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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[Dwight's computer chimes]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">None</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Stone & Son Suit Warehouse contract expired with their paper provider! Go get it! -David Wallace</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">New Instant Message</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="meta">new-instant-message</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Stone and Son Suit Warehouse recently lost their paper provider. They're a family owned business [chuckles]. Jim and I used to clean up at those. We'd go in pretending to be family - brothers. We did it at a family owned law firm, at a family owned construction company, and a family owned motorcycle store. Jim and Dwight Shrupert. I was the dynamic, likeable winner that was doted upon by Mom. And Jim was the closeted foot fetishist pretending to belong. The client never knew any of that, but I knew.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[on phone with Jim] I hope you've been paying your wig storage bills Jimbo, because it's time for another episode of "Handsome and Stinky, paper brothers for hire".</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Sorry, Stinky, can't do it. Too busy.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, god, this again? You're Stinky.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay. There's no possible way I can get there, so just ask Phyllis. She can be your older sister or something.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Phyllis, my sister? More like my dead great great grandmother who died of stupidity.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I have ears, Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, do you really have ears, Phyllis? Like all human beings? We all have ears. [back to Jim] See what you leave me with here, Jim?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, I'm in Philadelphia right now.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>How is that my problem? Get in your car and drive down here. You can make it in 30 minutes if you drive 240 miles per hour.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Huh. How long would it take me if I drove 300 miles an hour?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Mmm. That's a good... question. 300 times... [Jim hangs up] 180... Um that comes to 25 minutes. [realizes Jim hung up] Yes. Oh, well, thank you Jim. Yes, I am better than you. Thanks for acknowledging that. Okay, bye bye. Love you.</QuoteText>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Darryl, looking good!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Heading to Philly. Interview with Jim's company.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, good luck. When you get to Philly, will you tell Jim I miss him?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Why don't you come along and tell him yourself?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Ha ha. That'd be great. Kind of like ditching school, except instead of getting suspended, you get... What do you get? Oh my god! Why didn't I think of this? Andy's not here. Oh, hey, Erin, um, I'm expecting a shipment of pens. Can you cover that?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Mhm. Cover that. What does that mean, exactly? What are we talking here? Details.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>A delivery guy will deliver a box of pens, and you just make sure everything's in order.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What? Everything? What, how do I make sure it's in order? I [laughs] haven't been trained for this.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>[giggles] Okay, see you later.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey guys.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Clark!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Hey, look who's back, Dwight Junior.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Hey, so how was it? I mean... the sex with Jan.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>A gentleman doesn't discuss such matters. Especially when the feelings of a lady are involved.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Women reach their sexual peak at whatever age Jan was last week. I mean it was... like making love with a wild animal. But not like a cougar like you might think. It was uh... like a swarm of bees. Bees that just find something wrong with every hotel room.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Nothing wrong with being a gentleman. Like my mom used to say, "Talk classy, act nasty".</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>What's with the wig Meredith?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What, is it on backwards? [partially removes wig, revealing her bald head]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Nope, you got it. You fixed it. Uh, I have a gift from Jan. It's an espresso maker! We came to be quite fond of espresso on the Amalfi Coast so... bon appetite.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Ooo! 16 types of espresso! Now that's Italian.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>My friend has one of these. Fool-proof espresso every time.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Always with the friends Oscar. Can't we just enjoy the new espresso machine?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Actually, it's pronounced "espresso"... Wait. That's what you said. I apologize, I just assumed you would mispronounce it. So...</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>There he is! [chuckles] We are all so proud of you for the small part that you played in landing the white pages. Prouder of me, but...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>If you really want to show appreciation, just give me half the commission.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Gosh, you know, I wish I could but, uh... No. Hey, listen, remember how everyone used to call you Dwight Junior and how much you loved that?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[sarcastically chuckling] I loved it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>How would you like to pretend to by my son in order to land a sale?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>If it'll lead to me being a salesman, I'll pretend to be your friend.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Then looks like we have a deal... Son [holds up a suit identical to his]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hi guys!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey, look who it is!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Sorry. Super-busy. Pens coming in later, just grabbing a Java before all hell breaks loose.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Try this one. [handing Erin a cup of espresso]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Thank you! [leaves the room]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I don't really have time to think about Pete right now. I just have a lot going on with this whole shipment of pens. And I have a lot of people trusting me, and I would feel super guilty if I broke anyone's trust. About the pens.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You ready for your interview?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I was born ready! No, I suck at interviews. I had Andy's job in the bag until my interview.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, you shouldn't be nervous about this. This is a tiny start-up with a bunch of guys just as dorky as Jim.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, I guess...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Really, you can't be scared of a room full of Jims. I love the guy, but he's basically Gumby with hair. [Darryl laughs]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[chuckling] It's kind of funny, a father and son sales team meeting with a father and son suit store.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Suit Store Father</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">suit-store-father</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You know, you're right! We hadn't even thought of that, had we boy? [to Clark]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, we sure hadn't Pop. [both chuckling]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[Takes picture from desk] Oh! You're a hunter I see. Spend your early mornings out in the blinds, like Clarky and me. Huh? [grabs Clark's shoulder]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>He calls me Clarky 'cause he's my Dad.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Guilty!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You don't meet many hunters these days.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Suit Store Father</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">suit-store-father</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>My dad is the best hunter there is. I mean, he's like a serial killer... of animals. One time, he snuck up behind a sleeping deer and just sawed its head right of. It was sick! [Dwight imitates sawing and blood spurting out of his neck, then makes a dying noise]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It was his birthday, just turned three. So...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ahh...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Suit Store Father</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">suit-store-father</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You guys, I kind of think I want to try them all. Is that crazy?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No. Look, without a taste test, how are we supposed to know which flavors we like to reorder?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Taste test? I'm in!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>YOLO! [singing and dancing]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What? [everyone is confused]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's a thing. It means "you only live once".</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, we're aware of what it means Oscar, you just do not look cool saying it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Alright everybody, who's in? [everyone except Angela puts their hand in the middle of the group, like a huddle] Angela? [Angela shakes her head] Don't make us come over there.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, I don't... no.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Alright, let's go. [starts shuffling the whole group towards Angela]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Can't I just agree without putting my hand in?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Absolutely not!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No way.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh, fine. [puts a napkin on top of everyone else's hands and reluctantly puts her own hand on the napkin]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Ok guys, "we all drink them all".</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[Meredith, Phyllis, Nellie, Angela, Creed, Oscar, Stanley] We all drink them all!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Everyone</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="meta">everyone</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yes!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yes!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Whoo!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hey, where's my ring?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I'm sure it'll turn up.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">creed</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[in the background] Yes ma'am, you want to go east on Franklin, take that all the way to Commonweath. You'll see us on the right side, you can't miss us.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Athlead Employee</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">athlead-employee</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>...And I want to reach every demographic possible.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dennis</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">dennis</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No, I hear what you're saying, and we will. The thing is, we gotta lock down this key demographic first. The rest will come, I promise. Just give me a couple weeks, alright?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>We're talking weeks here, not months, right?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dennis</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">dennis</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Weeks. Always weeks. Man, the last time I talked months was like, a million weeks ago.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Alright. Good.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dennis</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">dennis</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Thanks Dennis, I appreciate it. [To Pam] Hey! How are you?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Good!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>What are you doing here?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I just wanted to see you!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>That's so great!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Damn! Jim, you got a real Facebook energy going on here man. You Zuckerberged this place out!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>It's pretty great, right? I mean, we're coming along... [to coworker] Hey, Wade, we gotta just push up Dennis's timeline</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Okay</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Wade</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">wade</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[back to Pam] Actually, you know what? Give me one second, okay? Make yourselves at home.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>...But I think that all of your concerns will be answered when you see the brochure that Clark's getting out of my car. He's a good boy, does whatever I say.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[sighs] I can't relate to that, my son hates my guts.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Suit Store Father</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">suit-store-father</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh... really.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Bring him into the business, and he resents me. How do you like that?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Suit Store Father</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">suit-store-father</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[fumbling] Well, things between me and Clark are good, but not great. In fact, I will say that they're not even good. Really, they're bad. Like you and your son.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[enters] Here you go, Pop! I know it was just a couple minutes, but... God I missed you!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What took you so long? Were you loitering out there like a hooligan, smoking a doobie?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[confused] I sure was. Just like he taught me, looking cool.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You're being disrespectful!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>...And I love you, for saying that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[whispers to Clark] We don't get along.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[catches on] Ha ha! I just burned him. Because the truth is... our relationship is... terr-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Terrible!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Terrible.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes! Genius. Stupid, stupid genius!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Wow, this place is... so great. I had no idea - on the phone, you made it sound kind of dinky.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, I mean, I don't even have the paycheck yet. It is a startup, so... These things go down all the time.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>If this company's going down, I wanna go down on it. With it. I wanna go down with it.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>[to Pam] Are you cool to just hang out?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Sure, no problem.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah? [to Darryl] You ready?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Let's do it!</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>The pen delivery went amazing, and now I've got all these pens just waiting to be unpacked. But Pam did not tell me to unpack the pens, and I'm not one of those people who's just like, "Uh, sure. I'll accept the pens when they come in, and then as soon as your back's turned, I unpack the pens and get all this credit as some great pen unpacker. On the other hand... they are just sitting here. Pam didn't tell me not to unpack them. Don't want to be a busybody, but I don't want to be a lazybones. Busybody, lazybones. Busybody, lazybones. Ahh! My brain is ping-ponging around in my head right now, it's insane! I'm sorry, what was your question again? Oh yeah, no. I've never had an espresso before. They're good though.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>A-bam! [slams espresso cup on table] My favorite is Viennese Amaretto. And the worst flavor I've tried so far is Alpine Select!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes! [giggles and picks up Angela]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ugh!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>One! [as he picks Angela up in the air]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Kevin! Kevin! Kevin!</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Two... [picks Angela up again]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Stop it!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Three...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That's enough Kevin.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Stop it Kevin!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Four!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That's enough!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Kevin!</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>So for your menswear catalogue, I think we can offer you some very competitive pricing.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I heard that before...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Suit Store Father</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, I understand, but -</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I bet you have. He knows nothing about what people have heard before, my son.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Here we go again, another lecture from the old man.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Listen to him. He created you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Suit Store Father</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Maybe if you listened a little bit, you'd improve. No wonder women despise you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Women don't despise me...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>His last girlfriend was a transvestite. I knew it right away. Adam's apple like the prow of a ship, thumbs like a lowland gorilla. Ha, but this one couldn't see it, or didn't wanna see it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Alright, that's enough, 'cause I can say some things about him too.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah? Like what?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Like the time that you got drunk and, and then... Killed those kids on their way to prom!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That never happened. He's always been a liar. Ever since he was a little kid. He got caught "saving treats" from the kitty litter box.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Really shameful...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Suit Store Father</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>So we can offer you matte or glossy printing-</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Glistening brown morsels tumbling from every pouch in his trousers.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>There's obviously a volume discount uh, if you-</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Following the cat around on his knees with his hands cupped beneath its tail, going "please kitty, may I have some more?" You can't make this stuff up!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, I think someone could make it up. Someone with very few friends.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey fellas, sorry to keep you waiting.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Suit Store Son</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Here he is, my son.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Suit Store Father</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[scoffs] Got cat turd collector written all over him.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>...Did you say cat turd collector?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Suit Store Son</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>...So definitely looking to expand our market, but for now we're just concentrating on athletes that are popular here in the northeast. Of course, that's not a mandate.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Athlead Employee</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>"Mandate"- Always think of two men on a date. [awkward moment] I have gay friends... I have one gay friend. [to Jim] Oscar?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Mm-hm</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Alright, so what makes you think you'd be a good fit here?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[freezes] Ummm... [a moment later] Alright. Obviously y'all look really busy, and uh, I don't want to waste your time anymore. Sorry, I just uhh... Obviously I'm not qualified to be here man, I'm... I'm a warehouse manager, you know...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Darryl, I was a newspaper editor.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Science teacher, volleyball coach.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Female Athlead Employee</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I work at a home shopping network.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">3rd Athlead Employee</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm a laywer. I'm the only one here who can honestly help. [group chuckles]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>And as you know, I was a paper salesman. [whispers to Darryl] Hey, I find it helps if you just picture everybody naked. [group overhears and chuckles]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Cool. Hey, thanks...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So how about we start over, hmm? Darryl, do you have any thoughts on the company?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes, as a matter of fact, I uh... [pulls booklets from his bag] I wrote some down. There you go. [passes out booklets] Wow, this guy came prepared, it impresses me! [group laughs]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ah! So, this is what 2:00 P.M. looks like around here!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>I usually take a siesta about now.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[to Erin] Stocking pens, huh? You're like the new office administrator.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, I just took over the pen shipment because Pam had to leave. When I say it out loud, I know that sounds insane, but it's the truth, I swear.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Pam! Pam, look out! Erin's gunning for your job!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, I'm not! [Kevin imitates gunfire] It's not like that at all! Forget it, I'm so sorry.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Pam, look out!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Pens, you did not buy into this. I am sorry, what a day you've had.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>By the way, Jim talks about you all the time.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That's sweet that he talks about me.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It's too bad he still hast to work part time in Scranton though...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, that's funny because I think of him as working part time in Philadelphia.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>We can't wait until you move here.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm sorry, you guys are here to sell us paper?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Do you mind? The men are talking.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Sons used to idolize their fathers.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Us old timers need to stick together. And how better than by signing a contract?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'd love to! Sam Junior here, he runs the business now. Kind of pushed me out, truth be told. I'm just here for human contract.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay Pop...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Wait, so you're the boss?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That's right.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hi, I'm Clark.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Let's talk.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>So if you look at our catalog here...</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Well, thanks for coming down Darryl.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Athlead Employee</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It was nice meeting you Darryl, I think you'd fit in great here.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yeah, yeah me too. I think it'd be like... You know what? [grabs basketball] I think it'd be like a Kevin Durant jump shot... Perfecto! [shoots basketball at hoop on wall, basketball misses and lands in fish tank, killing the fish] Oh my god...</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>They're the ones who put a fish tank next to a basketball hoop. It's like if I put a glass of milk on the edge of the table and Cece knocks it over, I don't blame Cece.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>So I'm like a three year old girl in this scenario...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Say they don't hire you. It's not like you're out on the street. You have a great job with people who love you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>And I'd only get to see Jada on the weekends. You know, I'm... I'm not so sure I'd like living in Philadelphia.</QuoteText>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Right? Thank you! It's just Philly. Everyone's acting like it's New York or Paris or London.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Who needs it?</QuoteText>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Not us.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[enters] Okay, so the consensus was that that was unique. They're going to make you pay for the fish, and... they wanted to know when you can start.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What? [Jim shrugs] How about yesterday?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Congratulations.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, thank you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I guess you gotta move to Philly after all.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yes, I love Philly! Two-One-Five or die!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, I'm not upset. I'm really excited for Darryl... Maybe I'm a little disappointed that we'll be losing him.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It feels really hot in here. Is it hot in here? It feels really really hot in here.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's insane! They need to have the A.C. on year round! January too!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[banging on window] I don't get the point of this stupid window!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I mean, look, you and I both know that in paper or fashion, styles change. Check out my dad's suit. You are looking at pure acrylic. That's why his face always breaks out.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Does that suit come with a fire extinguisher? [Clark chuckles]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Suit Store Son</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">suit-store-son</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You know what Dad? Maybe you should buy me a suit. I mean, I'm going to need one right? If I'm ever going to get a "real job" and move my "lazy ass" out of your "G.D. house".</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>He's got you there...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Suit Store Son</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">suit-store-son</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[to Clark in dressing room] That's Italian silk. Very comfortable. Very tasteful... Although expensive.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Suit Store Son</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">suit-store-son</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, you don't want Italian. You'll look like a mafia don. Next thing you know, you'll be doing life in Rikers Island.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, that's better than looking like the undertaker from boring island.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That place doesn't exist. It's not a documented island. Ha ha, cartograph much?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[emerges from dressing room wearing a sharp black suit] How do I look?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="background">clark</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Actually... You look great. They steered you right. I guess it does make sense buying from a father son team. You know what? I'll take one too.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Everyone! Now that we have all this energy, why don't we move the copier into the annex like we've always wanted to?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Whoo!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Frickin' A!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Huh?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>So long, noise!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>One, two, three! [all gather around copier and push, tearing carpet beneath]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>And we have torn up the carpet! Oh, we're going to be in so much trouble!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Wait! [looking at the hardwood floor beneath the carpet] It's beautiful. Hardwood! I always knew it was down here, I just never dreamed that I would actually see it.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Tear up the carpet!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Whoo!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Kill their fish, and they still hire me. That's how you do that, baby. It's all good, I'm ready. Y'all ready for this? [sings intro to "Everybody dance now", points to Pam to sing first line]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[reluctantly] Everybody dance now... [Darryl continues singing]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Kevin, move. I can't pull up the rug if you're standing on it with your rhinoceros feet.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Well I can't stand here if you pull the carpet out from under me.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Oh, my head is killing me. Does anyone have a baby asprin?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Oh, enough with the whining already! Why don't you just have some more coffee?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>It's all gone. I didn't get a chance to try them all because Creed poured my Bogota Sunrise in the plant.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>I saw the leaves twitch!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">creed</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Shut up!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>You shut up!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">creed</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Everybody shut up and work!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>We don't work for you!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Yeah!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Yeah!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Hey, it's five o'clock. [everyone leaves and a traffic backup occurs in the parking lot]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[with horns honking] Kevin, can-</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>What's going on?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Yes! We did it! [leaving the suit store]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>You opened the door-</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="background">clark</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>And you closed it. The boys are back in town. [high fives Clark] High fives! Ha ha!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Hey, so all that really specific cat turd business, that was about you, right?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="background">clark</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>You got me! [tickles Clark and chuckles] I used to collect them!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Why?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="background">clark</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Each one is very different, like a snowflake.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[shocked after seeing the torn up carpet] Hey... What happened here?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>You left me in charge of the pens, Pam. That's what happened. The pens happened.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>...Are the pens here?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
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</SceneList>
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