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<QuoteText>It is Friday morning and it is another beautiful day in Scranton, Pennsylvania. [sees man in a turban outside] Oh my God. Ohhh. [dials phone number] Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. Oh, we have a serious problem here. [goes out onto office floor] Alright everybody, lock the doors, turn off the lights. Pretend you're not here.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Are we in danger?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>There's no time to think about if this is real. Just, shh, everybody. [knock at the front door]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael, should I call the... [Michael waves his hands] What?</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>The IT tech guy and me did not get off to a great start.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, I tried to install it myself, but, uh, you guys have these things so password-protected...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That just means you have to enter your password.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's your password, Michael?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, umm... [looks at Post-It on computer]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, it's 1-2-3.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mi-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>AH! Guh-oood.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sorry.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Please don't do that.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok, I'm sorry. What is going on in there? Why is he here? What are you doing?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I can't tell you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You have to tell me.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I don't have to tell you anything.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Look, Michael, I know you don't want to have to think about this, but if something were to happen to you, God forbid, then I would need to know in order to take over.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dwight, nothing is going to happen to me, ok? I'm in the best shape of my life. Look at this. [flexes his arms] Brrr! That's strong!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, but that doesn't matter, you could get a brain aneurysm-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm not going get a brain-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Or get hit by a car-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Stop it.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Or a bus or a train. Get poisoned, fall in a well, step on a mine, choke.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, oh, ok; if I step on a mine in Scranton, Pennsylvania, and die, you can have my job, ok? Why don't you just go... away?</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>There are certain things a boss does not share with his employees. His salary, that would depress them. His bed, it-- And I am not going to tell them that I'll be reading their e-mails.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>So how do you search?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>By keyword phrase.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">sadiq</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Try "profits". No! Try "Michael Scott". "Michael" "boss" and "funny". [Sadiq (IT guy) types; result pops up] Oh my God, wow! [chuckles] E-mail from Stanley. Stanley, Terribly nice guy. [reads e-mail] "Sorry I didn't write back sooner; I can't go to the game tonight because my boss Michael is an ass and making me stay late." Well, Stanley's an ass. Not one of our harder workers.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>Hey, what's the deal, Michael? Why are you spying on our computers?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, no, everybody; Oscar's gone crazy! What other ghost stories do you have for us? That I'm a robot? [robot voice] I will destroy everything in my path-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Actually, it's just-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Beep! Bop!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Bommmm. Bop! Onk onk. [Tin Man voice] Oil can. Oil can.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Tin Man. Actually we just a got a memo from IT saying you're doing e-mail surveillance.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, what? No. That defeats the whole purpose.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>So it's true? You have access to our e-mails?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know what the problem is?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I think I do.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>The problem is that when people hear the term "big brother", they immediately think it's scary or bad, but I don't. I think, wow, I love my big brother.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I gotta erase a lotta stuff. A lot of stuff.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh hey, just so ya know, if you have a lot of sensitive e-mails, they need to be deleted immediately.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I know.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good. [Pam overhears]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[whispers to Jim] Hey. Something just happened. Dwight just told Angela that she has to deleted all of her sensitive e-mails immediately.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I know!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hmm...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do you think that they're like-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, right, no, no.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[humming]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uhhh, ew, ew, ew... Maybe?</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's like squishing a spider under a book. It's gonna be really gross but I have to look and make sure that it's really dead. Sooo... [to camera guys] If you guys see anything... ?</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>Hey, Dwight, um, my friend is kinda into these two girls that he works with.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nice.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>One is tall and brunette, and the other one is short, and blonde, and perky, and kinda judgmental. Who do you think he should choose?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Does he have access to their medical records?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ummmm...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I think one of the greatest things about modern America is the computerization of medical records. As a volunteer sheriff, I can look up anyone's psychiatric records or surgical histories. Yeast infections. There are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we are down river from that old bread factory.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Meredith has an E-vite from Jim. Barbeque at Jim's tonight. Tonight? Wonder where my e-vitation is. Click on guest list. Angela, Stanley, Oscar, Meredith, Phyllis, Kevin, Creed. Must be... .[scrolls down list] No.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey, Angela-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hi.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>How's it going?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It's ok.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Listen, are you bringing anyone to Jim's party tonight?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No. Are we supposed to?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No. I mean, I don't know, I don't think so.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hmm... [Pam reaches towards vending machine] Excuse me.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>There's always a distance between a boss and the employees. It is just nature's rule. It's intimidation mostly, it's the awareness that they are not me. I do think that I am very approachable, as one of the guys. But maybe I need to be even approachabler.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That's pretty young.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to Michael] Are you gonna eat with us?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Of course. Hangin' with my crew, crew that I am one of. Hangin' with my Cup of Noodles. This is a meal in a cup.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh hum.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hot, tasty. Reminds me of college. Lived on this stuff. Brain food. Mmmm... You know what I really, really miss about college? The parties. Everybody'd go. The athletes, the, the nerds, professors.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>The professors would go to the parties?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah! They were the most fun. We always invited them.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It's true. I'm having a party. I've got three cases of imported beer, a karaoke machine, and I didn't invite Michael. So three ingredients for a great party. And it's nothing personal, I just think that if he were there, people wouldn't be able to relax, and you know, have fun, and my roommate wants to meet everybody. Because I'm pretty sure he thinks that I'm making Dwight up. [sighs] He is very real.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to cameraman] What? [looks at Dwight eating a Baby Ruth] Ohhhh... Yes! Thank you!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Question:</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I know.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[laughs] Oh man. Oh, you know what, speaking of which, I was just trying to get a handle on, you know, numbers for food and stuff. So do you think that Roy's gonna come, or...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, no, he can't make it.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, ok, cool.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey there.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Almost quittin' time.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yup, it's, uh, four o'clock.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>One more hour. Take care of anything you forgot to do. Hey, you know, I don't know if you have any plans tonight, but if ya don't, we could hang out.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, um... .I can't.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You have plans.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh hmm, definitely.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I do, too. I do, too.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I do, yeah. Big plans.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Because you said "do you wanna hang out"-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Tonight, I can't do it tonight, no. Improv class, I have improv class, hanging out with my improv buds-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's the best. It's the best. I would not miss it for the world. But if something else came up, I would definitely not go.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Improv sounds great.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It is. Ok.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Alright.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[someone coughs] What?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I think Stanley just coughed.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey, Pam. Do you need me to walk to your vehicular transport?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No thanks.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Alright. Oscar, got big plans tonight with-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm on a call.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>My brother is in town and we are going to see the Alaska Film Festival at the Scien-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok, alright.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, Angela, rushy, rushy. Where you rushin' off to?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm just leaving for the day.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, well duh. Where ya headed?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Charity. Bake drive.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Liar!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, I'm not.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Battlestar Galatica.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I can't-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>To watch tonight</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Tonight.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Unfortunately, I've got plans. I have to go to practice. Soccer practice.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I didn't know you played soccer, Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Clarinet.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Quick announcement everybody, if I could have everybody's attention. We do have wine in the kitchen, and, uh, there is beer available on the porch and despite what you might think, it's not all for Meredith and Kelly, so please enjoy.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jim! You really think this is a good idea, huh? A hide-a-key rock?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, you must be Dwight!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You don't work with us.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's because Mark's my roommate.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, I love the Birkenstocks.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thanks. Yeah, I always keep an extra set in the car, for special occasions. Jim, come here.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh hmm.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>When is the guest of honor coming?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, uh, later-ish.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>He's gonna love it!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey! Just in time! You wanna go on the group tour? We were just about to leave.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Definitely.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, the group tour is now leaving, then. Ladies and gentlemen, just a few things that we are gonna be pointing out to you today, you will be able to see both bedrooms and, uh, if we're lucky, maybe get a chance to peek into the bathroom, who knows. I have to remind you that flash photography is prohibited and as much as you can, please refrain from touching things. I know you might want to.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, is Katy coming?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, actually, I haven't talked to her in a while.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Huh, is it ok if I call her?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We can talk about that later.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ok, let's get right into it. I need two people for the first scene.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[In Horshack voice from 'Welcome Back, Kotter'] Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo, Mr. Cart-air, Mr. Cart-air.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok, Michael. And... anybody? How about Mary-Beth? Come on. Ok, so you start us off Mary-Beth.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Great. [skips] La la la la la laaa...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[fake kicks in door] Boom! Detective Michael Scarn. I'm with the FBI.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>I'm supposed to meet my doctor here? Have ya seen him? He's a very angry midget.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm not even in the scene!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Again!?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Stop, stop, ok, stop.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You shot me, great. Now stop.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You can't just shoot everyone in the scene.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ok, what about the scene they set up?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Boring.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, it wasn't. No more guns.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I could of-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No. No. Michael, I want you to give me all the guns you have.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yehhhehh.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeeehh, ok.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Jim's bedroom.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Cool... This is your desk.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Your home office?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Down. You have to sit down so I can get the full effect.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok, sure. Will do.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok, wait, so that would make me [walks to side of room] like right here.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, that... Yep, that feels about right.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>And Dwight would be like-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know what? Let's just leave that image out of it, because this is a happy place. Happy thoughts, Pam. Happy thoughts.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Umm, [gasps] yearbook!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, you don't have to, ummm. Alright, yes, that's not gonna be awkward at all.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[finds Jim's picture] Ooooohhh no!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You were so dorky!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Freeze!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm in.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You wanna go over the rules one more time?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, no, no. I'm looking in my wallet for money so you can tell me my fortune.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Nothing.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good, it's good. Good work, everybody.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Angela, burger? Dog? Havin' fun?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I got sap on me.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Guh.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Sure.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[smacks Ryan's hand] Not so fast... Fire Guy.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh sorry, we're not going as a group, it's just a private friend who just happens to know all of us from different ways is throwing a private birthday thing.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ok.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ok, see you later. Nice job, Bill. Not.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[singing] Here I go again on my own. Going down the only road I've ever known...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh by the way how's your side project going?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, yeah I gave that up.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Surprise! [laughs] Everybody!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wow! Who opened the morgue for this thing? I'm just driving by, thought I'd drop in. [to Jim] There's some wine. I would love a glass, if you're gonna open it. Here ya go Temp, take my jacket! [sees Sadiq] Oh, come on! That guy? He is a good guy, not a terrorist. Karaoke, I love it! I am a karaoke fiend. I call dibs. I got next, I got next up. Come on, let's get this party started, ha! Ok? Where's that wine?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ok, yeah, this is a duet, so, need somebody else, Pam? You wanna come up and sing this one? Need somebody else. Takers, please. [singing] Baby when I met you there was peace unknown. Kelly? Tried to get you with a fine tooth comb. I was soft inside, there was something goin' on. This part goes to the, uh, girl. You do something to me that I can't explain. Hold me closer and I feel no pain. In every beat of my heart, we got something goin' on. Tender love is blind--</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We're making love!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Talk! Just talk!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I am-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>Funny story:</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Do you have a question or something?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Um...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>About my turban, maybe?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nope, nope. I actually wear a turban sometimes. Wanna see it?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Got it right here. [pulls out Karnak turban]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why do you have that?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, this isn't good.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Should have done this a long time ago. Tons of personal e-mails, huge time wasters. Uh, uh huh. Wow, like Kevin, rating the best bars in Scranton? Poor Richard's number seven? Idiot. Stupid load. [phone rings] Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Here's a helpful suggestion for Jim. Jim, instead of e-mailing Amazon, to try and get that CD that you didn't receive, I suggest that you go to Visa and tell them to cancel the charge.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Where's your tie?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh no! Jan!? What's goin' on?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ha.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey babe. Hey, how are you!?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Good.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[to the cameraman] Did I miss anything?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I need to know... who shot Johnson!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Good, good.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It goes wherever.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We've seen you do that character before though. I mean, you know, that's cool.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Exactly, thank you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Right, well I wasn't saying that-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I appreciate that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Nah, I know, I just meant that... he shot me, I just-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Or Ryan Stiles, something like that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, ya know maybe, he made me get on the ground, and I didn't feel safe in this game.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You shouldn't have been, 'cause you were dealing with Michael Scarn. That was exactly what I was hoping to achieve, so that is probably the best thing you could have said, that's a compliment.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You succeeded.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Good work.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>And in this room here, if you look closely, you will find out a few clues about who lives here. Um, he likes biking, obviously, and uh, what else? Uh, he likes tour guides, I guess. And if you're very perceptive, you'll notice that he didn't do a great job of cleaning his room [kicks water bottle under bed]. Ok, and uh, that's the tou-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, I'm sorry. I gave you a penguin.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>And that's why it's on my desk, Phyllis; it means a lot to me, and now that I know it was from you, it means even more. Moving on! Uh, ok, so that's the end of the tour for now, and if you liked it please tell your friends:</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ok, for the next exercise, let's everyone pair up.[everyone picks a partner] And everyone got somebody? Ok, good. [Michael is partner-less] Uh, ok, uh, why don't you go out in the hallway and go through all the rules in your head. Ok, you take a break and sort of run through the rules in your head. Ok, stay there.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>They're in a whorehouse.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Suggestions.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We don't need a suggestion for this one; it's gonna come from them. [to other students] It's a game called "Yes, and?" and uh, you will say the first sentence. And uh, you're telling a story-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Why don't you turn it up? [Ryan moves to turn up the grill] Uh! Not so fast... Fire Guy. Think we need some more heat, Fire Guy? Hey, Fire Guy, maybe we should burn Jim's house down.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That's really funny.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey, Kelly; I called him Fire Guy.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Good one, Kev.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah... hey Stanley-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, good one. [laughs]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It never gets old.</QuoteText>
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