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2046 lines
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Vendored
<SceneList>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[as elevator door closes] Hold it!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[notices something new about Dwight] New glasses.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">creed</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Dwight. What a ridiculous, fancy clown you are.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I am dressed according to the Schrute codes of mourning. My aunt Shirley has died.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, Dwight. I'm so sorry. Were you guys close?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I would say that she raised me, but let's not kid each other. I raised myself. She was, however, the closest thing I had to a mother.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>My actual mother was very cold and distant. I'd say she was the closest thing I had to an aunt.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>My condolences.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Keep them.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>OK. Now, what do we got in these two pails?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>In keeping with Schrute custom, I will either invite you to Saturday's funeral by sprinkling red, fertile dirt in your face. Or, I will ask you to keep a respectful distance during my time of grief, with a dusting of black, slightly acidic soil.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[after Dwight tosses dirt on her face] What color is it?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It looks pretty black.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[after Dwight tosses dirt in his face] Yep. Acidic, all right.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[while Dwight prepares to toss dirt] Oh, thank god.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Excuse me?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm so sorry, Dwight. And if you want me to be there, of course I will go. I just... have a personal training session...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>OK. That's not... [tosses red dirt in Oscar's face]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I get red dirt. Nobody is getting red dirt. I should've kept my mouth shut. We're not even that close. I've only known Dwight... 12 years. 12 years. Time is a son of a bitch.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[as Dwight prepares to throw dirt in his face] I'm sure... I'm sure she's in a better place.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I really hope so. [unexpectedly tosses dirt in Pam's face]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>OK. [as Dwight mixes coffee with dirt in his hand] This is crazy. You can't make a dirt ball.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I miss her so much.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>OK.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You know? [Dwight screams and throws dirt ball at Jim]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[playing guitar and singing 'Oh What a Beautiful Morning'] Zeke's here.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Mose</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">mose</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Zeke.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, Dwight. Mose, Mom says 'hi'.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Zeke</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">zeke</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>'Hi' to Mom.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Mose</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">mose</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Are you going?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Will there be ghosts there?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Mose</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">mose</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[simultaneously with Zeke] Get in the sidecar. Get in the sidecar.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You get in the sidecar.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Zeke</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">zeke</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Get...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[at the grave site, to Oscar] What are you doing here?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You invited me. You threw the red dirt in my face.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[smirking] Oh, yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[as a car approaches the grave site] Who is that?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Jeb, my brother.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You have a brother?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Uh-huh.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I didn't really see a better parking spot. [drives into the dug grave] Whoa! Look what I did. It's a rental. [Dwight approaches and hugs him] You wanna go in? [both attempt to put the other in the dug grave]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jeb</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">jeb</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[upon seeing Todd Packer enter the office] Oh, gosh.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, Moonface. Nice to see those shiny, little Chinese eyes of yours.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[to Pam] Who's this guy?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>... bad.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hi, all.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Why are you here, Todd?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>OK. Let's get right to it. I guess. My name is Todd Packer and I am in recovery. I'm working the steps. I'm on step eight of Alcoholics Anonymous and step nine of Narcotics Anonymous. I'm here to make amends. I've been hard to deal with over the past years. Kind of a jerk. I know it. I don't need you to accept my apology, but I'd love it if you did.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Packer, we accept. [others disagree]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Actually, they have a specific way I need to do this. And, I have to go through examples of stuff. OK. Uh, where to begin. [to Pam] Hey. Pam-pam and her pam-pams. Wow. I have said some crude things about those. But, they are beautiful. And, I guess that's why I acted out. Pam, I'm sorry I objectified you. And, personified your breasts. Sorry, guys. [to Phyllis] Oh boy. I have not been nice to you. Philly, I'm sorry for the things I said about your size. To your face, behind your back, and in the form of drawings. Actually, that goes to all you double XLs. Stanley, Kevin, [points to Clark] this kid in a few years.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Todd, you're just saying insults in the form of an apology.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Why can't I just be nice? Truth is, I really like you guys. I really do. OK. The apology's just half of it. The big thing is making amends. And, that's why I brought these. I went out to the Steamtown Mall and I got you all cupcakes. From that place 'Nipples'.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I think it's called 'Nibbles'.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Huh. The mind sees what it wants to, huh? [hands cupcake to Erin] There you go.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, hey, guys. Wait. Before we accept these cupcakes, I think we need to have a conversation privately in the conference room. Don't eat the cupcake.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>We are here today to join this woman and the ground. Man is born of woman and his life is full of turmoil.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">German Minister</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">german-minister</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[gathers and tastes soil] Huh. It's crap soil. Nothing's going to grow here.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jeb</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Doesn't matter. It's a cemetery.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, well, I'm just saying it's garbage soil, that's all.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jeb</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, the only thing we're planting here is dead bodies.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's fine 'cause they're not going to grow.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jeb</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">jeb</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, thank god they're not because we don't want to make zombies.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Good. I agree. Don't worry about it. You won't get any.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jeb</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">jeb</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Would the family care to say something?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">German Minister</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">german-minister</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You had black hair and then gray hair.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You were the aunt to my cousins. Most of your life you were 5'4", at the end you were 5'1".</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Zeke</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">zeke</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>They're a descriptive people.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[approaches and hugs Dwight] I see you started without me.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Fannie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">fannie</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You were late. So, what am I supposed to do?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, I told you...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Fannie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">fannie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hi, Fannie.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jeb</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">jeb</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Fannie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">fannie</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Who is that?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Dwight's sister.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Zeke</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">zeke</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Dwight has a sister?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Zeke</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">zeke</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>She's beautiful.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Blugh.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Zeke</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">zeke</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[to his nephew Cameron] Hello, little man. Haven't seen you in a few years. [after a weak handshake] What is this? Oh, god. [after a truck with many girls in the bed pulls up] Henry.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Henry Bruegger</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">henry-bruegger</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I see Esther's back in town.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hi Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Esther</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">esther</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hi Esther. Nice of you to come today.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>This was on the way. We're going into town after. I need yarn.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Esther</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">esther</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Well, if you can snap two chicken necks with a single motion, why use two motions to slaughter those chickens.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>We're at a funeral. There's a funeral going on here.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Fannie</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="recurring">fannie</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>OK.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Anyone mention her height?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Henry Bruegger</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">henry-bruegger</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yep.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Zeke</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">zeke</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Land size? [all shake heads] [removes hat] Shirley, at 1600 acres, you have the largest farm in the area. Sharing borders with six other farms. Including my own farm. And your nephew Dwight's. [replaces hat] OK. [drives away]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Henry Bruegger</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">henry-bruegger</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>So, let's get it going.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[approaches Fannie, offering a shotgun] Would you want to do the honors?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">German Minister</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">german-minister</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh, right. Uh, you know, I don't think we have to do this.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Fannie</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">fannie</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>We Schrutes don't need some Harvard doctor to tell us who's alive and who's dead. But, there was an unlucky streak of burying some heavy sleepers. And, when grave robbers discovered some scratch marks on the inside of some of the coffins, we decided to make sure that our dead were completely dead. Out of kindness.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[after Dwight opens coffin and begins firing into it] That's it for me. [exits]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I don't think we should eat Packers' cupcakes. We can't give him the satisfaction.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I agree. Even though that place has a way of making those cupcakes so they're dense. But, they're also really fluffy.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>We can't let him buy our forgiveness with cupcakes. He was awful to us. And, he still is. How much is a cupcake? $2.50? Is that the price of our dignity?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>$3.75 a cupcake, actually. $3.67 if you buy a dozen.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">creed</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I never forget a number. Names? In one ear and out the other. Places? Nope. Faces? That's rich. But, numbers? I have a gift. I guess that's why I'm an accountant.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hey, man. I don't think we've met. I'm Clark.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh. I'm Todd. Oh, sorry for calling you a fat, little runt earlier.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You didn't actually say that.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No? Wow. I'm in this mode now where I'm apologizing for thoughts that are in my head. [Clark fake laughs] Hey. I have a crazy feeling [hands Clark a cupcake] that you are really gonna like this.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Maybe we should eat the cupcakes. Haven't we done enough to Packer? I mean, we sent him down to Florida on a prank. [to Nellie] And you did fire him.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I did. I did, yes. And it was purely political. He did nothing wrong.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Would any of you be saying any of this if the cupcakes were from Supermart?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Do they even have a bakery anymore?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>They do. It's awful. And, it's getting worse every day.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So, it really is just about the cupcakes.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Wow, you're right. It is just about the cupcakes.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So, we're all agreed? No one touches those cupcakes?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[as all agree] OK.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>OK. Packer can go to hell.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[on a recorded video] Thank you for coming to my funeral. As I gaze at life's big sunset, I can't help but wonder where it all went wrong. You've all disappointed me greatly. Fannie. A single mamma in the city.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[agreeing with Shirley] Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Jeb. A street pusher.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>After I left the army, I bought a 9-acre worm farm from a Californian. Turns out "worm" means something else out there. And, I am now in the business of... pain management. Or, the smoking of pain management.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I can't stand the fact that Jeb is a pot farmer. He could've grown anything. Anything in the world. He used to talk about growing a peanut-grape hybrid. One plant, one sandwhich.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>We can't just sit by and watch our family farm disappear. So, here are my terms. Dwight, Fannie, Jeb. If you come back home, I will leave you my farm. So, there, you have it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Is she crazy? [as Dwight considers] Dwight?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Fannie</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Buddy? Buddy?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jeb</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, no, no.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Fannie</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Snap out of it. Dwight?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jeb</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Let's do this. Let's run Aunt Shirley's farm. I'm in. Boom.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, no, no. I'm not moving back here. Are you crazy?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Fannie</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Of course you are.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Look. I, I don't want to be mean or like insulting. I know that you like it here. But, Dwight, it's just that farm life lacks a certain... sort of sophistication.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Fannie</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh my god.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That Cammy and I are drawn to. And, I don't know. The men are just... it's almost like there's a... a willing ignorance.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Fannie</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes. I, thank you for asking me. I actually have written a little bit of poetry. That's crazy. And, I was recently published. Which is just... [reaches in to bag, removes folded paper] maybe I have. Yep. I do. Here it is from the um, Hartford Women's Lit Quarterly.com. A Willing Ignorance by Fannie Schrute.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Totally. Yep. The people here are like [makes farting sound, laughs] Like a fart. You know what I'm saying? Like a fart?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jeb</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You know what? Let's take a couple of nights and stay here and think about Aunt Shirley's offer.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Couple of nights couldn't hurt.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jeb</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Uh, somehow how I think a couple of nights could hurt.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Fannie</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You will say 'yes' on one. Five, four, three, two, get ready to say 'yes', one. Yes.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[as Dwight says 'yes'] Absolutely.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Zeke</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">zeke</Character>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Growing up with Dwight and Mose was not easy. Uh, Dwight was obviously the cool one. And, Mose was the visionary. Which left me to be the comedian.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Zeke</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">zeke</Character>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That doesn't work on me.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Fannie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">fannie</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>OK.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>By the way, that's not...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Fannie</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[counts down in French]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Very funny. OK. Oui, oui, oui.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Fannie</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oui.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh my goodness.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Fannie</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[while everyone is gathered playing and singing "Sons & Daughters"] People underestimate the power of nostalgia. If baseball can use it to get people to care about that worthless sport, then I can use it to get my siblings to care about the farm. Nostalgia is truly one of the great human weaknesses. Second only to the neck.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[after seeing Dwight lay something down in front of Esther] So, I forgot about this old custom. If a man is interested in courting a woman, he may throw the beaks of a crow at her. And then, if she's interested in accepting the courtship, she has to destroy the beaks. [Esther crushes the beaks leaving Dwight satisfied]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hey, uh, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for screwing you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm not sorry about it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I am. It was my rock bottom.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[while Kevin stares at his cupcake] Kevin, you can do this.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You don't know that.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Kevin, um, let's think of something to distract us. Uh, like the movie Skyfall. You loved the movie Skyfall, right?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Uh-huh.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>James Bond was a spy.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes. He was a good spy.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah. He was the best. James Bond would love this cupcake.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, you know what? It was, uh, great to see you all again. Take care. [exits]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I am going through a twelve-step program. I'm currently on step zero. Which is have a [expletive] of fun. I spent six hours carefully removing the frosting and then layering in a variety of drugs, some legal, some not. Some laxative, some constipating. You don't fire the Pac-Man and expect to get away with it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Guys, I'm proud of us. I think we did the right thing. [after noticing Angela easting cupcake] Hey!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What, Pam?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[as others eat] Wait!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>He's gone. It's just a cupcake now.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, no. It's the principle of the thing.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[exits office, chewing] Oh my god. I forgive him so much. [Kevin begins making choking sounds] Whoa, is he choking?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Kevin?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[after long choking and refusing help from Meredith] Oh, that was fantastic.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[after following Dwight to the chicken coop, before sunrise] Is it dangerous to take the eggs in front of them?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cameron</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes, very. You really need to stand back because these are killer chickens.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I was just asking you something I didn't know.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cameron</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Which is fine. And, you learned something. But, it was kind of a stupid question so you're gonna get made fun of a little bit.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[after grabbing an egg] Are we gonna eat these today?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cameron</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>If you want.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Is that a guillotine?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cameron</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>This? No. That'd be cool, though. It's for milking.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[referencing goat] That's a cow?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cameron</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Did you just ask me if this was a cow?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[after seeing Dwight smelling milk] What are you doing now?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cameron</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Come here. Come on. Grab a teat with each hand. Sit down. There you go. Squeeze from top to bottom. Really pull. Use some muscle. Draw the milk out. All right. Going all right?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I don't know.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cameron</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, is the udder hot? Is the milk clumpy?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I don't know any of that.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cameron</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>OK, you suck at this. Give me those teats. Didn't your father teach you anything?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I never met him.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cameron</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">cameron</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Good morning, Erin.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[looking disheveled] Hey.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, everybody. Um, I decided to eat my cupcake. I thought about it last night. I talked to Jim. I talked to my sister. And, I think that, as long as Todd Packer doesn't know, it's OK.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I don't care what you do, Pam. Just please stop making noise.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Phyllis!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Packer laced the cupcakes.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Did you get diarrhea or were you stoned?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Some of us got both. [raises hand]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh my god! Is everyone OK?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Last night, I got out all of my old dolls and played with them on the living room floor. Then, I ordered ten American Girl outfits online. It was thousands of dollars.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yeah? Well, count yourself lucky, Phyllis. I got the toilet.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Me too. [holds up four fingers]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I went Christmas caroling in March and I fertilized some bushes along the way. So, not my best night. But, not my worst night.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>What did you do, Andy?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Last night? Oh, god, um, I don't know. [cuts to him arm wrestling Kevin] Na, nothing really. Kevin?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Why would you ask me?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I'm not, a... I'm just. I don't know. [cuts to him spinning a plate like a record and Kevin dancing] Oh. Gosh. I actually. It is hard to recall. Um. [cuts to he and Kevin sitting on a table touching each others face] Pretty normal night.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[he and Andy embrace each other in tears] My night was just like that. [cuts to him and Andy trading clothes] Meaning normal.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah. I didn't see you last night at all. [cuts to him dancing by prostrate Kevin]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Nope. I did not see you either.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Wow. He is officially the worst human being.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[as Pam attempts to throw cupcake away] Ah. [stops Pam and takes cupcake]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>But, Kevin that's...</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yeah. No, I understand, Pam. I understand.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[shaking head in disbelief] No.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>So, that's it. I just wanted to make amends. [slides cupcakes across table to Darryl and Jim]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That's big of you, man. Takes a lot of courage.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ooh, red velvet. I should apologize too.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's OK. I'm over it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oof. This is no nine-acre worm farm. This is a beast. Whoever's managing this thing is gonna have a hell of a job. Not it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jeb</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Not it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Fannie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">fannie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It. [to Fannie] That kid doesn't put in some farm time, he's gonna stay like that.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>All right.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Fannie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">fannie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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