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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Got it. [taking a group photo outside]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay let's go in. I'm freezing.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>People, wait, wait, wait. Come back, come back. One fun one. We're gonna do a fun one.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>One Charlie's Angels. One. Let's go.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, this is just a Christmas card from your paper supplier. No one's putting this on their fridge.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, I got it, you guys, how 'bout this. Michael, what if all the boys are on one side, all the girls are on the other. The boys are like, 'why I oughta', and the girls are like, 'let's go shopping!'.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Let's just jump in the air!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's it! That's a picture! Yes! Jump in the air. We're gonna jump in the air. Here we go.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>One, two, three. [everyone jumps at different times] Not everyone jumped.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, everybody jump in the air this time, please. Here we go.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>One, two, three. [everyone jumps] Still some people not jumping.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You gotta be kidding me. Who isn't jumping?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'll tell you who. Darryl, Phyllis, Stanley, Angela, and Oscar.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I am jumping.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You are?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes, I'm jumping.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Let me see you jump. [Phyllis barely jumps] Oh, my God. This is a store bought-camera. This isn't one of those special military-grade cameras that would be able to capture that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm freezing.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Um, also, Erin is jumping way too early. She's on the ground by 'three'.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I didn't want to miss it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, if we all jump really high, we'll be in the air longer. Do that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Here's a question nobody's asking:</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm the office administrator now, which means I'm basically being paid to be head of the party planning committee. The first thing I did as head... I shut it down. At its best it was a toxic political club used to make others feel miserable and left out. At its best it planned parties.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It hardly looks fake. It's so lush.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Why's it smell real? [Pam shows him a hidden car-freshener] Ah... good one.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, ho, ho, ho! Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas, little children! [dressed as Santa]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Merry Christmas.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>How's everybody doing today?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>How's the party coming along?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Great.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Are we over budget?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Nope.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No? Good. Did anyone get drunk already?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Not yet!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good for you. Angela, lay it on me. What's the problem?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Nothing. Should be fun.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>So Stanley, how big is the bug up your butt today?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[cheerily] Pam got those sugar-free cookies I like. I'm doing fine.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Alright. Well, I will be in my office making toys for the good children. Andy?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yea?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Whatcha got?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>All good, Santa.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, that's a relief. Santa's gonna take some much-needed free time. Alright. Good!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>My kids are growin up. As a boss, I look at that and say great. It is exactly what a boss would hope would happen because that's what I want. That's what every boss wants is a, is a wonderful Christmas with no drama.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's present time, you guys. [all react] Happy Holidays from your friends at Sabre.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We just want to say how grateful we are.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Sabre is actively looking for ways to involve me as minority executive trainee. So I suggested choosing the annual Christmas gift to the employees. And they said, "Oh, yes. Perfect. Thank you, Kelly. Finally, something for you to do."</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's a Hello Kitty laptop sleeve.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hello Kitty's for girls.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nashua got mp3 players.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, I don't even have a laptop.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I wonder if these presents would be under as much scrutiny if I were white.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wow.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh God.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh come on.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I said, "I wonder." I didn't say, "I think."</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Kelly, I thought we agreed on fleece blankets.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Blankets, what am I, five?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Erin and I make great use of ours.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes, Erin and I are still dating. Why do you ask me so often if we're still dating?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'll take one of those pink pouches.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I feel good today. My little girl Jada? It's my turn to have her for Christmas this year. Two years ago I had her, and we had the best time. I tivoed her favorite shows, some things I've never heard of. iCarly... You know who's funny on that show? The friend with the video camera. He's got a nice way of talking.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey, it's snowing.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[mocking] Oh, my God! It's the first snowfall of Christmas. Is that just so magical for you, little girl? Can you not wait to have a hot chocolate, and cuddle up with Papa and tell him about all your Christmas dreams, hmm? It's not even a real snow. Look, it's a dusting. Pitiful.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Damn it, Jim, you cannot throw snowballs in here!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, it's not a snowball, 'cause it's only a dusting. Right?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Look at that. There's a pebble in there. You coulda killed me.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, don't be such a baby.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, who's a little girl now? [everyone laughs]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You apologize to me right now.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You've got something on your nose.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You apologize right now.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Very well, then I challenge you to a snowball fight on the first real snow of winter.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You got it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That sounds awesome. Can we all do it?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, Andy, it's a snowball fight. It's not fun. Go get your own thing. Beat it. [Jim continues to shake Dwight's hand] Jim, let go. Let go.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Angela, are you bringing you new boyfriend to the party.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I wouldn't subject Robert to that. He's a very busy senator.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>State senator.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I would not expect you to know what it's like to date someone in the public arena.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Who are you dating in the public arena?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>The senator.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, right. The state senator.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We went to a picnic thrown by the Comptroller's wife.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, that would be impressive... if anyone knew what a comptroller was.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Before we kick off the party, I just want to remind everyone that an office party is just that...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>A party. It's not an excuse to get really drunk or confront someone or have a cathartic experience of any kind.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Pam? Pam?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Pam?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wow, there are, there are questions to that. Okay. Um, you know what, no questions. Last item on the agenda, Toby would like to make an announcement.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi guys.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Uh, because you've been on the Lam? Because the 'boring police' have been after you, and they finally caught up with you?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, no, the opposite. I was actually selected to be a juror on a very high-profile case.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Death to Toby!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know what you, you, you leave these huge pauses in your sentences. What do you expect me to do?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's the case, Toby?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, I really can't talk about it, but it's a very high profile case.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is it criminal?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Have we heard of it?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is it the middle school teacher who tried to turn her foreign exchange student into a sex slave?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Come on.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Was it the post office guy who rubbed his penis all over the mail?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Guys, it's a really big deal. [rubs his neck]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>He's rubbing his neck. He's rubbing his neck!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, Scranton Strangler! [all react]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That was the worst joke ever.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Corporate will be sending someone else to take my place for a while.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay. Okay goodbye, goodbye.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, Holly Flax, she comes from the Nashua branch.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What? What?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, uh, she'll be starting next week. If you have any questions about the transition, just let me know.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hold on, Holly's coming back here?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Guys, who's Holly?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That is a great question, Erin. How do you describe somebody who is at the same time an old friend, and was a lover, and was a complicated part of my past, and maybe, just maybe a part of my future?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wow.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>She's one sassy black lady.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm not sure the temporary replacement of an H.R. rep really warrants a party.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know what, we'll postpone this party until then. This is too important. Cancel this one. Dwight get rid of the tree.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, don't throw those out!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We can save that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, no, no, we're gonna get fresh for Holly. Fresh and new.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I bought these.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I know.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>These cookies are fine.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's not. They're not. Fresh and new. Please let go. Please let go.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael, Michael, wait we don't have, we don't have the budget for another party.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well then everybody'll chip in, it'll be fine.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know what, I'll pay for it. I'll pay for the party. It doesn't matter. This is way too important. People, Holly's coming back, and this is the most important Christmas party of my life. So back to work.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Man, I worked hard. I worked so hard for this! I was after corporate constantly. I emailed Joe. I wrote letters. And, know who I end up owing this to is the Scranton strangler. Thank you. Thank you, Scranton strangler. I love you! You just took one more person's breath away.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We have always had good Christmas parties here, as you know, but they've never been cool. [imitating Sean Connery] The name is Bond... Santa Bond. I'll have an eggnog, shaken, not stirred. Classic Brosnan. Santa... wonderful tradition. Everybody loves Santa. Everybody can't get enough of the jolly old man. But that is a myth, because you know what, he is not necessarily a big fat guy with a beard. He's not necessarily an old guy. No one knows what the real Santa Claus... God! Ow! [camera pans down to Angela pinning Michael's pants]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Just stop moving your calves so much while you're talking.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, this year's gonna be different. We're gonna have fun. It's not gonna be tacky. It's going to be, you know what, the food is going to be austere. It is not going to be tacky, deli platter food. It's not gonna have a big, fat, gross Santa Claus. It's gonna be cool, sleek Santa.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Maybe I'll bring my boyfriend. I'll invite him.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay. Sure.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I mean, unless there's any chance there could be press at this party.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You never know about the press.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, I only ask because he's a senator.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Could he help us with some parking tickets?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't think that's appropriate.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, then he's not a senator.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, he is.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes. But don't get too excited, 'cause I didn't have a lot of time this year.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Me neither. Whew.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I've been working forever on Jim's present. He always gives me the best Christmas gifts. He'll take a memory or a private joke, and he'll create something totally unique. I love them. So this year I made him something. A comic book. It stars Jimmy Halpert, a mild-mannered paper Salesman who, while riding his bike through the forest, is bitten by a radioactive bear, becomes 'bear man'. Wreaks havoc on the office. It's really good.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay... [sighs] Oh, no, no, no, no! Fake tree. No, no!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, it has the little...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Pam, no, no. Holly's coming from New Hampshire. Somebody from New Hampshire looks at that and thinks it's a burning cross. No, no. I want you to go and get a real tree. Take some money. Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi, I'm looking for Michael Scott.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, that's me. Come on it.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[scats awkwardly] There's nothing classier than boring Jazz music. I am here to tell ya. And I made a bit of a judgment call. I hired one musician, because I thought, what's better, to hire an entire quartet for half an hour, or one bassist for the entire day?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, uh, any volunteers to come with me to go buy a Christmas tree?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I would, but I don't want to get dirty. There might be girls at the party.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why do you always think that girls are gonna be at the party? No one invited girls. It's just us.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I will help. Although my 'brid', my hybrid, my Prius hybrid, won't fit a tree. Which is ironic, considering how many trees it saves on a daily basis.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I do, however, have a hookup with a dude who has a pickup.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, do you mean Darryl? That's a great idea. I'll ask him.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know Darryl?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. He works here. We all know him.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I should come along, just 'cause he's my, you know, he's my hookup.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Cool.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Come on, now, Justine, look... Listen, look, I've been planning this, okay? You cannot do this, Justine.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[on the phone] I'm not doing it! She told me she wants to have Christmas here.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Justine</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">justine</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>She did?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes. She wants to be around family for Christmas.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Justine</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">justine</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>I don't know... I thought I was enough family for my daughter.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Pam knocks on Darryl's door] Don't come in, I'm busy. [Pam opens the door]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's cool, Darryl, I'm here too.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, sorry, I really didn't want to come in. It's just that we have to go buy a new Christmas tree, and we're hoping we could borrow your truck.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, no.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Come on, it'll be fun. We could do doughnuts in the snow on the way back.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. Thank you for your interest in my truck.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay. Sorry. We'll uh, we'll leave you alone.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey... [sighs] You know what, I could use a breath of fresh air. Let's do it.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>When Holly gets here, I want you to be very helpful to her.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I've looked her up online... there's nothing about her. She's made no impression on the internet.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>She doesn't need an internet presence, you just know.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What the hell are you doing here? You're supposed to be in the courthouse.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, we're on recess. I came for the party. Hey, everyone.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi, Toby.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What does the strangler look like? Is he gorgeous? He looks gorgeous in the drawings.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That scowl.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I can't talk about it or I'll get removed from the jury.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>And then he will come back here and replace Holly, so stop asking him questions.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I know people are only this excited to talk to me because of the trial. But, they talk to me for a while, and maybe people realize I have something to say. And then one day, we're just talking.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[standing outside, dials Dwight's cell phone]</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[voicemail recording] You've reached the voice mail of Dwight Kurt Schrute. Please leave... [Jim hangs up and turns for the door. It is pad locked. Jim turns as Dwight springs from a nearby snowman and pelts him with snowballs.]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ahhhhhhh!!!! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Stop! Stop!</QuoteText>
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<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ahh!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh... oh!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[grunting, shouting]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I have no feeling in my fingers or penis. But I think it was worth it.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[dumps the remainder of the snow in his bag on Jim, then rests his foot on Jim and raises his arms in the air] Haahh!! [runs off]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Um, I was laying on the ground, defenseless, and uh, he just kept throwing 'em until he exhausted himself. And, uh, [cell phone chimes] then... [reading text message] "How 'bout icing it? lol. Dwight."</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hello.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is there any way I can get a hand with these, please?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm really sorry, I can't help you. I'm waiting for my boss' pretty friend to arrive.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>There she is. Hey. Erin, would you help her, for God's sake?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, you're Holly! Of course. Sorry.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hello.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[weak Clint Eastwood accent] Well, well, well, if it isn't Michael Scott. You old bastard.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[imitating her accent] Well, I never thought I'd see your face around these parts, you old bastard.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well I did show my face around these parts, you old bastard.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[as Curly] Why, you're some sorta wise guy, huh?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[as Curly] I most certainly am.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Unnnnnnngh!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[as Homer] D'oh!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[as Marge] Oh, Homey. [they both laugh]</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay... Holly's back.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi. Hi. Oh... [they hug]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[in monster voice] Oh, huggy monster!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh no, not the huggy monster! I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! [both sigh] Wow. Well, everybody, you remember Holly.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Did you bring us anything from Nashua?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, yeah. I brought um, some maple candy. But I have to admit, I got a little hungry on the drive, and I ate some of them.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's adorable.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Would you put those out?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>To throw out? Or put out, like, six pieces for everyone?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, it's so nice to be back. It looks beautiful in here. Super classy. It's like a party for limousine drivers.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, you came on the day of our Christmas party.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, it's fabulous. I love what you did.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Isn't it wonderful? We love it here. Don't you love it? All right, let me show you to your desk. [in a stereotyped Mexican accent] I show you to your desk.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[in the same accent] Watch out for my guns they're both loaded. [makes gun noises]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What kind of guns do you have? Six-shooter?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Aww...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's a pea shoot...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>This is weird. I can't believe you're here. This feels like you never left. Doesn't it?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, kind of.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, and you have a Woody. Bah! [the both chuckle] Oh, I love toy...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>AJ gave me that.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, that's understandable. Still raw. Woody your favorite character?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mmhmm.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know who my favorite character in Toy Story is? Andy's mom.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
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<QuoteText>Why?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Get a... yeah! Good riddance.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mmhmm.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Really? That's creepy. How did AJ get in your house?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We live together.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, you do?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[fighting back tears] Yeah, Randy Newman's the best.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah. I love him.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Me too.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[singing] Christmas tree, Christmas tree. Won't you be my Christmas tree.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, how about this one?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ehh, seems a little full of itself, right? Kind of a pretty boy? What if we got a really beat up one, like on Charlie Brown. And we just loved it for what it is?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey guys, the tree's here.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Why would someone hug you?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Nora Ephron, in every romantic comedy ever made.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So where's the ring?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay. Okay. Okay.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I can't reconnect with you right now. Hold on one second. [he hurls a snowball at Dwight with a lacrosse stick, misses, and shatters a window, everyone gasps] Excuse me. [clears throat]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I guess there are just some people who you stay together with when you transfer, and some people you don't. And that's just the way it is. And I can be mature about that. [clip of Michael throwing Holly's Woody in the trash and pouring coffee on it]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's so cold. Even with my coat on.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Maybe your senator boyfriend has a blanket in his car... for screwing Americans.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yet another opportunity where a blanket would have come in handy.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You guys, this has to stop. Someone could have really gotten hurt.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What if Meredith was taking her smoking break below that window? You know what would have happened? The shards of glass would have shaved her face right off. And, yes, it might have been funny. But it also would have been incredibly tragic.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I could not agree more. And just want to state for the record that I am intending to sue Jim for acute psychological distress.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What are you talking about? You're the one terrorizing me.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>With snowballs, Jim? With fluffy little snowballs? No. I thought we were just playing.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dwight's right. What you did was dangerous and inappropriate. I'm really surprised at you guys. Last time I was here, you were both best friends.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>All this arguing reminds me of a very funny story. You see this on my desk? [he holds up a toy taxi cab] Know who gave me this? My girlfriend Tara, who lives in New York City.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wait, what girlfriend?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I haven't told you about her.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I find that unlikely. You email me when you get a new zit.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm a man in my mid-40s and I still get zits. I think that's pretty interesting. But you know what? I am not on trial here. The Scranton strangler is. So, anyway, we have this great weekend, and she drives me to the airport, and we get to JFK, but I am flying out of LaGuardia. So we laugh and laugh and laugh, and then we spend the rest of the day walking around Slo-mo, drinking latte. And at the end of the day, she gives me this, and she says, "Michael, maybe next time, you should take a cab."</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I didn't know you had a girlfriend.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I do. She is.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Did you see her face? Well it seems to me that there is a person sitting out there in the annex that still has feelings for Michael G. Scott. And it ain't Tara.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>So you went homemade this year.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yup.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. Money problems, is that what this is about? I mean, oh, dear, I don't think we can help you out.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, no. Jim had a great year, actually. I just wanted to get your opinion.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Are you good at homemade?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Look at this.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah...</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[walks in with a dirty Woody] Who did this? It's obvious to me I'm not welcome here, but somebody better tell me who did this, or else I'm leaving.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, I don't think Erin seems to like you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's not true. I don't know her enough to make a decision even.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What happened? What happened? Toby, what did you do? I think Toby's very jealous of all the attention you've been getting.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, I would never ever do anything like that. But it does seem like something you would do.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, really? Turn it on me. Well, isn't that nice? Thank you very much.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wait, wait, guys, listen. Toy Story is all about toys that come to life when people aren't looking. You don't think... it's not possible... that Woody did this to himself.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It is Christmas.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, it really seems like something Michael would do.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mmhmm. Mmhmm. Well, the fact that you would think that points to the possibility that it is probably not me. And that I have been framed.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why would anyone frame you for that?</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, I'm sorry, why are we discounting this whole "Woody came to life" thing so quickly?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ahhhhhh! [laughs] Surprise! It was part of the party. Pretty funny, huh?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You think this is funny?</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[laughs] I don't. But someday I think we will laugh about this... when we tell our kids...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yikes. [everyone gasps]</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh no, that's, that's not happening.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dear God in heaven.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right. Shh. Okay, you know what? Holly, I didn't mean to do it. It was an accident. An accident borne of jealous feelings.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael, you have to let this go. I'm with someone else. I don't feel that way anymore.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, really? You certainly seemed jealous when I told you about my fake girlfriend. That's what Jim and Dwight thought.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, hey, hey, hey...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, fake girlfriends are always wrong.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You made up a fake girlfriend to see if I'd get jealous? And you destroyed a gift my boyfriend gave me? What is the matter with you?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>When you got transferred, and I drove you up to Nashua, you said, "Michael, I love you, but I can't do this." But then, with this other guy, you don't have any problem with a long-distance relationship, do you? And you know what, that is what is the matter with me.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael, I'm sorry.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>And we did this whole stupid party for you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[blocks Holly's path] No.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You guys, it wasn't my fault.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, nothing is ever your fault! Just like when you ate those maple candies that you brought for us!</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>I really think you're better off.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mmm. Erin, would you do me a favor and find my street clothes for me, please?</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. Is she an amazing cook or something?</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[walks over to his desk and sees a present sitting on it, reading the note] "Hey, Pickles, Merry Christmas. Open immediately. Love, Swiss Cheese." [opens the present and a snowball shoots out at him, everyone laughs] Damn it, Dwight!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Didn't think your affectionate nicknames would be your undoing, did you, Jim? Let that be a lesson to you all.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>So do they bring in food, or do you get to go out?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, they bring it in.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You lucky son of a bitch.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I have been trying to get on jury duty every single year since I was 18 years old. To get to go sit in an air-conditioned room downtown, judging people while my lunch is paid for... that is the life.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Daddy, I'm bored. Can I read my book in your office?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="recurring">jada</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sure, sweetie.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jada, Darryl, I'm so glad I found you guys. A grinch stole the star from on top of the Christmas tree and is hiding it in the warehouse somewhere. You want to go help me find him?</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, my goodness.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I am the mean old grinch. The little girl who wishes to win back the Christmas star must first succeed at these challenges.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ohh, that sounds fun and Christmasy, you mean old grinch!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What kind of challenges.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wahhh...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Something like an obstacle course, Mr. Grinch?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. You must answer topical political questions. How many congressmen is the state of Pennsylvania guaranteed? And what other state has the equal number?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do you know the other state?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Maybe the grinch hid the Christmas star, and we could ask for clues, and he'll tell us if we're hot or cold.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>The star has been hidden. Is the little girl hot or cold? Well, it turns out she's burning up because the star is right behind her ear! [pulls star from coat and pretends to find it behind Jada's ear]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>And the game's over seconds later.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm so glad you could come.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's nice. I know.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey everybody, this is my boyfriend, Senator Robert Lipton.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Senator, it's an honor. I'm Angela's friend Oscar.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oscar. A pleasure.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Robert seems great. He's very handsome, firm handshake, he's gay, good sense of humor.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">AJ</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">aj</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hello.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm, uh, I'm AJ. I'm here to see Holly. It's kind of a surprise.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">AJ</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">aj</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I know who you are, and I think you should go.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I bet you didn't even bring us anything, did you?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Was I supposed to bring you guys something?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">AJ</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">aj</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What? AJ!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Surprise.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">AJ</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">aj</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What are you doing here? Oh, my God.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I wanted to see you. How are you?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">AJ</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">aj</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wow! Nice.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, God, you look great.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">AJ</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">aj</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh... when did you get here?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Just now.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">AJ</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">aj</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Just now. Hey, Michael.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">AJ</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nice to see you again, AJ. Welcome.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Pleased to see you. Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">AJ</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">aj</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good trip down?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, it was great.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good, good. Good to see you. Have fun. Enjoy the partay.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I am dead inside.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What do you want, baby? We got some granola, got some cupcakes, chips, apples, pies...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You have a whole room of vending machines?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jada</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">jada</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[chuckles] I know. Isn't it something?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I can't decide what I want.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="recurring">jada</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[handing out vending machine items to everyone] Merry Christmas.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Merry Christmas.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jada</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">jada</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>And Merry Christmas.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jada</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>And Merry Christ... mas.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="recurring">jada</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you so much.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Merry Christmas. And Merry Christmas.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="recurring">jada</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Merry Christmas to you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Merry Christmas.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jada</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">jada</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, thank you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Bass Player</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">bass-player</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Oscar unwraps a pair of Uggs] For your feet!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[holding a knitted iPad case] It's amazing. It's so great. Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Angela hands Creed a pack of deodorant] For me?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you very much.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mmhmm.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know if you guys have had a chance to use the new parking meters that accept credit cards, but Robert was instrumental in that legislation.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wow, that's awesome!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>A real David and Goliath story.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm just so touched that she's so interested in my work.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I am.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>The real problem is the teachers' union.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Zip it, Meredith.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. You tell me why my kid is 17 and still can't read.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, who's in charge of making drinks around here? Is there a bartender?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You are. You make your own drink. [Ryan groans]</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'll make it. What are you drinking.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>An 'F' train to Brooklyn. Extra bitters.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know how to make that.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, well, I'll just stick with my mojito.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>And you know those annoying geese at the park? Well, he's helping eradicate them as well. I mean, I think they've really become a pest.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Annoying.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Jim hits a ceiling panel] I don't think he's in the ceiling, babe.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, uh... I don't think any of us really know. Alright. [Jim hands Pam a present]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is it... is it pebbles from that beach in Jamaica? [she shakes it]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ooh, go easy with the shaking.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[lifting up a diamond bracelet] Oh, my God.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You like it?</QuoteText>
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<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I love it.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yup, I do make great Christmas gifts. But I couldn't make that.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Alright, my turn.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, um, it's just, I didn't, I didn't have a lot of time, so that's just a place holder.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Right. Of course. [reading the comic book] "The Adventures of Jimmy Halpert." Oh, my God. This is awesome! That's my bike. That's my desk. And that is my daughter.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I mean... [speechless]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael, wait!</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, hey, hey, no, don't run. You're gonna slip.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's good advice.</QuoteText>
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<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yup. I read this story about a woman who slipped on some black ice, and she hit her head and went into a coma forever. And then every day, her husband went and visited her in the hospital until she died.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's a sad story.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[voice breaking] Yeah, well, at least he was married.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, okay, Michael, slow down. Everything's gonna be okay.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, it's not. It's not. Oh, man, I can tell you confidently that it is not gonna be okay.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I shouldn't tell you this, but... AJ won't commit to Holly. And she's gonna tell him that if he doesn't propose to her by the end of the year, it's over.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Really?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Really. And I don't know about you, but I don't know of a lot of happy marriages that start off with an ultimatum, do you?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>So just be patient.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. I mean, I can wait till then. Come here. I don't want you to fall.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I surrender.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I do not accept your surrender. There's only one way that I would ever relent.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Anything. You got it.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You hit Pam in the face with a snowball while I watch.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're a psychopath.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'll take that as a no.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I was in the mall, and I saw that, and I thought it had your name written all over it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael, this is the gift that corporate gave us that I picked out. You're re-gifting this to me.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, that's not... no, I went to the mall and I picked that out especially for you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, yeah? Well, show me the receipt.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[hands Kelly a receipt from his wallet] From the mall. That...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>This is a fast food receipt from April.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, that...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>God, how many number nines did you order?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is everyone here kind of mean?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">AJ</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">aj</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, I think everyone's on edge because of the strangler trial.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">AJ</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">aj</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, I'm so glad you came down. It's been so much harder than I expected.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, what happened to Woody?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">AJ</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">aj</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, okay, get ready for this. You're not gonna believe it. I was making salad, and he fell right into the dressing. I mean, there was salad dressing all over him.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>He smells awful.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">AJ</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">aj</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It was blue cheese dressing.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Great.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">AJ</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">aj</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, Mike.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We wanted to give you something.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Merry Christmas.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jada</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">jada</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you. A Hostess apple pie! This is my favorite breakfast. How did you know that? Thank you very much.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What do you say?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're welcome.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jada</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">jada</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, you know, I seem to remember that Santa promised that he would listen to all the gifts you wanted for Christmas. Didn't he say that?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jada</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">jada</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I think I know where he is.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>A trampoline...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jada</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">jada</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mmhmm.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Video games.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jada</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">jada</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Video games.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>A DSi.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jada</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">jada</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>A DSi?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>A horse.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jada</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">jada</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>A horse.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>A pool.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jada</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">jada</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You, are you sure you don't want a pony? You want a real horse?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jada</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">jada</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right. You have to pick up after them.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, sorry. I'm ready.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't want to go.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh... come on, bear man. Come on. [the lights flicker]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Have you ever seen 'em do that? [walk outside and the parking lot is covered with snowmen]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm sorry. I had no idea.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, it's, it's okay. Okay.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No, no, no, no.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay. This is it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Go! Go! Go!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What? What is it? What? What is, oh, my God! [Jim starts attacking snowmen] Honey? Jim? Jim!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all. It's fear. Merry Christmas.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
</SceneList>
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