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<SceneList>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phone Salesman</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">phone-salesman</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good morning, can I help you?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, I'm from Techstar about a new phone system for you. I was wondering if I could talk to Michael Scott.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phone Salesman</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">phone-salesman</Character>
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</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm sorry, he's not in right now.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Really? He's never around when I come by.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phone Salesman</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">phone-salesman</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Shoot.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>They have new phone systems now that can ring directly to a salesman, or someone presses star and they go to accounting, basically 95% of my job. But I'd like to see a machine that puts out candy for everyone. [realizing] Vending machine.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>How about I make an appointment to come back? That way, I know he'll be here.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phone Salesman</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">phone-salesman</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That is a great idea.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Great.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phone Salesman</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">phone-salesman</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[while leafing through Michael's appointment book and seeing nothing but free time] Um, oh boy, let's see, he's really...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[approaching Reception] Michael Scott, manager. Hi, how are ya?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>There he is!</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, hi! Great.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phone Salesman</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">phone-salesman</Character>
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</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nice to meet you, yeah. Whew! I can assure you we don't need a new system though. Happy with ours.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[coming out from his office] Hello, may I help you?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jimbo!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>...Jim.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[impersonating Fonzie] Ayyyy!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ayyyy!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ayyyy!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ayyyy!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ayyyy!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[running from his desk] Ayyyy!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ayyyy!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok. I'm, uh, I'll be going.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ayyyy!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[laughing] What was that?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That was funny.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That was funny. Let's go do it to somebody else. Ayyyy!</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, look at that. Cupids and hearts. Really shoving our faces in it this year. You doin OK, bud?</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I miss Stacy.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, I hear ya. It's been four months since I was with Holly, and she was way hotter then Stacy. So if you think you're hurting...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I can't even imagine.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>This is our first and only Valentine's Day as fiances.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're only engaged once. Well present company excluded, but.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Really, Jim? On Cupid's birthday?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. [Jim leans in for a kiss but Pam turns away] She's fine.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>So, I received my first Valentine from a secret admirer. [Kelly opens the envelope] Roses are red, violets are blue, it's time for your dental cleaning, and maybe a check-up too.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, wow look at those. How nice for you. Up there, front and center, beautiful. I think they would look better right here. [Michael takes the flowers from Pam's desk and puts them on the ground off to the side] They're very pretty and I wouldn't want them to fall. [Kevin groans]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Just about everyone in this office is single right now. Including me. And everyone is experiencing an incredible amount of emotional pain. Especially me, because of my great capacity for emotion, and it is my first Valentine's Day since Holly, so I think that I am well qualified to understand that these people need to be protected from having love shoved into their faces.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Pam, really, they're back?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I can't see them when they're on the floor</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>They're for her to look at, Michael.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Can I have a word with you, Jim?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, let's have a word.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, um, Jim. Today is a very difficult day for a lot of people in this office.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, I'm sorry.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. And the sexy looks between you and Pam, the general sexiness, the flowers, it's creating a bit of a hostile work environment.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I understand that.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>So sexy it becomes hostile.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mm-hmm.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, I actually thought we were keeping it pretty low-key.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, if you guys insist on having your own private little love fest-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We do.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>-that none of us can be a part of-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You can't be a part of our relationship, Michael.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[gesturing Pam to be quiet] -then, we, are gonna have our own private Valentine's Day party.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That sounds fun.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>So suck it. Hey everybody, I just invited Jim to suck it, and I am cordially inviting all of you to a special convention, a lonely heart's convention, this afternoon. Singles only.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, deal with it Pam!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>So we may not have someone in our lives that we love, but we do have each other.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Having trouble finding a vein?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yup, a little.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Blood Drive Worker</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>How about now? [Dwight untenses his arm]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I train my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my penis up into itself. [pauses, then nods signaling that he performed the feat]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I am about to give blood. The gift of everlasting life, the transfer of my bodily fluids, oh wow, that's a big needle, that --</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're gonna need to lie down right over here.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay. Hello.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi, I cant talk right now. I'm sorry.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, OK.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Whew, I'm really nervous.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, me too.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, when I get nervous I sort of clam up.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, well, that's fine.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Whew, it's better for me just to be quiet, yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, can I point something out to you?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Sure.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're actually talking a lot.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sorry, it's the other thing I do when I get really nervous.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, here we go.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Alright, here we go.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, God. [Michael clears his throat]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Just relax.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yup, I'm good, whew. Wow, I feel like a human juicebox. [Blood Girl laughs] Hawaiian blood punch.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, that's gross.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Type O-Ocean Spray.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>God, stop. Stop it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey, why don't you guys come have lunch with Bob and me? We'll take all afternoon. [whispering] Michael is terrified of bob.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What do you think?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I have a lot of work to do this afternoon. Those mines aren't gonna sweep themselves.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We're in.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yick.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Blood Girl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">girl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I looked at the bag.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ew.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">girl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I looked straight at the bag.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's not good.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">girl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Could you distract me for a second, just talk about things that don't have blood in them?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, ok... bags! [Michael is taken aback] Alright, that was bad.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Blood Girl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">girl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That was mean.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Um, a hat.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>A hat.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>A hat with no blood in it?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Blood Girl</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That is full of soup.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're cute.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Blood Girl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">girl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're done.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Blood Drive Worker</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">blood-drive-worker</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, already.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ah, we did it!</QuoteText>
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<Characters>
<Character type="background">girl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Whew, wow I was so nervous about this I don't think I ate for three days. [Michael passes out]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is he OK?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">girl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[ccming to] Oh my God, how long was I out? [Michael looks over where Blood Girl was and sees Hank]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Hank</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">hank</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Excuse me, waitress, where did the lady go?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh. She left.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Blood Drive Worker</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">blood-drive-worker</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>OK. Oh, wait a second, wait a second, that's hers. This is hers, she left her glove. I need her name if I'm gonna return her glove.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm sorry sir we can't give out that information. [Michael sighs]</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">blood-drive-worker</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[seeing Kelly tear a paper heart in half] What are you doing?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Decorating.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'll help. [Meredith tears the wings off of a Cupid] Now it's just a stupid baby.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, thanks.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It is so nice to go out with another couple.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Anything to get out of that office.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I know</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I honestly don't know how you can work with that jackass, that other jackass, and that new jackass.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">bob</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>He's talking about Michael, Dwight, and Andy.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh yeah, I understood.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well here we all are. Alone but together. No flowers for us. [in a Mexican accent] Relationships, we don't need no stinking relationships. I think we should all go around and tell our worst relationship story, and then get past it, just blow through it, yeah? Kelly, what about Ryan? He treated you pretty terribly, yeah?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, his heart was in the right place.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, but now his heart is in Thailand along with the rest of his body having random sex. [Kelly looks hurt] Okay, sorry, let's, who else? Oscar.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't think so.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Come on, I'm sure there's something you need to get off your chest.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I can't.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>If you wanna just, anything? Are you sure? I'm sure whatever you did it wasn't your fault. OK well, who else?</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Everyone here who's bowled a 280 please raise your hand. [Bob does so]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No way, a 280?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wow, that's impressive.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay. Now everyone here who's bowled under 70 raise their hand.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yikes.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Come on, Bob. Raise your hand. [Bob does so reluctantly]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. Bob, no. No!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>One time. You love bringing up that one time, don't you?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">bob</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes I do.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jim uses a 6 pound ball.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That is a lie, that is a lie.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, he bowled 5 frames with this pink sparkly thing until a little girl had to ask for her ball back.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>But! That girl must've had monstrous hands because the holes fit.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, you just have little dainty fingers.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh yeah. You can always model ladies' jewelry.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nobody asked, Bob!</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do you risk telling him how you feel? Do you say something that you can barely admit to yourself?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh God, what did you do? I mean, not that I approve of any of it but...</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I was stupid, I told him.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Was he in to you in like a gay way?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Moron, if he was there wouldn't be a story.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Really sad.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm not done yet.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh my God.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>A week later a friend of mine calls me up, and he says "I just saw him in a gay bar in Kansas City." [everybody groans except for Michael who looks pleasantly surprised]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well then it's a happy ending, because he was gay. You should call him!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, Dwight and Andy. We were here.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, this was years ago when I was living in Ohio. John Mark and John David.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Angela, you had two sets of different men actually duel over you?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I guess I have. Huh.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Alright who's next? Where's Andy?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>He's on one of his honeymoons.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>He made non-refundable deposits on his honeymoons, so he's just knocking them off one at a time. I think today he's hot air ballooning and later he's got a couple's massage.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>My worst breakup was with Stacy. It was a Sunday morning, we were reading the paper, and I said "Oh my God, I think the Eagles could clinch the NFC East!" and she said that we're done.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know what guys? I don't think we need to do this.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're right. OK everyone, back to work.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, no, no, no. I mean have this kind of party. I look around and I see all these beautiful people who are alone on Valentine's, and I think that there are other single people out there too. We just need to find them. There's a girl out there for all of us maybe even in this office park. There has to be a way to get all these lonely people together.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>A net? a giant net?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. Not a giant net.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What do you have in mind?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I was thinking maybe like a mixer.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh God, that's a terrible idea.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Old fashioned meet market --</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>-- I don't think it is.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Lonely people mixing with one another? Breeding? Creating an even lonelier generation? Ha, you're not allowing natural selection to do its work. Pssh. You're like the guy who invented the seat belt.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>These people need love and I am going to get it for them Who cares if we sell a little bit less paper today? A great boss cares more about the happiness of his employees then anything else. I am going to be cupid, and I am going to shoot my sparrow at unsuspecting victims, and they are going to get hit and say "I'm in love I was hit by cupid's sparrow." Funny little bird, but he gets the job done.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey. No movement.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ah, still early.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Eh, its not that early.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[sighs] So how you holding up?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm ok. Feel a little lopsided because of all the blood they took out of my right side.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. No, I meant about being single today.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh. Meh.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Meh, exactly. Eh.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Eh.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, here we go.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hello.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hello. [two women, a blonde and a redhead, enter the office. Michael and Dwight walk towards them and Dwight extends his hand to the redhead]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dwight K. Schrute. Why don't you introduce me to your little friend? [Dwight immediately breaks the handshake with the redhead and turns to the blonde] Hi, Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Babe alert! [to the redhead] Hello, I'm Michael Scott, welcome to our little shindig.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, hi! I'm Lynn.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Lynn</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">lynn</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Lynn, follow me, come on in. For you we have one of our top people Kevin Malone. Kevin, come out here show your beautiful self.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hello.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Lynn</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">lynn</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[after a short pause] So run with the ball! Run with it, Kev. [after another pause] Where you from?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm from here!</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, OK. Well, he only gets better.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you, Michael.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I can untie any knot. I'm serious. Name a knot, any knot. Go ahead.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I- I- believe you.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Blonde Girl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">girl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You shouldn't believe everything you hear. In fact, there are many knots that I cannot untie. So where does a woman as charming as yourself find herself employed on a day such as today.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Um, I work at a place that does catalogs for community colleges and small businesses.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Blonde Girl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">girl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You must use a lot of paper.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh God tons of it .</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Blonde Girl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">girl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's the rule about eating when people are in the bathroom?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I think if you ordered hot food you're allowed to eat.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, damn. [Pam looks down at her salad] They've been in there for like ten minutes.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Look at that. Bob ordered hot food.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes. And I think they gave him too many fries.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We should help him out. [Jim and Pam each take a French fry, eat it, and then look toward the bathroom]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>At the Circle Drive-In they show old movies. It's really cool.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That does sound cool.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Lynn</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">lynn</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I used to go there with my fiance [Lynn is taken aback]. Before she left me [Lynn shows pity]. No, I mean, before I left her [Lynn looks confused]. She left me. [Kevin walks away dejected]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I think I blew it. It all happened so fast. So... fast.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>So, Eric. You mentioned before that you are in tool and dye repair.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I am.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Eric</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">eric</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Meredith recently had a total hysterectomy, so that's sort of a repair. Alright, I'll let you guys talk.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's going very well. People are mixing, a lot of hope. Cause that's what you hate to see, when hope gets crushed. [Michael suddenly turns to look at the open entrance door] Sorry, thought I heard somebody coming in. Um, so [looking at his watch] it's not too late.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>...and the kind of discounts we're talking about are not... hold on - Michael, Why do you keep looking at the front door?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No reason.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is somebody after you?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why do you always go to that? Has anyone ever been after anyone in this office?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, it just takes one!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nobody's after me, I just, I met a woman when I was giving blood and I thought she might come by.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You met a woman when you were giving blood? That is so romantic.</QuoteText>
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<Characters>
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's not a big deal really, I just, you know met somebody, we hardly talked, I picked up her glove so I was hoping I could give it back to her.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh my God, that makes it even more romantic. This is like a modern day Enchanted, it's like a fairy tale.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>She could be your soul mate.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, not likely. 3 billion woman on the planet, most of them live in Asia so the numbers just don't add up.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's possible.</QuoteText>
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<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>She could be.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Believe me its nothing. I hardly even talked to her we just, we were lying there next to each other, I think our blood bags touched.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Aww. [Michael grins sheepishly]</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Here they come.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[looking up from her pilfering of Bob's food] What?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, just kidding. Seriously though, that's enough.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, you should cover it with the broccoli.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh great, I have to cover?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
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<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do you think they dined and dashed?</QuoteText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well they didn't dine so, yeah, maybe they just dashed.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I thought we were having a nice time.</QuoteText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We were.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[emerging from the Men's room] Empty.</QuoteText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[exiting the Ladies' room] Mine too. [Pam and Jim notice the Handicapped stall and walk towards it. Putting their ears to the door they hear Mr. and Mrs. Vance being intimate]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh boy.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>My God.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>OK.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is this the party? [everyone turns to Michael wanting to know if this is Blood Girl]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Girl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">girl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nah. [everyone groans and Girl turns around and walks away.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>OK then.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Bob</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">bob</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>So...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Where were we?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Bob</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">bob</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[out of breath] Bowling.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yep, that, yeah.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You didn't eat much there Jimbo.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Bob</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">bob</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh initially I did.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Want some meat?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Bob</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">bob</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh sure, a little piece. Ooh, no mushroom though.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Forgot.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Bob</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">bob</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, thank you. [As Phyllis enjoys Bob's meat, Jim and Pam look knowingly into the camera]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, I'm sorry we did not have a chance to talk more. I get very nervous talking to pretty girls. Seriously, feel how sweaty my hand is.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's really sweaty.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Lynn</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">lynn</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Are you on email?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, yeah. [gives Kevin her card]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Lynn</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">lynn</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Cool. Bye.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Bye, Kevin.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Lynn</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">lynn</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good Valentine's.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>So basically, the greater volume you decide to buy in, the greater discount we can give you.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>OK. [Blonde stands up to leave]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Blonde Girl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">girl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>OK, what's up?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Look, I'm gonna go...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Blonde Girl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">girl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh-oh-oh before you go, I'd just love to get a firm commitment on this. You know maybe sign-</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Look, we already have a paper supplier.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Blonde Girl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">girl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>OK. Well, thanks for wasting my time tonight, idiot. God!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, you don't deserve her.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thanks, Michael.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, if anybody wants to go...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We can stay a little longer.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Really? [everybody signifies their agreement, and Kelly gives Michael a piece of cake] Oh, thanks.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael, it's time.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know what, you guys, you guys can get out I'm gonna soldier on a little bit.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Come on, we'll all go.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[after some encouragement] OK.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Four months ago, I dated a woman named Holly and, um, this is actually the first time that I've even considered getting back into that arena again. You know what, sometimes it's not about whether Cinderella gets her slipper back, but it's about the fact that the prince even picked up the slipper at all. There's a lot of princesses out there. You know, they have all different sizes and shapes of feet and hands so I think, I think my odds are pretty good.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Pardon me, may I have a chocolate chip cookie? I gave blood earlier and I'm still feeling woozy.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Of course. [noticing Stanley's arm] That's weird. You got a cotton ball and tape and we've been using Band-Aids.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Blood Drive Worker</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">blood-drive-worker</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[backing out of the bloodmobile] I, uh-oh I feel so woozy I just [to Phyllis] Band-Aids.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Damn.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
</SceneList>
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