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<QuoteText>[surveying an untidy office] The building's custodian is on vacation for the month and Dwight is too cheap to hire a replacement. So, instead, we're living in filth. But, not for long. Because I have created the chore wheel.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[viewing the chore wheel for the first time] Oh, yeah! Can I spin first?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, it doesn't spin. We'll just move the wheel one notch each morning and... you see what chore you get that day.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>A wheel is supposed to spin.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, you know, like [motions arm in circles] guh, guh, guh, guh, guh, guh, guh... guh.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, I'm familiar with spinning. It's just that wouldn't work with a chore wheel because people might get the same chore-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[interrupting] Bugh, boring. All she talks about is chores.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>A wheel wants to spin, Pam.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[reluctantly] Spinning would be more fun.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[frustrated] 'Kay.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[spinning a new 'chore wheel' while everyone claps] Okay, that's what I'm talking about! Big money, big money! [wheel stops on 'mug duty', disappointed] Mug duty?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, you clean all the mugs in the sink.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>This sucks.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, seriously, it's like everything on there is work.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't think you guys understand why we're doing this. It's-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, I don't think that you understand wheels.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I've been through several rounds of development with the team and here's where we stand with the chore wheel. [introducing a third 'chore wheel', excited] We've got prizes! Ten bucks, candy bar, manager for an hour but, there are also penalties. Like, no internet, Stanley gets your lunch. The one thing that is not on the chore wheel is chores. But they were right; it's more fun this way.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[everyone cheers as Meredith spins and lands on 'tiny wheel'] The tiny wheel actually does have chores. It's so cute no one seems to mind.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[referencing the 'tiny wheel'] Toilets! [everyone cheers as Meredith accepts her chore]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>[at the Halpert residence as Cece twirls in the front yard, exiting front door] Pam, we gotta go. Cece, go back inside. Grandma's got breakfast, OK? [to camera] We are going to Roy's wedding. Yep, Roy. I think the only weird thing about going to your wife's ex-fianc<6E>'s wedding on a weekday at eight AM is that it's your wife's ex-fianc<6E>.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[exiting house] Thanks, mom!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[to Pam] A banana?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah. I'm afraid he's only gonna have hot dogs.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, come on. Not even Roy will have hot dogs at his wedding.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Planned a wedding with him. He wanted hot dogs.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[to camera] Just... so weird.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[as Pete and Clark enter office] Oh, Pete, you've got mail.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Really? I got something?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, it's addressed to Customer Service so, it's your mail.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, you know, I'm also Customer Service.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, I'm alternating. [gestures both men]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[sarcastically] Yay, another person yelling at me.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, it could be a nice letter. I write nice letters to companies all the time.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's really nice.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[looking down at Erin's desk] Wow, Newsweek, huh? This election... thing is crazy, right?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[referring to the letter] It's open.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh yeah, I accidentally read it. It's not a nice letter.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[whispering] OK.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[distributing paperwork to the office] Get excited. The special projects fairy has arrived.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I know you don't really exist.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Today, I launch my big charity initiative 'Operation Give Back'. Andy has shot down all of my special projects thus far but, this one is about charity. So, I'd like to see him piss on that one.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[at Roy's wedding] Darryl! Ha-ha! What's happening?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Congratulations, baby!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ah, thank you!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[Jim and Pam approaching the wedding venue] Is this his house?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Think so.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[approaching Jim and Pam] Mimosa?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[taking glass] Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Would you like me to take your peel?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[embarrassed] Yes, thank you. [finishes banana and hands server the peel]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>OK.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[as Jim receives and declines a call] Who's that?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Uh, my ex-fianc<6E>.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[sarcastically] Ha-ha.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I started a new business with my college friend. But, Pam doesn't know. Um... actually I did tell Pam and we decided 'no'. But, then I decided 'yes' anyway. So, I'm thinking there's another conversation coming. And, it's hard to know when that will be.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>With Operation Give Back, you pick the charities Dunder-Mifflin supports.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[grinning] Oh boy! What's happening?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>There's four thousand dollars to give away. So, who has filled out their form? Stanley?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>American Diabetes Association.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Um, you have diabetes, Stanley. [to Nellie] I'm sorry, is the assignment to pick a selfish charity?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I w-, uh, I would love to give uh-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[excited] Heifer's International. Listen to this. They give a poor person like, a goat or something. It's a great prank.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I wanna work with, uh, Jimmy Carter and help build gnomes.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Dwight, what about you?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I will not be participating as there is no evidence that charity works.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Uh, correction, I give to a foundation that teaches homeless children nautical flag signaling. Changes lives.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Thank you, Andy.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm not doing it for you. I'm doing it for the preservation of nautical flag signaling.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Dwight, you will be participating.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No thank you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Participation is mandatory; Dwight, but you can choose whatever cause you like.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Fine, I chose the Global Relief Foundation.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Great, thank you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Which was recently discovered to be a front for the Taliban.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[everyone groans] Oh, for goodness' sake, Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah. The Taliban in Afa-ghanistan.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>The Taliban is the worst. Great heroine, though.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Dwight, I cannot have the Taliban on the roster of Operation Give Back.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, it looks like there won't be any Operation Give Back. Ha, ha. The nanny state is over, ladies and gentlemen. You're welcome. [wads up Nellie's charity sheet and tosses it toward her]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[approaches Roy back at the wedding] There he is. Is it almost time to cut the pancake, or what?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Aw, yeah, god, we appreciate everyone coming so early. It's, everyone's just been so nice.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Thanks for inviting us, by the way-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Are you kidding?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That was, that was a surprise.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Come on. If it wasn't for you, I never would've met Laura. I mean, seriously, kinda dodged a bullet on that one. [sees Jim's reaction] Just kidding.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You're welcome.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thanks...aw.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, cool.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, you never know.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>OK, Kenny.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[talking on phone] Duncan, listen, I would love to help you out but where am I gonna find somebody that's pretty, smart and well-informed? Huh? Hold on, hold on. [covers phone's receiver] Erin, do you know anybody that might want... [has realization] Oh my gosh. You love the news, right?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I never really thought much about being more than a receptionist. But, why? Because I happened to answer help wanted ad to be a receptionist? I mean, what if the ad had been for a CEO? Or for a brain surgeon?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. Roy? No.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[in the car] We still surprise each other.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Courtside seats. Sixers.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, and let your precious Operation Power Grab proceed unchecked? No thank you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Uh... couple of button-downs, a camisole, a blazer, a pencil skirt, stilettos, maybe, no, no, not maybe, definitely open-toed. Uh, something low-cut because the camera makes everything seem higher cut.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank god someone here knows what their talking about. I want you to take this credit card, take Erin to the mall and get that stuff.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I absolutely will do that.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Awesome. [to Pete] Plop!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>That Clark, huh? Errr [punches palm] Ca!</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's the craziest place you've ever made whoopie?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to Kevin] Language.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Who was Pam's first celebrity crush?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[whispering] John Stamos.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ready?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh-huh.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes. But John Stamos was temporary. I quickly moved on to-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[places Nellie's hand on a board and holds up cleaver] This is it. Any questions?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[pretending to read news] Afghan president Hamid Karzai declared a new policy of dollar days throughout the country. Promising low, low prices on all 2012 Kia Sentras and Sonatas. Aren't you glad you waited? Karzai commented.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Um, where did you get that story?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I love it. It's fantastic. Now, tag it with your name.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>For Channel 11 news, I'm Erin Hannon.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That was a good one.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Wha, it's-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm Erin Hannon.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>OK. All right. Great. Some great stuff in there.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>OK. Well, here's something you don't know. A couple of weeks ago-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey, um, I knew something bothered me and I finally figured it out. What news producers are gonna want to see is how Erin relates to the other people on the news team.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Tuh.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, no. No spoilers. Please.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Goodnight.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[answers his door to find Erin, Andy and Pete] Hey! Everybody.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Come in.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nice.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[news anchor audition] The victim was released from the hospital with second-degree burns.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[also as anchor] Wow. You know what they say Erin. If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, he tried to but the fire door was blocked.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>He sure did.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right. We got that. That's a rap, everybody.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Just, you sure Clark?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yep, she's done.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, I just, I don't mean Erin. I mean for me. I didn't feel good about that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, we got it. We got it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Great! Let's get some food. I'm starving.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>OK, I don't.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>All right.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm hungry.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Uh, Pete, you wanna take Erin to get a burger or something?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, whatever you say, boss.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>OK.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[to Clark] So this is a single.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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<QuoteText>Hey, even if this doesn't work out for me, I'm just glad I had the guts to do it. And, maybe it'll work out for Andy.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[as he and Nellie watch the movie] Oh god.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That is absolutely revolting!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>The way he just cuts off his arm.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, he's a genius, you know? He was in graduate programs at Yale, Columbia and NYU all at the same time.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Whoopty doo. That doesn't make you a genius.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, it doesn't make you stupid.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Stupid like you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, like you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Like you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You're the stupid one.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're the stupid one.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're the stupid one.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You, you, you, you...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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