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<SceneList>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Morning, Dwight</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Fake Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">fake-jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Who are you?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Who am I? I'm Jim. We've been working together for twelve years. Ha, Weird joke, Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Fake Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">fake-jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You're not Jim. Jim's not Asian</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You seriously never noticed? Hey, hats off to you for not seeing race.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Fake Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">fake-jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Alright then Jim. Ahhh, why don't you tell me about that sale that you made yesterday?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Uh, Wellington systems? Sold them 10 cases of 24-pound letter stock. Or, were you talking about Krieger-Murphy? Because I didn't close that one yet, but I'm hoping I've got a voicemail from Paul Krieger waiting for me.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Fake Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">fake-jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Please enter your password.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Voicemail</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">voicemail</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You have one new message.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Voicemail</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">voicemail</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>How did you know? No! No, no! That is sensitive information only for employees, not outsiders!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Dwight, cut it out, I'm trying to work.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Fake Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">fake-jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You don't work here! You're not Jim!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Jim, I got us that dinner reservation. Grico's at 7:30.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh great, can't wait. [Kisses Pam]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Fake Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">fake-jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Jim's at the dentist this morning. And Steve is an actor friend of ours.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I don't know who you are, but you are not Jim. This is Jim!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[Dwight shows fake Jim of the Halpert family portrait but notices that Jim and the kids have been replaced with fake Jim and Asian kids]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">None</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="meta">none</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh my--! Oh d--! Oh, how did--? [gasps] Huhhhhh!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Heyyy! Study buddies!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, ok.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Getting things done. Awesome!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's all about finding ways to make yourself more efficient. Life hacking, baby. This morning, I brushed my teeth in the shower. Saved my self 90 seconds. Which I just used to explain this to you. Damn it!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Since Andy promoted me to assistant regional manager, I've been trying to step my game up, you know, be more productive. In fact, you know what? Let's knock out a few more of these sound bites while we're here. [pauses] Whoa! That person has really gotten him or herself into quite a predicament.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[speaking in French] S"il vous plait...dites-Moi...Ugggghhh les Bleagh!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ah, French. It's a great language. If you're a chain-smoking acrobat.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm just trying to fit in better with Andy's family. They all speak more than one language. Usually when I'm there!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You wanna learn a really impressive second language? Try dothraki. Win over any man in my guild.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Dothraki is the native tongue of the nomadic war-mongering horse lords of Essos as featured in the superb Home Box Office series, Game of Thrones. It has a lot of nudity. Which I fast-forward through to get to the chopped-off heads.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I could teach you if you want. It's a lot easier than French.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah! Let's do it!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[exclaims] Atherozar!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[shocked] Oh!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It means "excellent". And we have begun.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[asks Nellie who is tapping a pen on her desk]. Is everything okay?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hmm? Oh--oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fine. Fine, fine, fine. I'm mean, I d--I just don't wanna--burden you with my massive stress freak outs!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Great.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's just that I am taking my driver's license test in two days, and I need to practice with an experienced driver in the car. But I've had no time to do that, thanks to "Demandy"...[Points to Andy's office with her thumb]. I just want to hit the open road and drive, man! But...in who's car?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[yells] Nellie! Get your wrinkly old balls in here.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[sighs]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Nellie, I could practice with you in my car at lunchtime.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, Pam, thank you! You are my savior! [hugs Pam]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[giggling] ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="true">{Nellie} and {Pam}</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>[to Jim] I'm sorry, I'm leaving you alone for lunch.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Don't worry about it. I have a thing. A thing of soup. Which I've been wanting to try.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>This is my research into how we might produce child-proof paper that doesn't give you paper cuts. We can't. And here is a print out of your genealogy from thisisyourfamilytree.com</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Executive-summary me. Hit the highlights.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Well, it turns out, you are a distant blood relative of Michelle Obama!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>As in...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Wife of Barack, loves gardening, wants to wipe out fat children.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>[silently mouths] Wow!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>This is super-flattering. She's the most popular person in America. This is a big day for both of us.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>My fellow Americans, I have a feeling my approval rating is about to go through the roof. Turns out, I am related to Michelle Obama.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>I was intimidated by Andy's family before. And now I have to see the First Lady at holidays? She's gonna be like, "What's your stance on politics?" Or, "What is the best war to do?" And, I will just be like, "Duhhhh!"</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Alright! We gotta get rid of all this junk food. Get fit, America! Not sure if the buzz has reached the annex yet, but uh...I'm related to Michelle Obama.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[Clark and Peter clap]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">None</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah we noticed early on, Andy really appreciates enthusiasm.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pete</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>So we decided the best way to get ahead here is to be his cheerleaders.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oooohhhhhhhh!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[They clap when Andy slams dunks his garbage into the bin]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">None</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[They clap when Andy prints a paper copy out]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">None</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="meta">none</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[They clap when the water cooler jar makes bubbles while Andy is standing next to it.]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">None</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="meta">none</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's starting to have this reverse effect, though, where I really do think the stuff he does is awesome.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, me too. It's weird. Hard to remember what's real at this point.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pete</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">pete</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Just clap through it, man.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Clark</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">clark</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You log in sales at ten different times. If you log 'em all at once, you save a lot of time. It's called batching.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That was really good, Darryl.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Life hacking, man.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>There he is!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Andy, you gotta check this out. He just showed me--[gets interrupted by Andy].</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[shushing Jim] Ahhhthathathathathta. Right now I need canned tuna, okay? Darryl, guess which talented individual, who also has a killer singing voice, is related to the First Lady?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Tracee Ellis Ross. Daughter of the First Lady of Motown, Diana Ross.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's me! [chuckles] I am related to Michelle Obama.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What?! Really?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I mean, it's distant, but...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[chuckles in agreement] Huh ha! That's cool, man.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Right?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Darryl said, "Cool, man." He called me as cool man.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You know, I really do think it would be worth it to pull over and just take ten minutes to eat.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Mmmm--the thing is Pam, I'm gonna be eating while I'm driving, so, I might as well get good at it.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Brake lights. Break lights! Break lights! Break lights!!!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Whhooooo!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I'm just saying, what does it imply in this country when a white person shares an ancestor with a black person?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You think that Andy's family owned slaves?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Well somebody owned somebody. And I don't think anybody would buy an Andy.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I throat-rip.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Foth aggendak!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You throat-rip.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Foth aggendi!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>He/she/it throat rips.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Foth aggenda!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>More of a, barbaric growl.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[in a barbaric growl] Forth aggenda!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Louder! You're shouting it from the back of a horse!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Wah!! Aggenda!!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Pretty crazy about Andy and Michelle Obama, huh?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[laughs mischievously] Yeeeeahhhh! It's almost unbelievable!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Well, you know how Andy has been really salting my onions, lately.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Sure.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Well, when he asked me to look up his ancestry online, I remembered that news story about Michelle Obama having white relatives, and I just knew he would eat that up!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>So he's not related to Michelle Obama?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Pam, I barely know how to turn on my computer.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[laughs]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Nellie's pretty fearless. And I think she might be maybe even almost sort of fun.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[whispers] Pam! [she pretends to slam a wrench over the tire service guy's head].</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[laughs]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, if there's another explanation, I don't really see what it could possibly be. I--[gets cut by Andy barging into the convo]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What's going on here? I'm related to the first lady, okay? Get over it. [chuckles] I still need weekly status reports from most of you, sooooo, can we get back to work, please? Get back to work! [Mimicks smacking everyone with a whipl].</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<QuoteText>Andy! Andy! No! I would be very polite today.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Why? Is it employee's day or something? I cannot keep track of these BS holidays.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Your connection. To Michelle Obama has certain... negative connotations. Most likely, your family were--slave owners.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Does anyone else think it's possible that I come from slave owners?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[everyone raises their hands.]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Whoa! That person has really gotten him or herself into quite a predicament.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey mom, it's Andy. Give me a call when you get a chance gotta quick question for you, uhhhh no big deal just about America's national shame, thanks, Bye.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[Continues] Where were we? Uhhhh, yes. Okay. Your...productivity thing.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes, yes, yes.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Great. Ooo! Spreadsheets! Yum, yum!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I included some time saving ideas...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Huh huh huh. Look, I'm not gonna lie to ya, I'm a teensy bit distracted right now.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Look, Andy, even if your ancestors did own slaves, it wouldn't be your fault. This is only weird if you make it weird.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[snaps his fingers] Right on, brotha. Wurddd.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Addor!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Daraas!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Qazer!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Daraas! [asks the rest of the office] Does anyone here have fermented mare's milk?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey Erin!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Azem choma! Chomakka-attun!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh--okay. Sorry.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, still, it must great to have something else going on outside of work.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah--turn signal. It's exciting to be painting again--those are the wipers. So--the--its--just. There you go! Yeah. [chuckles] Yeah, things get so busy with the kids--red light--that it's nice to have that creative outlet--red light! Red light! Red! Red!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That is brilliant, Pam. I would love to see some of your work.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, since we're stopped at a light, uhhh, here is...the mural I did for Angela's baby.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That's amazing, Pam! Oh, I love the lion in the tuxedo!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Angela insisted that all the animals be fully clothed.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[to Erin]. Heyyy, has anyone turned in their status reports up here?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Vos!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So, no? You think maybe you could remind people? I'm trying to down play the whole bossy boss thing today.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Because of your slaves.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Not my slaves, my ancestors'. Maybe. Probably not.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, if it makes you feel any better, the dothraki word for "slave master", "attafrauk!", is a term of respect. I'm learning how to speak dothraki! Color you impressed?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That you're learning a made-up language from HBO's Game of Thrones? I have a lot going on today...but this was a great nerd-out!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Dwight, you didn't tell me you were teaching me a fake language.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>People laughed at Klingon at first, and now you can major in it.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hi guys.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey boss! I am so thirsty. Could I have a scoop of water?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah. You don't have to ask me.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[Phyllis lets out stifled laughter]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ha ha! Okay. Great. Very funny. I get it. Just because my ancestors happen to be--[ringtone of Dixie plays]. Very funny, Kevin. Changed my ringtone. Very funny. I liked the original song on my ringtone, which, you may remember, was "Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes" by Paul Simon, featurinnnngg Lady Smith--African American--Mambazo.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Good. Very good. [cell phone beeping]Oh--no! Here. It's, uh, a text from Andy. "New special proj. Need fam tree for evbody. Really dig up dirt A.S.A.P." And then in parentheses, he wrote out "as soon as possible."</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Mm. Ugh, looks like its pretend-y time again. Write back, "looking for dirt."</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, can I help? We could say someone is related to, uhm, Tonya Harding.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Pam, I'm related to Tonya Harding.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh--gee--I'm--</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No! I'm just practicing my lyyiiinggg! [whispers] I love it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Brilliant!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What should we say about Jim?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ummm. Oh! I'll say he's related to Richard Nixon. It's an inside joke. He looks really Nixon-y when he wakes up.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>My ex behaved like Nixon. All of the lying. None of the sexual charisma. [pauses] I just made a joke there.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm sorry. It's just, uhm, I actually do have this weird feeling that there's something Jim isn't telling me.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh no! Oh! An affair! It is always an affair!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Jim? No.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[sighs]. How can you be sure?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Because he just loves me too much.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You're a cocky little thing, aren't you, Pam?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I've done a little genealogy research of my own. Turn out I'm not the only one with a few skeletons in the ol' family closet. For example, Phyllis's great-great grandmother was responsible for spreading cholera to the United States.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ew.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Kevin is related to both John Wayne Gacy and John Wayne Bobbitt.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>And John Wayne?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No. Not that I see here.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Wayne Johnson? The Rock?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>You mean Dwayne? And no. What about Jim Halpert? Uh oh! Turns out, distant relative of the reviled, Richard Nixon!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Pam always says I look like Nixon. That's crazy, right? I mean there's nothing there. True--[touches his nose] Oh no.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Dwight's grandfather was a--[is interrupted by Dwight].</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Was a member of the Bund. Which is not technically the same thing as the Nazi party. So...[clears throat]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>I was gonna say he was a tax evader.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh. I was joking about that whole Bund thing. Oh ho, the look on your faces! Hahhahahahahah! Hahahahahah!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>And Meredith is a blood relative of Lizzie Borden.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Cool! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! [mimics stabbing into Angela's throat]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Stop it! Stop it! You're frightening me!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Andy, did you call this meeting just to talk junk about our families?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, that--you're being really mean, Andy.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, Andy.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, I'm proving a point, okay? We all have ancestors who may have done horrible things in the past. But it's in the past and it's not our fault. So we don't have to talk about it.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>The difference is, Andy, that you're the only be here still benefitting from the terrible things that your ancestors did.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Might've done. And how... do you figure?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Your family's rich! I have to believe that a big part of the Bernard fortune was earned on the backs of slaves.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You know, there's nothing wrong with being successful in America, Oscar! I'm not gonna apologize for my family's wealth. That wealth, could one day benefit society...if capital gains are ever taxed as the same rate as earned income.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[ringtone of Dixie plays] Okay, Kevin did that. I do not wish I was in Dixie.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[answers phone] Hey mom, how are ya? Did any Bernards ever own a plantation in the south?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[to the group] She said no! Take that!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>[gets back on phone] Follow up question. Did any Bernards, ever, make money, in an unsavory way?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[speaks quietly into the phone] I just asked you! Why didn't you just say that?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[continues speaking quietly] Oh, stop! Stop! Stop talking! Stop taking! That's--no! I don't wanna know that. Ok. You're interrupting a meeting I have to go. Love you. Bye.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[faces the group] Well, turns out the Bernard's of yore did not own slaves.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Really?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>We merely transported them. Which at worst, makes us amoral middlemen.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[Clark begins to clap but Pete immediately stops him.]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">None</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yo, d-dog. I need your help. I'm trying to think of things I can say that make it sound like I had a more difficult childhood than I actually had.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You're gonna po' mouth</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Exactly. Help me po' mouth, Darryl.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Actually, Andy, you promised me five minutes to talk about productivity suggestions--</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What if I said that my dad beat me. And, I just left out the croquet of it all. Or, I could just go all the way and just say I grew up in an apartment. Or is that too crazy?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That could work.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You now, Darryl, this is textbook assistant regional manager stuff here, and I feel like I'm doing all the heavy lifting. I'm coming up with all the ideas here.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm going for a walk.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[with a sigh] Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Good. Good. And--[Nellie hits the car against the bushes]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You doing alright, man?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm done. I gotta get out of here.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah. Not the easiest day to be assistant regional manager.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's not just today, it's everyday. It seems like the better title I have, the stupider my job gets.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, come on, it can always get better. Right?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hmm. Yeah right</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, I'm serious. There's always something better.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Like what?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Like hypothetically... if I said there was another job. That you and I could both have.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What kind of job?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Something cool. Like, sports marketing or... that sound something like you'd be into?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hell yeah!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Right?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That sounds awesome!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ok, but wait. What if I told you that it was in Philly! So you'd have to...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I love Philly!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Right?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's not even a thought--</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Not even a thought! It's not even that far away! I could still commute! Exactly. Exactly! Alright!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What? Wait, wait, wait? So what? This happening?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, it's happening! Let's just keep it between you and me for right now.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. For sure. for sure. Man! And Pam's into it?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>We, uh, we haven't talked about. But I think that she's--I think she understands... what this is.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, come on, man. I thought you had something real.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What? No, no, no! Come on! This is real!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's not real... until your wife is on board.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>So what did you want to show me?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That is quite an ugly wall, isn't it?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah. It's really ugly</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Needs something, doesn't it? I'm thinking...a mural.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You mean me?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes! You! You are soo talented! It's going to be my next special project. Hiring Scranton's most dangerous young muralist to paint the warehouse wall.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh my god! I love it! Uh, I--Nellie, this is brilliant! [sees Jim] Hey!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey! Can I talk you? For a second?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Anything you have to say to her, you can say to me. She never loved you!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>What?! No! I-I got this. [Laughs] Okay?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[quietly] This is his fault. It is not your fault. I'm gonna find you someone better, and rich.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>And Filipino. But we'll break that to her later.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[to Darryl] You know what this is all about.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yeah. You too, huh?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yeah. Go on, spill it. Tell her all the gory details, youuuu sssnake!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hey! He deserves this. And he said I could get in on it too. [whispers] Yeah.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Ohhh, Pam, nooo! Oh, I can't bear to watch this.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I don't know what I was so worried about. I have the best wife in the world.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I still can't believe he didn't tell me.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I was helping Nellie drive--[Stanley interrupts]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Do not care.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Fonas chek!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pete</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">pete</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Dothraas! chek! [giggles]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I like that guy. We should hook him up with Meredith.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[in agreement] Hmmm!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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