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<SceneList>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You wanted to see me?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, Have a seat.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is it serious? [Michael stares] Wow. Andy's a wittle scared.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, right there is the problem. There have been reports around the office that you have been talking baby talk.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why would people say that?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I have it on good authority that you said the following. [hands Andy a notecard] Can you read that back to me?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Andy have a boo-boo tummy.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mmm-hmm.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Would you rather me say "Hey guys, my irritable bowel syndrome is flaring up?"</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>"Crazy diarrhea happening right now?" Cause things can get real adult real fast.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You are also on record as saying "wittle-ittle," "footy-wutties," "nummies," "jammies," "make boom-boom," "widiculous," and "wode iwand."</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do I sometimes replace Rs with Ws? Yes. Do I sometimes repeat a word to get my point across? Well if I do, Andy's sowwy.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You can't be a baby in the office. It makes me look like I hire babies.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well if I we're complaining, a lot of people think your Elvis voice is annoying.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, who said that?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't-just people. For the record, I think it's pretty fantastic.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Elvis voice] Well, thank you... thank you a lot. And for what it's worth I think your baby voice is tops.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[baby voice] Tank you Mr. Elwis.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[as Elvis] You're welcome, baby.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dr. Tuna, MD, I have some terrible news.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wait, are you the patient or the doctor?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>The entire office has come down with a pernicious case of the Mondays.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wow, what do you put our chances at?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>0%, unless we perform an immediate emergency morale transplant, stat!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hmm, sounds risky.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Don't worry. There is a surefire cure. Employee of the Month. Every awesome place I've worked has had one.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, AIG, my summer at Enron.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wow, that's not such a bad idea.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Great! [sits down]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Anything else?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nope! [stands up and leaves]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Frankie's Dirty Joke of the Day? There's a bunch of those.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Keep.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>There's a bunch of Sent e-mails that jusy say "Delivered." Should I delete all of those?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I want to keep those so I can see what I sent.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's why you have a "Sent Mail" folder.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Keep.</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>There's about 30 news alerts for "Nip Slip."</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>For what?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>"Nip slip."</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh okay. I don't know how those got on there...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Must be hackers.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey. What's up?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What if I told you I had done the worst thing ever, would you still want to be my friend?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Did you murder someone?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Worse than that.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, my God.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Lurk much? [Erin leaves] I miss Pam.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I think she's okay.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is that what we're going for now? "okay?" We used to go for "pretty good."</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Great. Hey, how do you feel about starting an Employee of the Month program?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, you know what, that actually might make me feel better. I'm not in this for the trophies, but...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're not in it at all, because you can't be employee of the month, you're a manager.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, technically, I'm a co-manager, and I barely have any responsibilities, but I work hard, I love this company, and for those reasons, I think I would make a good employee of the month.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It would look bad. Sorry.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It would look good, on my mantle.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jim's talking to Michael right now. They totally went for our idea!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah! Your idea.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>My idea. I just need Andy to think it's his idea. So it won't get traced back to me. In approximately six hours, Jim will get a phone call from David Wallace. He will be fired.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey Pam, do you have a sec to check over this inventory?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[glances at it] Looks great.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, did you really look it over? Felt like maybe you didn't.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay. [picks up and reads sheet] The Michael Scott Foundation is still in existence?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>There you are. I don't think we have finished with my Inbox.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's "Scott's Tots?"</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Has it really been ten years?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Michael, why did you promise that?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>To change lives.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No Michael, why would you promise that?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, okay. Call the school, cancel. I can't go through with this.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We've already rescheduled seven times.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Michael, this is a terrible terrible thing you've done.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It's terrible.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Just terrible. And the longer you put it off, the worse it's going to get.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I just, I fell in love with those kids. and I didn't want to see them fall victim to the system, so I made them a promise. I told them that if they graduated from high school, I would pay for their college education. I've made some empty promises in my life, but hands down, that was the most generous.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Just tell me it is going to be okay, all right?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm not a bad person, I bring good news. Like when I promised those kids I'd pay for college. Okay, all right.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You have to tell them.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Would you come with me? You know, like old times, instead of... [makes yuck face at Erin]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I can print out a new itinerary with Pam's name on it.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's fine. Erin, you're going to go. And you're going to make sure Michael tells the truth.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Agh, God, you know what, could this day get any worse?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey Jimmy, what's up?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Not much.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Cool. Very cool. I bet if you tried, you could grow the best beard of anyone in this office.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Mr. Scott?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm good.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Good to see you. Where's your saxaphone?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It's in the music room, Mr. Scott.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Eigth grade graduation, she gave a rendition of When The Saints Go Marching In that would blow your freaking mind.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Wow!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, you didn't even hear it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Everyone's so excited that you're here today.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, good.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Now, I know you probably want to see everyone, but I was wondering if I could ask you some questions first?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Sure.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[points to a sign saying The Michael Gary Scott Reading Room] You're famous.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, yeah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Do you want to go in?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, not at all. Nope, come on.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, you know what? You know what? I shouldn't go in there. I'm pretty busy, I should just...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[getting up and dancing] Oh! What? Oh! Break it down! Hey, Mr. Scott! What you gonna do? What you gonna do, make our dreams come true! Hey, Mr. Scott! What you gonna do? What you gonna do, make our dreams come true! Hey, Mr. Scott! What you gonna do? What you gonna do, make our dreams come true!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey, Mr. Scott! What you gonna do? What you gonna do, make our dreams come true!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You seem suprised.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, no, that makes total sense.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Five minutes ahead of schedule. Right on schedule.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Guys, listen. This was anonymous, all right? There is no way I could've given it to myself because I didn't even know who was on here. I just gave it to the employee with the highest overall score.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>All right. Wow. Um, I am never going to forget today. Not a chance. I don't think I could ever give back to you what you have given me today. Who here has done something stupid in their lives? Like skipped out on study hall or mix up the difference between "A" gym and "B" gym, that sort of thing? Show of hands, anybody, yes, a bunch of you, okay. Well, me too, I've done something stupid which I would like to share. Ummm. [period bell rings] Should we go?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, no. We're okay. It's a double period</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ah. All right. I came here today because I promised you tuition and tuition is very valuable. But you know what's invaluable is intuition. You know what that is? That is the ability to know when something is about to happen. Does anybody out there have intuition? Know what's gonna happen next? Nobody? Okay, you're going to make me say it. All right, I am so proud of all of you. Derrick, and Lefevre, and Ben, and Ayana, and Mikela, and Nikki and Jason, and... I'm sorry, okay, sorry spacing, your name?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, hold on. Hold on. Now I can't pay for your college. But you don't have to go to class to be in class. Online courses are a viable option to a traditional college experience. And the best way to access those courses is with your own personal laptop. [students perk up] Which is rendered useless without batteries, and I have one for each of you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Excellent idea, Pam.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>How is that possible? No offense Pam, but how the hell is that possible?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, really? From what, two to four?</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yup.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Guys, this isn't some elaborate scam, okay?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hi, I have an order here for a custom cake, Jim Halpert.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>"It could only be you!" Way to go.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm going to have some cake.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>David Wallace's office.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="null">stephanie</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[imitating Kevin] This is Kevin Malone, is David there?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, he's in his weekly staff meeting, can I take a message?</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>[imitating Stanley] This is Stanley Hudson. Jim Halpert is a menace.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[imitating Toby] It's Toby Flenderson. Listen, things are getting really bad down here.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, Mr. Scott.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Erin, can you give us a second?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That was messed up what you did.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. Yeah. I know, I know, I know, I'm sorry.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What can I do?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You can pay for my college.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="null">lefevre</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I can give you an extra laptop battery. Not everyone took one. How about this? If you can find a way to pay for your college tuition, let me buy your books, okay?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>They're expensive.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="null">lefevre</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, well, I owe you that at least, right?</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<QuoteText>It's about $1,000.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Really? Wow. That's over $200 a year.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, $1,000 each year.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>For-okay, okay here's what I'm gonna do. I'm going to write 4 checks for $1,000 each. I'm going to date them one year apart. Now, you are to use one check a year. And please call me before you cash the check? Cause I've got monies to move around.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay. Okay. Make it out to my mom, Rosa.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<Character type="null">david-wallace</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, uh David.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">david-wallace</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>So there was a little bit of a miscommunication here today. It's been a little wild, uh, but I am on it.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Just so I understand, you started Employee of the Month, give it to yourself, then people complain, so you give it to your wife?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="null">david-wallace</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Am I missing something?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">david-wallace</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I really don't know how it happened, David.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I know how it happened.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jim, I bumped you up because I thought you could make my life easier. If you can't do that, we're going to have a separate discussion.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right, it will not happen again. I promise.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, hey, I'm sorry. I'm taking this out on you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">david-wallace</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">david-wallace</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay. Hey, we still on for dinner this weekend?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">david-wallace</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">david-wallace</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, you're kidding me!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>See you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Damn it!</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey Mr. Scott, What you gonna do, What you gonna do make our dreams come true. Hey Mr. Scott, What you gonna do--</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Please stop. 15 lives. I destroyed 15 young lives today.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're what, like, 12?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Really?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What do you want from this job, provided the company doesn't go out of business?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I've always wondered what it might be like to be an accountant.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, but I'm terrible at math so...</QuoteText>
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<Character type="null">erin</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know, when I hired Kevin, he was actually applying for a job in the warehouse.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. I just sort've had a feeling about him. I have a feeling about you too.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
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<QuoteText>Hey Mr. Scott, What you gonna do, What you gonna do make our dreams come true. Hey Mr. Scott, What you gonna do, What you gonna do make our dreams come true.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>See you tomorrow, Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Apparently.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>How's it going? Good day?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Not now, Temp.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Um, okay, so, um, listen. I know about your diabolical plan.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What? Diabolical plan? I wouldn't even know how to begin a diabol... [Ryan holds up a written copy of Dwight's daibolical plan]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I found a copy of it in the copier tray.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>So what do you want?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I want the same thing you want. I want to take Jim Halpert down. I want in.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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