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<Quote>
<QuoteText>The documentary series finished airing ages ago. Why is PBS sending another crew?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We're getting bonus footage for the DVD.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Camera Man</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">camera-man</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>pff, Nobody buys DVDs anymore.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It'll be a pledge gift.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>PBS. The propaganda wing of Bill and Melinda Gates and viewers like you.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>In the past year, I have consolidated the entire Scranton paper market. We regained the white pages, the school district, Lackawanna county. We supply them all. I'm getting married tomorrow afternoon, and in the morning, there's a mini-reunion. A kind of a "where are they now" panel at a local theatre. It'll be nice to see everyone again. [laughs] I haven't seen Kevin since we let him go.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[mimicking trumpet] Today marks several important milestones. Stanley, as you know, is retiring.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes! Whoo, whoo, whoo!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Ah, I've been looking forward to this day since I was 18 years old.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Speech!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No! And our next and most thickly frosted cake is...for...Kevin.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes! Wait, why?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Go ahead and just read the frosting.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>"Get out."</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh-huh.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What does that mean?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It's a colloquial way of saying "you're fired," Kevin, which you are.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What? Dwight, you can't do that.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>The cake has spoken Pam. Sorry.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">All</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="meta">all</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well if anyone here can make a case for Kevin staying.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dwight...[overlapping objections]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">All</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Based...on his merit.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ooh.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Umm....</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm...good.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, Toby will stop it. Anytime anyone's ever been fired, Toby's blocked it, so...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. Yeah, I don't think...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Toby, wait. Wait. Hold that thought. Here's your cake. [squirts frosting on the top] Bye, bye Toby.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[crying] At least I got chocolate.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I bike to work now. Saves on gas, cheaper than a vasectomy and, uh, oh, yeah, it's good for the environment too.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Pam and I are great. She just recently finished her mural for the Irish cultural center.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Whoo! Yeah</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Crowd</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to Cici] Can you clap! Can you clap for mom?</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>And Dwight is imitating Japanese business practices for reasons he explained to us in Japanese.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[whispering] Angela, are you ready for the wedding?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[whispering] Yes. My heart is so open, I am so at peace. [scoffs] Look at Meredith. She's disgusting. Those feet. They're like the paws of an orangutan.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I think she looks good. Now that she's wearing sports bras, we don't see her boobs as much.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That is all. Have a good morning.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[after Angela kisses Dwight] What was that for?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[laughing] To remind you that our wedding's gonna be wonderful.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ah. I know. It just feels so empty with so many of the old gang gone.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>D, it's gonna be perfect. The only people that need to be there are you and me.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, and the old man to feed us the cheese that he's been fermenting since the day of my birth. You keep forgetting about him.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't...I don't know why.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I brought in some new faces, and one old. I always like Devon. I hired him back after Creed faked his own death in the baler the day after the doc aired. The only person he fooled was Kevin. Then the police showed up. Turns out, Creed was in the band "The Grass Roots" in the 1960's. During that time, the police say he sold drugs and trafficked in endangered species meat and stole weapons-grade LSD from the military.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, some fudge?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, thanks. I love your fudge.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Malcolm</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">malcolm</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thanks.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I think I gained a couple of pounds since I got here.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[laughing] Oh, you can afford it.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>After 16 years, it's strange sitting across from somebody who isn't Stanley. But...he'll get there.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, the limo's gonna be here at five. I need everybody to be ready 'cause I want to pack in a lot.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Party time! Whorehouse!</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">zeke</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, no. No whorehouse. This is Dwight's night, okay?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, you're the bestisch mensch.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dwight has made me his bestisch mensch. Which is Schrute for best man. He's putting himself entirely in my hands tonight. And I know for over 12 years I've done nothing but trick and prank him but tonight...only good surprises. "Guten Pranken". [chuckles]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh hey, Jim. I forgot to mention. Oftentimes, in Hollywood portrayals of bachelor parties, there are accidental murders. That won't be necessary tonight.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Great, now we got three hours to fill.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, hold on. Are you sure Mose isn't going to show up?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ever since Angela moved in and Mose had to stop sleeping at the foot of my bed, he's been acting pretty weird about this whole wedding thing.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mose has been weird? That's so unlike him.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, sure, I'll talk about it. Why not? American's next A Cappella Sensation aired my audition. And when I started sobbing uncontrollably, apparently that struck a chord with quite a lot of people. Not a very compassionate chord. The clip went viral, as they say</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[on computer] You can't just sit here and cry.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">casey</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, I can so just sit here and cry!</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Two million hits in the first week and then the parodies started. One from the Philippines got 12 million hits. And the late night comedy guys had a field day with it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[SNL Weekend Update]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[fake crying]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, Don't. Aw, come on, Baby Wawa. Don't be such a baby.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">seth-mayers</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[crying and pouring eye drops in his eyes]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, No. It's gonna be alright.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Seth Mayers</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">seth-mayers</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[pulling multiple tissues out]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's gonna be all right. For Weekend Update I'm Seth Meyers. That's Baby Wawa. Good night.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[still crying] Bye!</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">bill-hader</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>After my clip blew up, I actually got a call from the double rainbow guy and the fat Star Wars kid. Turns out they have a support group. [pause] Not really my scene.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[on the phone] Years ago, the senator promised a left turn lane by the Arby's. So I wanna know where in the name of horsey sauce is it? Well, yeah, you...hold on.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi. I keep seeing this symbol in the accounts from last year. It's..it's all over the place. I don't know what it means.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dakota</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">dakota</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's the reason Kevin got fired. It's his magic number. He used to use it to balance his accounts. He used to call it a Keleven. He told Dwight, [imitating Kevin] "A mistake plus Keleven gets you home by seven." He was home by 4:45 that day.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, I live in Poland now. The Scranton of the E.U. Thank you for flying me out here for the weekend. I'm looking forward to the reunion panel tomorrow. Can't wait to see everyone. Well, almost everyone.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hello! [laughing] Hello!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi! [goes to hug Nellie]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh. [laughs nervously]</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>How did you now my plane had arrived? How long have you been stalking me?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, no, no. no. My plane just got in. From New York. Are you still with Piotr?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. And I thought I unfriended you.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Anyone can follow a Twitter feed. Wanna share a cab?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[alone in cab} After Dwight fired me, I moved to New York to write the great American novel. I have six roommates. Heh. Which are better than friends, you know 'cause they have to give you one month's notice before they leave.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey-OH!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Andy?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're back?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[whispering to Phyllis] That's Baby Wawa, right? Oh, my God!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Malcolm</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">malcolm</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey man, good to see you.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you. Yeah,</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[hugging Andy]. Andy...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey! Aw! A bear hug from my favorite mama grizzly.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Andy, I've been worried about you. How are you?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>A little warm.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Poor, poor Andy.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[struggling] Okay. Aw. Thank you Phyllis.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hello, hello.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Darryl!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, what's up?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Didn't I just see you at the airport jumping in a limo?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What? Must've been another devilishly handsome debonair individual.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hmm.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, man. How are you doing? I, um...I didn't call 'cause I figured you changed the number.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No I didn't change the number. All good though. Phone never rings.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What? Ooh!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Surprise!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I thought you guys couldn't come.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, but then they moved the panel to the same weekend and the Doc crew paid to fly us in. It was kismet.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Kismet? Yeah, right. Pam and I came up with excuses for every other weekend. You remember my two lap band surgeries, right? Neither do I? "Guten Prank" number one.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You ready for tonight? We gonna tear up the town?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, better ask Jim.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>And Jim will say nothing.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[enters] Darryl! Andy!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey! Pam!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, Pam! How are you?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We're fine. Yeah. [hugs both Darryl and Andy] And I'm sure that you guys are fine too. Because why wouldn't you be?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mm-hmm.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Darryl, oh, my gosh. How is Austin? Tell me everything. How's the merger? I feel like I read about Athlead all the time.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I love it. And it's Athleap now. And the city is amazing.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. Yeah, it's hot. The music is awesome. And the tacos are...for real.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wow! That sounds incredible. [checking cell phone]. Oh, guys. Limo's here. Let's do this. Change if you need to.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Whoo, whoo, whoo.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, you guys, have fun. You too, Andy.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Aw!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Woah-Oh! Haven't been in one of these in forever.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>They wanted me to go to the bachelorette party with the girls. Really? Such a clich<63>. I'm a man. So I'm going to the bachelor party with the boys. I just have to remember how I acted before I came out.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>WASSUUUUP! [laughing]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wait, why are we stopping? Jim, this isn't on the itinerary.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Get out.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jim...wha... Come on! What...what are you gonna whack me, Jim?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, Dwight. You'll be doing the whacking.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>A bazooka. You remembered.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Of course I did.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[tearful laugh]. Get out of my way.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>OH! [all laugh and applaud after Dwight fires the bazooka]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">All</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="meta">all</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Woo! Okay!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah! [to camera] Guten Prank number two.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Private Room.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, brosef.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Amazing.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Enjoy, enjoy.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, I know you. Are you gonna sit here and cry?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Guy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">guy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, man, easy.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[fake cries]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Guy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">guy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, dude, leave him alone. What are you doing?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jim, it's fine. He'll just get you on his cell phone and then that'll go viral.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That happens a lot?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, I guess. But things are going well actually. I spoke at Cornell during commencement week. I mean, the seniors invited me as a joke but it was a huge success.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, I bet it was a smash.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's how I got my new job in the admissions office.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is that a volunteer program or...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. It's a job. Things are going great.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Let's get a drink in you, huh?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Whoo-hoo. Let's get this party started!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Where's my angel.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Rachel</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">rachel</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>This is my big sister Rachel.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, this is my big sister Angela.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Rachel</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">rachel</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[laughs] We're very close. We even have our own special language.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[speaks in a special language]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Rachel</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">rachel</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>People love it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>They do.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Rachel</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">rachel</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[sighs] Man, how long have we been sitting here?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi, boys!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stripper</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">stripper</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ohh...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">All</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="meta">all</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Here we go!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">clark</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, Thank God. We are famished!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, did somebody order the chef special?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stripper</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">stripper</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Right there.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, we haven't ordered anything. No one's even taken our drinks. Uh, what is the chef special? [music plays and stripper starts dancing on Dwight]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I bet you boys have a big appetite.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stripper</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">stripper</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, we do. So we'll have an onion loaf for the table, please. And tell us about your heartiest soups.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mm, I know what you want. I know exactly what you want.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stripper</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">stripper</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, an onion loaf for the table but that's not all. Now the chef special sounded good. What is it exactly?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ohh, shh. [places finger over Dwight's lips]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stripper</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">stripper</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, what are you doing? Are you giving me a taste of the chef's special? Tastes like cigarettes. That won't work. That's no good.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Whoo!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What? [knock at the door] Okay.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, boy.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Heard you guys needed some pipes fixed or cleaned or whatever.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jakey</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">jake</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Angela's special repairman is here.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wait, what is this?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Shut up. Jakey?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mom?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jakey</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">jake</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wait, wait. What?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, man.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jakey</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">jake</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, no, no, no. Just do your wok. Pretend mom's not here.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, that seems inappropriate.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Give the good show, my little entrepreneur.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jakey</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">jake</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Take it off. [music play]. Yeah! Good song choice, Jakey. Stripper's only as good as his song.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>oh, wowee wow.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Rachel</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">rachel</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Whoo-hoo...go, Meredith's stripper son.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Rachel, are you all right?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know! I don't know.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Rachel</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">rachel</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh geeze. [Jakey starts dancing on Angela]. Oh, my God!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Be gentle Jakey. Gentle. One second. Just one second. Look. [pushes Jakey aside and starts dancing on Angela]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, if anything, this is rougher. Stop it Meredith.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Fine. My bad. Go ahead Jakey.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Jakey resumes dancing] Uh, no. It's o...thank you. You know what? You don't have to...oh no, no, no. No, no, no. It's okay.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Now, for the last time, I'd like a side salad with balsamic.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dwight, for the last time, she's not a waitress.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">clark</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're telling me!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>If you want her to leave, just tip her.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What for? We haven't even gotten bread yet. Does anyone wanna split a twice baked potato? [to the dancing stripper] Do you have those? Those aren't deep fried, right?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That was interesting. [creaking sound] What was that?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's just the wind.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Will you lock the door?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay. [opens door] It's just the wind, see? Nothing.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Alright, see, you don't have to leave the door wide open. We get it. It's the wind. Just come and shut...[Mose grabs Angela and takes her away] OH! My God!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[screams]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">All</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="meta">all</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Phyllis!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's happening?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Rachel</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">rachel</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, man, never thought I'd say this but I think I ate too much bone marrow. [phone rings]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, it's the girls. Hey Pam. What? Angela's been kidnapped! Phyllis left the door open and some freak came and grabbed her and fled.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good old Mose. [laughing]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>They think it was Mose.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, great. He's getting into the spirit of the festivities. Fantastic. He just pulled off a Braut Entfuhrung.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What is that?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>A ceremonial bridal kidnapping. He will take the bride and hide her at a local pub and when I find the place, I have to buy everyone drinks. Ah, all right! Oh Mose.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wait a minute. You said the tradition is for the groom is search for her and it ends at a pub. So how about the last pub you'd ever set foot in in this town?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Right. Which one is that?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mm, hey driver. Why don't you take us to 3030 Adams?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is that Mose?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, it is! I am here for my bride!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, first, buy us a drink.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Mose</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">mose</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>If you want your bride, buy us a drink! If you want your bride, buy us a drink.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">All</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="meta">all</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Very well! Drinks on me! Bartender! [Kevin turns around] Oh.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, well, well, well, well, well. That's six "wells." Did I get that number right, Dwight?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I heard you bought a bar, Kevin.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes. I did. This one. Now get out!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to Mose] Why did you pick this place? [Mose points to Jim]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ooh.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You? You did this as a prank. My own Bestich Mensch.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nope, not a prank. I think it's time for you to bury the hatchet.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Waste of a good hatchet.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, just talk.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, w...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I heard you say "well" the first time.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I know Dwight misses Kevin. I saw him make his portrait out of a Wooly Willy. Tomorrow's his wedding day. You can't be anything but happy on your wedding day.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It was nothing personal. It's just that you were terrible at your job.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're just saying that to make me feel better.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No really. You were terrible at math and organization, time management, personal hygiene. Your internet searches were so filthy we had to throw our your computer.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is that all it was?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's it.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Come here [hugs Dwight]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I missed you Kevin.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I missed you!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ohh.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Guten Prank.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="recurring">mose</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, Mose. Guten Prank number three.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You've had your drink. Now where is my bride?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mose! What..ooh, Mose. [Mose opens trunk]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What the [bleep] is your problem you [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]?!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey. Hey, is Angela coming or...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. We can't see each other on our wedding day. And her legs are still numb from being in the trunk.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Right.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey guys.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
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<QuoteText>Stanley!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>How's Florida?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, great.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, I'm living in Florida now. Little town called Florida City, just on the edge of the everglades. The man who delivered my divorce papers came by fan boat which was kinda fun. I sit on my porch all day, carving birds.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Am I the only one that's nervous? How are you doing with this? Should we have bailed?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, no, I'm fine.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Doesn't seem like anyone cares about us anyway.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I guess this was work being filmed nonstop for nine years.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm sorry guys. This is probably on me. I got hated on pretty hard when that auto-tune went viral.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Just sit here and cry, just sit here and cry! Oh I can so just sit here and cry. You guys are really mean. It can't end like this you know. Slept in my car last night, quit my job. Burned all my bridges. And I did unspeakable things - You're just not good, you're just not good. - Are you insane? - You're just not good, you're just not good. - Chill out! [crying] Just sit here and cry...</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[watching at his bar] People actually dance to this. It's in my juke box. None of the money goes to Andy though.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[laughing] Yeah, people hate you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'll go talk to the manager. Maybe we should just go home. [walks down the hall]</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey! It's Andy Bernard!</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">man</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nard Dog! [cheers and claps] Ree-De-De-De-Doo! [repeats]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ree-De-De-De-Doo!</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>How did it feel to see your lives played out on tv?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">man</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's like seeing a documentary about how your food is made. It's kinda disgusting. You learn a lot, but I didn't wanna know any of it.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">david-wallace</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>With today's modern surveillance technology we are in a constant state of being watched weather it's our government or the government of other countries a.k.a. Google. You guys are being filmed way more than we ever were.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, no one recognizes me. But not all my friends call me Plop. So... thanks PBS.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pete</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, Jim, that DVD in the last episode was so romantic. And, um, I think we'd all love to know, Pam, what romantic thing did you do to pay Jim back for leaving Athlead?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, I mean, How do you pay back someone for something like that? But, uh, I don't know. I'm working on something.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>She pays me back every day just by being my wife so that's fine.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Awww.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>O-Kay.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>All I can say is, if I had Jim, he would have a free pass to do anything. I mean if I lucked into that... he could do anything. Anything.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[pause] I'm sorry. Is there a question?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, no.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Pam, what was in that teapot letter?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">man</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, um, well, you know, I... I just... I just think I would rather keep that private. You know, if you'd been filmed for nine years of your life, there'd be some things that you just wanna keep to yourself.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I hear ya. What did it say?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">man</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We're gonna move on. Next question please.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do you find that your life feels pointless now that nobody's actually filming you anymore?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">man</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">toby</Character>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I wanna know how everyone felt they were portrayed. Was it accurate?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">woman</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I got a beef with that. Um, for the first seven years, I was getting my PhD in School Psychology and they didn't show it. Yes, I was getting hammered but, hey, it was college.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I have a question for Jim and Pam. Everyone watching sees how much you love each other and how you're soul mates. So, Pam, how could you doubt that when Jim moved to Philadelphia?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Woman #4</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">woman</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Um, you know what, I actually didn't handle that move, uh, very gracefully. From not communicating to being a little selfish.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Listen, um... I was scared, you know? I loved what I had, and I didn't want to risk it. And I think that maybe I did doubt him a little too. Which was wrong because he's shown me time and again. But when the documentary started airing, people on the street told me that I had this fairy-tale romance. But there were a lot of times last year where it did not feel like a fairy tale. But then it got deeper, and it got stronger and now it's better than a fairy tale. It's like a long book that you never want to end. And you're fine with that because you just never, ever wanna leave it.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Like Harry Potter.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, like Harry Potter.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I have a question for Erin.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Really?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes. Um, the thing I found most compelling about the documentary was your search for your birth mother.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>So my question is, um, do... don't you hate her? I mean, I would just imagine that you were so angry at her that you would hate her.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Maybe sometimes. But not like "hate" hate. More just like, "Mom, I hate you!" And then she would say "go to your room, young lady." And I'd stamp my foot and run upstairs and I have a room, which is really cool. And then we'd just have dinner together. But I don't know. I'd have to meet her. Thanks.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Erin...</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Um...Oh, Erin..</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes? Is there a follow-up question? [realizes] Mom? [they hug]</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Erin... Same question but about your dad? [they hug]</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">ed-begley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, this feels like a good place to stop. Let's thank all of our wonderful panelists for being here on this wonderful panel today. [audience claps] Next week at the Scranton Cultural Center don't forget, Irish Step Dancing semifinals. Winning team to Mid-Atlantic. [applause and scattering cheers]</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">moderator</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Where's the, uh, basket for gifts?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Right there, sir.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Usher</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">usher</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi, I'm Dakota.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jeff Bomondo. I sell ceramic tile out of Newark.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nice.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">dakota</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>My wife's name is Kathryn. I can show you my social security card if it helps.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uck, Look at all this mud. Can you imagine if I had worn my Jimmy Choos? I just saved you 600 bucks mister.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thanks for helping out, sweetie.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Kelly, you're here.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, Ryan!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Whose baby is this? Oh, are, like, a nanny now?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, this little guy is mine.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>So I was dating this girl, and one day, she went out to get a new charger for her e-cigarette. Never came back. Oldest story in the book. [baby squeals]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Say "hi", Drake.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Drake is your baby's name?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That is an amazing name. I'm obsessed with Drake. His last album... it just touched me to pieces.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No Kelly, he's no named after a hip-hop artist from 2011. It's Drake, like a mix of Drew and Blake.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Cool. Well, he is so cute. Ravi, check out this cute baby. I'm obsessed with him. Ravi is a pediatrician and some of his patients are total uggos.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>They're called premature, sweetie. It's good to see you again Ryan.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="recurring">ravi</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Let me help you us.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thanks. [knees buckle] Oh. Ouch.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, boy. Maybe your heels are too high.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, my heels aren't too high. It's because I spent three hours in a car trunk. Thanks for not locking the door when I asked you to, Phyllis. [sighs] Sorry Phyllis. You didn't know. As long as I can get to the altar.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, I'm gonna get you to that altar. You can take that to the bank.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You ready?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[chuckles] You kidding? I was born ready. [mimicking heavy metal guitars]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dwight, Dwight, Dwight. Um... I don't know how to tell you this, but... we have a little bit of a problem.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, no. What?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>The minister just told me that it's tradition for the Bestish Mensch to be older than the groom.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, come on. I've never heard of such a thing.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I haven't heard of it, obviously. But I'm out because I am significantly younger than you-</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Not... significant is a big word...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I think it's definitely... Well, okay. Either way...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I think you're only a teeny...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Either way, Dwight... I can't be there for you. I'm sorry.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jim.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I just...really wish there was something I could do. [looks off]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[turns around] [whispering] Michael. I can't believe you came.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's what she said.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Best prank ever.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>As it is traditional to the Schrutes, the lovers are standing in their own graves as a reminder that this is the only escape from what they are about to do.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Minister</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">minister</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to Joan] See, I get what they are trying to do, but why are the graves so shallow?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[reading] "Arise, my love, my fair one, and come away. For lo, the winter is passed. The rain is over and gone. The time of singing has come and the voice of the turtledove is heard in our land. Let me see your face. Let me hear your voice for your voice is sweet and your face is comely. "</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I now pronounce you man and wife. [everyone cheers] Release the doves! [doves do not move right away]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Minister</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">minister</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's not...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much for coming. Now, please take your hay bales to the reception. They'll be used for seating. Complimentary hay hooks are placed alone the aisles. Just stab 'em on in there.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[After Dwight and Angela's dance]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">None</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="meta">none</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Everybody!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[dancing with Pam. They kiss] See, now you don't owe me anything.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ravi? Ravi? Drake has a bit of a rash. And he's hot.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, no.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ravi</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">ravi</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I was wondering could you maybe examine him for a second?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, yeah, you're not feeling well little guy? Okay, sure. Should we go inside?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ravi</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">ravi</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Actually, could you go inside? I'm feeling a little dehydrated. I could really use a little break, have some water.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Are you sure you don't wanna go in?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ravi</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">ravi</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ravi, just do it. That baby is burning up. Isn't this, like what you live for? Just go. Go.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you Ravi. Thank you so much. This is great for me and for Drake. Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know, Ryan. Baby Drake didn't look so good.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>He'll be fine. I let me suck on a strawberry. He's allergic but he'll get over it fast. I had to talk to you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You gave your baby an allergic reaction just to talk to me? [they kiss]</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael has so many pictures of his kids he had to get two phones with two numbers and he pays two bills.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[with Michael] Oh, my gosh, it's choreographed!</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>He just so happy to have a family plan.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Where'd you learn to dance like that?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">ed-begley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know. I've just always been really good at dancing.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[dancing with Pam] [sobbing]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is it me? Is it Nellie?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[sobbing] It's everything.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[dancing with Stanley] I missed you.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I missed you too.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Lots of people think that Stanley Hudson's a mean old grump. [laughs] But [crying] would a grump make this? It's me. It's me.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I love you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[laughing] I love you too.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We're gonna be together forever.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We're running off into the sunset.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I finally mastered commitment.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to Oscar] What was that stuff?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, has anyone seen Ryan... or Kelly?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ravi</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">ravi</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ooh! Yes. Uh, They left together a little while ago. Kelly was hoping that you would keep the baby so they can start a new life together.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, that's it. Here. [hands Drake to Kevin] Call child services and report an abandoned baby. We'll find a better parent than Ryan in no time.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ravi</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">ravi</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, I don't know.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Um, Kevin? Oh, I can help you with that. Yeah. I mean, I can find someone who will... who will love that beautiful little boy the way he deserves.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, this is better. [hands Drake to Nellie]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes. It is. Oh yes it is.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>If Ryan wants his baby back, please tell him where to fine me. We'll be somewhere in Europe. [looking at Drake] Won't we?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[crying] I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other. It's every parent's dream.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you go much.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good night.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good luck.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Great. It was really fun.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Val</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">val</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good evening.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>The Doc crew's throwing a big after party in the warehouse tonight.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Val</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">val</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, I heard. It sounds kinda lame. [to camera] No offense. You going, Toby?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, I don't know. I might turn in early.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's only 6:00. Come on, everybody's going.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You have to go, Toby.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, come on, Tobes.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pete</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">pete</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Come on.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Val</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">val</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. I'll stop by.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>There he is!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pete</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">pete</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I need to get out of this dress.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I gotta get out of this dress.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, I'm sorry Pam.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Carrol</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">carrol</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's going on?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[sighs] [whispering] Why are you still here?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[whispering] I'm so sorry. They were an hour late.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Carrol</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">carrol</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, really, what's going on?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, Okay. Um... so... this past year has been really great, and you've been great and I just... I know that you had to make this choice and you had to give something up for me. But I never want you to have to give up anything. I just thought if I could get us an offer then there wouldn't be anything standing in our way and I could come to you with this big Jim gesture... and show you all at once just how much I love you and how much I really do believe in your future.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sorry, how long have you been showing the house?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>About 2 months</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's why it's so clean.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I mean, you were gonna do this without me?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, you... you bought the house without telling me, so I thought I could sell it without telling you.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh... okay. Where would we go?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Austin? Maybe.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I promise you, you don't have to do this for me.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm doing it for us.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>The last...</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay. We'll take it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Buyer</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">buyer</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to the buyer] Hold on a second. [to Pam] The last few months have meant the world to me and all I care about...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hold on a second. [turning] Wait, what did you just say?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We wanna buy your house.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Buyer</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">buyer</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You wanna do this?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I wanna do this.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You really want to do this?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I really want to do this!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[hugging Pam] [laughing] Oh my God!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, Darryl. [whispers in his ear]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What? All right!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We're so excited.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Cool.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, that's for PBS executives only.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Woman</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">woman</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I had to pledge $50 to my local PBS station just to get this.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I think your ideas are fantastic, Oscar. I'd love to contribute to your campaign.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">david-wallace</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you David.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, could I please have your attention? So a year ago, I got my first art commission to paint a mural for Dunder Mifflin and I decided to paint the history of paper...,which was just some trees and stuff. And then someone spray painted a bunch of butts on it and I had to start from the beginning. But it all worked out for the best because I think that I've painted the perfect thing which is the history of us. All of us. And this is for you Jim. [applause] And go ahead! [drape drops and everyone cheers]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Everyone, Let's take our picture in front of the mural. Oh, um, I just...I kind of meant just everybody from the office.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[taking pictures] Very nice. Just a couple dozen more. Smiles, everybody, smiles. All right, that's great. I got enough. Thank you, everybody.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Photographer</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">photographer</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[whispering to Pam] Let's go outside</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, I need a drink.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, we all need a drink. [opening Meredith's drawer] What the...there's only dandelion tea and raisins in here.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, bottom drawer.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[answering the phone] Dunder Mifflin, This is Pam. Oh, I'm sorry. Jim Halpert doesn't work here anymore.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I didn't watch the whole documentary. After a few episodes, it was too painful. I kept wanting to scream at Pam. It took me so long to do so many important things. It's just hard to accept that I spent so many years being less happy than I could have been. Jim was 5 feet from my desk and it took me four years to get to him. It'd be great if people saw this documentary and learned from my mistakes. Not that I'm a tragic person. I'm really happy now. But...it would just...just make my heart soar if someone out there saw this and she said to herself "be strong, trust yourself, love yourself. Conquer your fears. Just go after what you want and act fast, because life just isn't that long."</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>If there is one thing that I have learned through this whole experience, it's that if you film anybody long enough, they're going to do something stupid. It's only human natural.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey guys.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">All</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="meta">all</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What about the honeymoon?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, the honeymoon can wait till tomorrow. We wanted to hang out with you guys. I mean, when are we all going to be here together again?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Aww, J, P and D. The Three Amigos. Ah, it warms my heart. Hey, what do you say, when I get back from out honeymoon, the three of us have a conference room meeting just for fun? [pause] What is that meaningful look?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know what? Maybe we should talk.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, come here. You guys need to see this.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What is it?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[on the computer] You're probably sitting there wondering what will be your mark. What will you be known for? It might surprise you to learn...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I finally feel ready. Athlead is growing...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Athleap.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>And Jim can jump back in without skipping a beat. We'll come back to visit. But I think it's time for us to officially...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, don't say it. You're fired! You're both fired!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dwight, come on. Don't end on a bad note.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Don't be an idiot. It's for the severance. The best I can do one month for every year you've been here. That's the max.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thanks Dwight.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, and if you're ever in Austin...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Woah. Right. For what, the art? The music? The incredible nightlife? No thank you. But if you're ever in the area, you'll always have a place to stay...in my barn.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>There it is.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do I get along with my co-workers? Well, first of all, I don't have co-workers anymore, I have subordinates. So... have I gotten along with my subordinates? Let's see. My supplier relations rep, Meredith Palmer, is the only person I know who knows how to properly head bang to Motorhead. Oscar Martinez, my accountant, is now godfather to my son. Angela Schrute, my former accountant is now my wife. My top salesman, Jim Halpert was best man at my wedding and office administrator Pamela Beesley Halpert is my best friend. So...yes. I'd say I have gotten along with my subordinates.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[on computer] You might feel sorry for me but I actually feel sorry for you. Because you're about to leave Cornell. So say it with me: [all]: Oh, I can so just sit here and cry.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, Yes!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You did good. Real good.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thanks Dad...Darryl.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I spent so much of my time here at Dunder Mifflin thinking about my old pals, my college a cappella group. The weird thing is now, I'm exactly where I wanna be. I got my dream job at Cornell and I'm still just thinking about my old pals. Only now they're the ones I made here. I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them. [pause] Someone should write a song about that.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You take something ordinary, like a piece of paper. It's not much. But if you see it in the right way...And that's what you did with this documentary. But seriously, you made a nine-year documentary and you couldn't once show me doing my origami.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[walking out of the bathroom discovered by all] Uh..ohh!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[playing guitar and singing] I saw a friend today. It had been a while. And we forgot each others names. But it didn't matter. 'Cause deep inside the feeling still remained the same...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Imagine going back and watching a tape of your life. You could see yourself change and make mistakes...and grow up. You could watch yourself fall in love, watch yourself become a husband, become a father. You guys gave that to me. And that's...an amazing gift.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, Jim, remember flonkerton when you did Office Olympics? It was awesome.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thanks Phyl.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I still have my medal from that.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do you even have a mattress?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, but I still have my medal from that.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oscar. Oscar. [crying] I think I'm gay.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why do you say that?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[sniffles] It's just that I'm so emotional.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, but you're not gay. You're not gay.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, but maybe the reason...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're not gay.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[still playing and singing] And all the faces that I know have that same familiar glow. I think I must have known them somewhere once before.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>How did you do it? How did you capture what it was really like? How we felt and how made each other laugh and how we got through the day? How did you do it? Also, how do cameras work?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Everyday when I came into work, all I wanted to do was leave. So why in the world does it feel so hard to leave right now?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It all seems so very arbitrary. I applied for a job at this company because they were hiring. I took a desk at the back because it was empty. But...[chuckles] no matter how you get there or where you end up, human beings have this miraculous gift to make that place home. [standing with two cops] Let's do this.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I just feel lucky that I got a chance to share my crummy story with anyone out there who thinks they're the only one to take a dump in a paper shredder. You're not alone sister. Let's get a beer sometime.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm happy that this was all filmed so I can remember everyone and what we did. I worked for a paper company all these years and I never wrote anything down.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I sold paper at this company for 12 years. My job was to speak to clients on the phone about quantities and types of copier paper. Even if I didn't love every minute of it, everything I have, I owe to this job. This stupid...wonderful...boring...amazing job.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I thought it was weird when you picked us to make a documentary. But all in all...I think an ordinary paper company like Dunder Mifflin was a great subject for a documentary. There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
</SceneList>
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