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<QuoteText>Hey, so this isn't matching up with this...and I'm not sure which one's right. Can you just hunt down the original for me?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes. Me do.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Alright.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey Kev, what were you saying before about the paperwork?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Me do it now. Go. Stop worry.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Kevin, do you feel OK?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Me feel good. Body strong. Sleep big last night.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, I think we should get him to the hospital.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, alright Kev why don't you come with us?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, guys.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, he's fine.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>He's fine.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>He's always been like that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No he hasn't.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I mean, he's gotten worse over the years....</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>He's making a statement. It's an ironic comment on our expectations of him. A funhouse image of our model of Kevin.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You keep think that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Me mechanic not speak English. But he know what me mean when me say "car no go", and we best friends. So me think: why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Kevin, I appreciate what you're trying to do.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Thank.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Here, we have a word code, the same way we have a dress code. And what we're talking about is...basically the speech equivalent... to just wearing underpants. Sometimes words, you no need use...but need need for talk talk.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>But save time. More success.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Does it save time though? 'Cause we've been here for about an hour.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No me fault.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Kevin, at most you're saving a microscopic amount of time.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Many small time make big time.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What are you gonna do with all this time?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>See world.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Kevin, you cannot possibly save enough time to see the world.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>K, Kevin, are you saying "See the world"? or "Sea World?"</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>See world. Oceans. Fish. Jump. China.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, see? Right there, that's the problem with your method. 'Cause I still don't know if you're saying "Sea World" or "see the world," and it's taking a lot of time to explain it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Fine, fine. I'll talk normally.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>When me President, they see. [Nodding and smiling] They see.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>This week we are rolling out the brand new Sabre tablet....the Pyramid. [holds up triangle shaped touch pad]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ooh, why is it shaped like that?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So, you can tell your clients: "Unleash the power of the pyramid."</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's huge. How much does it weigh?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh no no no. Without the battery pack and optional memory booster, it's barely three pounds.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>How much memory does it have without the booster?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Fifty L.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm sorry," L"?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>How many L to a K?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You're really going to want the booster.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>How on earth are we supposed to sell...?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'll take five.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[Andy walks in with ties on his arm]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Andy, don't make us sell this stupid thing.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, no no no no no. This is Dwight's meeting.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I just wanted to pop in and get your opinions on ties...and tie clips. Which combo do you think Robert is going to like more? [To Oscar] What do you think, C-SPAN?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>..."C-SPAN"?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah. C-SPAN, cocker spaniel. Spaniel because of your Spanish bloodline and cocker cause......</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Is this really the best use of our collective time?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I am still forming a first impression with Robert. Once it is formed, we can all relax. Ok, I'm sorry to hijack your meeting , D dub dog...had to pull rank.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[to group] OK, let's look at some ties.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Here's how I'm going to help out from now on. I'm going to not care, and I'm going to sit around quietly waiting for Andy's inevitable demise.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[To Oscar] Your friend Neil Patrick Harris really made me laugh the other night.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Um, D-Dog, you have a message.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Erin, you don't need to call him that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Andy wants us to, P-Dog.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It's ok E-Dog, just who called?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Justine. She said she's coming by later.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Your ex-wife?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Wait, I thought she was a **** and you ******* hated her guts?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[Group murmurs, offended]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No no no no. I like her.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well I'm just quoting you. I would never say that about her. I don't know the woman.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Nah man, we get along now. Real well.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Wow. Alright. Can't wait to meet her.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'll introduce you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, we had a few fights, I suppose. But last night we put a lot of that to bed. I can't tell you what I did with my ex wife last night.... I have to sing it. [singing] We took a shower, we were naked. We ska dap dap doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[to Robert California] Hi Dad!...... Ahhh....oh boy.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hello, Andy. Excellent tie.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Would you be requiring a cold beverage while you're here?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'd love some coffee.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I was looking over your projections, and I think we can do better.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Are you factoring in the... whole national ...economy.... declining and all that?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Andy, do you know why I chose you?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I think I can sum it up with what I think is your favorite ice cream flavor....vanilla?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Vanilla? No no no no. You'll never guess in a million billion years you'll never guess.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You were saying you chose me.... There was a reason?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Andy, can you inspire? Do you have that skill set?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Can I inspire? [laughs] I don't know!.....I don't know.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh! Thank you. Uh....</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, sorry.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You can just put it down.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That is very cold.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Why would I.....?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Sorry.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I do.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Let me call you back.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I gotta go.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[Kevin Raises hand]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ah...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's a wrong answer.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Take a look at where you are, where you once worked in a dying industry, you now work at it's birth. Those superstores are terrified of us. Anybody know why?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Let me tell you how I buy something these days. I know what I want I go on the internet, I get the best price. Or I don't know what I want and I go to a small store that can help me. The era of personal service is back. You are back. You'll find that customers will pay our higher prices and then they will thank us, and we will say to them "you are welcome." [Applause] Andrew, I chose you for a reason. Lead these people. Show me the best numbers this place has ever seen. Last quarter we saw 4% growth. Double it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You got it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Double.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Done.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm not kidding.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Double.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's up, guys? Just thought we'd have a little rap session, talk about business...see how things are going? Ahem...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why don't you start?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>OF course not. There's no magic button. You have to summon that.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>He brings up two good points. Do you have any new leads? Any new territories you want us to look into? Maybe have an in with a big client that we can get our foot in the door?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know what? We need to get our heads out of the box. If we did have something, what would it look like, what would it be? [Jim raises hand] Tuna.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Fart..... good Sesh. [gets up] That leg's asleep.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hello. I'm looking for Darryl Philbin?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok....?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>So...DARRYL! A GIRL!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Kevin.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Can we.... go some place private?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>D-Bone. There you are.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Let me guess, somebody needs a brownie...? Lick the spoon?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, that's ok. Just, I want, I wanted to ask you about...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I know, right?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Right?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good. Really really good.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Must be a tough time to be a family farm.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We know that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Thanks for coming in guys.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's with the blanket?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We don't get it.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I've outlined the exact parameters in an email, so check your spam folders, but basically you do your job better, you get points. So, collect fifteen points and redeem them for this polar bear.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Why is it all kid stuff and a vibrator? It's so gross.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>There's lots of stuff. John Irving, collected works, Twenty-two points. Or, you can pool your points and redeem fifty-five for this maternity shirt.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ooh I didn't mean to offend you, and I hope you'll forgive me because I am very very... Sari. [tosses yellow print material over shoulder] Sixteen points.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's a tablecloth.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I don't know, for such a crazy number I'd like something pretty crazy.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ooooh!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Really?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Alright, alright. And you are totally serious?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Swear to God, hope to die. Now let's get to work!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Wait. You did say we could pool our points, right? In that case...let's get to work.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah! Whoo! [Group cheers]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[on the phone]I can have it to you by the beginning of next week. Alright? Thanks very much. [hangs up] Uh, Phyllis! Bracken Auto?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[hands Jim folder] Ask for Donald, Karen's bananas.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ok.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>T-bag bone...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Andrew.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Have you noticed a little bit of a mood shift around here?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, I didn't notice anything.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Really? Because I sat next to Stanley for years....and this is nap time. Open eye nap time. He balances the phone on his shoulder and just powers down. Now look at him.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You think it has something to do with that incentive program?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, one hundred percent. We all want to see you tattoo your ass.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hundred and twenty points.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah. Big sale. Don't worry about it though, I don't really care about the points. I would like a point receipt though...[on phone] Hey! Yes, this is Jim Halpert calling for Donald...can you hold on for one second? Thank you very much. [gets up to give Erin his point receipt]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Who talked to Maggie at Kaufman's?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Where's Angela? [Hands paper over her shoulder]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey Kevin, what are you doing?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Don't talk to me! [Everyone continues to work busily]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Took 'em one day.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do Not Resuscitate...[mild cheering]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>OK, keep in mind, it's not too late to choose another prize and there are some great new additions. My car [nervous laughter] for a thousand points....or best offer.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What else you got?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We were hoping you could do something like this...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>So, coming out of his butt is a...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Baby.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, no problem.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I like what we have.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Gettin' psyched up?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Tunes..what am I doing here? Why did Robert pick me? ....Confession: I don't know what I'm doing.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I mean, do you like it? You having fun? [Andy snorts, unsure how to answer] Tell you this, everybody else is having a lot of fun....and you did that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>But I think it's big enough to buy you some time till your next great idea....which, by the way, I can't wait for.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Absolutely not.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Whoa!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Alright, let's begin.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Tattoo Artist</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">tattoo-artist</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>This is where I grin and be-YOW OW!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That was just the cotton swab.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Tattoo Artist</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">tattoo-artist</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Invest in softer cotton, sir. [tattooing begins] OW! Oh! Oooh! [Crowd cheers] oh, whoa!!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Obviously you can go the ass tattoo route and obviously, I'm gonna like it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>DRAW SOME BLOOD!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>AHHHHH!!!!!!!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why did I choose Andy to run the office? Because he's all surface, uncomplicated. What you see is what you get. Could be a recipe for mediocrity, yes, but then again, it might just be why people fight for him.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">robert</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[removes tape to reveal tattoo of puppy] It's a Nard Dog! [group cheers] That's my nickity-name! I love it, I love it!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Pull up your pants.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>There's something about an underdog that really inspires...the unexceptional.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">robert</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Um, what should we talk about?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, we could talk about an ethical dilemma I'm having.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh yeah, sure. Um, I hope I can help.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>A coworker of mine is drinking caffeine while pregnant, and I don't know if I should call social services about it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Angela, that's pretty transparently me.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Maybe.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know it's just herbal tea.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>In mugs with trace amounts of coffee!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. I think you should call social services.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I already did.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know, maybe we should just have our own pregnancies and not pretend like we're in this together.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Fine.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Fine.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>When you're a kid, you picture a pilot kinda like this [imitates plane noises while steering wildly] But then you learn that's crashing the plane. The right way to do it is more like this. [calmly pulls imaginary steering back and forth] Or better yet, like this. [takes hands off imaginary wheel] Now that I'm manager, I think about that a lot. I let Dwight run the meetings, I let good people do good work and I stay out of the way.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Which combo do you think Robert's gonna like better?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Just wear one of your bowties.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No! I mean, let him, he should just explore other options...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Bowties, no offense, are a black thing. They're for rappers and NBA players. I cringe when I see Tucker Carlson trying to pull off a bowtie. It's like yeah Tucker, you're so street.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>This is combo number seven.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hmm, no.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">All</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">all</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't like that clip.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're right, you're right, you're right. Uh! It's so hard to find an occasion for this clip.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'd hang on to it though, cause I can think of a bunch. Like a 70's theme party, or a 70's theme meeting, or a 70's theme convention...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sure.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>1870's...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thanks T-Dog.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>T-Dog?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I thought I was T-Dog.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nope, he means tuna dog.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Tuna dog!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I thought the plane was flying pretty well on auto-pilot. And then Robert California ran into the cockpit with a gun and he was like "Fly this plane to Cuba, and on the way bomb Texas" Well I don't know how to get there. Or even how to fly, even. And I don't have any bombs.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey. Maybe it'd help to just talk it over. Over a cup of cool old tea.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[sighs] Yeah.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What if you were to just start with your ideas about how to double profits. Just say them all and maybe one of them will rise to the top.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't have any ideas though.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well I have an idea.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You do?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What if Dunder Mifflin were to take on 15-20 foster kids? You'd get huge checks from the government and honestly they would be ecstatic to live in the warehouse. It would be like Hogwart's.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah....I don't think that's legal. It's a nice thought though. [Erin hands Andy a gift] What is this?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I just wanted to say congratulations on your new job, officially.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You didn't have to do that. [opens box to reveal red mouse cat toy attached to key chain]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I saw it at the checkout counter, it made me think of you. I don't know why. I made it into a key chain.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're the only person who's congratulated me.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="null">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
</SceneList>
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