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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[telephone ringing] This is Pam. Oh my God, are you sure? Uh, okay. Okay, um, we'll be right there. Everybody, the balloon is falling.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Nice.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>There's this balloon that has been floating in the rafters of the warehouse for, like, ever. And, okay, it's not -- it doesn't sound cool. You just have to see it.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, I guess it doesn't look that cool either. But, it's been up there a long time, so it's become a pretty big deal.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Wow. It's the end of an era.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Did a good job, Buddy. Now it's time to come home.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>I remember when that balloon went up there. I was still with Gil. We were so happy.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>When that went up there, I had hair like Rapunzel.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>How long do you think it's been up there, Kevin?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>I just remember pushing aside my silky bangs to say, "Look, a balloon."</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>My warcraft clan was still on speaking terms.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>My kid didn't have a face tattoo.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>I was still thinking of going back to school.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>And I was still just a paper salesman.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well this has been fun, Pam. Thanks for calling us all down here. [everyone sighs]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Kill the balloon. Kill the balloon. Kill the balloon. Kill the balloon. Kill the balloon. [pops loudly] [cheers and applause]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">All</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey. So they accidentally gave us an extra egg sandwich this morning. Who wants it?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>oooh</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Me.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Right here.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Allow me to solve your problem, then.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Nellie</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Mmm. [bites sandwich] Oh, that is disgusting. Do you call that a King James breakfast pie?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What brings you to town?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Certainly not the Harry Houdini Museum. What a nobody. Oh look, some Hungarian just found their way out of a sack. Let's build a shrine. No, I've come to work here.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>How could Robert transfer Nellie here after the Sabre store debacle? She stinks of failure. The fact that she could show her face around here is an embarrassment. I should know. I'm in an identical situation.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Robert did say you'd be joining us. Welcome. I'm Tony.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Mm.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I- I said I'm Tony. Okay I made a mistake. I thought it might go unnoticed. But uh, I'm Toby.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You messed up saying your name?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It happens, okay? Uh, so let's just find an empty desk for you, and uh, I'm sure Robert will be with you as soon as he gets in.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That one looks empty.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, that's Andy's office.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, is it?</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I have one simple philosophy in business: if the seat is open, the job is open. It's how I came to briefly race a formula one car. The three slowest laps ever recorded.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Another beautiful day in Tallahassee. Ooh. Good morning, Alonzo.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Good morning Erin. [driving by delivering newspapers]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>How are you? How's your family doing?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Bye.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Look at this place! Five rooms, and I get to clean them all. That's right. I'm a maid for an old lady. Her grandson's staying with us too because he ran out of money. [chuckles] Listen to me, bragging away.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Nellie.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Robert.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>How are you adjusting to life in Scranton so far?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So far, so good.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Good.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Water pressure in the hotel is marvelous.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ah, well, it is astounding what a difference that can make, isn't it?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Mm-hm.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Now. Let's find you something fun to do here, shall we?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, I've already found it. I am manager, a natural next step. It fits like a glove.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We have a manager.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Do you really? Because it is 10:00. I've been in this chair for an hour, and no other manager has come and sat in my lap.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Excuse me, has anyone seen Andy this morning?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">robert</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Huh. Yeah, that's weird. He's usually here by now. Right guys?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[on phone] Hello.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Andy, it's Robert. Why aren't you at work?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">robert</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, Robert. Ah, I really wish I could come in to work today, but I'm super sick.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I don't care, I don't care. Please come to work immediately.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">robert</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay, I'll try to come in even though I'm really sick with the...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[standing in ocean] ...Florida Flu.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>He just hung up on me mid-sentence.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">robert</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm in Florida to get Erin. As soon as I heard she wasn't coming back to Scranton, I jumped straight in my car and drove straight down till I hit the ocean. My heart is my map. Turns out, Tallahassee is about 200 miles inland, so I overshot a good amount. But still, not bad for a heart map right? [picking up dead fish] Oh, no. Thanks a lot, BP.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Not much we can do about this until he gets here.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">robert</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Can't you do something about this?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Sometimes the flowers arrange themselves, Jim.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">robert</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>-Right.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What is going on? And where's Andy? And what is going on?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Erin, you got a package.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Irene</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">irene</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm in the bathroom.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Where's the postage? I mean, there's no shipping label.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Glenn</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">glenn</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Did you wash your hands?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Irene</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">irene</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[screaming as Andy busts out of box]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="true">Erin and Irene</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
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<Character type="null">irene</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[singing] Here I am; Signed, sealed, delivered; I'm yours!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Andy, what are you doing here? It's great to see you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Uh, I am here to take you back to Scranton. Because I love you and I want to be with you.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Where's the ring?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Irene</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">irene</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hm?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Where's the ring, Lancelot?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Irene</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">irene</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Uh, would you guys mind if we talked privately for a second? Sorry, Glenn.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Um, Andy... I am so happy to see you. But I'm not coming back with you.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[whispering off screen] Why won't she go with him?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Glenn</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">glenn</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[whispering] I don't know. Maybe it's 'cause he's not that handsome.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Irene</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">irene</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hey... don't listen.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>So what is going on? That does seem to be the question, doesn't it? [in American accent] Hey, this is messed up, bro. Who is this weird lady? [normal voice] I know. It's a lot. So, who knows what's going on? Anyone? You, yes. Wait, I am very good at intuiting names. Is it... chumbo?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="null">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I think it's a cross between Dumbo and Jumbo, with a hint of chubby. It's not a name.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>So no one can tell me what's going on. Well, let me illuminate things for you. We are getting to know each other. [in American accent] But why, m'lady? [in normal voice] Because I am your new manager.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">nellie</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Robert, is Nellie our new manager?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[laughs] This is an odd situation. But it's very interesting how it's playing out.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="null">robert</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>We live in this world of routines and rhythms. Kevin ate someone's lunch. Phyllis has a new necklace. Who is this woman?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="null">robert</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I came in here simply trying to get to know you, learn your names, maybe have someone teach me the company song. And what I got in return was nothing but disrespect. You leave me no choice but to get to know you in a more intimate way.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="null">nellie</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hot tub party?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Performance reviews.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="null">nellie</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>How can you give us performance reviews if you don't know us?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>On first impressions, so I recommend smiling. It goes a long way with me.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="null">nellie</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Erin, you really nailed the hot dogs today.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Glenn</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">glenn</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh, thanks. I've been re-using the hot dog water so it gets more flavor. It's only going to keep getting better.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>So, Andrew, how does your skinny brunette girlfriend Jessica feel about you visiting your ex-girlfriend?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Irene</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">irene</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Well, we're not really dating anymore, so... basically, I mean, I just have to cross a few Ts and dot a few I's, you know.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>So you came to get me, but you still have a girlfriend.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I think you should leave, young man.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Irene</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">irene</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>All right. Technically, yes, I am still technically dating Jessica. But when I realized that I wanted you back, I just jumped in the car and I drove down here, and I didn't want to stop until I saw you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You didn't even stop to pee? Gross.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Any luck?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No. He just keeps letting all the calls go to voicemail.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[on phone message, singing] Please leave a message for Andy Bernard, include your na-</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="null">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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<QuoteText>Oh, you're doing so good. Oh my God, you're superman over there. [Andy's phone vibrating]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You should take it. It's probably your girlfriend wondering where you are.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Nope. It's just work. Not important. You know, I can really feel this is my quads, I can tell I'm getting stronger.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You really wouldn't feel those kinds of results after one session.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I don't know. [phone vibrating] Just let it vibrate. It's fine.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You could put it on silent.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I don't think it does that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Just go to preferences, then click -</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[answering Andy's phone] Proctology.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[on phone] Andy?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Andy, where are you?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I- I'm home in bed. I've been in bed all day. I got the- I got the serious poops, man.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>He's here in Tallahassee, trying to turn my life upside down.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What? You're in Florida? Andy, Nellie Bertram's trying to take your job.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What do you mean, take my job?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Like, set up camp in your office and is calling herself the manager.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay... Jim, I really appreciate you looking out for me, but I'm not coming home without Erin. So I'll talk to you later.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Guys, we cannot do these performance reviews, okay? If we go into them, you're basically accepting Nellie as your manager, and trust me, you do not want her as your manager.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Trust you? The way Pam trusted you to provide for her so she wouldn't have to work?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I like working here.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Dwight, should she be our manager?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I wouldn't let her manage a celery farm.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Those who can't farm, farm celery.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>And when was the last time Dwight and I agreed on anything ever? [clears throat]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>All right. Let's get going. First up, it is the woman with the beautiful fingernails and the tiny feet, Phyllis.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Nellie, I'm sorry, but I don't feel comfortable being evaluated by someone I don't know.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh. Oh, okay. I understand. Let me show you how these are gonna go. Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I refuse to be judged by someone that I do not respect. I lost respect for you in Florida. If it was up to me, you would be in jail forever.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Dwight, I have completed your evaluation. You're getting a raise.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Dwight, you carry this company on your massive shoulders. You are our Atlas, and for that do you not think you deserve a raise?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>There's no limit to what I think I deserve.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Then you accept it?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Five percent. No less.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Absolutely not. Seven percent.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Six percent, I know my worth.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>The raise isn't real.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Money isn't real ever since we got off the gold standard.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So Phyllis, now you know the rules of the game. Would you care to have a go? I'm fairly certain you're going to like it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Phyllis.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Pam.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So, Phyllis, I have been very impressed with you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Really?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, yeah. The way you conquered your fear and came in here, and now the way you sit there... all very impressive.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Um... are you aware that Nellie is giving out raises?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I am not. Huh.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah. She gave one to Dwight, Phyllis.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Let me guess, you want one too? Take the family to Disneytown?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Land. World. Uh, it's not that I don't want a- well, yes, I guess I'd take a raise. That's not what I'm saying. That's not- sorry.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Jim, I told Andy to come in, and yet he is still not in. By contrast, Nellie Bertram saw a vacuum and filled it. To make no mention of her business experience or her relationship with Jo Bennett, my boss.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Jim, would you prefer a nature metaphor or a sexual metaphor?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, god, nature, please.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>When two animals are having sex, one of them...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[exhales sharply]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I mean, if we go in there and take these raises, what are we saying? That it's okay for someone to just take someone else's job? Shouldn't work like that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>-sorry, you go.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, go ahead.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, I was just going to say that, if I had my own fountain, it would be two frogs that are spitting into each other's mouth. It's just stupid. What were you going to say?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You broke my heart more recently and more often. And I think at some point, in my head, it just sort of clicked that we're not meant to be.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm so sorry that we have not loved each other at the same time.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So, Pamela, I'm going to start this review, not by telling you what you lack, but rather, asking you what it is you want.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Really? Okay, well, um, I like consistency in the manager's position, no weird silent coups. Stuff like that. I'm easy.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That's not really what you want. What you want is a good night's sleep, working mother of two.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Whoa, that's kind of condescending. Would you say something like that to Jim?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Does Jim have to breastfeed? Did Jim carry around those babies for- what is it? 12 months? Be honest, does Jim really get up in the night?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, I mean, the only reason he doesn't is because I'm breastfeeding, and Phillip doesn't like a bottle.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You must be exhausted. Fancy a nap?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Go on. Have a nap. Lie down right here. There's a blanket in here. I used it earlier myself. Dreamt I could breathe underwater like Jacques Cousteau. No one will know. I'll wake you up. And when you wake up, you will earn more money.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I think you're amazing. You know that, right? Go on, say it: "I'm amazing."</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Erin, I think you're making a big mistake right now. Andy is a nice boy.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Really? 'cause you've been kind of a B to him all afternoon.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I was protecting you because I thought he was no good. But I can tell you really like him. And he's willing to lose his job for you, in this economy with Europe on the brink-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Irene, what would you do without me?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We're not your concern, sweetheart. Besides, Glenn's going to sue Home Depot.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>He got his foreskin caught in some lawn furniture.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Jim, time for your review.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, it's not, because you don't really work here.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Why are you so staunchly defending your friend, who has abandoned you? Wouldn't you rather come talk with me? Maybe definitely get a raise?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, that's the thing. I don't know if you can even give raises.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Jim, have you ever heard of a character named Tinkerbell?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm Tinkerbell.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Mm-hm. I'm a magical fairy who floated into your office to bring a little bit of magic into your lives, to give you all raises.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>And we are grateful.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>But here's the thing about Tinkerbell, Jim. Everyone has to believe in her or she doesn't exist.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>She dies.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>She dies! Now who here believes in Tinkerbell?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Let's see it. Show of hands.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I do. [applause] Come on everyone...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>All right, guys, stop.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I already spent the money.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>How?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Come on Jim, you're killing her!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>We believe! We believe!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">All</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">all</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Look at this wonderful recognition of Nellie's leadership. I believe. [applause continues]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">robert</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That did not go how I wanted it to. Ugh. I have a whole ton of Erin's favorite food for the drive back, eggplant parm. [tosses it out car window] It's biodegradable. Animals will eat it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Andy wait! [running down street] Andy! Andy wait! Don't go! Andy I love you! Stop! Oh, this is the wrong Prius. I don't love you. I'm sorry.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Erin!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Andy. [horns honking as they kiss in the street]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Let's get out of here.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Let's go.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Wait, we have to go back and get your stuff.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No, I don't have any stuff.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Like your toothbrush and stuff.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I don't have one.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You don't have a toothbrush?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="null">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>How do you not have a toothbrush?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="null">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I just... there's always one around.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You just use whichever one is sitting there?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="null">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I always find one. Have you ever heard of buying a toothbrush?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Of course. I own my toothbrush.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="null">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I grew up poor. I had little formal education. No real skills. I don't work especially hard, and most of my ideas are either unoriginal or total crap. And yet, I walked right into a job for which I was ill-prepared, ill-suited, and somebody else already had, and I got it. If you ask me, that's the American dream right there. Anything can happen to anyone. It's just random.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="null">nellie</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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