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<SceneList>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>The Stamford branch is closing and everybody's just packing up their stuff. Andy Bernard made these tasteful hats.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to office worker] That's the other thing you got to watch out... [to Jim] Yo! Tuna! I wanna talk to you about this new boss, Michael Scott.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>So what's he like? Likes? Dislikes? Favorite sports? Favorite movies? Favorite men's magazines?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know what? I think you just need to meet him.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Playing your cards close to the vest. I get it. Good luck over there, Tuna. Cross me and I will destroy you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sounds good Andy.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>This is going to be an adventure.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes. This is going to be very interesting. All right, I'm out of here. See you later?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Right on. [to Andy] Hey is that Josh's computer?</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey!</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>How'd the run go?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ah, pretty good. I finished.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's great!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Psh, why is that great?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Because he accomplished something.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What was your mile time?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>About seven.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[scoffs] I could beat that on a skateboard.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, that has wheels.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, well my feet don't. And I can still crush that time.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Really, Dwight? How fast are you?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Let's just put it this way. Last weekend I outran a black pepper snake.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Really?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I am fast. To give you a reference point. I'm somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. And a panther.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Man, what is taking Toby so long?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, I'll just time him later.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>And you'll compare the times?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. Are you ready?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, my groin...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Set</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>...is really tight.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Go!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I can't... [starts running]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Am I being mean to Dwight? I don't know. I did just make him run around the building and I have no intention of timing him. This isn't even a stopwatch. It's a digital thermometer. He does make my life harder, sometimes. And on purpose. Like he tried to put meters on the bathroom stalls as a way of bringing in more money for the company. [yells to Dwight] Hey, three more laps to go. Gotta pick it up if you're going to beat Toby.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Aaaaah!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I should probably get back to work.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Here... Who's here?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nametag?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, please.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Karen Filippelli.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Karen Filip... [In Italian voice] Ka-ren Fili-pell-li.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Probably Italian. Possibly Filipino.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>My branch is absorbing the Stamford branch. Or, as I like to put it, my family is doubling in size. That's all I'm going to say about it because I have a gigantic performance ahead of me. And I have to get into my head and focus. [exhales]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Who's next?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That's Andy Bernard.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Andy Bernard.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>If I were you...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Saint Bernard.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>...I would fire Anthony Gardner...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>...before noon...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm not...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>...to consolidate power.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm not firing somebody on the first day.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, no, no! Not somebody. Gardner.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>The Japanese camp guards of World War II always chose one man to kill whenever a batch of new prisoners arrived. I always wondered how they chose the man who was to die. I think I would have been good at choosing the person.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good morning!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Got the food? Good! Looky-looky-looky. What I want you to do... set it up in the conference room, please. Make it look nice. As if you are trying to impress a much older man who's way out of your league.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes! I'm in a good mood today! I'm excited to meet all the new people and to see my old friend again, definitely. That's always a thing that makes people happy... to have an old friend back.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hello?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ah! Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Our first arrival. Welcome to Scranton. This is Hannah Smoterich-Barr.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hannah Smoterich-Barr.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Welcome to our humble abode. Follow me to your desk. Your ball and chain is right over here.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You know for a lot of these people this is the only family they have. So... As far as I'm concerned, [holds up WORLD'S BEST BOSS mug] this says 'World's Best Dad'.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ah! There he is Tony... what's your last name?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Gardner.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Gardner! I knew that. There you go. Gift bag... for you. [laughs] Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thanks.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Michael, I didn't get a gift bag.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, they're just for guests. If there are any left over, you can buy one later.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>My bag's mostly pencils.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Wh..and coupons... to various hot spots around Scranton. [to Tony] All right! Let me show you to your area, sir. Come on, big guy.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Can I have your pencils?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hi!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm Pam.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Karen. I love your sweater.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, thanks. My Mom made it for me.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Really? That's so cool. I've always wanted to learn...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Welcome.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>...to knit.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Welcome, welcome, welcome! [in robot voice] Take me to your leader. Oh wait, I am your leader.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh wait, are you a robot or a Martian?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mmm... dah. I am actually your boss, Michael Scott. Welcome. Wow! You are very exotic looking. Was your dad a G.I. or uh?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'll be the Number Two guy here in Scranton in six weeks. How? Name repetition, personality mirroring, and never breaking off a handshake. I'm always thinking one step ahead. Like a carpenter that makes stairs.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hello.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>A-ha-ha-ho. Very good! Welcome to our little kingdom. Ah, we have a bag of nifty gifties for you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>...which is why they need a passing game.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Right.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh! Thanks.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I know. I don't care.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Awesome! Good to be back. The place looks really good.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's really good to see you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You, too.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in from Stamford.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Fact - I am older. I am wiser. Do not mess with me.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay. Sounds good.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What are you doing?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know what you're talking about.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I have a smudge on my forehead?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. Looks good.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why are you looking at my forehead?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm not.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Meet my eye line, Jim!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I am.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Stop acting like an idiot!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, buddy. Welcome back.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey! How are you man? Good to see... you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm good! How are you? So...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, I'm sorry. Are you sitting here now?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Um... unless you really, really want it back.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Cool, thank you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yuh.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>This one taken? No. Good.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>Right.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Congratulations.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh. Is that like your new thing?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, I'm sorry, it's...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. It's cool.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>All right. Good to be back.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>So... okay.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right... sorry... sorry about that.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It was just...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[off camera] ...what?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nothing.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>[talking to himself] I present the orientation video.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Not now.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay. So who gets paid more? Me or Andy?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>And then if I want...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Please! I have a company to run. Well, you let me run the company?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>One...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Jim!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Kelly!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh! Oh my god! I have so much to tell you!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Really?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes! Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes? They had a baby and they named it Suri. And then Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? They had a baby, too, and they named it Shiloh. And both babies are amazing!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Great. What's new with you?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I just told you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay. Everybody settled in? Good. Why don't we all proceed in to the conference room? Or, should I say, the banquet hall. For... drum roll, please [makes drum roll noises], the official Merger Day All-Family Welcome Breakfast. Come on in!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yoko shack.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>...thank you James. [laughs]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, champagne.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nope, no. Guests only.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Looks like salmon.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Nope. Um... for the guests it is. For you, consider it cow-meat. Strictly taboo.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I eat beef.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, then... consider it poisoned beef. No touchy.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, it's not beef... just... sit down, please. [talks to group] Welcome. Help yourself.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Um... You might want these orientation materials.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Wrong. Toby, this is an orientation not a borientation.[talks to group] Okay. Do not worry. All of your questions are about to be answered. Cell phones and pagers off, please.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, this looks promising.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You won't be disappointed.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Let's face it. Moving to a new job can be very stressful. So I have made an orientation video especially for you newcomers. But it's not like any orientation video that any of you have ever seen. It's funny. It's got a little bit of a zing to it and I hope that it gives you a flavor of what we're all about here at Dunder Mifflin. And what we're all about here in Scranton. So let's just all laugh together and watch "Lazy Scranton".</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[Lazy Scranton Video]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yo Mike, our town is dope and pretty.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So check out how we live</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>in the Electric City!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>The Electric City. Call poison control if you're bit by a spider.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>But check that it's covered by your health care provider!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It reminds me of the orientation video showed on my first day. 'The Scranton Witch Project'.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[in video] I am so scared... when people don't label their personal food.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You like coal mines and you wanna see 'em, Well, check it out, yo, the Anthracite Museum! Plenty of space in the parking lot,</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>But the little cars go in the compact spot</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Spot, spot, spot, spot ...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[on video in background] Spot. Scranton. What? The Electric City. Scranton.What? The Electric City. Scranton. What?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, so far, I think it is killin'. I thought it would either be an 'A' or an 'A+' but I completely forgot that there's an 'A++'.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[recording phone message] This is Karen Filippelli. Please leave a message.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Terrible. Totally unconvincing.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Not bad, but you are Italian so... try it more Italian.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[recording] [in bad Italian accent] Dis is Kar-en Fill-uh-pel-li. Please leava me da message. A bon danza.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You feel good?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mm-hm.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, buddy. Anything new to report?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do you mean to me? From you? Cause that's how it works.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sure thing, buddy.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Am I trying to get under his skin? Yes. Because the angrier he gets, the more marginalized he becomes. Meanwhile, Andy Bernard is out there layin' on the charm.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, Angela. Check this out. It's my new screen saver.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do you like it?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I do like it, actually.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you. You have such a pretty smile by the way.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What happened to grape soda?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh yeah. I'm trying to move away from that. Getting into more of a bottled water phase.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh. You've changed so much.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, I'm evolving, Pam.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh! Um... tonight, actually? No. I'm uh just still getting settled.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, yeah, no! You know. Whenever.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh-kay. Sorry to interrupt. I...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Nope. You're not interrupting anything. Nope. I'm...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Don't...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right. [to Pam] I should probably get back to work. Get back to work.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. I know, me too.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[using breast pump] Take a picture. It'll last longer.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ditto that, my brother.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Look what's on his computer.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What is that? A squid's eye or...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's my left breast.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>How did you...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Right place at the right time.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, what's that smell?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What smell?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Must be an... air freshener plugged in somewhere. It smells like a funeral home.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, I'll help you find it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, you know. Never... .never mind.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What is it?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I... I... I, uh, think I'm just allergic to your perfume.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>My perfume?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's just my crazy nose. I'm... uh, used to different smells.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Bob Vance bought this perfume for me in Metropolitan Orlando. It's made from real pine.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Who's Bob Vance?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You have a lot to learn about this town, sweetie.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know who these new people think they are. I've sat downwind of Phyllis' stinky perfumes for years. Never said a word.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>People hate people that are different from them. That's natural. But you know what makes people forget their differences? A great show. That is why I created the 'Integration Celebration'. This is the moment when Scranton and Stamford come together as one. United in applause.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I know what a lot of you must be thinking. 'Wow! What a day! Feels more like a night at a party than a day at work.' Well, in my opinion, business should feel like a night out. A night... at... the Roxbury. Okay. There's supposed to be music and it's... I got it, I got it! I got it. Dwight! Just.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do you have batteries?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ssshh stupid! Um...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[sings drum beat intro to 'What is Love?']</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's it!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[sings] What is love?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, yes! Okay!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Baby, don't hurt me.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, here we go.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Don't hurt me! Baby, don't hurt me!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="true">{Andy} &amp; {Michael}</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Baby, don't hurt me!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh! Oh! Oh!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Whoa-oh-oh-oh</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Scuse me! Scuse me!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Whoa-oh-oh-oh! Whoa-oh-oh...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="true">{Andy} &amp; {Michael}</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You me? You me? Me you? You! You! You me! Bow Bow Bow!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Whoa-oh-oh-oh.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You me? You me? Me you me! You! You! You me you! You! Oh my nose so itchy, why's my nose so itchy!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, probably because of all the nose candy.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[laughs hysterically] Okay, I told you these guys had a sense of humor.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Very funny, Michael!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay! Okay!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Really funny, Michael!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right, all right, I'm on a roll.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why are the new people on the table? To show them that we are not above them.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Shouldn't we be equals?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Not today. No. Tony! Please join your cohorts on the table if you would.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh... this is difficult, for me.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Tony</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">tony</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I understand. We're all friends.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. I mean I can't physically. I can't get on the table.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Tony</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">tony</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, well. Just use the momentum of your lower half to hoist yourself up.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[starts to climb table]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Tony</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">tony</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know what? I'll help. I will...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, please. No.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Tony</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">tony</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Don't be shy! Dwight! Let's do this!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do this. Come on. Ready?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Come on. We're doing this thing! Let's get up.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>On three. One... two... three.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Bend at the knees. Okay, here we go. Here we go. I'm under this... I'm under this hock here. I don't know what I'm grabbing here.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right. All right. Stop. Put me down.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Tony</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">tony</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We've almost got it. Push it! Push it!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Let me go!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Tony</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">tony</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm right in your crack!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Put me down right...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Tony</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">tony</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Up and over.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Put me down!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Tony</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">tony</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Up and over.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Put me down right now!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Tony</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">tony</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You've got it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'VE HAD ENOUGH!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Tony</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">tony</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You've got it, you've got it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW or else!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Tony</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">tony</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Whoa Whoa Whoa! Okay.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, hey. Easy.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Easy.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm sorry!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Tony</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">tony</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Don't...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's just not going to work for me.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Tony</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">tony</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I have to go.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Tony</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">tony</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't understand.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I was on the fence about this and... it's just not a good fit.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Tony</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">tony</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, we'll squeeze you in.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I can't work here. I have to quit.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Tony</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">tony</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You can't quit! On the first day. That's [deep voice] heresy, my friend! [regular voice] Okay, let's talk about this. What happened? I mean, what... Was it Toby? Did he say something? Cause he's... what?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. Toby was helpful. He was very kind. It's just your management style.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Tony</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">tony</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>My management style? So... didn't you think 'Lazy Scranton' was funny?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. Was it supposed to be funny?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Tony</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">tony</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay. Well, don't bother quitting because you're fired.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Excuse me?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Tony</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">tony</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You are fired! I'm sorry, but we don't have quitters on this team! Just clean out your desk!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>But there's nothing in my desk except coupons.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Tony</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">tony</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Don't try to apologize to me, man! It's too late. Just get out! Take your bad vibes with you.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That was my advice. Remember? I'm the one who suggested that you fire him.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Probably the best advice you ever gave me, Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>And what advice has Andy given to you today that you have acted on? Would 'none' be an accurate estimate? None advice? [whispers] Fire Andy. Fire. Andy.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dwight may have won the battle. But I will win... the next battle.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Tony was right. This environment is dysfunctional.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Maybe that's because some people treat it like their own private Hooters strip club.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Whoa, Angela! Hold on. Hooters is a restaurant. With over 400 locations worldwide.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Back to work. We don't have to get along. We just have to work together.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. We do have to get along. Can't we all just get along? Or have we forgotten the words of the Reverend King.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>The word merger comes from the word marriage. And that was what today was supposed to be. The loving union between people. Instead, it has become like when my Mom moved in with Jeff. And once again, it becomes my job to fix it.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey! Hey, everybody! Something happened! Those guys from Vance Refrigeration, they let the air out of our tires.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah! They punk'd us! They punk'd us good! Come on. Come on!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Does Bob Vance work for Vance Refrigeration?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Does he ever.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Man, they got us so bad. We cannot let them get away with this. We have got to pull together as one and steal their refrigerators.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>YEAH!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't... I don't think we can do that.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Go home, Toby. Just...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey! Why doesn't your car have a flat tire?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Why? I will tell you why. Because they saved the worst for me. They put a hate note under my windshield wiper. Check this out. It's so hateful. [reads note] "You guys SUCK! You can never pull together as one and revenge us. That is why you SUCK!"</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>For crying out loud.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">hannah</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. No, no, no. No. You are falling for it. You're playing right into their hands. This is just what they want you to do. Don't, oh...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to Stanley] What's up with this guy?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Got an hour? I'll try to explain.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>THIS IS EGREGIOUS! This is egregious!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Trust me. It only gets worse.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is he always like this?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sometimes he brings more costumes.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>When do people work?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, we find little times during the day.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>How are we going to get home?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Bob Vance has an air pump. He said he'd fill all our tires up.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>See that? Mission accomplished. Like a bunch of fourth graders. Sometimes, what brings the kids together is hating the lunch lady. Although that'll change. Because, by the end of the fourth grade, the lunch lady was actually the person I hung out with the most. [answers phone] Jell-o!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jan</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi, Jan!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Did you fire Tony Gardner when he was trying to quit?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I did. Major personnel crises averted. Compliment accepted.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do you realize, Michael, that we now have to pay him severance?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You do?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>But do you realize that that was actually Dwight's idea? Bad advice from my Number Two.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What? No. No. No, Jim is your Number Two.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>He's the only one who has worked with both groups. I sent you a memo about this.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, I know that. For, I do read the memos.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So after a great deal of thought and introspective-shun, I have decided to make Jim my new Number Two.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>If he even wants it. It doesn't come with a pay raise.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, it does, actually.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So who will be your new Number Three?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Uh... that I have not decided yet.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael, I would just like to say you have handled this entire situation with great aplomb.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you, Andy. That's... very kind. Thanks.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>And I have to say your leadership...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Shut it...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>has brought...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Shut it! That's... [whispers to camera] suck up!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[talking on cellphone] Hey! Where you at, Filippelli?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[off camera] I'm at the grocery store buying a corkscrew to give myself a lobotomy.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[laughs] What's wrong? You didn't have a good first day?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh my god! Hey! You want to meet at Cooper's in an hour? I need a drink.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. Sure. Sounds good. I... . [sees Pam in rearview mirror] Hey! You know what? Can I give you a call right back?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok, thanks.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I thought you had already... left.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Uh... no. I just uh had some other stuff I had to do.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh... Good.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's up?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, nothing. I just feel bad. I feel like things were a little weird today... or something.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What do you mean?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I just think I should tell you that... I've sort of started seeing someone. And uh...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh. That's totally cool. You can do whatever you want.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>O..ok. Um..good.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We're friends. We'll always be friends.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Right.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's good to have you back.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. Good to be back.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Where'd you get that salad?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Staples.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Saw your dorkmobile in the parking lot. What does it get, like four miles to the gallon?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, try double that. Classic TransAm, vintage American muscle. Please.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, my Xterra's pretty sweet. Luxurious, yet rugged. Leave it to the Japanese.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Xterra's not even a real word.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Actually, it is. It's Latin for "earth."</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, so you drive an X-Earth?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, I bet you would. Oh, by the way, 1985 called. It wants its car back.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well I hope 1985 has a time machine 'cause I drive an 87.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, speaking of time machines, I just got back from the future and I went to your funeral and, guess what, nobody came.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Speaking of funerals, why don't you go ahead and go die.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, that was a really well constructed sentence. You should be an English professor at Cor-not University.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Idiot!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>If I were an idiot, I'd be driving a TransAm.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>If you were driving a TransAm, you would be the smartest idiot in the whole world.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[coughs word] Idiot!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[coughs sentence] You're the idiot!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[coughs sentence] Nice comeback!</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[coughs sentence] I was making fun of your comeback! That's why it worked. [talks normally to camera] Totally got the best of that interchange.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>And this is, don't tell me, Martin... Ne... Ne...Nack.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nash.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Martin Nash. Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Male, age 37...</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mocha complexion. Supplier relations. Either caught a fish or was standing next to a man who caught a fish in Key West, Florida.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What are you talking about?</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[holds up piece of paper] It wasn't clear on the Google Image search.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right, just...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, Kev. How you doing?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, man. Good. Listen, my M&amp;M's are under the desk if you want any.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hidden from [whisper] them.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Smart. Good. [to Angela] Hey, Angela.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You need a hair cut.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Bye, Angela. All right, Kev.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>See you later, Jim.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>See you later.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to Angela] It's his first day back.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>His hair's flipping out on the sides.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[smiles] I like it.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, my Lord.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>This is weird with you facing the other way.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, I never even knew that part of the office existed. [Pam chuckles] Hey, who's that guy? [Jim points to Stanley]</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's Stanley Hudson.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Huh.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>He's one of our salesmen.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Seems like a nice enough guy.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh very.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What about, uh.. [points at Meredith]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hmm, that is... Janet Fenstermaker.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Really?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you for all of this. This is so helpful. You know what? One last question. Um, who is that fine older gentleman in the corner? [points to Creed]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, that is Creed Bratton. He has four toes and he fought in the Civil war.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>For the North.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>For both sides. Whoever paid more.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Obviously.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, uh sorry. Seriously, can you guys... I'm trying to get some work done.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sorry. Man. [Pam hesitates and then leaves]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thanks.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="4">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, nice thermos.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[notices Karen has same thermos as herself] Hey. That's funny.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[holds out flask] Do you want a little?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh no, I'm fine, thank you.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay. If you change your mind, you just let me know, okay?</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, I'm okay, thanks.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's cool.</QuoteText>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="5">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[approaching Kevin to shake hand] Hi, Andy Bernard.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Kevin Malone.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nice to meet you.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's that on your shirt? [points to Andy's shirt]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That is a penguin. You like it?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>The Penguin.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Andy, or Andrew.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, Penguin. [laughs]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Smiles.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good, what's funny?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael, have you met the Penguin?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, nicknames, yay! Penguin power.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ha, that's why I wore this shirt.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="6">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, girls. What's happening? Startinng to blend? Well, before long, you guys keep hanging out, you guys you are gonna share the same menstrual cycle.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="7">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[sniffs. Pans to Creed eating his mungbeans.]</QuoteText>
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<Character type="recurring">martin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="8">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[pushing back desk item] Here you go.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Hannah</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">hannah</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That was in your way?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Um</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Hannah</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">hannah</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sorry.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, I mean my stuff's coming over, but umm... is this...is this yours? [holds up travel mug]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Hannah</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">hannah</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[takes mug] Yes.</QuoteText>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="9">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey Kevin.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Have you lost weight?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well... I... Hey. You've never met me before.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I know, but you just give off the vide of a guy who's getting thinner.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, thanks. I appreciate that.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're welcome.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="10">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know who I really like? That guy, Andy.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="11">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Can't we all get along? No, we can't. But here's the thing:</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="12">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I need somebody to pick a card. [Dwight raises hand] One of the new people, please? Tony? [Tony walks away]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[gets up] I'll do it.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right. Good. Thank you. [Andy picks a card] Do not look at your card. Now, I've always said that to be a great salesman is to have the ability to connect with people right here [puts hand over heart]. So to be a great salesman is to be a king of hearts. Turn over your card.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[turns over card] King of hearts.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[claps] That was fantastic.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[clapping] No, no, it's better than fantastic. It's super perfect.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dwight, don't, don't be a suck up.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="13">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What I want all of you [points at Scranton branch] to do is approach one of the new people and tell them the one thing that you like most about them. Who wants to start? Who wants to give it a shot?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[raises hand] I want to.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay Meredith, let's give it a shot.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to Martin] I love your complexion. It's like devil's food cake.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Martin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">martin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[clapping] Beautiful. Very good, nice.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="14">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It just goes to show you, you play with fire and you are gonna singe your eyebrows. And they do not grow back the same way. [takes of glasses and points to right eyebrow]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="15">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It is inspiring to me to watch you navigate these murky waters.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Bull... [bleep] [clears throat] Sorry.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We heard it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We heard what you said. You didn't cover it at all.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I had a tickle in my throat.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[points at camera] They're gonna have... You can't say that, all right?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I can't say [clearinng throat noise]?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[clearing throat noise] Idiot. Dwight's an idiot! Did you catch that or did... did the cough cover it?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sometimes it hurts Michael.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[cleaing throat] You're a jerk. Dwight's a jerk!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
</SceneList>
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