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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I really like Valentine's Day in this office. It's kinda like grade school. Everybody gives out little presents and stuff. Like last year, Jim gave me this card, with Dwight's head on it, it was horrifying and funny and...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[Delivery man enters with a bouquet of red roses. Pam stands up to look at card.] Phyllis.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Would you sign here? [Phyllis gets up from desk and walks over.]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Delivery Man</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">delivery-man</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Roy and I are saving for the wedding, so I made him promise not to get me anything too big.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>"Happy Valentine's Day darling. Love Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration."</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Isn't he sweet?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah. Wow.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Alright Dwight, as you know I am heading to New York today. [Dwight holds up passport.] Doing a presentation on the branch to the new CFO.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>And you want me to come with you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Nope. The opposite of that.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I will stay here and run things on this end.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ok, good.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Question. Will you be seeing Jan when you're in New York?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<QuoteText>I probably will, why do you ask?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well... It's Valentine's Day, and you guys, you know...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Screwed.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What is your problem?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>This is a business trip. I would have to be a raving lunatic to try to talk to Jan about what happened between us. Her words, not mine. She sent me an email this morning. But, it is Valentine's Day. It's New York. City of Love.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, Pam. You heart N.Y., right? You want me to pick you up anything?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That's OK.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Alright.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>The best present would be, you do a good job in front of the new CFO.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Dude, I'm gonna nail it. Me in New York? Oh, I own that city. Fuggedaboudit! See ya!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well here we go. On our way to New York. New York, New York. City so nice they named it twice. Manhattan is the other name.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>So I broke up with Katy and haven't been dating anybody else, so this year I don't have to worry about Valentine's Day. It's gonna be good. I invited a couple of friends over. We're gonna play some cards and I'll end up winning a lotta money. Because, they're idiots. It's gonna be great.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What's this? What is this?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I dunno, it's on your desk.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, but who put it here? And for what purpose?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It was there when I sat down.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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<QuoteText>[opens box and reads card] Happy Valentine's Day. [pulls out bobble head] It's me. I'm the bobble head. Yes! [Angela smirks in background] Ahh!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Scene>
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<QuoteText>The meeting isn't 'til three, but I always like to come to New York little bit early and hit some of my favorite hunts, like right here, is my favorite New York pizza joint. And I'm gonna go get me a New York slice. [Michael walks toward Sbarro.]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>Hey Kelly. What's up?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Nothing. Oh except, oh my God Jim. Last night, Ryan and I totally, finally hooked up. It was awesome.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>OH, that's great. I'm really happy for [starts to walk away]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>And it was so funny 'cause we were at this bar with his friends and I was sitting next to him the whole night and he wasn't making a move, so in my head I was like "Ryan, what's taking you so long?" And then he kissed me. And I didn't know what to say.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Wow.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>So I said, "Ryan, what took you so long?" And I just said that to him, can you believe that?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Wow.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Oh my God, Jim, is that embarrassing? I'm embarrassed.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, don't be.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, thank God, because I was nervous, Jim, you will not believe.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I bet.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>So nervous, but now -- now I have a boyfriend.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Alright. [Kelly squeals]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[anguished] I hooked up with her on February 13th.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Here it is, heart of New York City, Times Square. Named for the good times you have when you're in it. Most people when they come to New York, they go straight to the Empire State Building, that's pretty touristy. I come here. Great places to eat. [points] We have Bubba Gump Shrimp, Red Lobster down there. Ya know. This is, this is the heart of civilization, right here.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Woah. [Delivery man with flowers]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Guess what?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Really, Oh, they're from Bob again.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That's great. [Meredith scowls]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Everybody takes the subway in New York. It's fast, it's efficient, gets you there on time. It's a way to [turns and rushes back up stairs] Okay, there's a guy pooping in a cardboard box down there.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>This is the world famous Rockefeller Center. Founded, of course by Theodore Rockefeller. This is a skating rink and I think the Rangers practice there sometimes and it's, that's Tina Fey [points]. That's Tina Fey from Saturday Night Live. Hello? Hello, hi? [walks over] OH, I'm sorry, I thought you were [Conan O'Brien walks in front of Michael], OK, I thought that was. She, she looked a lot like Tina Fey. [to camera] Hello, hello, I thought that was Tina Fey, but it wasn't. So... Are you serious? He was here? When, when I was talking to the fake Tina Fey? Come on! And are you, argh.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hello Angela. Did you hear, somebody rocked the house and got me the best present I've ever gotten.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Really? I wouldn't know anything about that, but I'm glad you enjoyed it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh I did. I did.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I didn't get anything for Valentine's Day.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, I bet you will before the day is over.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Really? Well, I hope I do.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I would love to live in New York someday. It's a big dream of mine. Work for corporate, with Jan. It'd be awesome. Go to Broadway shows, eat hot dogs. Scranton is great, but New York, is like Scranton on acid, no on speed, no on steroids. [Michael sees it's the end of a street.] OK, umm, I think, that's either the Hudson or the East, so we're back, should be back this way. There's a lotta pressure on me right now. It's like Michael Jordan, in the NBA finals. Or, like Stormin' Norman Schwarzkopf, and this presentation is desert storm and as soon as it's over, we will not have to deal with those Iraqis anymore. Let's do it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[on phone] Nah that's alright. Spend money on her, instead of giving it to us. That's fine. No, I didn't even have a seat for you anyway. Yeah, hahaha, alright man, have a good night. Bye.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Woah, woah [Delivery man with oversized bear]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Phyllis Lapin.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Delivery Man</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>OH, Holy God!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's from Bob.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Delivery Man</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Man, that thing's bigger than I am.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, it's not.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Delivery Man</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh zip it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>There they are. What's up? Hey hey.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Craig</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">craig</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Michael Scott. [sticks out hand for handshake]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Josh</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Josh Porter, high five. [They high five] Bam.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You know Dan Gore from Buffalo.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Josh</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, how ya doing? Nobody needs to introduce this guy. Craiggers. [bump fists]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What's up buddy?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Craig</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You have been kicked out of every strip club in Albany, is that true?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Guilty, yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Craig</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>So what's going on? What I miss?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Not much, they're uh, I guess running late upstairs, so we're just waiting for the presentations.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Josh</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Cool. Good, good, good. Give us some time to catch up, and... [awkward silence]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Pam. Hi, How ya doing? Good. Listen, uh may I speak with you... privately?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You can't fire me, Dwight, just 'cause Michael's not here.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, Pam, Just. Just, [tilts head away, towards another room]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You need to get something for your girlfriend.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[same time as Pam] Girlfriend. Yes, and the reason I didn't get anything for this particular person - who shall remain nameless - is that she's not really the kind of person you'd think would be into Valentine's Day. She's kind of...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Tightly wound?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>(smirking) Exactly.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ok, well, sometimes the gift is really about the gesture, you know, like what it means, instead of what it is.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You mean, like a ham?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, not like a ham. It's about doing something, so that the person knows that you really care about her.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ok, I get it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>That you remember her.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ok, shut up. I know exactly what to do. [gets up and leaves]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What about you, Craig, you lose anyone?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Josh</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh man, Jan, called me in September and said "You gotta fire four people," and I was just like, "What?" Ya know?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Craig</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Did you?</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, I just ignored her. She's the worse.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Craig</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>She is our boss.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Josh</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>She ain't my boss dude. I don't work for that bitch.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Craig</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ay, Kay. Come on, you know, that's not. Cool it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What? You like Jan? How can you like Jan?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Craig</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Maybe because she's my girlfriend. [starts retracting statement] Was, or not my girlfriend. She's... we hooked up and...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You hooked up with Jan?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Josh</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You know, months ago, just once, It's, just stupid. Just forget it,</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yeah, let's change the subject.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Josh</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">josh</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I don't know what he's thinking, but I would just be so psyched if we just dated forever.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So with the twelve new local accounts, we had a total of four percent organic growth, which was just above our pre-year targets.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, I shot a bunch of footage around the office, edited it together on my Mac. I was thinking of entering it into some festivals. Probably won't. You know, not what this is about.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>And finally, Pam Beesly. Look at her. Look how cute. Not bad at all. As the receptionist, Pam is truly the gateway to our world. Well, I hope this gave you a little taste of what life is like here at Dunder Mifflin, Scranton. What it's like to walk a mile in Oscar's shoes. Or try on Phyllis' pants. Maybe even one of Angela's famous brownies. And you'll know, that you're home.</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>NO, NO I'm not, I'm not, I just... I just don't know what to do anymore, Michael. I mean, we're all gonna get fired.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jan</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No you're not.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, Michael - the CFO thinks that we slept together. Do you understand, people get fired for much less? And I just [scratches head] can't believe that you told everybody and we didn't even sleep together.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jan</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Technically, we fell asleep in the same bed. So...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, God. Michael. It was months ago. It was once, It's over. Do you understand?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jan</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes. I'm sorry. I will fix this. I'll talk to him. I'll talk to David.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Surely, you cannot be serious?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jan</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. Airplane.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You have to snare it. And then you have to tame it. Keep it happy. Care for it. Feed it. Lovingly, the way an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey babe.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You almost ready to go?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I guess, yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What's wrong?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Nothing, it's just I had to sit here all day, while Phyllis got like an entire garden delivered to her.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What, you're mad at me?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I mean, I know that we said no big gifts, but I was kind of hoping you'd get me something for Valentine's Day.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Well, Valentine's Day isn't over. Let's get you home and you are gonna get the best sex of you life.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You understand this is a very serious situation.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">david-wallace</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No no no no no, yes I, OK, well, alright, here's the deal. It's my fault. This is, this is totally on me. Before you guys came in, I was talking to the guys. We were all chatting and I made a joke, a really dumb joke and Craig the idiot took it seriously. [Jan looks at Michael]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You made a joke?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">david-wallace</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I did, it was stupid. And Craig, you saw him, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. Although he is a tool. [David grins]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Well I don't need to explain to you that even a joke about sexual relations with your boss...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">david-wallace</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I know. It was borderline at best and... And Jan is a fantastic executive and has all the integrity in the world and um, I'm really sorry. It will never happen again.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Uh, that's fine. Let's just forget it.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jan</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Good. [Michael leaves office]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">david-wallace</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Heading out?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yeah. Alright, Beesly, Hey, Happy Valentine's Day.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Bye. [Jim leaves]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Goodnight Pam. [Leaves with oversized bear on back.]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Night Phyllis.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Oh, Michael. Thank you again for that, really. It was very nice.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jan</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Oh, no big deal. Really. Sorry again.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Oh, no, it's OK. [Puts hand in way of elevator door to stop from closing.] So, uh, Happy valentine's Day.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jan</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Yeah, Happy Valentine's Day. [Jan turns and then kisses Michael. Michael looks and sees camera, Jan turns and sees camera, too. Elevator door closes.]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jan</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Oy vey... schmear. [Points at Fiddler on the Roof playing at Minskoff Theatre and does a dance.]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="1">
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Everybody, hello, can I have your attention, please? Since it's Valentine's Day, there's something that I wanted to say. I love the women of this office. Pam, I love you.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="1">
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Michael's got a few tricks for Valentine's Day. He found a place where you can get 12 plastic roses for $10 and he's got a great line. "Me so thorny."</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="1">
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>I love you, Angela. Yes, even you. I love you, Kelly. I love you, Meredith. This is all platonically, of course.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="1">
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>I love ladies, always have. And you know what I think is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The brains. Because I don't think a woman is beautiful unless she is smart. And also, the brains are where the ladies get their best nasty ideas for bedroom stuff.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="2">
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>You have any big Valentine's Day plans, Kev?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Not really, my fiance is out of town.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Where is she?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>I'm not sure. Arizona? Sometimes she doesn't tell me.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Cool.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="3">
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>That's a lot of noodles. How much sodium do you think is in that cup? This place used to be full of hookers and porn shops and it's not that way anymore. There's an old building. That one hasn't been torn down yet, but they will. They'll get to it.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="4">
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Happy Valentine's Day, Meredith.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Thanks.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Okay, you take it easy, ace.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">creed</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Here you go, Creed.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hey, thanks, ace.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">creed</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I'm not good with names.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">creed</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>This is where it's all happening. We got TGI Fridays. I'm in the picture! Sometimes I just jump into people's pictures. Lot of people have their picture taken. It's kind of a New Yorker thing. You jump in on a tourist's picture and kind of ruin it. There's an energy to New York that you just feel. Um, everybody... Don't get hit. Everybody is kind of together and everybody hates each other, but loves each other at the same time. Screw off! People just yell at each other in New York, and it's great.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm gonna go call Bob.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So, what are you doing for Valentine's Day?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Vance Refrigeration Worker #1</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>I'm gonna spend it with my fiance.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Vance Refrigeration Worker #1</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What are you guys doing?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Probably go grab dinner with my girlfriend. He's gonna be pulling his pud watching Skinemax. [points to Vance Refrigeration Worker #2]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Nice.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, okay. That's enough.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Come on, break this up.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes, sure. Mr. Scott, you can head to the conference room. The other managers are already there.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Receptionist</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Great. Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>All right.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Receptionist</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay, here's the thing about Jan. She talks such a big game about, "Oh there's nothing between us and stop talking about it." And "Border-line harassment when you call me at home." But let me ask you this, is it just a coincidence that this meeting is taking place on Valentine's Day? Answer, maybe, but maybe not. We shall see.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>How do you spell "animalian"?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Animalian?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Why?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>None of your business. I'm writing something.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>You're writing something?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Forget it. I'll look it up myself.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, you know what? You do it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, I'm not gonna do that.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Uh, yes, I'm in charge. You have to. Look it up.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>But I know how to spell it.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>So tell me.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Only if you tell me what you're writing.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Forget it. I'll do it. But you're getting written up.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>So now you're writing two things?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Dwight lives on a beet farm and he practices karate at the forth grade level. And he apparently has a girlfriend, so... I guess there really is someone for everybody.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[phone ringing] Hi, this is Kevin. Stacy? Happy Valentine's Day. Yeah. Oh, awesome. Okay. Yeah, I'll be leaving here soon. Cool. I love you, too. Okay, 'bye. Stacy's back.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That's great, man.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey Scott. Hey. Hey! Hey! Come here! Come here! I want to talk to you. Come here!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You know what? It was nice to see Devon again. To sort of get closure on that whole thing.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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