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{"title": "The Search", "description": "When Jim gets an emergency phone call from Helene, he is forced to leave Michael in the bathroom of a gas station. Meanwhile, Holly, Erin, and Dwight set out on a journey to find Michael. Back at the office, Pam's artwork starts a captioning contest that seems to offend Gabe. ", "characters": {"michael": {"name": "Michael Scott", "appearances": 43}, "pam": {"name": "Pam Beasley", "appearances": 34}, "jim": {"name": "Jim Halpert", "appearances": 32}, "holly": {"name": "Holly Flax", "appearances": 28}, "dwight": {"name": "Dwight Schrute", "appearances": 25}, "gabe": {"name": "Gabe Lewis", "appearances": 23}, "erin": {"name": "Erin Hannon", "appearances": 14}, "andy": {"name": "Andy Bernard", "appearances": 12}, "oscar": {"name": "Oscar Gutierrez", "appearances": 11}, "kelly": {"name": "Kelly Kapoor", "appearances": 10}, "phyllis": {"name": "Phyllis Lapin", "appearances": 10}, "darryl": {"name": "Darryl Philbin", "appearances": 8}, "ryan": {"name": "Ryan Howard", "appearances": 7}, "kevin": {"name": "Kevin Malone", "appearances": 6}, "helene": {"name": "Helene Beesly", "appearances": 5}, "meredith": {"name": "Meredith Palmer", "appearances": 3}, "stanley": {"name": "Stanley Hudson", "appearances": 3}, "angela": {"name": "Angela Martin", "appearances": 1}}, "seasonNumber": 7, "episodeNumber": 14, "scenes": [{"quotes": [{"speaker": "Kelly", "text": "Everybody, can I please have your attention? Ryan and I have a huge announcement."}, {"speaker": "Erin", "text": "Oh my gosh!"}, {"speaker": "Phyllis", "text": "Wow."}, {"speaker": "Kelly", "text": "Over the weekend, Ryan Bailey Howard and I got divorced. [throws ring on the ground]"}, {"speaker": "Meredith", "text": "Sweet! Free Ring!"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Divorced?"}, {"speaker": "Ryan", "text": "Just so you know, it's totally amicable. We're fine. We don't need people here to take sides."}, {"speaker": "Kelly", "text": "The last thing that we want is any kind of drama."}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Wait. Can you back up? What's the story?"}, {"speaker": "Kelly", "text": "We were having a beautiful weekend in the Poconos. We were making love, constantly. We saw the sunrise. Ryan was crying a lot."}, {"speaker": "Ryan", "text": "It's not irrelevant. Details"}, {"speaker": "Kelly", "text": "And in the morning we walked by a chapel and we stopped, suddenly, and Ryan said..."}, {"speaker": "{Ryan} and {Kelly}", "text": "I don't think I should be married to you anymore."}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "What?"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Sorry, when did you get married?"}, {"speaker": "Kelly", "text": "Ummm, like a week ago, we got really wasted and it just felt right."}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "And you didn't invite any of us?"}, {"speaker": "Ryan", "text": "We are getting divorced, Andy! This is such a raw time."}, {"speaker": "Kelly", "text": "God baby, you know, people's reactions to this... maybe we made a mistake."}, {"speaker": "Ryan", "text": "No, with the messed up laws in this country, I don't want to be married until everyone can be married."}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "You know what Ryan, I talked to the other gay guys, and we're ok with it. We agree it's fine if you got married."}, {"speaker": "Ryan", "text": "No Oscar, Not, not until everyone can!"}, {"speaker": "Kelly", "text": "Ryan, I changed my mind."}, {"speaker": "Ryan", "text": "Ok fine, you know what, this actually isn't amicable at all and we actually do need people to take sides. Who is on my side?"}, {"speaker": "Kelly", "text": "And who is on my side? [no one raises their hand]"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Jim", "text": "All right. Bye."}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Bye."}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Let's Go!"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Just a minute. How long do we have to wait?"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "For what?"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "You broke up with AJ weeks ago."}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Don't you have a sales call to go on?"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "I don't understand. I really don't. I mean, we know we are going to start dating. Why not now?"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "We don't know that."}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Sure we do."}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Why is it such a certainty that we are supposed to be together?"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Why does the sun rise in the morning? Why do magnets stick together? Because everybody says so. Everybody."}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Michael, I can't keep getting into a situation where I date whoever I'm working with. Well, you can understand that."}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Yeah, I understand. I just don't agree."}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Well you don't have to agree."}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Yes I do."}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "No you don't."}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Yes I do."}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "No, you can have your own opinion."}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "I have my own opinion and my opinion is to disagree with you."}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "He's going to be a lot of fun to drive around in a car with."}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Aw you'll get through it hon. Just make a game out of it. A funny \"Jim\" game."}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "That's it? That's all I get? Even after all the hard work I put into celebrating your talent today?"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "All right, what'd you do?"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Well, those things that you consider doodles, I consider art."}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Where'd you put it?"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Where'd I put what?"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Let's go."}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Oh, sorry gotta go."}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Say it. Where?"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Ok fine, three hints. One! When you are getting colder, you're really getting warmer."}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "The fridge."}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Two! You have a better chance, if you think Bob Vance."}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "The fridge, got it."}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "And the final clue..."}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Let's go!"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "You know what, just think about it, you'll be fine."}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Bye."}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Erin", "text": "Holly is ruining Michael's life. He thinks she is so special. And she's so not. Her personality is like a 3. Her sense of humor is a 2. Her ears are like a 7and a 4. Add it all up and what do you get? 16. And he treats her like she's a perfect 40. It's nuts."}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Cheer up. We made a sale."}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Just drive faster. I want to get back."}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Well, I'm going the speed limit. So..."}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Okay, fine. My feelings don't matter to you. What matters to you is your precious speed limit."}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Someone's in a bad mood."}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "No I'm not. I'm not in a bad mood. I'm not, Jim. Hello? Ok fine, ignore me. Have it your way. Let's just talk about you, as always. Is sex different after the baby, Jim?"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Alright, let me turn on some music."}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "I need to pee."}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "No you don't."}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Yeah, I do. My word against yours."}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Alright. Well we'll be there in ten minutes."}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "What part of \"I need to pee\" do you not understand? I'm upset. My bladder is full. There is no telling what I might do right now all over the inside of your precious little car."}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Alright, Well if I see a gas station, I'll pull over."}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Well I hope I make it."}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Hello?"}, {"speaker": "Helene", "text": "Hi Jim, it's Helen."}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Hey Helen. Is everything ok?"}, {"speaker": "Helene", "text": "Everything is fine. Baby's fine. She has a tiny fever. I'm taking her for a check up. Nothing to worry about."}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Ok..."}, {"speaker": "Helene", "text": "A tiny thing. I locked her in the car."}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "What?"}, {"speaker": "Helene", "text": "She's smiling. She's happy."}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Oh my God."}, {"speaker": "Helene", "text": "Jim, I don't have a spare key."}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Just stay there. I'll be there in one second. Michael! Michael! Excuse me, sir there is a guy in the bathroom. He's coming out but I have to go because it's an emergency. Will you just tell him call the office. Just call the office! Thank you. Please?"}, {"speaker": "Guy", "text": "[towards bathroom] Hello? [gives up and drives off]"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Pam", "text": "This is Pam."}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Hey it's me. So uh, don't worry. Everything's ok."}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "What's wrong?"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Nothing. Absolutely nothing. You're not holding a cup of coffee or anything are you?"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Jim, what?"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Uh, so, Cece had a little bit of a fever. And your mom also locked her in the car."}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Oh God! What?!"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "No no no it's ok. So, Cece is with daddy now. She's laughing and she's happy. And we are on our way to see Dr. Barbra."}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Ok. She's ok?"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Yes, and your mom got a very well deserved day off. So here's the thing though. I left Michael at the gas station on Benet."}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Understood."}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "And his wallet and phone are on the seat next to me."}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Got it. I will put out a A.P.B. Otherwise known as a \"Ask Pam Beasley\". ... Did the phone cut off?"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Nope."}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Alright, just call me after the doctor."}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Ok. Bye."}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Bye."}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Michael", "text": "I know, I know you have a phone policy. I understand. But this is an emergency because my friend isn't here and I am worried that he has been abducted."}, {"speaker": "Attendant", "text": "No, he ditched you man. I saw him drive away."}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "There is no way he ditched me. There is no way that happened. He's my... Ok. May I please just use your phone? Please!"}, {"speaker": "Attendant", "text": "Just make it quick."}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Ok. I will make it quick. I will make it very quick. [opens phone] And you don't have my numbers on speed dial. Ah, Ok. What is it?"}, {"speaker": "Attendant", "text": "You don't know it."}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "You know what, I can dial 411, get Jim's number."}, {"speaker": "Attendant", "text": "He left you here on purpose. All right? I saw it. He just drove away."}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Actually this is good. I am going to take this opportunity to go walk-about. Good. Good. [to cameras] Nope, get away. No, that's enough. Ok."}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Holly", "text": "It's the gas station on Benet Street?"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Yeah."}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Ok."}, {"speaker": "Erin", "text": "You know what? Why don't you stay and I'll go?"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Oh no no no. I'll be fine."}, {"speaker": "Erin", "text": "It's kind of a sketchy neighborhood though. I better come along."}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Problem solved everyone. Space Orphan and Princess Nincompoop are off to rescue Michael. Unbelievable. I'm going. You drive, I got a car full of fox meat."}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Cute. [enters office area] Very funny, everyone. Who wrote captions under my doodle? I'm not even kidding. They're pretty good."}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "Which on in particular?"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Yeah, which one?"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Well the first one has a surprise factor. \"I'm a suck suck-suckidy Sabre!\""}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Boo-yea! [office laughs]"}, {"speaker": "Gabe", "text": "No no. No no no."}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "But, ah, I suppose the second one is the better written line."}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "You suppose?"}, {"speaker": "Darryl", "text": "What's it say?"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "\"I'm suppose to be wearing red gloves but my color cartridge portal, got jammed again.\""}, {"speaker": "Gabe", "text": "Ok. [office laughs] No no no."}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "Red gloves."}, {"speaker": "Darryl", "text": "Keep it real."}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "You guys, if I knew you wanted to do a caption contest, I would have drawn something more challenging."}, {"speaker": "Darryl", "text": "And I will take you all down."}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "You?"}, {"speaker": "Darryl", "text": "I've been reading the comics to my daughter since she was three years old. Not once I have used the real captions to Family Circus. That crazy family is hilarious to her for one reason:"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Male. Caucasian. Forties. Black hair. Facial type:"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Michael", "text": "[at puppies] Hey you guys. Listen to me. Don't get hung up on just one girl because there are a whole lot of other girls out there. Look over there. See? They look cute. [at parrots] Hello! You guys are so beautiful. You're so colorful. I wish I could understand you. That's a metaphor I guess. [at snake] You are disgusting. You'll never find love. Yekkk. [holding puppy] Do you think she needs more time or is it never going to happen? [licks his nose] I'm being serious. Seriously."}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Pam", "text": "[on phone] Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam."}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Has Michael checked in?"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Oh, hey Dwight."}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "I asked you a question."}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "No, he hasn't."}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Goodbye."}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "No, wait. Hey, while you are out, could pick up some paper towels and chocolate syrup? We have ice cream so I thought..."}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Pam, this isn't a shopping trip."}, {"speaker": "Erin", "text": "No."}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "This is a man-hunt slash rescue mission."}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Ok. I, just, when you are done or any time it's convent, I just thought since you are out..."}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Pam, I'm obviously going to get that stuff for you so just shut up."}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Ok, well it wasn't obvious so... [phone hangs up]"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "No word from Michael."}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Oh."}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Ta-da!"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "Ok, it's two giant dogs with two giant palm trees on a regular size island."}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "Ok. I got one."}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Yeah?"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "Yes!"}, {"speaker": "Gabe", "text": "Ok, I'm sorry but I am going to have to shut this down."}, {"speaker": "Everyone", "text": "Boo!"}, {"speaker": "Meredith", "text": "Why?"}, {"speaker": "Gabe", "text": "Unless we can all agree to some ground rules. It's either that or I can fax this to Joe and let her decide how to proceed."}, {"speaker": "Darryl", "text": "Gabe, tell us your stupid rules so we can start the game."}, {"speaker": "Gabe", "text": "Number one, and this should be obvious, no captions that insult the company we work for."}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "Irony is such a critical..."}, {"speaker": "Gabe", "text": "Number two:"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Gabe", "text": "Sticky Quips are fun. They are safe. They are handy. I like to use Sticky Quips as regular Post-It notes when I am in a fun mood. [laughs] Not every day."}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Gabe", "text": "Go get 'em. Start quipin'."}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "Pam, I think I'm going to send you an IM."}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Oh! Ok."}, {"speaker": "Darryl", "text": "Send me one too."}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Yeah, yeah. Put me on that."}, {"speaker": "Phyllis", "text": "C.C"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "Ditto."}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Hello. I would like a hot dog please. Now, I don't have any money so here is what I would like to do. I leave you here with my watch, and I come back later to pay for the hot dog."}, {"speaker": "Hot Dog Guy", "text": "I'm not a pawn shop."}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Well I understand that but this is a $45 watch."}, {"speaker": "Hot Dog Guy", "text": "Wow."}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "With that I can buy... half the menu."}, {"speaker": "Hot Dog Guy", "text": "I can't just go giving away hot dogs."}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "All right. What do you do with the hog dogs that you don't sell?"}, {"speaker": "Hot Dog Guy", "text": "Throw 'em away."}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Well, okay, instead of throwing them all away later, why don't you just throw one away now into my mouth?"}, {"speaker": "Hot Dog Guy", "text": "No."}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Okay. You've just lost my business."}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Hey."}, {"speaker": "Erin", "text": "Hey, you were in there forever."}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "There's too many brands. Where's Holly?"}, {"speaker": "Erin", "text": "She wandered off like an idiot."}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Hey!"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Hey."}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "What are you doing?"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Oh, just changing my cell phone plan. Okay. Okay. Here you go.  I'll take my free stress ball too now."}, {"speaker": "Cell Phone Sales Person", "text": "Sure thing. Here you go, Miss... Okay, Fanny Smellmore. Real original."}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "What?"}, {"speaker": "Cell Phone Sales Person", "text": "You know what? Say hi to Orville Tootenbacher for me."}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Tootenbacher."}, {"speaker": "Erin", "text": "Orville Tootenbacher. That's Michael's millionaire character that..."}, {"speaker": "{Dwight} and {Erin}", "text": "farts popcorn."}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Of course. He was here. She's the key. Amazing. Holly. Hey, where you would you like to go next? Holly?"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Are their egg rolls really that big?"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Oh, boy. That was yummy. Thank you so much. You know what? I think I left my wallet in my car. Do you mind if I run out and get it?"}, {"speaker": "Waiter", "text": "No problem."}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Okay. I'll be right back. [goes to leave but walks back]. Okay. You know what? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't have my wallet and I was gonna try to dine and dash and that was stupid and I realize I can't do that to you fine people."}, {"speaker": "Waiter", "text": "So you can't pay for your food?"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Well I can, but I will have to come back later tonight and pay you. But the point is I did the right thing."}, {"speaker": "Waiter", "text": "You did not. You have no money. And you dined so much."}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Well the number three is not such a giant feast."}, {"speaker": "Waiter", "text": "[calling to the back] Mr. Chu!"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Okay, all right. You know what?"}, {"speaker": "Waiter", "text": "You were trying to steal food from us?"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "I am not. I just have had a bad day.  And I... okay. I'll be back later with the money. I'm just gonna leave right now."}, {"speaker": "Waiter", "text": "You can't. We'll stop you."}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Well, I think I can get through the door."}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Excuse me Do you speak English? We are looking for a man. Michael, this tall, black hair, Caucasian..."}, {"speaker": "Erin", "text": "[point to picture] It's Michael!"}, {"speaker": "Waiter", "text": "He just left."}, {"speaker": "Erin", "text": "You knew."}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "What? No. Dwight asked if I wanted an egg roll. What... what are you implying?"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Uncanny. Put a pin in that. [to waiter] Which way did he go? That guy! When he leave here, which way did he go? We looking for him. [pointing] This way, this way, this way? I don't know. Do you know?"}, {"speaker": "Waiter", "text": "I think he was heading downtown."}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "He's heading downtown."}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Gabe", "text": "So what, no one's even gonna try?"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Guess not."}, {"speaker": "Gabe", "text": "Oh, come on. My rules could not possibly have been that oppressive."}, {"speaker": "Darryl", "text": "You crushed our spirits, Gabe. Congrats. You're a big man, huh? Take a lot to destroy the creativity of a whole group of people. [notification tone] [laughter]"}, {"speaker": "Gabe", "text": "Hey..."}, {"speaker": "Stanley", "text": "[whispers] Click the \"x\""}, {"speaker": "Phyllis", "text": "[whispers] I'm clicking!"}, {"speaker": "Stanley", "text": "In the box."}, {"speaker": "Phyllis", "text": "I am clicking."}, {"speaker": "Stanley", "text": "Woman, you've had a computer for years!"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Phyllis!"}, {"speaker": "Gabe", "text": "Too late! Oh. Ha. An IM chat. Very clever. I'll just print that out. Come on guys. Grow up. I don't want to be your babysitter."}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Oooohhh."}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Gabe", "text": "\"Darn it Bob. I told you not to buy a Sabre brand lifeboat.\" [laughter]"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "Nice!"}, {"speaker": "Gabe", "text": "No, not nice. Terrible. Doesn't even include the fact that they're dogs."}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Do the next one."}, {"speaker": "Gabe", "text": "\"Wake up, Fred. The power cord on your Sabre printer shocked you into a coma, and you're dreaming you're a dog on a desert island.'"}, {"speaker": "Darryl", "text": "Dreaming he's a dog on a island."}, {"speaker": "Gabe", "text": "Uh, excuse me, excuse me. How does the speaker know what the guy in the coma is dreaming?"}, {"speaker": "Phyllis", "text": "Well, if you think it's so easy, Gabe, why don't you try it?"}, {"speaker": "Gabe", "text": "Umm... \"You don't have to sniff my rear end anymore, Bob, I'm the only one here.\" Ha."}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "That's tasteless, Gabe."}, {"speaker": "Gabe", "text": "Tasteless?"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "Tasteless."}, {"speaker": "Gabe", "text": "More tasteless than this...\"is that a palm tree or did Gabe get skinnier? Either way, let's pee on it.\"  [laughter]"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have a winner."}, {"speaker": "Phyllis", "text": "Yes."}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "Yes, well done!"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "Who's is it? Who wrote that?"}, {"speaker": "Phyllis", "text": "Yeah, who wrote it?"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Angela", "text": "Please. It was easy once I decided I wanted the dog to piss on Gabe."}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Erin", "text": "Where did he go, Holly?"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "I have no idea."}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Do you see a little clown that you want to follow, huh? Is there a little bird that's chirping to you, \"this way, this way\"?"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "I don't know."}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Okay, close your eyes, we need you to think. What is Michael seeing right now? Can you tell him that we miss him? Michael we're coming for you!"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Will you stop! There has been a few coincidences, that's all."}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "All right then. Someone propose a plan."}, {"speaker": "Erin", "text": "Okay. We fan out..."}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Not you, Erin."}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Stop looking at me like that. Okay, let's just go up somewhere high and see if we could spot him on the street below."}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "That is the stupidest idea I've ever heard. No. Tap into your common mind and tell us what he would do next."}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Look, I'm not playing. I'm gonna go look for him."}, {"speaker": "Erin", "text": "Good. We don't need her."}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Right.  I can do this on my own. I can think like Michael. All right... I'm deep below the ocean's surface in a submarine. A torpedo's coming right at me. No. Damn it, that's just my own imagination.  Maybe he's bowling."}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Holly", "text": "[walks to the roof of a building and spots Michael] Michael?"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Hi. [laughs] How did you know I was up here?"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "What are you doing up here?"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "I got turned around. I thought I could see Dunder Mifflin."}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Dunder Mifflin."}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Yeah. [laughs] Wow. I just miss you so much."}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "I missed you too."}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Really?"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Yeah."}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Can I kiss you?"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Yeah."}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Okay."}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Phyllis", "text": "Maybe that's not the best one. Keep reading."}, {"speaker": "Gabe", "text": "Uh, it was."}, {"speaker": "Meredith", "text": "Maybe it wasn't."}, {"speaker": "Gabe", "text": "\"Oh, thank God. I had a horrible nightmare that I was stuck in America with Gabe.\""}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Oh! [laughter]"}, {"speaker": "Phyllis", "text": "No, that's not the one I was thinking of. Keep going."}, {"speaker": "Gabe", "text": "\"I know what it smells like but I didn't roll in anything. It's from listening to all of Gabe's bull[bleep]. [laughter] \"Isn't this the perfect romantic getaway, Erin? Sitting on a deserted island wearing dog costumes? I'm Gabe and I'm a weirdo.\""}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "[laughs]"}, {"speaker": "Gabe", "text": "\"Gabe's mom... hmm... Gabe's mom? Wait. Tall woman? Looks like Gabe? Yeah, I banged her.\""}, {"speaker": "Phyllis", "text": "Yeah, there you go. [laughter]"}]}]}