mirror of
https://github.com/Xevion/the-office.git
synced 2025-12-16 00:13:25 -06:00
1159 lines
42 KiB
XML
1159 lines
42 KiB
XML
<SceneList>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Erin</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[phone rings, whispering] Dunder Mifflin, this is Erin... He's not available right now... Uh huh... Yes... Sure, I'll give him the message when he gets up- gets back.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Michael had chicken potpie for lunch. Actually, let me rephrase that, Michael had an entire chicken pot pie for lunch, and- let me be more specific. Michael ate an entire family-sized chicken potpie for lunch and then he promptly fell asleep, so we're all trying to be very quiet so as to not wake him up before 5:00 pm. Which, actually, should be in about... ten minutes.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[whispering] Okay, I'm gonna go in there and change the computer. Are you sure you can change his watch?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[whispering] I can do it.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[whispering] What do you need from me?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Normally I don't condone leaving early, but I have an appointment with the horse doctor. How that horse became a doctor, I don't know. [laughs heartily] No, I'm kidding. He's just a regular doctor who shoots your horse in the head when its leg is broken.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[mumbles in his sleep as Pam and Jim change the clocks in his office]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[changing the clock in Michael's car] Like clockwork.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[silently counting] Three, two, one... [Erin turns on the office lights, all laugh loudly]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[wakes up, joins in with the laughter] Uh oh. What's so funny?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>You had to be there.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Oh yay! Geography joke. [still laughing, notices the time] Oh! Wow! Okay. Alright, let's all go home. Come on. See you all tamale.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>See you later!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Bye Michael! [all applaud and cheer, Dwight imitates gunfire] Yeah!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[at company picnic] All right, you ready for this?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Yeah, we walk around, everyone sees our faces and we leave, right?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Yeah.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Okay.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Wait, should I have left the car running? [both laugh]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Oh, don't get us wrong, we like picnics.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Come on, who doesn't like a picnic?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Tell them what happened last year.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I had this huge spider in my baseball mitt.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>No, no, that guy who hit on me.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Oh, right, some drunk guy hit on Pam last year. Said he was grabbing her for balance.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Yeah, you don't grab these [gestures to her chest] for balance.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Well...</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I'm gonna say 30.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Rolph</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Ah, 40. Insect repellent, which we clearly need, reduces the effectiveness of SPF.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Good point, but, thought of that already. Combination SPF/repellent.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Rolph</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Woah. Homemade?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Of course. You think the EPA would ever allow that much DEET? [both laugh]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Rolph is my best friend. We met in a shoe store. I heard him asking for a shoe that could increase his speed and not leave any tracks.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Kevin</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Michael, isn't that Holly?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>We're just friends. [approaches Holly and AJ] Hey, hey, wait a second. Who let you in here, is what I want to know.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Oh no, I see they're letting just anybody in here.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Mmhmm. Yeah, that's right.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>All right.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>All right. Mmhmm. [both start laughing and hug] Hey.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Hi. You remember AJ, my boyfriend?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>A little bit. Uh, I meet a lot of people.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>AJ</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Hey Michael.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Hey. [hugs AJ a little too forcefully] Arrggh. So would you guys like some lemonade? Or one of you? Or both of you? Either or. The combinations are endless.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Lemonade sounds great.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Okay.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>AJ</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I'd love an iced tea, actually.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>You can go to hell. [laughs] I'm kidding. Um, sure, I will get you the best iced tea in the world.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I lied to Kevin. Holly and I can never be just friends. I wrote down a list of bullet points why Holly and I should be together, and I'm going to find the perfect moment today and I am going to tell her. Number one:</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Charles</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Jim. Pam.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Hey, how are you?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Hey Charles.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Charles</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Nice day, huh?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Yeah.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Charles</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Must be nice to get a rest from all your rest. [walks away]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I don't get it. He's not even my boss anymore.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Do you want me to beat him up for you?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>No, I shouldn't have to ask you to do stuff like that. You should just do it.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Listen up everyone! I've gone over this lineup very carefully. We cannot forget the humiliation we suffered last year at the softball game with Jim's whole spider-in-the-mitt incident. Right?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Well, I could've died, so... I looked it up online afterwards.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Erin, back row. Ryan, you move up a row!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Bro-migo, you think you could put Erin on my row?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Why? I don't understand.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>If-</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Woah, woah, woah. W-w-wait a minute. I get it. You want her to set you up so you can spike it.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Uh... [laughs sheepishly]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I'll tell you what, I'm gonna do you one better. I'm gonna put you next to Phyllis. She is the best setter on the team.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>That's...</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Sly dog.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>... not what I meant.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Come on, folks!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>What is up with you two, Holly?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Um, not much.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>AJ</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>We're designing a house.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Cool. For who?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>AJ</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>For us.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Wow... I'm designing a chair. It's part of your pants. You sit down, you're supported.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I remember your chair pants idea. [laughs]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>AJ</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I like that. Put me down for a pair. I'm a size 34 waist.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>All right, fatty. I will do it. You know what, we should actually rehearse.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Okay, yeah.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>AJ</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>You guys are really gonna do this?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>You bet your fat ass we are.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Well, in his infinite wisdom, David Wallace has authorized us to put on a little presentation about the history of Dunder Mifflin.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Yep, the old comedy team is back together again.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>That's right.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[in a New York accent] Have ya hoyd the news? Extry! Extry! Read all about it!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Newspapers for sale!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[playing volleyball, yelling at Erin, who hit the ball out of bounds] Are you blind?! Are you blind?! [turns attention to a man on the other team] Sir, with the glasses, are you literally blind? I'm concerned you might be in danger.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Man</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>These are expensive Ray-Bans, jackass.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Okay, I was just looking out for you. [to Erin] You're doing great, by the way.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Erin</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Thanks.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Kevin</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[playing volleyball] I got it. [Kevin misses]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Ohh! Oh, Kevin! Come on!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Are you blind?!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I could've gotten that, idiot!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Can you see things with your eyeballs?!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>It's not a sledgehammer! Come on, people! We need to get our heads in the game! Let's focus! Come on, you're better than this! I am better than this! Phyllis, why are you sitting on the ground?!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Phyllis</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>We've been out here for a while. I don't need this.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[grunts in frustration]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[playing volleyball, Ryan hits the ball away, not paying attention to the game] Oh come- Ryan, come on, man! W-w-wait. Net. Net. Her hand's on the net.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Woman</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>So what?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Rule violation. Ball is ours. Give it to me. Our point. Okay. Hey, Pam, how ya doin? Hey, do you know if you're right-handed or left-handed? Or do you even know? What hand do you use to answer the phone?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Back off, Dwight. [serves] Hyuh! [the opposing team misses the ball, the Scranton team cheers] What?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Maybe I played a little in junior high... and in high school... maybe a little in college... and went to volleyball camp most summers.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[serves] Hyuh! [other team misses and Scranton cheers] Well, look at that, we win!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Nice job, Beesly.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Yes! We advance to the next round!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Phyllis</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Oh, Lord in heaven.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Stanley</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[to Phyllis] Had to be part of the group. [laughs]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I brought some snacky snacks, in case we get hungry.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Ooh, yes please. [takes a bite] Mmm. So what do you have planned for us today? Hmm?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[watching her eat] What?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Do you have a script for the sketch, or...</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Um, no, I just thought we'd wing it. That cool?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Crystal cool.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[playing volleyball] Hit it Andy!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Bump! I bumped it!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Kevin</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Set!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Don't set it to yourself!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Kevin</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[Pam saves the play and Scranton cheers] Yeah!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Phyllis</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Ow, my ankle!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>What happened?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Phyllis</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I... twisted it.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>You weren't even moving. [Phyllis leaves the court] Okay, sub!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Angela</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I can play.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Rolph</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Is there a... Meredith here?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Meredith</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Yeah! Man in!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Angela</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Rolph, did you not hear me?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Rolph</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I don't hear cheaters, tramps, or women who break my friend's heart. Let's go!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>We could do a movie... sort of thing.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[gasps] We could do Back to the Future.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Oh!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>We have to convince Dunder and Mifflin to go back in time... fix their parents. [both laugh]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Could we get a Delorean?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Jaws. They swim in the ocean and they terrorize the whole community.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Oh! [to the theme of "Jaws"] Dun-der. Dun-der...</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Dun-der. Dun-der...</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Dun-der. Dun-der. Dun-der. Dun-der. Blooo!! [both laugh]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Oh... We haven't found our great idea yet.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>No. No.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Oh.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>We're circling it.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Hmm...</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>David</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[playing volleyball, Scranton wins another game] Nicely done. We're still going to crush you though!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Charles</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Yes we are!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Rolph</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>You suckers are goin down! They're gonna wipe their asses with your serves! Piss all over your faces!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Okay, Rolph! Woah. Wait, wait- [shouts of disapproval]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Rolph</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>It's true!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Toby</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Ah, this reminds me of the HR convention last fall.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Kendall</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Oh yeah, with Bernie and Efrem. That was hilarious.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Toby</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Really, really funny.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Kendall</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Really funny.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Listen guys, one more point and we play corporate. [they get the last point, Jim and Dwight hug]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Oscar</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Settle down gentlemen.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Good game!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>David</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Welcome to the 43rd Annual Company Picnic, everybody. Thanks for being here. Now, a couple of employees have volunteered to entertain us with a song.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[shouts from behind the trees] Uh, it's a sketch now.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>David</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Okay, introducing Scranton's Michael Scott performing with Nashua's Holly Flax! I have not seen this. [applause]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>And now, presenting...</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Both</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>SlumDunder Mifflinaire! [laughter]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[imitates Who Wants To Be a Millionaire theme music as both sit in folding chairs]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Are you ready to play SlumDunder Mifflinaire?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Yes, I am.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>For one hundred dollars, where did Dunder meet Mifflin? A.) On easy street, B.) a tour of Dartmouth College, C.) they never met, D.) brushing their teeth?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Ohh, I'm thinking... I'm going to say... B, tour of Dartmouth College.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>That is correct! [both run to another side of the stage, acting out a different scene] How did you know that?! [pantomimes electrocuting Michael]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[screams] Ahhhh!! Ohhh!! Ahhh!! I was there! Ahhh!! I was a tour guide at Dartmouth College!! Noooo!!!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[now pretending to be Dunder and Mifflin] Nice campus. Think you'll get in?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Yeah, I'm definitely getting in. I'm a shoo-in.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I'm Robert Dunder.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I'm Robert Mifflin. [pause to see audience's response] Ah, okay. [both run back to chairs]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Robert Mifflin had a great life. But unfortunately, had undiagnosed depression, which over nine million Americans suffer from and is very treatable. For two hundred and fifty dollars, how did he kill himself? A.) A rope, B.) a knife, C.) a gun, D.) brushing his teeth!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Two hundred and fifty dollars is more money than I've ever seen in my life. I will say, C, a gun. He shot himself in the head.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>That is correct!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Yes!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Stanley</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I usually don't enjoy the theater, but this is delightful.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>The economic downturn has been difficult recently, forcing the closures of both Camden and Yonkers, to be followed soon by what other branch? For five-hundred thousand dollars, is it A.) Scranton, B.) Buffalo, C.) Utica, or D.) toothbrush!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I will say B, Buffalo! Final answer!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>That is correct!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Man from Buffalo</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[over crowd of murmurs] What is he talking about?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[pantomimes biting off Michael's fingers, Michael screams] How did you know that?!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>David Wallace told me!!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Woman from Buffalo</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>David, is this true?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>David</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Uh, okay everyone, we're at a picnic today...</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Man from Buffalo</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Are we losing our jobs or not, David?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>They didn't know?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[whispers] I guess not.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>David</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I'm sorry, this certainly wasn't the time or the place to announce this sort of thing, but there have been talks about closing the Buffalo branch.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Woman from Buffalo</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>And?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>David</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>We're- we're closing the Buffalo branch.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Man from Buffalo</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[over shouts of protest] You've got to be kidding me! You've got to be kidding me! We're the best branch in the company! I can't believe it. [Michael and Holly bow]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>David</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>How could you possibly think that the right way to announce a branch closing was in a comedy sketch at the company picnic?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Well... I didn't know they didn't know.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>David</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>What about the fact that they're here today? What about that? That didn't throw up any alarms? No, Michael needed a little bit for his comedy sketch, and he thought, "oh, this would be really funny."</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Thank you.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>David</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Damn it, Michael, I told you that in confidence. Now I have to go over and deal with these employees and their families. A little boy just walked up to me and said, "is my daddy gonna have a job by Christmas?"</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Well, he's just thinking about his own gifts.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Meredith</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Maybe we shouldn't play due to the circumstances.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Hey, people need volleyball now more than ever.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>How do you figure?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Because if we don't play, then the other team wins.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Oscar</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Dwight's right. Corporate deserves to get its ass kicked.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Let's do this.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[playing volleyball] Jim, come on! [Jim scores a point, Scranton cheers]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Charles</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Look who just woke up! [laughs, scores a point on the next play] I've been up for a while.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Kevin</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>It's six to six. It's a nail-biter. [ball hits Kevin]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Angela</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Kevin! Now it's seven-six, or is that too much accounting for you?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Rolph</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Here's an accounting question for you:</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Erin</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[hits the ball over the net and scores a point] Yeah! Boo-yah!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[running for the ball] I got it!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Pam!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[falls] Oof!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>You all right?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Yep. No, no, no, I'm fine.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>You sure?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Yeah.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Hey, easy, easy...</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Charles</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Woah, woah, woah, woah, you wanna get that looked at.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>No, no, it's fine. Just gimme a second.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Charles</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I don't know. You know, this is a company picnic, so technically that is a company injury, you know? Safest thing to do is get that examined, right David?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>David</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Yeah.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>All right, you know what? You're just trying to get rid of our best player.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Charles</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Oh, Jim, you're putting a volleyball game in front of your fiance's health.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>No, uh-</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Look, seriously, I can move it fine. Come on, let's go, it's our ball. Let's go!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Charles</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Yeah, I don't think we can let you play with that foot.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[whispering] Tell you what. I spotted a small hospital a few kilometers south of here. Get her back as soon as possible. I'll stall 'em.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Charles</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I guess that's it for you, Jim.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>All right, you know what? [picks Pam up and carries her off the court] Let's do this.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>We'll be back!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Oh man, I am so mad that Pam got hurt! Argh!! Rrrraah!!! [kicks volleyball into the woods, calmly] I'll get it. [walks slowly toward the woods]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Probably shouldn't have mentioned Buffalo.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Hindsight.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Should've had hindsight.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>How do you think it went before the Buffalo thing?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I think it went well. I think it was good.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>There weren't any laughs.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>No, it was a tough audience.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Yeah, but we wrote it specifically for this audience.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Believe me, I have seen a lot of tough audiences in my time, and that was one of them.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Well, I'm glad we did it.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Me too. [long pause] We have a lot of good material for next year's sketch.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I can't wait.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[on the phone] Yeah, she's with the nurse right now, so you'll have to stall a little longer... No, don't send in the subs yet... Dwight, I don't know. Think of something!</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Nurse</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>To be safe, we should do an x-ray.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>How long will that take?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Nurse</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Oh, shouldn't be too bad, it's a slow day. So, no other radiation this year, no metal plates, no chance you're pregnant...</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Pam</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I'm sorry, can we just hurry this up? I've got a game to get back to.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Nurse</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Oh good, because my next question was "do you have a game to get back to."</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>What'd you think?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>AJ</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I loved it. You know, there was a part near the end that seemed like that went on a little long, but...</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Well you guys should hit the road before... I close down another branch.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Holly</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[laughs] Okay. So good to see you.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Good to see you. [they hug] AJ.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>AJ</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Michael. [they shake hands]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Michael</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>I didn't find a perfect moment, because I think that today was just about just having today. And I think that we are one of those couples with a long story, when people ask how they found each other. I will see her every now and then, and... Maybe one year she'll be with somebody, and the next year, I'll be with somebody, and it's gonna take a long time... And then it's perfect. I'm in no rush.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>David</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Dwight, come on now, it's time to put in the subs.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Charles</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Yeah, it looks like Pam won't make it back. Okay?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Okay. Fine.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Charles</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>All right! Come on.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Except, you know what? It's not fine. How many people need to get hurt before we learn a valuable lesson? One? Two? Three? Four?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Andy</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Dwight.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>No, no, hear me out. Five? Six?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>David</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Dwight.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Seven? Can I finish please?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>David</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Okay.</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Dwight</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>Eight?</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<Speaker>Jim</Speaker>
|
|
<Text>[on the phone] Oh, Dwight, we're so close! Just buy us a few more minutes... Well, they just called me in for an update, so I'll call you right back... Okay... Okay, great. [goes into a private room where Pam and the doctor are, the voices are inaudible, but the camera can see through a window, Pam and Jim look in shock, they hug and Jim goes back out into the hall to call Dwight back, trembling] Hey, Dwight, uh... send in the subs! [laughs] Ohh! [goes back into the room to hug Pam]</Text>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
</SceneList>
|