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<SceneList>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey Angela, you wanna see a picture of Phillip wearing those little booties you got us?</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>So cute.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, you guys want to see a picture of Gerald wearing galoshes? He refused to go out in the rain until I bought these. Now going out in the rain is all he wants to do.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oscar thinks that having a dog is just like having a baby.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>News flash - If you didn't carry it around for nine months, it isn't your kid.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Exactly. Unless you adopted, of course.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That is where we disagree.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, are your little dudes crawling yet?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, three-month-old humans don't do that.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>My Phillip is crawling.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Angela is such a liar!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's maddening!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Exactly. That's just like crate training. All night long, all night long.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well count yourself lucky. Wait until you have two. That's two sleep schedules, two naps that don't coincide, I mean, you'll never sleep again.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No one said "you must have two"</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Like her genes are so important. The world just needs more Pam/Jim DNA. Thank you, no.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No thank you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[laughing] Check this out. My brother just got a new sailboat. He has NO idea what he just got himself into. There's nothing harder than taking care of a boat...am i right?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Unbelievable!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="true">{Angela}/{Pam}</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Un-be-liev-a-ble.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It is the end of the day, it is the end of the week. We managed to fill 40 hours somehow. That's not bad, is it?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's great.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Pretty good.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well thank you. This is very helpful feedback. [Dwight raises his hand] Dwight, I am still not ready to name a VP.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[laughing] That's not what I was going to ask. Gosh, jump to conclusions. Come on, I know, you've got so much on your plate. Right now, you're like 'oh, what's more important? Dwight's question, figure out who's the VP?' Dwight, VP. Dwight, VP. Dwight, VP. Dwight, VP.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I can't be hypnotized, Dwight. I tried it, I ended up smoking more.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Can we at least eliminate those that are not in the running? Free them up to focus more completely on the menial. Like stacking or sorting, or-</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Catching butterflies.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's a hobby, unless it's for food.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Theater.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Waste of time.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dragging.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's just a verb.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dragging sticks.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, nice, perfect. Dragging sticks.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Alright, I'm gonna eliminate three people right now, okay? Just... you three, no.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Not good enough (clicks tongue)</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>English peoples' main use today is judging American talent. [British accent] You're crap. You're wonderful. [back to American] They're mean, but they're incisive.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Everyone meet in the hotel bar at 7:00. I'm not allowed to say it's mandatory, so let's just call it compulsory.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'll be there at 6:00</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ugh, we're gonna have one of those crazy nights, aren't we? Maybe we'll see the real 'Talla-nasty' we've been hearing so much about.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cathy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">cathy</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>'Talla-nasty', very clever.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you-</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cathy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">cathy</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wait, wait, you think she invented 'Talla-nasty?' [chuckles] no, no, no, no...</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Cathy? It's been great. Fun, normal. [in voiceover] I thought I was gonna be hanging out with stanley on this trip, but he's turned out to be kind of a loose cannon.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>My friend and I are new here in Tallahassee. Would you like to get a cocktail? [Jim slowly slinks down in his seat, with the 'Jim Face']. Maybe go out for a little dancing. Beautiful day, no?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
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</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, everybody. 5:00. Workday is over. Put your pencils down. Aaannnnddd bring 'em back up, because now, the late night work jam begins!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, the conference room is set up. I've got pens, I've got paper, I've got a whiteboard, we are good to go!</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Say what?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We are good to goooo!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Say what?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We're good to goooo!</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Stop it.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Say-</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Stop it.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Andy.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Tonight we're staying late to service the accounts of the people who went on the Florida trip.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, of course, we could've just been doing this the whole time, but SOMEONE dropped the ball.</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>...ball droppings can be beautiful. For example, when it turns an awkward soprano into a rich, full tenor.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jason Bourne would kick Bond's ass.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jason Bourne has no support staff. His own government's out to get him.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Genghis Khan could take 'em both down 'cause he's not afraid to kill children ... What? it's true. He- He would- he would eviscerate babies and hang them from poles outside of the villages. (Jim taps Dwight on the shoulder)</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, drinking game. Count of three, take three sips.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's a stupid game. I got a great drinking game. Okay, everyone empty your pockets. Whoever has the most seeds is the king. Whoever has the least buttons is the hunchback.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What happens if you're the hunchback?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, you get kicked.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>How many buttons do you have?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>(takes out bag) 40. Always.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Can I see?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cathy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sure. (Hands bag to Cathy)</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>So, I get to kick you now.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, they're not transferrable just 'cause I handed 'em to you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, that's how I played it in college.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>College rules (Cathy throws Jim the bag and Jim kicks Dwight)</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Aah!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Aaaaand he host at his own lame game.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ooh, double meaning! The game was lame, and now he's lame from the kick. Quick wit.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>(Dwight looks on angrily)</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'll have a glass of your oakiest chardonnay, please.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>And I will have waffle with your mapliest syrup.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sorry, no waffles.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Waitress</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">waitress</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, okay. Just forget it, then. Forget it. Forget it.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>A waffle?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>A hotel waffle. I know what I want to eat. Is that crazy?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm moving down here, you know.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, no, I didn't know.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm young, and I can ... and if I can't, I'm still pretty young. I guess I'll always be young.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You come with me. We're gonna get you that waffle.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why would Erin confide in me that she's staying here in Florida if she didn't want me to make some last-ditch, nothing to lose, Kelly Ka-who run at her? (Erin walks over) Hey.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Watson carpet and tile.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>One order.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Order reference number 00983-126.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Eight Cases, bright white inkjet.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Paid.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm dying!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Processed.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>And delivered.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Val</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">val</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sometimes I get so bored I just want to scream, and then sometimes I actually do scream. I just sorta feel out what the situation calls for.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I will be right back.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I will be here.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey. I see what you're doing. It's futile. the VP position is mine.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, please, You're through. She's going to give it to me as I'm giving it to her tonight. The cowgirl has chosen her saddle. [clicks tongue, whinnies]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, saddles... [clicks tongue, whinnies] ... sometimes fall off, especially if you don't properly cinch the girth.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What? That's a joke, right? You see the way she's all over me.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>If anyone's having sex with Nellie for personal gain, it's me, and I'm not joking at all. If you don't tighten your saddle, you may fall off.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Who is ready for dinner? "oh, I bet it's pizza, or tacos, or something stupid". No. [claps] I went south of the border for this. And then I went south of that border. And we have ourselves... [takes foil off tray] [Jamaican accent] A Jamaican feast, mon!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Disapproval from everyone else]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">None</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="meta">none</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>If I wanted Jamaican food I'd just hire a bunch of bodyguards and go there.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Additional trivia factoid, this food comes to us through Val. And our server is none other than Brandon, her boyf!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Val</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">val</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>How you doing, Val? [Val and Brandon kiss]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brandon</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">brandon</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jamaican, huh? I just read about the elections down there. Crazy stuff.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh no, I'm not actually Jamaican.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brandon</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">brandon</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Terrific.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's up man? I'm Darryl.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Darryl, I heard about you. You doing good?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brandon</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">brandon</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh yeah.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Must be doing real good since you're f***ing my girlfriend.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brandon</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">brandon</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Whoa.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Everyone</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="meta">everyone</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dude, you didn't tell me you were f***ing Val. High five!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm not sleeping with your girlfriend.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Brandon, what the hell are you talking about?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Val</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">val</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Don't play dumb with me. I know what's up.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brandon</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">brandon</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Honey, I am not sleeping with-</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Val</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">val</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Heyyy... let's get back to the food. Brandon, tell us about these delicious looking goops!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hope you all like goat.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brandon</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">brandon</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Goat...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Blow in my ear.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Alright.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Like I'm on the beach.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Packer blows in Nellie's ear]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">None</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="meta">none</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[imitates seagull calls] Seagull. [Continues seagull calls]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>And a wave crashing... a wave crashing.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Packer and Dwight imitate waves]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">None</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="meta">none</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, that is lovely.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Alright, that's gonna do it for me tonight. Have a lovely evening.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Cathy knocks on Jim's door and Jim answers]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">None</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="meta">none</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, how's it going?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, uh, good. Uh, the heating system though in my room is all messed up. It's like 90 degrees in there. Maintenance is working on it. Can I hang out here?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cathy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">cathy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh... yeah, I'm just watching basketball.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, yeah.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cathy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">cathy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Cool... [Jumps onto bed] Is this March Madness? I love March Madness.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cathy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">cathy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, no, that's not this 'cause that's in... March. Uh, this is just the NBA. Professional. Miami Heat, actually, so... [sits on floor]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>LeBron James.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cathy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">cathy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, nice. Good word association</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[giggles]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cathy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">cathy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Cathy walks over to mini fridge and bends over to take something out. Jim looks away]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">None</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="meta">none</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Packer takes string out of his mouth]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">None</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="meta">none</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Impressive.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh please, anyone can tie a knot, the real skill is in untying it [puts string in his mouth]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thornwood Wholesalers.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>One order.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I read the text you sent to Val, man.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brandon</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">brandon</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's messed up.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Val</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">val</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is this spicy?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, baby girl. It would be messed up if I didn't find anything, but I did, so-</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brandon</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">brandon</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm pretty sure if Darryl sent Val a text, it was about some paper emergency or something.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>At midnight?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brandon</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">brandon</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>... yeah...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It happens! Like a hospital needs more napkins for surgery...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Guys, we're not gonna settle anything this way. I think we just need to be grown-ups here.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I thin we're gonna need to here those texts.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Kelly, remember how you wanted to go home before?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. There's no way in hell I'm leaving. Something interesting is happening here for once in my life, I am staying here. Darryl, read the texts.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Knock at the door]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">None</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="meta">none</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yup, coming. [opens door] All right.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>My mini bar is oddly out of rum.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We have plenty.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, hello. [laughs with Cathy]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do you want to watch the game with us? We're watching a game. The Heat game. Just a game.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Got it. Good night. Careful Jim, it gets easier and easier.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, no, no, Stanley.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>mm-hmm. [about to leave]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Stanley. Stanley.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>uh-huh.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Stanley. Uhh... you know what? Just bring back those bottles!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Whoa. the lights are still on.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, they keep them on 'cause it's less expensive than turning them on and off.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I like how guys just know stuff all the time.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Girls know a lot of stuff too, okay? And nobody knows more than you. Especially me.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[gasps] Hello, waffle iron.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hello, what do we have here?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, so the recipe says we need a mixing bowl...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Right.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>... a measuring cup...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Got that. [Metallic thud] Get down.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[whispers] It's the fuzz!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[whispers] Shh! do you want us to get scolded? Shut your beautiful, beautiful mouth, please.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>"I got too much ice cream. You want some?" "Getting' my fry on."</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Boring.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, "The moon is huge tonight."</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ooh, gosh, the moon one's damning. Yeah, sorry.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's regular text talk.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You forgot one.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>"You're such a great friend."</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>With the dots.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Five dots, Darryl, are you kidding me? Okay, 'cause three dots means 'to be continued', four dots is a typo, but five dots means "Whoa, do not make me say what I want to say, baby, but if I did, it would blow your mind, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh...</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>See? Yes. Thank you, sister.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Brandon, Darryl and me? That's ridiculous, right?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="recurring">val</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, totally crazy. Puts me in an insane asylum just thinking about it. I'm stranded on shutter island over here.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You look like Ed Harris if they stretched him a little bit.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[on phone] I'm sorry, I thought you'd want to know that I saw a bedbug in my room. But, never mind, sorry to interrupt.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wait wait wait wait, bedbugs? Oh no... Freak, I need a favor.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, then you have to call me by my name. Gabriel Susan Lewis.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's in it for GSL?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<QuoteText>You really want Packer as your boss?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Got it.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>Where did you see it?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>In the bed.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I haven't seen anything.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jeez...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Describe it.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Brown, shiny, painful bite.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Could be a bat weevil... Describe its mood. Did it seen sleepy?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Pshh. That's a bedbug.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Everything's a joke.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I know.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ow.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>God, oh. So greasy, you should just shave all this.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Just check it.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Alright.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. [jumps into bed] Cover me!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is this really nessecary?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ugh, god, I feel so gross. I have to go take a shower.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Alright, then I will catch you later... What do we do now?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We wait. [Shower starts] Come to papa.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Packer and Nellie are speaking softly to each other. Gabe sprays his inhaler into Packer's drink.]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know, Dwight, I think maybe you should check again.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nope, I wasn't bitten.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, maybe it isn't warm enough in here.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Come on.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know what? Maybe they just ate.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, you're good. Clean bill of health! Besides I gotta get back downstairs. I left Packer alone with Nellie for way too long.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, they're fine. They're adults.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is that really how you want to get this job?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Such a chorus girl.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, Dwight... Dwight... Dwight, Dwight Dwight!... uh...</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[in a bathrobe] Is crazy gone?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Jim does his signature face]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Nellie and Packer are dancing. Gabe winks at Dwight. Packer pukes all over Gabe's slacks and walks off.]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh!</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>They don't make these cords in boot cut anymore!</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Euughh... Pathetic, huh? A real man swallows his vomit when a lady is present... Hey.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, one death by chocolate, one bananas foster... Okay, cool. Thanks... I know, I'm a pig, right?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="recurring">cathy</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hmm? No.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[giggles] Wait, this why I exercise like a fiend. Feel. Seriously.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="recurring">cathy</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay alright. [gets up] I'm really sorry, uh, I just have to say it. I'm-I'm married. I'm very happily married.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh my God, what are you thinking?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cathy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">cathy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>um... I mean-</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I know that you're married, I sat at your wife's desk. How little do you think of me?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="recurring">cathy</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm sorry, I feel like maybe I'm-I'm I misread things. Okay, let's just go back to watching.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Can you... without running to the other side of the room all night?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, I can. [Cathy laughs] uh, all right. I'm really sorry. I think we'll just... we'll just watch. You can watch, not watch, whatever you want to do. Take another shower, I don't care.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay. [Sits next to Jim.] I am so cold.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Jim Face]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<QuoteText>Hey, Darryl. You okay?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>She's got a boyfriend.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Play it cool, man. She'll come around.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, you should go for it. I mean nothing would've happened with me and Jim if he didn't put himself out there.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>My husband would tell you to go for it.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, this is fun.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You should move down here with me.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We could be roommates.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>We could get a dog. We could go to R-rated movies. And who knows, I mean, you're a guy, I'm a girl-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Maybe in six months-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[louder] Six months?... um, okay, I'm in love with Kelly.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Put your forehead near mine, and see if you can read my thoughts.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay... Seven, one, one, nine...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, no, no, not numbers, no.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, okay.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Try again... Ugh, I'm still getting numbers! Seven, one, one... is anyone around here thinking the numbers seven one one? 'Cause please stop, okay?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dwight, give me a key card to your room. Meet me in seven minutes for some one-on-one time.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[gasps]Wait, the numbers!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mm-hmm.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>oh...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>mm-hmm...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>There you go.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Seven minutes. [Dwight and Nellie kiss]... Nellie, wait. Let me write my room number on the card. [chuckles]. [Dwight writes on the key card scratches it with a magnet and hands it back to Nellie]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[in voiceover] Win at all costs, don't respect women. These are the tenets I was brought up with, and they have served me well. But my ancestors never worked in corporate America, and before that, hunters. And before that, time travelers. And before that, me again. At least, that's how the legend goes. The point is they never had to worry about how they got ahead. They just had to put food on the table and not alter the past.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>1434-967, paid.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It has been processed.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It has been delivered.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="recurring">val</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's it, last one.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Everyone applauds]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Andy this has been an amazing night. Epic.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Cool-down fiesta begins right now. I got decaf coffee...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No way.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I got Romy and Michele's High School Reunion...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey. I just wanted to apologize. I mean, that was so weird. Can we just, like, never talk about it again?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Val</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sure.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, thanks.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="recurring">val</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, just so you know, me and you... I don't think that's ridiculous... Dot, dot, dot... dot, dot.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Jim walks into his room to find a bathrobe on the floor]</QuoteText>
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<Character type="meta">none</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right. Now I think it's time for you to go.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What? Oh, Jim, I thought we talked about this. You're cool, right?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cathy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">cathy</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Cathy, go.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[wearing face mask with spray chemicals in hand] Where's the bug?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Awesome.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[sprays the bed and Cathy] Stand back!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Aah! Stop, it, oh my god! That burns! what is that?!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cathy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">cathy</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[continues spraying the bed] It's a compound of chemicals I pulled off the maid's cart!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[coughs and moans]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Right there! [points to Cathy]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh stop it, stop it, stop it!</QuoteText>
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<Character type="recurring">cathy</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[coughs] Oh, big one! Big one! Really big one!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I can't breathe!</QuoteText>
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<Character type="recurring">cathy</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I think I saw it!</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Stop it! [runs out the door]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nice job, I think you got 'em.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You can't stay here, this place is a biohazard. If I were you, I'd just bunk with Cathy.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Jim face]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Second best Bananas Foster I've ever had.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh yeah? What's the first best?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[at the door, unsuccessfully trying to open it with the demagnetized key card] Dwight? [knocks] Hello? Dwight?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[whispers] Is that Nellie?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[whispers] Don't let-shh!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Are you in there? I can see the light on under your door. Hello? [knocks] [Dwight turns off the lights] Oh, look at that. The light went off, just as I said the light went on. Hello? [knocks] Dwight? [whispers] Dwight. [Dwight eats his Bananas Foster]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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</SceneList>
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