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the-office/server/normalization/compile/9-10.xml
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<SceneList>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>To me, the Sixers are a five seed tops.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I think they're going to the conference finals.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Bynum, obvious monster and the three point shooting, don't even-... [Jim bites his lip]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I bit my lip at lunch today.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sucks. Anyway, I just don't see it. The Knicks are tough.The Nets are tough.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, the Nets are super tough. [Jim in pain from his lip]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Now I have this big bump in my lip that hurts. I hate it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>The Hawks are terrible. They're always terrible.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, you need to think about it before you come with the... [Jim bites his lip again and pounds on table]</QuoteText>
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</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Whatever. It's not a big deal. You know I always tell my three year old, if this is the worst thing that's gonna happen...[Jim bites his lip again] You gotta be kidding me! Ok! Pam! That's it, I'm going home!</QuoteText>
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</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good morning, Meredith.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, sorry, Pam. Yikes.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jim's been spending a few days a week in Philly and I'm not gonna lie, it's been challenging. Yesterday, things took a turn for the worse. I found out Cece has lice. So I was up all night disinfecting every sheet, towel, toy, item of clothing in the entire house. I'm exhausted. But don't tell Jim. He has a huge meeting today, under a lot of pressure and he's doing it all for the family.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I am meeting Dr. J today, otherwise known as Julius Irving, famed 76er and my own personal hero. But i have to be careful not to rub it in Pam's face because let's be honest, how would I feel if I was at home stuck with the kids while she was go carting with John Stamos.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[talking on phone] You sound tired. Everything ok?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Great. Everything's great. Hey are you nervous about your big meeting?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uhh, a little bit. It's a lot of pressure, you know, but that's what I signed up for right?</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jim, limo's here.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Worker</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">worker</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, you know what, I gotta hop off because my, uh, taxi is here to take me to the meeting.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, call me later!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
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</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good luck!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thanks!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Love you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Love you too. Bye.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>How you doing?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Val</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">val</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Alright. I mean, it's what you want, so...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's how it has to be.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I know, I know. It's just hard.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">darryl</Character>
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</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Me and Val were going nowhere and if I'm gonna be working in Philly, I'm gonna need my freedom. So, I convinced Val to breakup with me. Here's how you do it. You say, "What are you gonna do, breakup with me?" Like it's a joke, and then you gain a lot of weight.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'll never be sorry, not for a moment of it.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">darryl</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Me neither. Come here. [she hugs Darryl, and Darryl smiles behind her back]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Val</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">val</Character>
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</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey Meredith, I need your supplier requests today.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jeez H. in the morning. Will you stop your nagging already? No wonder Jim left you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>He didn't leave me. He just went part time. [Meredith scratches her head vigorously] Can you just fill out the form please?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
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</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm sure she's just confused. People scratch their heads when they're confused. Not always like an ape, the way Meredith just did, but it happens.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hurry up already.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[checking Meredith's head] Trust me, I know what I'm doing. Between the foster homes and the orphanage, I had lice 22 times.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Holy wow, that's a big one. Alright, pencils down everyone, we got lice!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh God, Meredith, lice? Did you not sign a pledge to shower?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What? Lice? Oh my god. Lock the doors, we are on full quarantine.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dwight, relax. It's just lice. Maybe, possibly.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Just lice Pam?</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Of all of the vermin in God's great green kingdom, lice are the ones I detest the most. My first day of school, I had lice, and no one would play with me. For 15 years, they called me freak and four eyes and sci-fi nerd and girl puncher. All because I had lice when I was 7.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Make way, nope, inspect me.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, this is the cleanest scalp I've ever seen. You are all clear.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Should be. I use lice shampoo every morning. [Dwight starts spraying everyone with disinfectant]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Stop that!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dwight!</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Next!</QuoteText>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[getting her head checked] Geez Meredith, you know, this is an office not one of your bean bag orgies.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Alright, let's give her a break. We don't know for sure this is Meredith's fault.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Pam, really? Come on.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, what do you want? I know who I am. Nobody's taken Meredith Palmer to the opera to meet the queen.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Lice. More lice. [Angela shrieks in disgust] Angela has lice.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ew! Oh.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[checking Stanley's head] Ooh yabber, lice!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[checking Pam's head] Yikers, lice.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No! How? I'm so clean!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[checking Oscar's head] Oh yeah, big time lice.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I wash my hands at least six times a day. Toilet seat covers? Yes, thank you, even when I pee. Apparently, none of that is protection enough. Not when it comes to Meredith.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What are you wearing?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's a Hazmat suit. That stands for hazaderous materials men's suit wearing. If you rent more than four times a year, it just makes sense to buy. Is there anyone else here that is lice free? [Phyllis, Kevin, Darryl. and Nellie raise their hands] Excellent. Do you have your own hazmat suits?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Renters. Ok, I'm gonna need you to gather your belongings, retreat to the warehouse, conduct your business there until the infected have been deloused. Let's get going. I'm gonna stay here and fight. If you don't hear from me by lunch, call me. I might want lunch.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Alright, we're going down to my warehouse, that means we're playing by my rules. No messing with the baler and be cool in front of me and Val. We just broke up.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You got dumped?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, she ended things.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Breakups are the worst. The only thing that got me through mine are large amounts of shepard's pie and Brandy. The singer, not the drink.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Here man. [Kevin hands Daryll some chocolate] You need that more than me.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thanks, man.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah [kisses Darryl on the cheek]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Guys, I think we should all ease up on Meredith. This has got to be hard for her.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, no no no no no. I have not yet begun to shame.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's it. I'm getting my stuff. I'm leaving for the day.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No! Stanley! If you leave now then you'll get it in your car and then you'll get it in your house! [Erin jumps on Stanley's back]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Get off me!</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm trying to save you from yourself!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
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</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Alright, I'll stay! There's a pencil broken in my rolls.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Maybe it was Meredith. Maybe she brought in lice that are totally different than the lice that i got from Cece. So let's not jump to the simplest conclusion that she got her lice from me. That is how wars get started. Fine, I'll tell her it was me.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh man, that's fresh squeezed. And, uh are all the snacks complimentary?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, take some home if you want.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh no, no, no. That's ok. [Jim shoves some snacks in his pocket as he gets out of limo] Um I'm sorry, is this the conference center?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, Mr. Irving called. Said he'd rather meet you at his private court.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Limo Driver</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">limo-driver</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You gotta be kidding me.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, Meredith I need to tell you something.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[shaving her own head] Yes, Pam what do you want?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh my God, Meredith what are you doing!?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Baking a cake, what does it look like I'm doing? Getting rid of the lice.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh stop! I am so sorry!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, can you hold that thought? That's my wax. You know, I think these critters migrated from down south. What were you saying?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nothing.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I am going to tell her, but now is clearly not the time. I will buy her a wig, we'll have a few laughs. There's a right way to do this.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Scalp leeches, skull vampires, follicle gypsies, hair lawyers. One thing is clear, it's kill or be killed!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, no. It's more of a nuisance really. It's not that big a deal. So, I collected your hats and your coats...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>To be burned!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>To be washed.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What do we do about our heads?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm not gonna lie. Lye!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, all we need is mayonnaise.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Excuse me?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>She's right, it works. I would imagine.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, it helps to suffrocate the little buddies and it's a really healthy alternative to the chemicals found in most lice shampoos.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I can appreciate that. I also only eat local, organic produce.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[walks in conference room] Shaboom! How do you like me now!?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wow.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Take a picture. It will last longer.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We don't want it to last longer. It's horrible.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Bald people make me sick.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, yeah, everybody pile on Meredith. But I'm the only one with the balls to show them lice who's boss.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok, nobody panic. If everybody just follows my instructions, then nobody else needs to end up bald. Not that it looks bad, Meredith. It looks...It looks awesome. You look like a baby who suddenly aged 50 years. A cute baby, but something sucked the life force out of it. I'm so sorry. We need mayonnaise! We need it now.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh! Uh, uh I'll go.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay. Oh, thank you.</QuoteText>
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<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're a saint, Pam.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, no, it's not a big deal, please. No. Um, Meredith can I get you something special while I'm at the store, candy, or...or one of those stylish turbans?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thanks Pam! I'll take a pack of Nicorette gum and a pack of Kools.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Let's talk pubes, people.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, Darryl.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Val</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">val</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, hey Val.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, that was tragic, Oh, that was like a car crash. I couldn't look away. You two clearly still have feelings for each other.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's gonna make you feel better, big guy?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>When I was a kid, my grandmother used to make me chocolate cake when I wasn't feeling good. She's not around to do that anymore. I'm sorry, I just need a moment to myself just to clear my head.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="null">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Aw, poor Darryl. I can't bear to see him suffer like this.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I think he needs some hugs, and maybe some chocolate cake.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mmm, this won't help him, it's a muffin, not cake.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Listen, let's try and get Darryl the one thing in the world he clearly wants and needs the most.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>An Escalade.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Or what's her name.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="null">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Val.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Let's get Darryl Val.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I hope you don't mind me bringing you out here. I can't get my knees under a desk.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Julius Irving</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">julius-irving</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Are you kidding me? I can literally scalp tickets to this.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, do you think you can sink one from deep?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="null">julius</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Listen, I don't mean to intimidate you, but I did play a little high school ball.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay. [Jim shoots the basket and it goes in] Wow, Halpert's got game.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="null">julius</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Alright. [Jim's phone rings] Oh, sorry. I'm so sorry. It's my wife, can I take this?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's your wife? You better take it.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Right! [Jim laughs as he answers the phone] Hey, what's up? Everything ok?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, no everything's great! Um, I was just calling to see how the meeting went.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's still happening right now actually, so uh...</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>He's really making you work for it, huh?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, it is very stressful. You sure everything's okay?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Great. I am killing it over here. [drops mayonnaise on the ground] Jim, I gotta go.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, bye. [Jim turns back to Julius] So sorry about that.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No problem. Hey Jim, what size do you wear, man? I got a pair of japanese Nikes with your name on them. What do you think?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I love it.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[handing out mayonnaise jars] Once it's all over your head, just leavr it there for four hours. That will be enough time for the lice to fall asleep, suffrocate, and then pass away.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh sure, and when you're ready to get serious, come to me to get it done right. [Dwight holds up a pair of scissors]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Put those away before you hurt yourself.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[swings the scissors around and puts them into his pocket, putting a hole in his Hazmat suit] Oh God, oh no. No. No. No! No! No! No! No!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, it's easier with a buddy, so everybody pair up.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oscar, do you want to be my partner?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, yeah, sure. I'd love to..</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, uh, mayo buddy, five dollar tip, you unclog my ears. Okay?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, Creed, I'm so sorry. I'm...I'm already partners with Pete, right Pete?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, yeah. We promised each other if we ever got lice, we'd buddy up. Sorry, man.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pete</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">pete</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, Creed, wanna be my buddy?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh God. Stuck with the weirdo.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Angela is slapping mayo on Oscar's head] Angela.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You don't want bugs. You know? Who knows where those bugs will end up?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[putting mayo on Stanley's head] You're getting a bargain. I ain't got no hair no more.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[putting mayo on Creed's head] Creed, I'm all done. My turn.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm sorry, Pam. It looks a little messy.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, wait.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[putting mayo on Erin's head] How's that?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pete</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">pete</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I feel it working. [Erin and Pete playing around with the mayo] Eiffel tower!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Can I help you?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Val</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">val</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, we don't want to pry but we heard you broke up with Darryl.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, that's true.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We think you made a big, big mistake.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Quite enormous.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok, thank you. Is that all?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. No, that is not all. Let me tell you what real life is like. The men dry up, and the nights get lonely. The only calls on your machine are for collection agencies about that pair of motorcycle boots you never even wore. You stalk your old high school boyfriend online, go to his daughter's soccer games, and make a scene. You buy a diamond ring for yourself, wear it on your right hand, and tell yourself, you're all you need. One day, you're alone, tired. At your feet, a dying bird. But where did it come from? Why did you kill it? Is it because in some strange way it is you?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you all for your concern, but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave, okay?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>So does this mean you're gonna take Darryl back?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, then, what do you say to you and me hitting the town? 'Cause I'm free, literally forever.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[phone rings] Hello?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What, no. That can't...I don't...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Now, don't worry, don't worry. I'm on my way to pick her up, but you might have lice too. You know, lice can be tricky. Sometimes lice, like...[Pam hangs up phone]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh my God.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Shave her head. Shave her head!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[everyone yelling at Pam]You guys, I am so sorry! It's just been so chaotic with Jim gone, that...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah yeah, Princess Fancypants let Jane 12-pack over here take the fall.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Is there a volume knob on that thing?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Meredith, I am so sorry.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Just? Just what? Just forgot?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Who's the one who didn't bring lice into the office? Meredith. Sure I gave everybody pink eye once, and my ex keyed a few of their cars, and yeah I BMed in the shredder on New Years. But I didn't bring the lice in. That was all Pam.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Attention, people of the office. You have exactly 60 secondes to evacutate the bull pen. At that time, I will be tossing this powerful insecticidal grenade, which contains piperonyl butoxide, as well as...[Dwight drops the grenade and it goes off inside Andy's office]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Dwight, are you okay!?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Whoa. Hypertoxide has a mild hallucigenic effect, but I don't think it's kicked in yet. I'm gonna count down from ten. Nine, yellow, cold, sad, purple. [Dwight collapses]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Wow. He got to purple.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Angela rinsing Oscar's hair, and she bumps his head] Ow!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Sorry.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're waterboarding me!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oops.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[shoving large amounts of bubble wrap into the baler, as a warehouse worker passes] No, this is fine. We are allowed to do this. This is okay.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You're up.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, I'm kinda sad to see this baby go.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You do kinda look like Elvis, but we should probably wash all the dead lice out.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay. Okay. [rinsing Pete's hair out] Is that too cold?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, it actually feels kinda nice.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I wonder what happened over there. I've been sitting here the whole time. [as the baler crushes the bubble wrap, making loud noises]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Huh?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Let's give it a shot. Let's make it work.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm back together with Val. Yay...</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>I had a pretty good day today. Not everything went exactly according to plan, but lice if you are watching, I am ready for you anytime, anywhere. [Dwight gets into his car and another insecticidal grenade goes off]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>Hey, did Erin already take off?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I guess so.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're Kareem, coming to help.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, I'm Kareem. That makes total sense. I'm Kareem. You're Dr. J. Just sounds weird to say out loud.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>And it went like this. [Jim's phone starts ringing]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>And that's all?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That's it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey honey, it's me. Just trying to catch you before going home. Um, oh, well just give me a call whenever. Hope your day got better. Love you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, what you doing right now?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Let her stay another hour. Let's go get a beer.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Really? A beer sounds incredible right now.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No duh. Let's go. You're buying.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Meredith, I am so sorry about today.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Forget about it.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I just did not realize how hard it was gonna be without Jim. I mean, I really respect you for being a single mom all these years. It whipped my ass in half a week. I have to say, there are not a lot of people who could pull off a shaved head, but you are rocking it.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Right. I got the bartender's phone number when you were in the john. I'm gonna take that freak to bone town before the night is over.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Get it, girl!</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Pam and Meredith singing karaoke] This one's for all you ladies out there.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[starts singing] I come...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Not yet.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[singing] I come home in the middle of the night. My mother says when you gonna live your life right? Oh Mother dear, we're not the fortunate ones. And girls, they want to have fun. Oh girls just want to have fun.</QuoteText>
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