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2733 lines
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Vendored
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Gotta clear out these file cabinets people, a lot of these are dead accounts. "Scranton Mimeograph Corp?" I don't think we're doing business with them any time soon. That's odd. A letter from Robert Dunder. "A valuable artifact has come into my possession. I have hidden it until such time as a person of strong intellect may safely recover it. This golden chalice is of immeasurable historical and religious significance." The Holy Grail.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[on phone]: Did you send Dwight on a quest for the Holy Grail?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I think I'm a little too busy these days to s-- [whispering] Oh ,my God. I did send Dwight on a quest for the Holy Grail.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>The Dunder Code! I completely forgot about that prank. That had to be like six or seven years ago. Stayed late every night for a month. Had a lot more free time back then.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I don't get it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Aha! A lightbulb.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>A lightbul-</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>A lightbulb. Okay. Okay. [holding note over lamp] Invisible ink.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Whoa.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>"Higher than numbers go." The ceiling above accounting!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Dwight! Down, Dwight! Dwight!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[on phone]: Man, I wish I was there to see his face when he gets to the end ...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>...and finds the... fake grail? No grail?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You don't remember?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I don't.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>An "X."</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Annex. It must open something in the annex.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Whoa.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>"Sedes introiti." Seat of entrance.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[shouts while cutting up seat cushion - gasps upon finding playing cards]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pete</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">pete</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That's a flush.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[murmuring as Dwight holds up toy forklift]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">All</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="meta">all</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>The warehouse.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">All</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="meta">all</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[on phone to Jim] There's nothing down here.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, I expected more from young Halpert.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Let's just forget it. Forget it. [warehouse worker dips donut into golden chalice]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>So, how are we getting on with our grand social media initiative?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, we created a fake profile for a really cool guy named Derek McBlack.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Wow.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's just Pete in sunglasses.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>And then we had him "Like" Dunder Mifflin.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Then we created a bunch of fake friends for Derek, and we had all of them "Like" Derek's "Likes."</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pete</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>So far, we're only popular with imaginary people, but we think this is the start of something big.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You two are geniuses. And I am a genius putting you two together.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<QuoteText>All right.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Pete and I work well together -- not that there's anything special about Pete. It could be any guy... or girl- not that I'm into girls. Not that I'm into Pete. Ugh! What was the question?</QuoteText>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<QuoteText>Hey Jim. Peter Rowley at Bridgeport Capital requested a meeting at lunch.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Coworker</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Okay. Can we keep it on the early side, though? I got that thing in Scranton later.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Uh sure. No problem.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Co-worker #2</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Cece's ballet recital is today. I cannot wait. I've been working with her on her move. It's called the Cece Spin and Kiss. Do you want to see it? It's kind of like this. It's pretty cute, right?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Pfft, "Athlead"? Please. They're too lazy to call it Athletes Lead? Jim should just call it "Stumpany," for "Stupid Company."</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Nothing stupid about working for yourself. Hanging out with pro athletes, getting free tickets to the games. That's why I'm doing it.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>You're working for "Stumpany" too?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, just weekends for now, but pretty soon, I'm switching over.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Yep.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>[on phone] Hey, Halpert, what's the big idea? First you jump ship. Now you're stealing Darryl too. When will it end?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, take your worst fear and multiply it by infinity.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You won't stop until you've poached us all.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah. Even you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No. I'll be damned if I'm gonna let us lose me.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Bye, Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hi. How are ya? Good to see you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, Angela? Did you hear about the Irish-American Cultural Center mural?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ooh, I haven't heard it. So, what about the Irish-American Cultural Center mural? Potato?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, no, Kevin, it's not a joke. Angela's husband put me up for a- um, just never mind.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I have no information. But I'm sure as soon as they know, they'll call you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Senator Lipton helped me submit my design for a new mural on a building downtown. Now I'm just waiting to hear from the selection committee. But, you know, let's be realistic. There are a ton of great artists in Scranton with way more experience. I mean, who are they gonna go with -- some nobody like me or a big name like Tracy Fleeb?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, I'm heading out to Cece's dance recital.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Aw.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, Cece, Daddy's gonna have dinner with us tonight after he comes to your recital. Are you excited?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cece</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Let's call him.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>[line trilling]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">None</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey. I was just about to call you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, Hon, are you close?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I am still in Philly, actually.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's insane. This huge investor got cold feet, so I'm stuck here trying to keep him on board.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hon, I wish you would have told me an hour ago, when you knew you weren't gonna make it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Pam, I couldn't get out. I barely made it out just to make this phone call.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I want Daddy.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cece</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">cece</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You're gonna do great. And you know what? Mommy's gonna record it. So we'll watch it together. Do you mind doing that, Pam?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Of course.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay. Are you sure you know how to do video on the phone?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes, Jim, I think I know how to point a rectangle at something.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay, okay, you know, just sometimes you're not the best with the phone.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I know how to operate my phone, okay? Listen, we're getting close. We will talk to you later. Say, "Bye, Daddy."</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Bye, Daddy.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cece</SpeakerText>
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|
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<Character type="recurring">cece</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Bye. [pause] Yep. See, you've still got to press "End," Pam.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Press "End."</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cece</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">cece</Character>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh, check it out. This is our first real "Like."</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pete</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh, my gosh!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh! All right, Alan Olson from North Dakota. He also likes Hammermill and Georgia Pacific.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pete</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Wow. That guy's really into paper.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pete</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Well done, you two.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>We did it. Youth task force forever.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pete</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[doing a series of hand bumps with Erin] Bap, bup, bup, bap. Wait. Did I go first and then you?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pete</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, you go -- okay.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>All right, all right.Okay, start over.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pete</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh God. Andy has just started to be nice to me, I just sent his girlfriend into the arms of a younger man. "Our social media presence should be hot, hot, hot. Go at it vigorously." I did everything but unzip their pants for them. Oh, God, Nellie.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, everybody. Uh, coffee order is going around -- on me. Just sign your name below.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[murmuring]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">All</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You're welcome.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Wait. This says "Dunder Mifflin Loyalty Pledge"?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>This -- uh, what? Double mocha latte, please? You got it. Just sign your name below. Whatever you want.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>"Loyalty pledge"?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Come on, Dwight, stop overreacting. I'm getting all my work done here. No customers have complained. Nobody even knows.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, we'll see about that.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Bust out your complaint files. I need everything you've got on Darryl since he started working for Jim in the last few weeks. Break it down by keyword, okay? "Infuriating, irresponsible"...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>They got us set up with Windows 95, so you're kind of dreaming here.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay, I'm gonna need you to print it out.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[dot matrix printer beeping and whirring loudly]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[writing on white board] Customer Loyalty. What is it? Can you hold it in your hand? Can you nudge it with your finger? Can you dump it on a woman? No. Why? Because it's an idea. But what does it mean?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Not even close. Mr. Romanko has been a client for 20 years. He came in today in a rage. Why? Because of Darryl. Because Darryl was focusing on outside projects and needs to remember his first priority- the client.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, you're not going anywhere, okay? You are angry, and we are gonna hear you out, all right? Because business is about relationships, and the key to relationships is what, Darryl? L-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Loyalty.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Loyalty.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes. I mean, it is everything. Let's all ask ourselves, have we been faithful in our relationships?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm sorry. Do I still need to be here?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm having a bit of trouble understanding the importance of loyalty. So let's- let's use an example. Take Erin. Erin's boyfriend Andy, is away across the ocean.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, this is really hard to follow. Can we just say Pete because that's the guy that Erin's flirting with?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ladies and gentlemen, the Little Ladybug Ballerinas.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Thank you so much for coming. Darryl and I will be here to serve you for years and years and years and years. [chuckles] So, should we go call Jim and tell him to go screw himself?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Dwight, look, I'm sorry you're having a hard time with this, okay? Athlead is my future. No disrespect to Dunder Mifflin, but if I can have fun at work, I want that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, Andy's cute, but he's too vanilla, whereas Pete - he's just one sick dude. I mean, you know this guy likes to get weird.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I suppose that will- that will be all right, yeah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Most relationships eventually die on their own, but sometimes they just need a little pillow over the face. You're welcome, Andy. And you're welcome, my own ass.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Listen, I appreciate you taking the time with me.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Peter, please. We completely understand your concerns here. Let us just show you the latest projections. Jim?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Uh, Wade actually has those on the road, but he's gonna be calling in with those numbers any second. So just hold on one s-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[cell phone vibrates]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, actually... uh, nope. That is my wife. Again, he'll be calling in any second.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[on phone] Hey, uh, give me a call back when you get a chance. Cece did great, and I want to tell you something.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey boss, you gotta jump on a delivery.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I don't do that anymore.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>That's what they told me.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[sighs]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>All right, let's get this over with.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You looking for fun? It just found you! Woo! [laughs] Here we go! Yeah!</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes, we will be delivering a shipment of paper today, but I will also be delivering you a big shipment of fun!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[We are young plays on radio]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">None</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>How far is this place? [turns off radio]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Uh, not far at all, but I thought along the way, we could play some sports. [throws small ball at Darryl]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Fun.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, really nice job in that meeting in there.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, thank you. I don't know, I sort of thought-</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[hugging Nellie] So proud of you, Hon.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, I don't know. Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm just curious though, what do you have against Pete and Erin?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, Andy wrote me a really nice recommendation letter for the adoption agency, and I- I just sort of felt I owed him one.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Pete's a pretty cool guy, though, and Andy was a terrible lover to Erin. He basically ignored her and left on a boat.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I didn't really think about it like that.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, well... Not everybody has what we have.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>"What we have"?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Mm-hmm.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I just remembered... I kissed that man. Oh, no. Oh, no.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes. Fast food. I'll take a burger over a gross Philly cheese-steak any day.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>They have fast food in Philly.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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</Characters>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Not like this.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Exactly like this.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>And your milkshake.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Fast Food Worker</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>It's 30 degrees out. You drinkin' a mildshake?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Nope. [throwing milkshake] Fire in the hole! [laughs] Oh, yeah! Now that's what working at a paper company's all about!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[Darryl take keys out of ignition]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">None</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Wait, what you doing? No, I need the k- We have to go.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You just threw a milkshake in a restaurant where they make minimum wage.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>It's a youtube thing! Let's go. Let's go. Come on, they're coming.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Anyone want to see the video from Cece's recital?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, I would love to, but I am swamped... with that [picks up piece of paper].</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'll watch it. Let's get this over with.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>All right, you don't have to.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Let's get this over with, Pam.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[sound of applause on phone]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">None</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Wait. What?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[recorded on phone] Excuse me, I have to get back to work.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, no. I took a phone call in the middle of taping, and then when I went to turn it back on, I must have turned it off.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>User error. I've heard of that happening to other people.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oscar, don't rub it in. I'm sure Pam is already kicking herself for choosing a phone call over her child.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, it was an important phone call.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I haven't told anyone here about the mural yet. I want Jim to be the first to know. Whenever I tell him good news, he's always like, "Beesly!" I love that. Only thing better than getting the job- "Beesly!" [chuckles]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pete</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Hello, Peter.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[cleaning up milkshake in restaurant] It barely even feels like a prank anymore.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You missed a spot.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Fire in the hole! [throwing milkshake] Go! Go! Go! Go! [tires screech]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Drive Thru Customer</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ha ha! Yeah, joke's on you buddy! They make you come back and clean it up!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I am sorry that was so awkward for you two in that meeting. But I am going to have to reassemble the youth task force.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, no, I really don't think that's a good idea.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, that is not your call. I made the decision. You have no choice in the matter, and everybody knows it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, okay, then.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pete</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I guess we don't have a choice.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Nope.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pete</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Lady...you never stop surprising me.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[sighs]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[clears throat]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What? What was that? Did I just hear you laughing with glee?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No. I was clearing my throat.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Good night.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Night</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Night</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">creed</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Night, Creed.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[cell phone rings]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">None</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>So, how's it going?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>We lost Bridgeport Capital. I have no idea what happened. It's like everything I did, he just wouldn't go for it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm so sorry.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I have no idea where we're gonna come up with this money, and we have to work insanely hard over the next few weeks.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[sighs] Oh, I'm sorry. I feel like you've already been working insanely hard.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Can you figure out how to upload Cece's dance recital? I definitely could use a pick-me-up.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Um, actually, funny story -- I didn't get it. I shouldn't have been so cocky about my rectangle-holding skills after all.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You're not serious, are you? You didn't get any of the recital?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, I got the teacher introducing them and then the applause afterwards. But not so much of the middle part.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Come on, Pam. Pam, I asked you if you could use the phone, and you swore that you knew how.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yeah, okay, I'm sorry. I'm sure we can get a copy. A lot of people were taping it.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, great. So we'll see somebody else's kid with Cece in the background? I mean, it's really not that hard to film a video.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Is there- um... you want to ease up a little bit?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Look, Pam, I don't know what to tell you. I mean, what do I do? It's gone. That moment's just gone. I missed it.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I don't know, Jim -- maybe you should have been there.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You're not serious, right? I mean, how is that fair? I'm in Philly. These are my days in Philly. You've agreed to this.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You know what? I- I- I don't think you want to start a conversation with me about what's fair. Okay? This is way more intense than I ever --</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Pam, I'm not explaining this to you- Pam, I'm not going over this again.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Jim. We need you.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Coworker</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I don't know how else to tell you, okay? I'm doing everything I can every week to bring home something...</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I am- I am- I am trying to make everything perfect here, okay? So that you can have everything that you want.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I'm doing this just for me? Is that what I'm doing? I'm doing it just for me. If that's what you think, then this is a really sad night. But you know what? I got to go. Okay?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yep.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>We'll talk tomorrow?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yep. I'll talk to you tomorrow.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Okay. I'll talk to you tomorrow.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Bye. [quietly crying, sniffling]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hey, you okay?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brian</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What am I doing wrong, Brian?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Nothing. You're doing the best you can.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brian</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">brian</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Brian.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Camera Man</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">camera-man</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Give her a minute. Give her a minute.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brian</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">brian</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[crying]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, it's just a tough situation, all right?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brian</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">brian</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's getting tougher. I just didn't know that it was gonna be this hard.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah. Let's turn the cameras off. Seriously, guys. Enough. Enough.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brian</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">brian</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[on video] Fire in the hole! Go! Go! Go! Go!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Guy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">guy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[watching you tube video, laughing]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[on video] I nailed that guy, dude. Oh yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Guy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">guy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>And replay.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[on video] Fire in the hole! Go! Go! Go! Go! I nailed that guy, dude. Oh, yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Guy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">guy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[sighs] I'm gonna miss the paper business.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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