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<SceneList>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[knocks water bottle on to Jim's desk] Oh, little help. Wow your hair is really thinning.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Standing is proven to be healthier, increases productivity and just looks cooler. Picture someone doing something heroic. Now was he sitting or standing? Not counting FDR.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Every second you sit there is an hour off your life. Look at all of you. I feel like you're in a suicide cult.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. No. No. You're way off on that one.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh yeah?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Are you really comfortable standing there? I tried one of those and I just never hit the sweet spot.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey guys let's just all admit it. Ok? Dwight's better than us. He had the guts to stop sitting. And he's never, ever going to go back on it right?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's right Jim.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey man.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[jumping up from an almost sitting position] Hey.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Taking a load off huh?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. Putting a load on more like it.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good luck with that.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Last thing I need is luck. [hunches down again]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to Angela] Thank you so much. [hums]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[sees a pole poking out Dwight's pant leg] What are you up to? Oops look out! [grabs Dwight's wallet]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What are you doing? Give that back. Come on!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Prank! [throws money from Dwight's wallet on the floor]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh that's real creative.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know what it's not my best. Because you could just easily bend over and pick it up right?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I could, but I just don't feel like it loser.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Because you're sitting?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Standing.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ok.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Don't!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Because you're sitting?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Standing.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know I have to do this.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I know. [Jim pushes him over, Dwight screams]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[signing his name] Andrew... Baines... Bernard.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I think you could just do Andy Bernard.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Andrew Baines Bernard. I love filling these out. Because it's like taking a test, but I know the answers.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[loudly knocking on the window] In four seconds my wife is going to be coming through that door. I told her she could work here. Under no circumstances can that be allowed to happen. [to Mrs. California] There you are! Honey how on earth could you miss the elevator?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What was that?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know. He wasn't talking to me. But if I were you I wouldn't hire his wife.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's why my foundation - The Dream for a Wish Foundation - is going to put them out of business. They're not going to know what hit them.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Everyone. I'd like to introduce my wife Mrs. Robert California. Mrs. California this is everyone.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hello. Oh call me Susan please.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Last night at dinner Susan and I were talking about her returning to work. So she's here today to see if there's a good fit. Something tells me it just might work out. This is Andy Bernard the regional manager.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hello nice to meet you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey there. It's a pleasure.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Andy would you be so kind as to show Susan around the office. Show her the various departments. Find a place where she'll shine.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I would love to. But I have to be completely honest with you guys. We're 100 percent staffed up.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Andy. Let's see if there's a good fit first. Then we'll talk.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Alright.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You don't have to say it if you're doing it.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[laughs] Remember how you said that you were looking in the office to do calisthenics and aerobics?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh weight lifting yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well today's your lucky day. I have opened in this very office building Dwight Schrute's Gym for Muscles. You wanna take a look?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'll take a look.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Your path from obesity begins right here!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I've been meaning to join a gym. [narrating over a montage of scenes with him and Val] For my health. I used to say I wanted to live long enough to see a black President. I didn't realize how easy that would be. So now I want to live long enough to see a really, really gay President. Or a supermodel President. I want to see all the different kinds of Presidents.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Obese people in my office are a drain on resources. Chairs wear out faster, it takes more Freon to keep them cool, they flush the toilets more often, plus their massive BMs bust the rivets on my pipes. But a gym turns fat into cash.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Alright! The DM Express is pulling out.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well it was really nice to meet you Brian.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Actually Ryan.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, Ryan.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Bitttch!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We will start here at Erinville.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hi.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hoo-hoo!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Reception. Your classic one-man operation.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Although I was watching a movie and Merryl Streep had two secretaries.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I was watching a movie and a bunch of apes took over San Francisco. Just saying.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Two secretaries could convey a sense of importance and success to our clients. Certainly worth exploring; wouldn't you agree Andy?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'll explore exploring it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Good. It seems like you have this under control. So I'll just duck out and run the company for a while.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ok uh next stop on the tour sales. Here we go. Station stop Jim Halpert. Oh boy our resident truth teller. [Jim laughs nervously] Alright have at it. Let 'er rip. What do you hate about this place?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well it's sales. So you have to be able to live in the world of rejection.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Maybe you do. Hi. I'm Dwight. Sales is really not so hard ok? It's paper. We have it and they want it so bad they are willing to pay for it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well it's not that easy. It's kind of sometimes difficult.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It's the second easiest job in the world. [to camera] Being a mom.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I love shopping and sales is just the other side of that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That is true.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You know if you joined our sales department you would be working very closely with our department head Mr. Dwight Schrute.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That's me.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Dwight why don't you tell Susan about some of your hobbies. Survival skills. Ranking of animals.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Maybe over a beer after she's closed her first sale [makes gun click noise].</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well make that a red wine and I'll tell you my animal rankings [makes gun click noise back].</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh how am I supposed to pull this off? [montage of office workers in friendly interactions with Susan]. The entire office is being nice to her than they've ever been to me. What I wouldn't give for one of Phyllis' classic room clearing farts right now.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ready? What do you think?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Um no. This is not a gym. This is like a scene out of Saw 5.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You haven't even looked around yet. Look. Gravel bucket squat yoke [squats, grunts and lifts] Right? Dedicated phone book ripping station [tries and fails to tear a phone book in half]. You ever cut tin before? Five yards in and your forearms will be on fire. Plus I will buy the tin back from you that you cut for two cents a yard. Now let's go over membership. I'm going to need the first month's and the last month's up front. $49 per month. But every third month is $59 a month. But the fourth month is a discount month at $19 per month...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Obviously you know how a gym works. So you know I'm not going to pay money for this. You want people to come to your gym? Make a real gym.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Darryl... [picks up sledgehammer and swings it at a hanging tire]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Make a real gym.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I was thinking accounting might be a good fit because I really clicked with Oscar and I do have some experience in bookkeeping.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Susan</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>But we already have a surplus of accountants as it is.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh I could work in customer service. HR even.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Susan</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Those are fully staffed as well.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Are you telling me that there's no one in this entire office that could use an extra pair of hands?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[laughing nervously] Yes.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I am the CEO and I am telling an employee of mine what to do.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Let me beat around the bush for a second. Our chairman of the board has some very strong feelings about-</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Robert this is very uncomfortable. Obviously there's no place for me here. So thank you for trying. Why don't we just let it go.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Susan</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. Absolutely not. Andrew there must be something you can do. Think.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>There are lots of considerations.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I would be eternally grateful. It's not a bad thing to have the CEO owe you one.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Alright. Well then welcome aboard.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>So what happens next?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Susan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">susan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We get you over to HR and then we get you set up with accounting. [phone rings] Hang on. Hello?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[on phone] Say hello grandma.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">robert</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi gam-gam.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hold one finger up to Susan. You'll just be a second. You numbskull. You were given a very simple task. I could not have been more clear with you. Now say, "are you taking your medicine?"</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Are you taking your med-meds?</QuoteText>
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<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why can you not say exactly what I tell you? Undo this. Undo it. [Robert and Andy hang up phones]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You didn't say goodbye to your grandma.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Susan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">susan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We promised we'd never say goodbye.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Attention! I am now accepting memberships for Dwight Schrute's Gym for Muscles. The first 20 members can take advantage of the pay what you weigh promotion.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>All I need is another gym. As if I don't have enough drama.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We have a gym at home. It's called the bedroom.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Who's spotting who? Don't use the bike in the corner. That's Bruce's. Jeremy says...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Enough Oscar, enough.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Kelly?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I have these new sneakers which are basically like a gym for your feet.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's okay. I know how to build a business. You gotta get the black people to do it to get the white people to do it. Then you gotta get the black people to stop doing it. One step at a time.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Did you bring your passport with you?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Who walks around with their passport?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, I do. Always ready for adventure.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Have you had any?</QuoteText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[sees Susan is busy in the annex] Hey, uh, guys. So Robert doesn't want his wife working here. So now that she is, we have to drive her away.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Andy, if he didn't want her working here then why did you hire her?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>it was a mistake. But one that can be fixed by all of us being mean to her.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>How can we do that? She's simply wonderful.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>This is all pathetic.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I am not asking, I am ordering.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>How mean are we talking about?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It would be great if she were gone by lunch. Erin, you're up. Find her a place to work, but not too comfortable.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Got it. I know exactly which stapler to give her.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Here you go. [gives Susan a tiny stapler]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Um, do you think it would be possible to move to that desk over there? Because this seems a bit cramped and I don't have a computer.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well that's a sales desk.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. You need to be over here with us accountants. Just sit here and be quiet. And if you have a question, just raise your hand. But I'm gonna save you some time, sweetie, and give you the answer now. I. Don't. Know.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, I don't think we should be trying to make this place seem unpleasant. I think we should let this place just crush her spirit by itself. I mean, it knows what it's doing.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's Gerald. [hands phone to Jim]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, wow. So cute.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, that is so cute-</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
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<Character type="background">susan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[grabs phone] Aw... He's so tiny. Is he in a ladle?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, he's in a ladle.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's adorable. How on earth did you get him in a ladle?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>He did it himself.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is that ladle stainless or...</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, stainless. Williams Sonoma.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Excuse me, waiter, there's a dog in my soup. [Jim chuckles]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's not that kind of ladle.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Very cute. [holds out the phone]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Aw, let me see-</QuoteText>
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<Characters>
<Character type="background">susan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[grabs phone] Ah, just the battery on these things. I'm sorry, I've got to recharge this.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I get it. Last time I had a job, I remember I hated the boss' wife. Of course, she was married to Robert.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Susan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">susan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Your employees don't seem to be taking to me.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">susan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Andy! Andy, could you step in here, please? We'll fix this.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">robert</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[in robot voice] What is going on?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[chuckles] Please. Andrew, my wife... has brought up an issue that requires your attention. So, uh, if you'll excuse me, I should step out, get to the ATM before that homeless man sets up camp for the night.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okey-dokey, artichokey. You hate it, don't you?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do you not want me here?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why would you say that?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's okay. I understand. I'm not sure how I would feel about having the boss' wife work for me either.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Susan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">susan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's not that, exactly.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>But it is something.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">susan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Let's just say that if you don't want to work here, I am totally prepared to respect that.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why would you not want me working here?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Susan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">susan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know. [chuckles]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I think I understand what you're going through. My husband can be a very difficult man to read, can't he?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Susan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">susan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes! The dude is an enigma.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mm-hmm. So he is mixed up in this, isn't he?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Susan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">susan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ah... [stammers]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Got it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Susan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">susan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What do you think you're doing?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Getting my sweat on.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I just did, like, 35 minutes on the treadmill.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I was watching you. You want to know how long it really was?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Eight minutes!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is that the same philosophy you apply to buffalo wings? [points] I want you to bring that same buffalo wing passion to this gym! I'm gonna make you look like Lebron James!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It's Lejon Brames.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That's what I said.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You know, get it right.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I know.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[to Susan] Cameras...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[enters] Oh, still here. Terrific.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well that's a shame.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Where did this come from? Did Andy say that?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's the struggle? He made a great call, hired a great person.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You sure about that?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Absolutely.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, enough of this. I mean, really, enough. It's gotten way out of hand. Andrew, this is my wife. Whatever privacy you were trying to protect between us, I thank you for. But it is not welcome right now. Just be honest.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Andy?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why do you keep looking at my husband?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Andy, just answer the question.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No games?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No games.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay. I mean, it was kind of funny, actually. Robert storms in and he says, "in four seconds, my wife's gonna be in here. I told her she could work here. Under no circumstances can that be allowed to happen." [laughs]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You lying son of a bitch!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Tell my wife you're lying.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I am lying. I am a compulsive liar.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's not true, is it?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, it's not. I tell the truth most of the time and I was just telling the truth about your husband. Jim knows. He was there.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>This is preposterous.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>He just rolled out and crawled out.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Can you call security, tell 'em to keep an eye out for him? Time to settle this.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to Hank who is closing the gate] Oh wait, wait, wait! Hold on, hold on. I just need to get through. Just real quick. Real quick, open... uh, okay. [runs]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[shoe falls while climbing ladder] Oh. Ow. Ow. Ow. [grunts] Creed. I was never here, all right?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay. What about your friend?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh boy.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>First thing, we're gonna stretch the pelvic bowl. Ready? Get down on the floor.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, I'm not doing that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Really? Too embarrassing for you? Huh? You wish that every exercise was strutting around the gym like the Fonz? Well how do you think the Fonz got so cool? He stretched his pelvic bowl!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Looks that way.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nice pelvic bowl. Deep.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hello Jim. [Jim tries to escape]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>So I think you know what we want to know.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do I?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[mutters] I know, I do.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's the thing. See, I didn't want to get in the middle of this. Still don't. But here's something: I feel that maybe, if we take a step back, this is a simple case of anxiety to work with a spouse.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[laughs] I think we've got ourselves an answer.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That makes complete sense. Thank you all for a wonderful day.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Perfect!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right. Thanks.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yep.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Andy.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, Mrs. California.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey. Uh, I'm sorry about the position you were put in today.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, I thought we really hit it off.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, different circumstances.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Who knows?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Who knows?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Maybe after all this settles down...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Totally.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's a date.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're nothing! You're so weak, you call yourself a man? Huh?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right, I'll help you. But first, you gotta tell me what your goal is. What do you want?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>To push this bar up.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No! Because if that was the case, the bar would be up by now. What is your goal?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Help me!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What do you want!?!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>To look good for Val!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Val Kilmer? I don't buy it. That doesn't make any sense. Wow... I figured out your goal. I am going to make you the buffest dude Val Kilmer has ever seen.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>They say that if you can strengthen your core, it improves your sexual performance. So, you will find me on the Ab-Blaster. And then you will find me blasting...uh, a very nice young woman.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Gotta get in shape. I'm doing Ironman next month. And I want him to be attracted to me.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, what are you listening to?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Steve Martin. [laughs, then falls] uh, I'm fine. [grunts]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Um, where's the shower?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>There is no shower.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>There isn't?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kathy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">kathy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What does this look like, a shower store? Get lost.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You have got to be kidding me! No shower?!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Exercise lengthens life. Improves mood, boosts sex drive, and I've already covered the BM of it all. It's miraculous the effect that I will have on their lives.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>So, Roberto Californio doesn't want to work with his wife. I get it. And, he wants to give his wife a job. Totally get it. What I am struggling with is the part of this that's impossible.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I love my wife.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">robert</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>This whole thing is making me very uncomfortable. I'm not getting between the boss and his wife so just ask me about something else. You know Stanley's tie is really the story of the day...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's my birthday.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok, so that's a disaster. Luckily have a two-part plan. One, run. Two, hide. It's pretty smart, right? [walks into Vance Refrigeration office] Hi, how you doing? I'm Jim Halpert from across the hall. We are redoing our supply closet and I was wondering if I could take a look at yours for some ideas.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Let me just check with Bob.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Bob's Secretary</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">bobs-secretary</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You absolutely should. He said it was ok, so till you get him, I'll just be in, you know. [closes door behind him to supply closet]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[on phone] Bob? Jim just went into the closet.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Bob's Secretary</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">bobs-secretary</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ugh! He's always one step ahead of us! How does he do that?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>This is insulting!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Susan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">susan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>This whole accusation is insulting. Come on.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">robert</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
</SceneList>
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