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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Kelly</Speaker>
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<Text>[dressed as Carrie Bradshaw] Wow you guys look amazing. Stanley, I thought you hated Halloween.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Phyllis</Speaker>
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<Text>[dressed as Raggedy Ann] Shh. He wears that so he can sleep at his desk. Who are you?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Kelly</Speaker>
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<Text>Oh, I'm Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Phyllis</Speaker>
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<Text>Mm. I like your shoes. [Kelly has 5-inch heels on]</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Kelly</Speaker>
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<Text>Thank you. Will you help walk me to the fax machine?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Phyllis</Speaker>
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<Text>Sure.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Ryan</Speaker>
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<Text>I got her, I got her. I can help you. You look amazing.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Kelly</Speaker>
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<Text>Inappropriate. Thank you. Who are you, Larry King?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Ryan</Speaker>
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<Text>Gordon Gekko.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Kelly</Speaker>
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<Text>Oh, from the insurance commercials!</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Ryan</Speaker>
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<Text>... Yeah.</Text>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Oscar</Speaker>
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<Text>[Creed dressed as the Joker enters] Whoa. Awesome.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Creed</Speaker>
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<Text>Let's put a smile on that face!</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Kevin</Speaker>
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<Text>[also dressed as the Joker] Dammit Creed! I've been up since four!</Text>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
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<Text>[dressed as a kitten] Meow. Sweet 'stume, dude. Who are you supposed to be?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
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<Text>Dave.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
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<Text>Cool.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
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<Text>You are? [Andy hisses] A cat?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
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<Text>[buzzer noise] We were looking for "kitten."</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
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<Text>[phone] Oh, hang on one second. Jim Halpert.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
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<Text>Hey.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
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<Text>Hey New York, Happy Halloween!</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
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<Text>Thanks. My costume's getting a lot of attention. [Pam is dressed as Charlie Chaplin]</Text>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
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<Text>So apparently no one dresses up for Halloween here. I wish I had known that before I used greasepaint for my moustache. And I can't even take off my hat, because then I'm Hitler.</Text>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
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<Text>[dressed as the Joker] Hm mm mm mm. Want to see a magic trick? Heh heh heh! I'm gonna make a pencil disapp- oh! [elevator doors close, reopen.] Disappear.</Text>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>Okay, I think we are set. We have puzzles, string for Cat's Cradles. Burned this last night. A little road trip CD. Puppets.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>Oh, look at all this stuff! It's only seven hours.</Text>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>When Corporate found out that we were dating, they decided they were going to transfer Holly back to her old branch, in Nashua, New Hampshire.</Text>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>Michael is taking a personal day to move me up.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>Road trip! Right?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>Breaker one-nine, copy?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>Oh, copy that breaker. Those Duke boys are at it again.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
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<Text>Hey! Do Not Touch My Radio.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>We're not.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>Kidding.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>We're not doing anything.</Text>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>It's been a weird week since we found out I had to transfer. Michael wanted me to quit and get some job here in Scranton, and I said "Well, why don't you quit and get some job in Nashua?" And he said "I asked you first." And I said "First!" at the same time he did. And then I said "Jinx." And then we never talked about it again and haven't been back to the conversation. So...</Text>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>All right everybody. I'm out of here. Jim, you're in charge.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
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<Text>Oh, I'll walk you out.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>Ah, you are quite the gentleman.</Text>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>You can let people go a couple of minutes early if you want.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
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<Text>All right. We'll see. [to camera] No.</Text>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
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<Text>I am off to New York. My brother Pete from Boston, and my brother Tom from New Jersey are taking Pam and I out for lunch, to celebrate the engagement. Or maybe to beat me up. I can never tell with those two.</Text>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
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<Text>Good morning temp.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Ryan</Speaker>
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<Text>'Morning. [Dwight reveals Cornell sweatshirt] Wow. Good morning Dwight.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
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<Text>Thought I'd go casual today. Morning everyone. Good morning. Hello. How are you Phyllis?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
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<Text>Ha ha ha. That's funny. [angrily] Take that sweatshirt off! Hey buddy.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
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<Text>Andy.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
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<Text>Remember when I jokingly yelled at you to take your sweatshirt off? Totally joking. But, you should know, those colors are sacred. Not that I care. But if you're not a Cornell man, you probably shouldn't wear them.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
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<Text>No I get it. I totally understand. And uh, I just want to assure you, that I mean no disrespect. You see, I'm applying!</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
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<Text>Come on, you think you can get into Cornell?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
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<Text>Well if somebody who barely out-sells Phyllis, can get in, I should be fine.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Phyllis</Speaker>
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<Text>I'm sitting right here Dwight.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
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<Text>I meant that as a compliment to you Phyllis, as well as a slight to Andy.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
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<Text>Cornell is a good school, and I want to better myself through higher education. If it makes Andy angry, so be it. [He sips from his Cornell mug]</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>I have to unpack this weekend but maybe next weekend we go to the outlets!</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>Cool!</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
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<Text>Mike you'll drive this every weekend?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>We're gonna switch back and forth, the driving. Sometimes we'll just meet in the middle. It'll be fun. Wait a sec. Oh I love this song.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael and Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>Life is a highway, I want to ride it all night long.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael, Holly, and Darryl</Speaker>
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<Text>If you're going my way, I wanna drive you all night long! If you're going my way...</Text>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
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<Text>Hey there. So uh, how do you think we're gonna do against Penn this year? Nathan Ford's arm looks pretty strong.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
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<Text>Well he's had a pretty good season so far-- Stop saying "we." You did not go to Cornell. Okay, you're just doing this to screw with me.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
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<Text>Not so. Cornell is an excellent school. Without its agricultural program, we probably wouldn't have cabbage. At least not modern cabbage.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
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<Text>I know it's an excellent school, Dwight. I went there. My blood runs Big Red.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
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<Text>Someday, we'll both get together in Comstock Hall and just laugh about all of this.</Text>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
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<Text>Hey!</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Tom</Speaker>
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<Text>Hey, future baby sis!</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
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<Text>How are you Tom. Nice to see you.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Tom</Speaker>
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<Text>I'm good.</Text>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
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<Text>I asked Tom and Pete to come early so we could play a prank on Jim at lunch! Pretty awesome, right? I think they're into the idea. They're probably thinking, "That Pam Beasly, she's the coolest sister-in-law on the planet. She's the best! The absolute best."</Text>
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<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
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<Text>Okay, so here's what I'm thinking. I'm gonna say that before ceramics class, I took off my ring, and then when I changed back out of my smock, it wasn't in my pocket anymore, and I lost it.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Pete</Speaker>
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<Text>That's perfect. You know what would be even more hilarious? Remember that thing we did when Jim was in high school with his girlfriend?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Tom</Speaker>
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<Text>Right! That would be hilarious! We should totally dog her, about being an artist, never making any money!</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Pete</Speaker>
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<Text>That, is awesome!</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Tom</Speaker>
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<Text>Like she basically has a hobby, for a job.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Pete</Speaker>
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<Text>Oh yeah.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
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<Text>So, not the ring then? The- the- Not doing the ring?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Pete</Speaker>
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<Text>I think this is better.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Tom</Speaker>
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<Text>The other thing would "get" Jim.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Pete</Speaker>
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<Text>This is nicer, it's fun. It's fun!</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
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<Text>Okay, okay.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Tom</Speaker>
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<Text>Oh, he hates it when we pick on his girlfriends.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
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<Text>Oookay....</Text>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
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<Text>They came up with that idea really fast.</Text>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
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<Text>This trip was longer than I thought.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>Yeah it did look shorter on the map-</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>Ah! Ah! Ahhhh! [waking up] Hey. Whew. Ow. I was having a nightmare.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>You were sleeping? You were talking before.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>Was I? Really? Was I saying anything interesting?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
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<Text>Not really.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>All right. What's the scoop, how far?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
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<Text>Four hours. Almost halfway there.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>We're only halfway?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>Halfway! Okay, You know what I want to do, I want to pull over and find little bed and breakfast for when we meet in the middle. Emphasis on the bed. And the breakfast.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
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<Text>Next exit isn't for five miles.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>Let's check there.</Text>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
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<Text>Hey guys.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
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<Text>Hey, how are you?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
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<Text>Hi! [smooches]</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
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<Text>Good to see you.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Pete</Speaker>
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<Text>Nice to see you again, Pam.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Tom</Speaker>
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<Text>Pam, I haven't seen you in so, so long!</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
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<Text>All right so now we can sit... and get comfortable.</Text>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
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<Text>There's nothing out here man.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>Yeah. I don't know I just- I imagined a hotel right here. Pool, over here. Really good breakfast place. With really good bacon.</Text>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>Here we go, fourth time's a charm. "Life's like a road where you just... one day here, and the next day back...Sometimes you deal with it, today you don't, sometimes you do, what you want... there's a world out there.... [Holly sobs] Hey. Are you crying?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>No.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>Allergies?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>No.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>Did Darryl touch you?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
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<Text>WHAT!?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>No, Darryl did not touch me. Can we just keep going, please? [crying]</Text>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>What's the matter?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>It's not gonna work.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>Sure it is.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>There's too much distance.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>Oh no no no.. It's gonna work, it'll be fine.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>Michael we've only been dating each other for a few weeks</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>Listen to me. I like you so much.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>And I like you too.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>And I've dated four women in the last-</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>I've dated four guys last year too.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>Not last - no. In like the last ten years.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>Oh.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>I've dated almost four women, and you are so far above them, it is stupid.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>Michael. Don't. Don't. Don't make it harder than it has to be.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>That's what she said.</Text>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>Holly thinks that this relationship is over. Well, you know what? I am not gonna give up that easy. I'm gonna make this way harder than it needs to be.</Text>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
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<Text>Take that down. [Dwight has hung a large red Cornell banner from the ceiling]</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
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<Text>Excuse me?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
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<Text>Take. That down.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Meredith</Speaker>
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<Text>You know I once dated a couple of guys from Cornell. They were really nice. They gave me a ride home.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
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<Text>I seriously doubt that anyone from Cornell dated you.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Creed</Speaker>
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<Text>It's pronounced Ker-nell. It's the highest rank in the military.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
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<Text>It's pronounced "Corn-ell!" It's the highest rank in the Ivy League!</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
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<Text>Andy, let's just talk about this man-to-man, after work.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
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<Text>Fine.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
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<Text>What do you say?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
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<Text>Yeah, good. Can we-- [Dwight pulls out Cornell mascot bobble-head] Grr. Heh heh heh. That's Big Red Bear! That's a bobble Big Red Bear! God!!</Text>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>If you leave on Friday, by five, you'll be rolling in at... midnight? At best?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>Yeah.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>And then sleep in Saturday. That only leaves us less than 24 hours before you have to go back again.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>Okay, okay. I will talk to you on the Bluetooth the entire trip. So we're talking constantly all the way.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>Oh.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>I'll tell you everything that I see. Everything that I pass by, things that I witness on the road.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>Well-</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>Maybe I'll see an accident one weekend?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>How long could we keep that up?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>Years!</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>Years?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
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<Text>Yeah.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
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<Text>Years? Of just a few hours every weekend?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
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<Text>Here's my wish. I want you to meet a great guy, and I want you to be happy.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
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<Text>[kisses his temple] Thank you.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
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<Text>My wish has come true, incidentally, because, you've met me, and you are happy.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
|
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<Text>Clever, Mike.</Text>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Tom</Speaker>
|
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<Text>So Pam, how much does an artist make after they leave art school?</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Pete</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Yeah, not a lot of money in the arts, right?</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
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<Text>That's not really true. There's a lot of things you can do with an art degree actually.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Tom</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Maybe Pam should pay the check by drawing a picture on this napkin.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Wow, that's- that's a little rude. What's your deal?</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Pete</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Hey, just having fun Jimmy.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Tom</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Yeah. Right Pam?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Yup! [Tom and Pete give Halpertian looks to camera]</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>You know what? I think we're a great couple. I think we're a classic couple. I think we're like Romeo and Juliet. I think we... go together so well. We're like peanut butter and jelly, don't you think?</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I do, I think so.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Then don't do it. Please don't do this. Please don't do this. [they continue arguing]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[leaving someone a message on his cell phone, looking very uncomfortable] Hey what's up, I just thought I'd try you. I was thinking about that story where you ran into the girl you used to babysit.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I don't know what I'm gonna do!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Please call me back.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Please?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>You'll be okay</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I'm not gonna be okay.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Please...</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>You will.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>No I won't! I'm not strong! And I'll go back to Jan, and I hate Jan! Oh God!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[outside men's room] You might be interested- [stops when he sees Stanley come out]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Stanley</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>What?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Dwight!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Andy, I've been meaning to ask you, which a cappella group should I join? The Harmoniacs, or the Do-Re-Mi-Go's?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Hm. Assuming you had the voice to be in any of them, it's irrelevant. Because I called admissions and it looks like I, will be conducting your university interview.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>That's a conflict of interest.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Yeah. Big one. So, should I not let you in now, or do you want to do the interview, and then I won't let you in?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[thinks] Interview.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Excellent. When the hourglass strikes three, then in the room whence employees confer.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>What?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>The conference room!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Okay.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Who are your role models?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>If I had to put Dwight's chances into a percentage, I would say he has none percent chance.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>So, Dane Cook, Jack Bauer, and Eli Whitney. You're doing great.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Oh wow. This is my niece Vanessa. She's a trumpeter. And, look at her.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Cute.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>That must be really fun for you and Marci huh?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Tom</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Yup. She only knows how to play "When the Saints go Marching In."</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Love that one.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pete</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Yeah but, she doesn't think she's gonna be like, career musician right?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Here you go again! What is your deal today?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pete</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Just saying. How many famous trumpeters can you name besides... Louis Armstrong?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Miles Davis.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>One.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Chet ...something.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Half.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Pete</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>The point is Pam, is there are jobs-</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Dizzy Gillespie.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Also good.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pete</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>And there are hobbies. I love baseball more than anything, but you don't see me try to get on the Mets.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Tom</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>You don't!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Pete couldn't make the Mets. She's at Pratt. You played JV baseball. Will you lighten up a little bit?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Pete</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I'm just calling it like I see it.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I don't know if I'm gonna make any money with art.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Pam, don't worry about it.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I mean it's a very competitive field. But I have a professor who says I have a lot of promise, and if I don't try now, I never will. So...</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Guys, what is going on?! [Pete and Tom burst out in laughter]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Tom</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>We pranked you!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pete</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>It was Pam's idea. Pam was the mastermind.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>... Got you.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pete</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>That was killer. I was so close to blowing it.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Let's see how well you know your Big Red history.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Bring it.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Who was Cornell's eighth president?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Dale Raymond Corson!</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Mm, I'm sorry that's incorrect. Cornell's seventh president was in fact, James A. Perkins. [writes in a notebook] Comprehension skills, sub-par.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Hmm, interviewing skills, sub-par. [writes in a notebook]</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>What are you writing? Can't even give Cornell your full attention?</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>On the contrary, I'm helping Cornell. By evaluating their interviewers.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Nobody wants ...that, to happen.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Well, when they get my evaluation we'll see if they're interested.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
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<Text>"Applicant is attempting to blackmail interviewer, showing low moral character."</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
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<Text>"Interviewer is threatening applicant with an arbitrary review process."</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
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<Text>"Applicant is wasting everyone's time with stupid and inane accusations."</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
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<Text>"Interviewer has suspect motives."</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
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<Text>"Applicant has a head shaped like a trapezoid."</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
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<Text>"Interviewer has turned off applicant's interest in Cornell, and they are going to go to the vastly superior Dartmouth." Ever heard of it? I think I have everything I need.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
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<Text>I have everything I need- [talking over each other]</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
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<Text>And you will be hearing from the -</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
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<Text>And you will be hearing from -</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
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<Text>-Cornell Application Department,</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
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<Text>which I will not be a part of-</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
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<Text>And you will not be pleased with the result. [pulls table away from Andy]</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
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<Text>And YOU will not be pleased with the result!</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
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<Text>And your affiliation with Cornell -</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
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<Text>And your affiliation with Cornell -</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
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<Text>Will end completely!</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
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<Text>Will end completely!</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
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<Text>[has won the table war] That is all sir, you may go.</Text>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
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<Text>[Michael and Holly cautiously pass each other] There's another dolly in the truck, Mike. You could take more than that lamp.</Text>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
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<Text>For the record, I wanted go another direction. Which was way better.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
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<Text>Well, I'll be the judge of that. What do you got?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
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<Text>Okay. I lost my engagement ring in ceramics class. Left it in my smock. I had this whole thing where I go back to class, wrongly accuse another girl. Look I even used makeup to put a ring around my finger, you can hardly see it, it's very subtle.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
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<Text>That is good.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
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<Text>Thank you.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
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<Text>Truthfully anything would have been better than that prank. [laughs] Oh, text message from my brother. "Pam cool. Welcome to the family."</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
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<Text>Oh. Hey how about at Thanksgiving we prank Tom about being bald?</Text>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
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<Text>This is the last of it.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>Oh that's mine actually. Um, maybe put it back in the truck.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
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<Text>You're not staying?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>You know I have some things I need to do this weekend. I just remembered, so, I'll just ride back with you.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
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<Text>But you want me to put it back in the truck.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>I'll be down in just a second. [into house] Holly?</Text>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>So um... I think I'm gonna go back with Darryl [Holly hugs Michael] Okay. [they kiss goodbye.] Goodbye.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>Okay. Bye.</Text>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
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<Text>I know it's hard Mike. Break-ups hurt.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>We didn't break up.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
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<Text>Looked like it. Sometimes when I'm down like this, it helps to sing the blues.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>Okay.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
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<Text>[bluesy] Da na na na na... da na na na na...</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>That's a really pretty song.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
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<Text>Da na na na na. No, no, check it out, look. Da na na na na... want to do that?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
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<Text>Okay.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
|
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<Text>That's when you hit me with what's getting you down, okay?</Text>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
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<Text>Okay.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
|
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<Text>Da na na na na.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
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<Text>Da na na na na.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
|
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<Text>Da na na na na.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
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<Text>Da na na na na.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
|
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<Text>No, wait. You're, you're supposed to... Never mind. Da na na na na.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
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<Text>Da na na na na.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
|
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<Text>Da na na na na.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
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<Text>Da na na na na.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
|
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<Text>Da na na na na!!</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Da na na na na!!</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Da na na na na .</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[deeper] Da na na na na.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Yeah! Da na na na na.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[deeper] Da na na na na.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>YEAH! Da na na na na.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[blues singer] Da na na na na...</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[Whistling, enters office in farmer overalls] I thought I'd come in casual today. Man, I'm hungry. Anyone else feel like a beet?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Where did you get those?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>What, these? Bernard Farms. Best beets in the state.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I see what you are doing. But I do not know where you are going with this.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Well you will. Soon as you visit, my new beet farm. [attempts to bite into a raw beet, beet is too hard] You're supposed to cook these, aren't you?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[scoffs] Cornell. [easily bites into a beet]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Oscar</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>We'll miss you.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Well, I'll be around.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Oscar</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[chuckling] Isn't it a seven-hour drive?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>It's not that bad. But if I'm really jonesing to see you guys, I can always fly.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Oscar</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I don't know if it'll be shorter to fly. [Holly gasps] You have to drive to Boston, right? That's an hour and a half. Get there an hour before the flight. Now you're up two and a half hours. The flight to Philadelphia is an hour fifteen. It's another two and a half hour drive to Scranton, assuming there's no traffic, because....</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[interrupting Oscar] Well, I just want to say goodbye. [hugs Oscar]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Oscar</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Okay.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Okay.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Oscar</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Bye.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Kevin</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Well, Hol, this is it.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Yeah, okay. [extends hand to Kevin]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Kevin</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[outstretches arms for a hug, Holly reluctantly complies]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Kevin</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[whispers in Holly's ear, Holly reacts with horrified look]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[pushing Kevin away] Um, yeah, that's not gonna happen.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Kevin</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Yeah, but you have to admit it would be wild.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Kelly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>So, you're dumping Michael? Smart.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>No, we're gonna do the long-distance thing.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Kelly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Oh! You guys are gonna keep dating? That's so romantic!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Yeah, thanks.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Phyllis</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I almost quit my job so I could be closer to Bob, and we're in the same building.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Oh, well....look, we could always call, or email, or write. I should get all your email addresses.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Angela</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Yes, we'll email you, and then you'll have our addresses.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[talking head] It's a little sad. Michael and I just started dating. He wants me to stay and get a job around here as a baker. Or a baker's helper.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[talking head] This is gonna be awesome. This is gonna be awesome. I've decided that on my drives to Nashua, I am going to learn French, the language of love. And on my drives back, I am going to learn Spanish; what the cleaning crew speaks.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[talking head] I'm driving them up for five times what I would've made at work. I thought I made a good deal. [expression changes from smiling to downcast] Then I realized I'm gonna be trapped in a truck with Mike all day.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[playing cat's cradle with Holly] Okay, am I grabbing this one?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[chuckling] No, that's not what you're grabbing.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[laughs]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Put....okay....</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[driving truck] Hey, y'all are not gonna be playing these little private games all the way.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Sorry, Darryl.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>It's like Driving Miss Daisy, you know?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>All right.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>You gotta include me in the conversation.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Fair enough.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>If you don't mind.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Okay, okay. What kind of car games did you play in the 'hood?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I got a game. Cow surfing.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Cow surfing?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Spot a cow, last person to say "Jackson Five" has to get on its back and ride it.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Really?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Were there even cows where you grew up?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Everybody got a government cow.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Cow surfing. [spots a cow out the window] Okay, here we go, there's a cow.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly & Darryl</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[in unison] Jackson Five!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Oh, shoot! Okay. All right. All right. [throws up hands] Pull it over. Here we go.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Here we go. Go get him, Mike!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[reaching to open door] I'm gonna do it.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[grabs Michael's arm] No, Michael. It's not a real game.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Then why did you say "Jackson Five?"</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>The man has a point.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Darryl....</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>All right, I made it up.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[visibly shocked] What? Why?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
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<Text>Because I wanted you to like me.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>[gasps] I do! Hey, come on!</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
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<Text>[trying not to laugh] Okay.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>Jackson Five.</Text>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly & Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>[both laugh hysterically at portable DVD player on dashboard while Darryl drives, looking miserable]</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
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<Text>[makes sudden sharp turn to the left, causing DVD player to fall out open window, then grins to camera]</Text>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>[rubbing noses with Holly] You're the one.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>No, you.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>You are.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>You are.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>No, you are.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>You are more.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
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<Text>[rubs face in exasperation]</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>You're the best.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>You're better.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>You're better. You're better than my best.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>You're better than betterest.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>[plants kisses all over Michael's face]</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>Here we go.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>Hold your breath!</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>Okay, Ready?</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
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<Text>[setting stopwatch] Go.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael & Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>[both inhale deeply and lock lips while holding their breath]</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
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<Text>[looks to camera for several seconds] At least it's quiet.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>Watch this. Darryl, watch this.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>Look, Darryl, lip up.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael & Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>[kiss each other while puffing their cheeks and mumbling]</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>Down, and give me 50!</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael & Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>[in unison while kissing with mouths closed] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
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<Text>Hey, you know what would be fun? Like, sleeping.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>Yeah</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
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<Text>You know.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
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<Text>[hugging Michael] Oh, snuggles!</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
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<Text>Yeah. Right, snuggle time.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
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<Text>Snuggles.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
|
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<Text>There you go.</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
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<Text>[makes squeaking sounds]</Text>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
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<Text>Spooning.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
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<Text>Here's what I was thinking. The following weekend, I drive up.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
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<Text>Mmm hmm.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
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<Text>We get right in the car, we pop up to Montreal. It's like another seven hours.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
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<Text>Ooh!</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
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<Text>Speak.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
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<Text>We could stay in a cozy B&B with a fireplace?</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Absolutely. Oh, and you know what, Darryl? You are invited to go as well.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Oh, thanks. Thanks. No.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Come on, it'll be fun.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Thank you. Thank you. No.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[emerging from convenience store with two ice cream sundaes] Hey, look at that. Fun, right?</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Mmm.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Mmm mmm! Remember the 15-scooper we had last week? Wasn't that good? I was Scooperman, you were Scoopy-Doo. Remember what you said? You were laughing.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Yeah.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Say what you said.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>No, Michael. I don't....[mimicking Scooby-Doo] I'm gonna puke!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[laughs] I'll save you! I'm Superman! Scooperman!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Darryl didn't want any?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I didn't ask.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>We want the same things.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I know, but from seven hours away.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>That is a lucky number. Seven. 7-Up. Seven dwarfs.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Michael....</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Seven deadly sins. It's a sign.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Hey, y'all wanna hear some loud music or something?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I'm an atheist. Did you know that? I don't know your religion. There are so many conversations that we haven't even had yet.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Hey, look, Pennsylvania license plate! That's crazy! All the way out here! Who can name all the states?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[standing with Holly next to "Welcome to New Hampshire" sign] Oh, it's really cold here.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Oh, it's just later.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Yeah.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[holding camera] Here we go.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[starts to cry] Can we have another? I think I blinked.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[unlocking front door] This is me here.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Oh, you have your own entrance. That's nice.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Darryl</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Stairs. Oh, man....</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Angela</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>He's just trying to push your buttons.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I don't care, so it doesn't matter.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Angela</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Great, then it doesn't matter.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>You don't think he could get in, though....right? I mean, I don't care, but I just don't see how he could. I doubt he could get in.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Angela</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[reverently] He is fiercely intelligent.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I don't care either way, so....shut up.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Angela</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>He's just....</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[in parking lot on cell phone] Don't tell me to calm down, Dad! [grunts] Don't do that! Oh, God, of all people, I thought you would understand. You're an alum. This guy, he's....he's poking the bear! [listens briefly] Yeah, okay, I'll see you at Thanksgiving. Hi to Mom. Bye.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Angela</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Why are you doing this to Andy?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>You once told me that Andy and I had different strengths. Well, he can't do what I can do. I can get into Cornell, but he doesn't know how to make food and shelter from a golden retriever.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Angela</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[looks at Dwight disgustedly and sighs] Even if you do somehow get in, that's not going to make me leave Andy.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>No, but it'll make you respect him less.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Angela</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[sighs] Yes, that's true.</Text>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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</SceneList>
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