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<QuoteText>[on computer screen] Ah, what else? I've seen Dirty Dancing like, ten times. Breaks my heart every time, you know?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Whoa!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Everyone</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Andy.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That Swayze sure can dance dirty.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Don't you have any sunblock?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, Walter J has been hoarding it. You want to worry about a part of my body, worry about my eyes. They're like two flaming meatballs in my skull.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Last week Andy set sail for the Bahamas to sell his family's boat, and he took his brother, but not me. I was kind of sad at first, but then I remembered that Bob Marley song -- No, woman. No cry.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[on computer] Check this out. Keeps my hair out of my stare, also helps me combat the glare bear. That's what I call the sun now.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Andy, it's Darryl. Take your drawers off your head.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What else can I show you? Oh, damn it!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, Andy, was.. was that your drinking water?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, it was. That's okay though. I got this cool desalinator device. It sucks up sea water through this hose and pumps out fresh water. See, check it out. Ow!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ah! That's not good. I better sign off. I hate to get going. I mean these skype sessions are, like, the only thing that keep me sane out here, you know? [laughs crazily]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>He's been sailing for two days.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[on computer] I will leave you with this. The image of a man and his boat. Burn this into your brains.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[laughing] Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. No! Nooo! [computer falls into ocean]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Andy? Andy! Andy! Andy. Oh.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>[answering phone] Dwight Schrute. [turns on speakerphone] Well, hi there David Wallace. Why would you ever call me when the manager is out of town?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[on speakerphone] Well, I have some very exciting news.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>And you didn't call Jim - that seems significant.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi, David.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Jim, good! You should hear this too.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, he shouldn't.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[taking away Dwight's handset] Go ahead David, I'm listening.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, David, I want to take you off speaker but... I don't know where I'd put you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Guys, listen, this is big news. The Scranton White Pages just got in contact with my office the day before yesterday. They've apparently just dropped the supplier they've been with for the last ten years. .</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>The White Pages.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>The White Pages: Do you want it? No. Do you use it? No. Does it inexplicably show up on your doorstep three times a year? Yes, yes, and yes. There's a reason that we in the paper industry call this thing "the White Whale". Look at all that sweet blubber.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Look, we need our top salesman running point on this and Dwight, that is you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm gonna need to put you on hold for a second. [presses hold button] Hah! Yah! Woooo! Eat it Jim! Eat it Phyllis! Eat... where's Stanley?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>He's in the bathroom.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Will you run into the bathroom and tell him to eat it?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Of course.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah! Okay. [presses button again] Hey David, I'm back.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[from the kitchen] Eat it Stanley!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>So uh, last I remember Tom Peterman was in charge of that account?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, I spoke with the receptionist over there. It's someone new but she didn't catch her name.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Her name?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, hey, Dwight shouldn't...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Shhh! [clears throat] Thanks David! Thank you so much for calling me!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good luck!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good luck to you. [disconnects call]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Dwight, you can't go. You have a problem with women. You can't sell to them.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That is a damnable lie. I love women.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Gina Rogers at Apex Technology said you called her 'gy-na' for your entire meeting.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ew. That's not good.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, she said she corrected him five times.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>'Gy-na' said that?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Guys, we can't let Dwight blow this. An account this size could double our growth. That means raises, bonuses... Pizza Friday could come back.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey remember that week in the 90's when we got bagels?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I miss Clinton.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Can you go instead?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I can't. I have the thing.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I have this conference call today with this company in Philly that I'm helping start. Ah, first board meeting. Also, the first time I've ever been excited about work. So, that feels... wrong.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, call down. It's just me, not Tom Selleck.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[laughter]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Nice!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Toby got us all to participate in Movember. It's a charity for prostate cancer. You pledge money and then you grow a mustache for the month of November.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So, this is how we look now. I hope you like being turned on all the time.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Daaaaamn! It just keeps on coming, huh?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I have very fertile hair glands.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I am so glad I got all of the dudes to do Movember. We have the dopest time back in the annex.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>God!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We even go to lunch, pick up babes.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[to passing female pedestrian] Smile if you love men's prostates.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Spring cleaning?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>More like fall cleaning. [chuckles]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[whispering] I think the senator is having an affair.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[dropping desk drawer] This doesn't... I'm sorry. Wha... what?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I think the senator is having an affair.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I literally have nightmares in which what just happened happens. I wake up in a sweat. And then I make Angela's husband spoon me back to bed.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>When he comes home in the morning, he has this secret little smile.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, I'm sure ...that's nothing.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>And he's always at the yoga studio. He never misses the noon class - it's Hot Yoga with Blake.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Angela, Blake's also a guy's name so he... may be spending his afternoons with a guy named Blake. So nothing to worry about. Huh. Blake. Who is Blake?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I don't know.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I just never heard about the senator and yoga...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Right.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>From you. I'm sure it's probably nothing. But what's with the yoga already?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Right?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>And Blake! All right Angela, calm down! We need to go check this out.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Angela, I'll go with you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So, uh, show us how you'd normally sell to a female client.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You've got this Schrute.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hello.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I thought it went great.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ms. Thomas, so good to see you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hello.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Little of this, little of that.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ow.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Where's Wallace?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Listening.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Stop.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah. Um, do you have any other pictures of Astrid?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Fine. I will show you one... slide show.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Wow.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Aw.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Don't patronize me.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Mm. Excuse me. Could I get some more water?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Where's the Quizno's?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I -- I --</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, you do not have to do this.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Very good.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to Clark] Do you have a valid passport?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jim Halpert.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[on phone] Hey, it's Colin.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Colin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">colin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey man. I am so sorry about that.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I know. Don't worry about it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Colin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">colin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[laughs]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's just... it's not totally working.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Colin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">colin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. No, I know. This whole telecommuting thing -- not ideal. But don't worry. I'll figure it out.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, well, it's not just not ideal. I mean, with you there, I don't know how we're gonna do this.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Colin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">colin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, what does -- what does that mean?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oscar, what is happening here? Why would you say you think the senator might be gay?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know, Angela. I'm dehydrated. Maybe... You heard me wrong. We should just go.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Look, look, look. Here he comes. Here he comes. What is he doing?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>He's making a phone call.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[ducking under table with Oscar] Oh. Oh.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[phone vibrates, rings]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, hey, Molly. You should just quit.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thanks. Okay.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Molly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">molly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh and uh, Molly... I know it can't be easy working for Jan. Good luck with your feelings.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dwight, that was really nice. You should ask for her number.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, I got her number. 415-YCL.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's a license number?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's all you need. And when I have curried favor with her, I will let you know.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh. Why me?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Because you are my friend and you are a woman... And women love gossip. It's like air to you people. Ugh, God. [retching]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
</SceneList>
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