. How I screamed. Ah, that goof. +Dwight|Rolf is hilarious. He has executed me over 100 times at point-blank range. Half of ‘em, we were on the same team. Oh my God. How I screamed. Ah, that goof. - Dwight|Sell me this piece of paper. Watch this. -Wolf|Do you want this paper? +Rolf|Do you want this paper? Dwight|I sure do. -Wolf|It’s not very good. +Rolf|It’s not very good. Dwight|I will pay you whatever it takes. -Wolf|I think I wanna keep it now. It must be pretty special if you want it so bad. +Rolf|I think I wanna keep it now. It must be pretty special if you want it so bad. Dwight|No, you have lots of other pieces of paper that are just like it. So here, just take my money. -Wolf|Stop trying to get my paper buddy. Okay read my lips. It’s over. +Rolf|Stop trying to get my paper buddy. Okay read my lips. It’s over. Dwight|Okay. Good. That was great. So. Wow. You’re still at the 570 number? -Wolf|I am. +Rolf|I am. Dwight|Okay. Good, good, good. [sighs] - Hide|I have eight years experience selling electronics in Sanyo store in downtown Tokyo. I was a doctor. And I have a business degree from Tokyo University. @@ -247,9 +247,9 @@ Melvina|Mm. Are you going to make a decision soon? I’ve been double-parked for Dwight|No, you’ve been towed by now. They tow after about 45 minutes. Melvina|Well, the joke’s on them. I live right next to the tow yard. All they did was save me some gas. Trevor|Hey man, we get how difficult this is. And no matter how you choose, we’re still gonna be your friend. -Wolf|Yeah, whether it’s me or Troy Underbridge, or Gabor, or Melvina— +Rolf|Yeah, whether it’s me or Troy Underbridge, or Gabor, or Melvina— Dwight|Or none of you [chuckles] -Wolf|Yeah, you’d bring us all down here, put us through the wringer and then choose none of us. +Rolf|Yeah, you’d bring us all down here, put us through the wringer and then choose none of us. Trevor|Can you imagine how insulting that would be? The contempt that a person like that would have to have for you. Dwight|I wish I could hire all of you. Zeke|I could start Monday. @@ -283,11 +283,11 @@ Rolf|No. We get it. Thanks so much for the opportunity, Dwight. Don’t open any Dwight|Guys, it wasn’t up to me. Rolf, come on. Guys, it wasn’t my choice! I would have hired all of you! Gabor, Gabor. Trevor|Well, my day’s shot. Rolf|Yeah, it’s that weird hour where it’s too late to start a slow roast and too early for a Swanson’s. -Wolf|I got it. Paintball. +Rolf|I got it. Paintball. Dwight|Oh, that sounds awesome. Can we wait till I get off work? Trevor|[yelling] And what are we supposed to do until then? Dwight|Okay. -Wolf|Let’s just go, you guys. +Rolf|Let’s just go, you guys. Rolf|Yeah. No limit on weapons class, right? Jim|All right. I think that went well. - diff --git a/server/normalization/truth/episodes/2-14.xml b/server/normalization/truth/episodes/2-14.xml index a58d3b2..f6377cf 100644 --- a/server/normalization/truth/episodes/2-14.xml +++ b/server/normalization/truth/episodes/2-14.xml @@ -1043,7 +1043,7 @@ Oh my God. Packer. Packster. Whacky Pack. How you doin'? - Todd + Todd Packer Hey, did you get that package I left for you? @@ -1051,7 +1051,7 @@ Uh... no. Did anybody see a package here today? No. How big was it? - Packer + Todd Packer It was pretty big. @@ -1059,7 +1059,7 @@ Really? - Packer + Todd Packer Yeah. diff --git a/server/normalization/truth/episodes/7-17.xml b/server/normalization/truth/episodes/7-17.xml index 67b77e6..1039355 100644 --- a/server/normalization/truth/episodes/7-17.xml +++ b/server/normalization/truth/episodes/7-17.xml @@ -29,7 +29,7 @@ - Todd + Todd Packer I really though I was becoming too much of a womanizer. I realized I had shirts in five different women's houses. @@ -37,7 +37,7 @@ Still not seeing the problem here. - Todd + Todd Packer All right, truth is I gotta couple love bumps on my ding-dong so, game-over! @@ -61,7 +61,7 @@ You must be Todd. - Todd + Todd Packer [shaking Holly's hand] Whoa! I'm sorry, Michael. I thought we were meeting Holly today, not Jennifer Aniston! @@ -69,7 +69,7 @@ [laughs oddly] Very funny. Okay let's get started. - Todd + Todd Packer After you! @@ -117,7 +117,7 @@ [to Todd] Michael loves you, and your sales speak for themselves. - Todd + Todd Packer [excitedly] Oh! @@ -133,7 +133,7 @@ What!? - Todd + Todd Packer It's great to be among friends, but until then, you suckers will do! @@ -239,7 +239,7 @@ So you wouldn't mind permanently relocating, so that Packer can take this desk here. [Jim looks appalled] - Todd + Todd Packer Thanks man, it'd mean a lot. @@ -247,7 +247,7 @@ I have been sitting here for ten years, Michael. - Todd + Todd Packer well I was there for twelve years. Plus my name's carved under the desk. @@ -255,7 +255,7 @@ No it is not. - Todd + Todd Packer Is too! @@ -263,7 +263,7 @@ [Grunting as he crawls under Dwight's desk. Dwight follows] Let's look at this. - Todd + Todd Packer Check it out! @@ -283,7 +283,7 @@ No! - Todd + Todd Packer [grunting while humping Michael and Dwight] Don't even watch, Halpert! @@ -441,7 +441,7 @@ - Todd + Todd Packer Hey what's going on you guys? [walking into the kitchen with Holly, Dwight, and Kevin, with whom he fist bumps] Yeahh! Three muska-queers! @@ -453,7 +453,7 @@ So, Todd, this must be nice for you getting off the road. You get to spend some time with your daughter. - Todd + Todd Packer I don't know, I love her and all, but she turned into a bitch. Mostly she's great, but some days she acts like her mom. [Holly is un-amused] @@ -465,7 +465,7 @@ Hey, your life is so insane! You should write a book! - Todd + Todd Packer Since when did you learn how to read? @@ -473,7 +473,7 @@ I do know how to read though! - Todd + Todd Packer Yeah. You know how to read... a menu! @@ -521,7 +521,7 @@ - Todd + Todd Packer [to Jim] So you two are married to each other now, right? @@ -529,7 +529,7 @@ Yeah. - Todd + Todd Packer That's sweet. How's the sex? @@ -541,7 +541,7 @@ [walks towards Todd] Hey Packer, I made you some hot chocolate. - Todd + Todd Packer Why? @@ -557,7 +557,7 @@ Drink it! - Todd + Todd Packer I think I'll pass. The only hot chocolate I'm into is Viva A Fox. [winks] @@ -719,7 +719,7 @@ - Todd + Todd Packer [at Hank's with Michael, talking to Hank] And a '76 that's good to boot, I like that. [Hank smiles] @@ -727,7 +727,7 @@ And you made Hank smile, that doesn't happen often. You're very charming. That is something you should take upstairs, and use on people that really matter. [Hank looks irritated again] - Todd + Todd Packer Why? @@ -735,7 +735,7 @@ I don't know, Holly mentioned that there were some complaints. And that you had said some things about Kevin. - Todd + Todd Packer Holly said that? @@ -751,7 +751,7 @@ I guess you said something weird about your daughter? - Todd + Todd Packer She asked me, Michael! It would've been rude not to answer. @@ -759,7 +759,7 @@ You've been on the road a long time. And you've been an outdoor cat. And now you have to be an indoor cat, so you can't be peeing all over the walls. - Todd + Todd Packer Michael, can I open the kamomo with you. I've been on the road too long. But, I wanna connect with my daughter. And it's not right to call her a bitch in front of strangers. @@ -767,7 +767,7 @@ No it isn't. - Todd + Todd Packer You're right. I gotta watch my behavior. @@ -775,7 +775,7 @@ Yeah, a little bit. - Todd + Todd Packer Don't give up on me. @@ -805,7 +805,7 @@ Okay, sweetie, no. You shouldn't be apologizing to Packer. That doesn't make any sense. You ready for this? You ready for this? Gentlemen, start your engines. - Todd + Todd Packer I'm sorry if you were offended by my comments earlier. @@ -837,7 +837,7 @@ Michael how's this supposed to work? Packer's gonna keep saying terrible things, and then he's just gonna make half-assed apologies. And we're back to square one. - Todd + Todd Packer Okay. You want an apology? Here it goes. Kevin, I am so sorry. You are skinny, and you are a genius. @@ -881,7 +881,7 @@ - Todd + Todd Packer Well thanks, will do. @@ -889,7 +889,7 @@ [using fake Southern accent, on the phone with Todd Packer, Dwight is also with Jim] Absolutely, now when you get down there, Jo's a little bit, uh, forgetful. So she may have locked the gate, but what you're gonna do is go ahead, hop it, and just head back to the pool. [Michael walks in on Jim and Dwight] - Todd + Todd Packer That sounds weird. @@ -911,7 +911,7 @@ - Todd + Todd Packer Apparently, as soon as corporate found out I wanted to come in off the road, Jo offered me a cushy new job in Tallahassee. And here's the best part. I'm a huge alligator nerd. I can name you every genus, every sub species. Also I'm a huge boob nerd. @@ -989,7 +989,7 @@ - Todd + Todd Packer [walking into Michael's office] You're looking at the new face of corporate. Gonna put the "ass", in Tallahassee! @@ -997,7 +997,7 @@ Yes, about that. - Todd + Todd Packer Well we gotta go out and celebrate, tonight! @@ -1005,7 +1005,7 @@ Well... I don't know if that's a good idea. - Todd + Todd Packer Do you have a ball and chain? @@ -1013,7 +1013,7 @@ No, nothing like that at all. - Todd + Todd Packer Listen, I'm gonna tell you something that none of these people have the stones to tell you. It's your girlfriend, man. She's uptight. @@ -1021,7 +1021,7 @@ Sorry? - Todd + Todd Packer I know this stuff can hurt, but I wish someone had said something to me about my ex-wife. All I'm saying is about a month or so, meet me down in Florida, I'll introduce you to all the local [spanks the air] talent. @@ -1029,7 +1029,7 @@ [thinks a moment] Sounds great. - Todd + Todd Packer It's gonna be so good.