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<SceneList>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, ugh. [stands and looks at meatball in chair] What is this, a meatball? Really? [Stanley laughs]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It's always more fun to mess with Dwight with an audience. That was usually Pam so now that she's out I had to find someone else. Turns out that Stanley is quite the comedy fan. But not everything makes him laugh. He has very specific tastes. Through a painstaking process of trial and error, I've found out what he likes. And it's really weird.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Jim, come on! That's so juvenile! What the- [opens drawer full of meatballs]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You've been meatballed! [laughs]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ugh.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Are you ready for some meatball?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Aw, man. [Stanley laughs] This is not very clever, Jim.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I know.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Look for your stapler!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[Dwight finds stapler in giant meatball] Really Jim? Really? Very funny.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to Phyllis] Oh okay. Good night. [climbs in to Dwight's car] What's the haul?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thirty-two meatballs.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good day.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That idiot's been feeding us for a week.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We'll never have to buy meatballs again.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[phone rings] Dunder Mifflin. Jessica, hi! How are you? Oh yay, that's so great to hear.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm not going to be one of those exes who can't move on. They have their life and I have mine. I'm taking an Italian class. So far I've learned tortellini, spagettini, linguini... Well it's not so much a class as a restaurant, but I do Monday, Wednesday, Friday from seven to nine.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I will patch you through right now. You sound really pretty today. Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jessica! I love you! That's a message from my mom.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>My parents met Jessica and they completely flipped for her so they gave me this old family ring to use on her. I know, whoa! Pump the breaks, Bernard, too early! I get it. I just, you know, I'm just carrying it around, seeing how it feels. I haven't proposed to anyone in years... Mom took the main diamond out, she thought that had more of a my little brother kind of vibe to it, but...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[Robert is looking at pictures of a house online] Whoa, looks pretty nice. Got a little bit of a Shining vibe, though.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, who needs a house that size?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Big. Stupid. Pure chump bait.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm selling the house, actually.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know, there's a glare from over here... oh wow, that's magnificent.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It's mid-recession in a depressed area of a faltering state and I've got the most expensive house on the market. The one percent are suffering too, people. I wanted it to be my Playboy mansion. A temple to wine, revelry, sex, intrigue... this was hot on the heels of Eyes Wide Shut, mind you. Then I met my wife, she moved in, made it her own. Now she's left me and forced me to sell the place. The ultimate insult? They're calling my speakeasy lounge a rumpus room. [Jim laughs] Does my turmoil amuse you, Jim?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm sorry, I thought you were making a joke.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What could you possibly have found funny in what I said? What was the joke you thought you heard?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I guess I thought you were approaching it with more of a sarcasm than misery. Kind of laughing at your own pain, sad clown thing.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh yes. How hilarious it is to laugh at clowns, the painted jesters of the dying circus industry. Very funny, Jim. I get it.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Um, I'm getting reports of a serious outbreak of the grumpies in here.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>A beautiful monster cost me my forties and my dream home. I think I'm entitled to the occasional bad day.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, please tell Susan we all say hi.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dude, what if, since you're feeling grumpy, we all swing by tonight and check out your indoor pool? [Robert laughs]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Kevin, no.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What, as some sort of last hoorah?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah. All of us in the pool, saying hoorah. Maybe the last one that says hoorah is it.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know I suppose someone should enjoy the place before I hand it over to the staging experts at Remax tomorrow. Let's try this: everyone, tonight, my house, wear a swimsuit. Let's just call it a get-together. And let's say no food.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey Oscar, was that you who just created a party out of thin air or was it me?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That was you, Kevin.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It was me.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You going tonight, kiddo? Cause I can give you a lift.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, I don't know, Meredith. It seems like you shouldn't drive maybe ever.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's no problem. You live right near me.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>How do you know where I live?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Andy followed you home after the Christmas party.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Why?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>He wanted to make sure California didn't put it in you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh. Come on.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Wow. Andy's such a weird stalker. Following me home like that when he has a girlfriend? I should get a restraining order. [squeaks]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[sticks a hand in the pool] Oh, it is warm.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It's almost too warm.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm feeling eighty-two, eighty-two and a half.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, so close. Eighty-one.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[to Cathy] Well, we'll say its eight-two and it'll be our secret.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[to Jim] Hey, late guy.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey. Wow. Just stopping by. Got another party to go to. A wife and two kids at home party.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>DJ Pam Halpert is spinning some serious Radio Disney tonight.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You're looking at the master of leaving parties early. They key is, you have to make a strong impression, so you want to have a picture taken, you want to say some peculiar non sequitur that people remember, you want to note something unique, a talking point, for later. I don't mean to brag, but New Year's Eve, I was home by nine.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Robert, just wanted to grab you one second. This place is amazing, by the way.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You should see the whole thing.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I bet I should. [takes cell phone photo] That's beautiful, I'm going to email that to you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm just about to give the tour.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>All right-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Join us. You must see what you were laughing about.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I must...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[looks at pool] Wow.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[hides ring] Yeah, it's pretty serious poolage.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[sees Andy's hand in his pocket] What are you doing?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hmm? Flicking a bug off my wiener. [they both laugh]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Gross. I'm getting a drink. Do you want anything?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, I'm good.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[runs to Andy] Funny how we can be surrounded by people and still feel so lonely. Hi.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>How is everything? How's your car?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's great. You know. Reliable. Great mileage.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is that so? How about this weekend we take that sucker to a duck pond or something? Maybe get caught in the rain?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, I can't. I'm going skiing with Jessica. you know, a couple of dopes on the slopes.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, like a goodbye trip.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. What?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">andy</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I guess Andy isn't totally over his current girlfriend. But, if he was jealous once before then maybe I can make him jealous again. Just not with Robert. He told me he was a ride I wouldn't survive, and I believe him.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Val. You made it.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yup, yup.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Val</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">val</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh oh, look at this. Red plastic cup, red plastic cup. How about that?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know, you are just as dumb at night.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Val</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">val</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mmm. [they clink cups]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right, theres- this would be no problem. I could swim under, one breath.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, show me.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jessica</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">jessica</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dive in right here.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jessica</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">jessica</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>In a minute. In a minute.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay. You don't know what you're doing.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jessica</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">jessica</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>A minute would be cool.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, Dwight Snoot.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What-</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What you doing?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm relaxing. Scram. [pushes her]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ow.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, Stanley. Um, what happened to my pants?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I moved them. Pants only need a chair if there's a person in them.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Where... [finds pants, looks for ring]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Come on, don't you want to play?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh really?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, you want to play you little hick? [kicks her in to the pool, Erin screams]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Whoa.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dwight! Oh my gosh! Dwight!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Here we have the parlor. I imagined people would set down their coats and symbolically their inhibitions. This was the gateway. You enter this room a lawyer, a doctor, a teacher, a judge, but beyond it you're simply a penis, a vagina, hunger, ache. Susan used it as a Pilates studio.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">robert</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[sees wine collection] Holy cow!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wine collection.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">robert</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>How many bottles? Three hundred?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[laughs] About twelve hundred. What the hell, grab a bottle. Less inventory for the lawyers.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">robert</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Toby! Chateau Margaux ninety-five. You know your wine.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, and you have a... yes, a- d- another chateau.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Robert, you are too kind.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">robert</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Too kind doesn't begin to cover it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">gabe</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>With ammunition like this we are in for quite a night, you and me.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>And Gabe-y makes three.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">gabe</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Robert, thank you. Thank you for this. Thank you for all this. This night's been magical.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jim, come see this next room. I think you especially would like it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">robert</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Really? Why?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know. Maybe not. Just come.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">robert</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Dwight dunks her] Oh!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[laughs] You regret attacking me now, hick? Huh?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Stop it. Dwight, I was flirting with you. I was trying to use you to make Andy jealous.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm not going to help you. Why would you choose me? Because I'm mighty? Because I'm the manliest man in the office? I'll do it. [he picks her up]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[giggles] Oh Dwight!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[giggles] Stop.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You stop.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, you stop.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, you stop.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to camera] Is he looking? [shakes her head] Oh. You can stop.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, you can stop.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, no, no, he's not looking.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, you can stop.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You can actually stop.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Whoa, you guys, I just found this insane engagement ring. Is anyone missing this?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>The main stone's missing.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know. It looks pretty great to me.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I pictured myself here every night eating a leg of mutton, the juices dripping down my bare chest, wiping my fingers on the walls. Then I met the vegan.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">robert</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good night.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[raises wine bottle] To the kitchen!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>To the kitchen!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">All</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">all</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>To the kitchen. Onward!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">robert</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Toby, what's compelling about this is the note of persimmon. Right?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Note? It's a symphony.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, you have to join my wine-tasting club.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I would love that.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Toby, you are playing a dangerous game. Guess I'm through the gateway now, though, right?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to Val] You know, I don't think I've ever been in this exact angle before. I was scared at first, but I like it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You guys got to try this pool. No top scum, no band-aids. This thing is choice.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You in?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Val</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">val</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, sure, sure. I'll be right in.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I've been working out. But, the problem is, I've been building muscle underneath. And that top layer hasn't burned off yet. Awkward stage.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[he and Erin feed each other chips] Ah, mmm. So good. Now take a chip, crush it into my face, really rub the grease around. Do it. Now rub it in. Oh, yeah, that's so good. Ah...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Andy's not even looking. I think sexy eating is a dead end.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Damn it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What is the most romantic possible thing?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We can get some chicken fights going in the pool.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dwight, that's just- that's really perfect. Thank you.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes! [they high five and jump in the pool]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Both</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">both</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're in my way!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Andy, Dwight and I challenge you and Jess to a chicken fight. Winner take all.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Chicken fight!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No thanks.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dang it! What the heck already?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, Cathy. Chicken fight!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, yeah. Who's going to be my partner? Where's Jim?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cathy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">cathy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm right here! [gets in pool] Cold. Cold. Come on, Cath.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah- oh!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[knocks Cathy off Kevin's shoulders] Yes! Woo!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Woohoo! Yes!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dwight, our chemistry is really clicking. We work so well together.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I know. I could just bang you right now.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>He's not looking. [Dwight dumps her in the pool] Hey!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I had two bears sewn together to make this king-size. Total waste of two bears.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">robert</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>To both these bears.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>To both these bears.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Bears.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>To both these bears.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>When I put in the screening room, I bought three movies: Caligula, Last Tango in Paris, and Emmanuelle 2. Last two movies I actually watched in here Marley and Me and On Golden [bleep] Pond.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">robert</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I mean, it's clearly meant for watching erotic cinema.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yup. We could watch some right now if you want. I got a Korean film on my iPod if you want to just- if you have the cables.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">gabe</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Kelly, that's a crazy ring you found.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, thanks. I'm really glad I found it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I can't believe you're wearing it. Are you not superstitious at all?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Shh. Of course I'm superstitious. What are you talking about?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>The ring of a failed marriage might have some sinister energy, right? Am I just being silly?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, I don't think you're being silly.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh God. [takes off ring]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know what, I can just sell it and put the money in the party fund.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[snatches ring] Then another woman will get it. We can't allow that. We have to destroy it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to Andy] Come on. Let's chicken fight those two.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jessica</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">jessica</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[comes up from under water] How was that?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Val</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">val</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay. Watch my toes. [does hand stand]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey Val. Want a beer? It might taste better than that pool water you've been drinking.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, I'm good. Thank you.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Val</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">val</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Cool.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Cool. [to Kevin] Does Darryl not swim?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Val</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">val</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's racist! I don't know. But I would say, by looking at him, no, Darryl does not swim.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[knocks Erin off Dwight's shoulders] Yes!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jessica</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">jessica</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to Erin] Maybe we should take a little break.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dwight, we've got this. I promise. I will not leave your shoulders, no matter what.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>One more?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah! Great! [others cheer and clap]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jessica</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">jessica</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mush, mush, mush! Come on!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Go!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Go! Okay. Yeah.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Here we go! [knocks Erin over] Yes!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jessica</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">jessica</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yay! [Erin comes back up] Whoa!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wow!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I cannot believe you're still up!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I cannot believe it either.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jessica</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">jessica</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I've got this! [Dwight gasps] Charge! Go! Go! [Dwight sinks]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[muffled] Dwight are you okay? Hey, damn it-</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[coughs up water] Erin, did we win?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sure. Sure we did.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're lying. We didn't win.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, hey, hey Dwight. It's okay. Just rest. Just rest.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You've broken up your last couple, you evil ring. Do it. [Meredith sets fire to paper ring boat]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We're in the pool!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Shut it, Angela.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ugh. Same old party, same old people. Am I right? Reminds me of Phyllis's birthday.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ooh, do not remind me of Phyllis's birthday.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I know. [laughs] But boy, that Erin. She sure is a ripe little tiger, isn't she? Rroww! And to think, I always thought of her as a second Meredith. Respectfully, I don't want us walking into a similar Angela kind of situation.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mmm.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>So I just want to make sure that you are completely, one hundred percent done with Erin.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Last I checked, I'm with Jessica. And I like to get my monog on. It's monogamy for my hog 'n me.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Not what I asked.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We're done. Erin and I are over.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>So then you won't mind if tonight I just go crazy on her, just go nuts, rrargh. With sex.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Have at it. Or take it slow. Whatever you guys work out.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[sighs] You're an idiot.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Kelly, that is mine! This is mine! [Val, Erin and Kevin play with pool noodles]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh-uh. Uh-uh.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh I've got him!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Val</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">val</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Cannonball! [jumps in pool] Let's do this!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Erin swims up with ring] Wow.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>So I kind of stepped on this. I think it's yours.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. Oh wow. How did you know it was mine?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>The Bernard family seal. Duh.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Duh.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sorry if your special night was ruined.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, whoa. Whoa, no, it's not a special night.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, you weren't going to do that?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Honestly Erin, I don't know what I'm doing. I... I just... I don't know. Thank you.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Andy's confused. That's not what I was hoping for, but it's not so bad either. I can live with confused. I get confused. I totally get confused.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>And of course, the pool. The ultimate lubricant for any wild evening. It was here that my parties would have crescendoed into true madness.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">robert</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>To madness.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>To madness.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>To madness. [Robert laughs]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>To madness.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, um, I think you parked my car in. Is there any way you can move your van?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, I'm sorry. When I got here, I put my keys in a bowl.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Are you serious?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Robert, I want you to know, I'm here to rock with you as late as you want, man.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>And that goes double for me. I'll stay even later than you'd like.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">gabe</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Toby pours wine into Oscar's mouth] Toby! I am Bacchus, god of wine!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>And I am Bacchus's friend!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Gentlemen, bear witness. While I've been mourning the nights that never were, one of them has been unfolding here before me. This is no get-together. This is a party. [Robert strips, jumps in pool, Gabe and Ryan join him]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">robert</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes! Woohoo! Bravo!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">All</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">all</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>And there's my talking point.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, that's it. Push yourselves, boys. It's not a party if you don't do something that scares you. I need a breather. Oh. Oh. You two keep going.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">robert</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, he's asleep. We can just leave.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>So leave.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">gabe</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Two pools. A divider. A bridge. Good choice. It says everything about everything, right Robert?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's the water like?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kathy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">kathy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nice.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, it is warm.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Robert's house is, well....I don't mean to sound offensive, but it's like where a basketball player would live.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, Dwight.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh huh.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That feels so good!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah....baby.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[grunting] Hey, Andy.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dwight gives the best back massages.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, it sounds like it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, have you ever been checked for scoliosis?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know, why don't you check me Dr. Shrute. [laughing]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, seriously. Your spine is jacked. It's like the devil's cursive.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You mean more like dangerous curves...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You'd be like 8 feet tall if this thing was straightened out...[pushes Erin back to floor]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ow!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You date a guy, you find out he was engaged to your coworker so you throw cake at him. It's over. You start liking him again so you ask him out with a puppet show. He says no. Then he follows you home to make sure that you don't kiss somebody. Then he ignores you at a pool party? Am I right ladies?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Erin helps Dwight stretch his inner thighs] Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oooooh, yeah.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You guys ready?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jessica</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">jessica</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Bring it on guys.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Let's go before I vomit. [Erin and Dwight enter pool]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ready?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm ready.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Whoo!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jessica</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">jessica</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Alright! Here we go.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>RAHHH!!!!!!!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, come on!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jessica</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">jessica</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Get her! Ruin her! [Andy and Jessica beat Dwight and Erin]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey! High-five!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jessica</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">jessica</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>My brother and I were the chicken fight champions of our swim club growing up. I mean, we beat the Strauss twins. Ok, I guess somebody didn't grow up in west Hartford, Connecticut.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jessica</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">jessica</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>This room I liked for the view. I dreamed that I would watch my guests walk to their cars at dawn, their faces flushed with the shame and regret for the choices they made the night before. [laughs]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">robert</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I get that.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Beautiful sentiment.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">gabe</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>To the shame room! [raises bottle]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Robert laughs] I live in this room.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">gabe</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Toby and Oscar swig from wine bottles] Oh, Mineral-ey.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mineral-ey.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
</SceneList>
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