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Vendored
2746 lines
103 KiB
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Vendored
<SceneList>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[to webcam] Hello. My name's Oscar. I'm an accountant in Scranton, Pennsylvania and I'm gay. And I'm here to tell you that yes- it does get better. When I was younger, um-</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What's he doing?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>He's searching out younger gays.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, it's just a way to tell young people, no matter how hard it gets for them, there's a brighter future ahead.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>...with you. [chuckles]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No matter how hard it gets for you, eh- Kelly, seriously, I-</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Just keep chatting. I'm just checking my makeup in your webcam.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Do you not own a mirror?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Webcams make me look the way I do in my fantasies.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I know, right? What is it? You always look so good in those things.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm throwing out all my mirrors.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay, as you can see, I now have a cool job at a dynamic workplace. Being gay is a celebration of life, it's a simple-</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, I'm sorry, I just can't sit idly by and have the gay youth of America misled by some reductionist-</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">robert</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's not misleading.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>-pep talk. Sexuality is a spectrum. It's a paradox to think of any sexual activity as "normal." It gets better but it also gets vastly more complicated.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">robert</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, Robert, that guy, he looks just like you. [Robert backs into Kevin's nose] Ooh! [whimpers]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ow! Damn it, Kevin! God!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">robert</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You okay, Robert?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Fine.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">robert</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Put some ice on it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>In any case, it gets better. [Kevin cries] Maybe- maybe not much better... but better.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>One, two, three!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Sasha</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">sasha</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I wanted to give a nice gift to the tenants in the building. At first I thought, "muffin basket." Then I thought, "What's even more precious to people than muffins?"</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Can you just smile, please?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jake</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">jake</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I don't want to!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>...their own children.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey everybody, just a few hours left for the free family portrait studio. Darryl. We'd love to see little Jada come by. Angela? Why don't you bring by your little angel?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No thank you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Jim, you've got those two cute kids. We sure would love to see them.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I know why you're doing this, Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Last week, I may have gone too far. I'll explain it quickly. Basically, I found out where he gets his clothes dry-cleaned. Custom ordered the same suit, made with tear-away Velcro. And... you can fill in the rest.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[Jim rips off his clothes] Wha-? [Stanley laughs] Damn it, Jim!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Now he's trying to get me to bring my children in to work. I think it's fair to be cautious.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Let me get this straight. You lost all of it. All your winnings. A hundred and fifty thousand dollars.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Bad economy. Bad investment.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Hide</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">hide</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You mean to tell me no one wanted an energy drink for Asian homosexuals?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>They did not.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Calvin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">calvin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>And you got half a million of these? Well I gotta try it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I wouldn't.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Calvin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">calvin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Aw, come on. What's the harm? [makes face] Mmm. What flavor was that?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Coconut penis.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Hide</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">hide</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>The coconut's pretty subtle.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Come on, man. Can't you just give us a yes or a no?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Calvin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">calvin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<QuoteText>I don't know, man. Y'all quit with a lot of confidence. I mean, it was like, y'all came up in here dancing and everybody was- [sees Val] ooh, hold on a second. [sees Brandon] Oh.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>If I were Val, I would break up with Brandon. Then I would date the hell out of me. I wouldn't give in to me too fast, let me buy myself some nice dinners and such. But when I finally did give in, I would go crazy on myself.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[wearing janitor outfit] Hi guys.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>How's it going, man?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[whimpering] I'm- I'm good, thank you. And how are you?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Great, yeah, good.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, how the mediocre have fallen.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh God.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<QuoteText>Look, I'm not here to get my old job back. I had my opportunity, I blew it, I'm moving on. I just wanted to come in here and literally beg you for something, anything. I will sweep the floors, water the plants...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, you don't understand-</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Clean the toilets.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I don't need anyone to-</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Pull the poop out of the toilets.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That's not even a thing.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Just, please...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Andy.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Please!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Andy.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Give me something!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Why don't you clean the carpets for today?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You're welcome. Up you get then. Pick yourself up. There it is.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You don't need to-</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">nellie</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I have a delicious secret.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Good, good. This carpet's overdue for a good mopping.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">creed</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Is a mop the most efficient tool to use on a carpet?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, it is actually.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Mmm, I can't hold it in any longer. Um, I am faking this, okay? Because I convinced David Wallace to buy Dunder Mifflin back from Sabre. And at three o'clock today he's gonna walk in here and reinstate me as manager.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[enters with the kids] Family picture!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Pam? No!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>What? Honey, we talked about this.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No, we talked about not bringing them in to Dwight's photo studio slash trap.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yes, and then we decided that was crazy.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No, we decided it was crazy not to worry about it.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No, we settled in a much more rational place, remember?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Nope.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>We decided that there's no way Dwight would harm a child.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>But are you a hundred percent sure? I don't think any of us are.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>No, no.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Nope.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>But it's free. And we'll keep our eye on them.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>That's-</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Yes!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>That's-</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>And we'll make sure Dwight doesn't do anything C-R-A-Z-Y.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Wait, C-R-A-Z...</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Great, right up there.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Yeah?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Yeah. You just sit right here. Here we go.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Alright. Why don't you just-</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Oh, great. Thank you.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>-give him to me and... perfect.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>This is great.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>You ready?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Excuse me.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>There we go.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Just do it.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>I'll just stand here?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Yeah, just keep your eye on Dwight, great.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Sir, could you look into the camera?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Photographer</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="background">photographer</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Let's do it, shoot it.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Sir.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Photographer</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="background">photographer</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Great.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Up here. [whistles]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Jim, right here, right here. [snaps fingers] Okay, good.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh, so that's it?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That's it.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>See? That wasn't so hard.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Cute kids, thanks for coming.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Hello, Erin. Hello, everybody.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Senator Lipton</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Uh, what? Why? Uh, hi honey. What- how are you doing?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hi, you know, my office got a call that they were shooting family portraits right here. And if there's one thing that every politician instinctively understands, it's a good photo op.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Senator Lipton</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>[laughs] Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Heh.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, you're going to go through the hallway. Here's a map. And if you get lost, just follow the blue line. [points to line on floor]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Thanks.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Senator Lipton</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Well, well, well. Senator Lipton, welcome. Angela.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Nice to see you. May I hold him?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Sure.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Senator Lipton</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No. I am going to hold him because I haven't seen him all day.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I think that Dwight is doing this whole thing to, um, get a sample of my baby's DNA to prove he's the father. Which... is impossible... because the senator is the only man I've ever been with.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[Phillip cries] See the duckie!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay, hold on for a second, folks. A few of the baby's hairs are out of place.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, thank you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Senator Lipton</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[slaps Dwight's hand away] No. No. I like the baby's hair the way it is.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Really?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>This is getting more and more delicious by the minute. [gargles alcohol, chokes, coughs] It's go time.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey Nellie, I made soup - I made you some soup.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, I don't want any soup.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>But it's really good- [drops soup] Oh!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh come on, Andy!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I know this is going to be a great payoff.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>A delicious moment.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>But after you're manager, some of these images are going to be hard to shake.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Well, but it-</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Just calibrate. Okay? Calibrate.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Okay, here we go. Oh, you know what? I don't want to throw a wrench in the works, but I want everything to be perfect and the baby's fingernails are just bothering me-</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Uh-uh, leave us alone.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I guess we're okay with the fingernails.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Senator Lipton</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay, great. Suit yourself. Although, are those excess skin cells on the baby's cheek distracting to you as well?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Dwight, we're fine!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oopsie, did somebody make a boopsie?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Senator Lipton</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh no. [laughs]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm just gonna take him out and change him just for a second.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Senator Lipton</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>He defecated, aw.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You're stinky.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Senator Lipton</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>A lot has changed since y'all left, okay? You're gonna have to jump through some hoops. And the new foreman is here. Now she's one of the best we've ever known, okay? So I need you to show her your upmost respect. Make sure she feels welcome and at home, okay? Can you do that?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That's some pretty blatant complementing you're doing there, man. I don't even talk to her like that.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brandon</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Uh, Brandon?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Val</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I would.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You would?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brandon</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Sounds like you're trying to hit on my girlfriend.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brandon</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Calm down, he's not.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Val</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes, I am. Just so everyone's on the same page.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[scoffs] So you really think she's gonna leave a guy who owns his own restaurant for a dude who ate his own restaurant?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brandon</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Brandon!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Val</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Good slam.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Thank you, Biggie.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brandon</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Good luck to you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, and have a burger for me.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, shall we take a few more?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I think we have all the shots we need. Thank you, Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay. There we go.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No! Dwight! Give me the diaper! Dwight!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Is this what you were looking for? Huh? Huh?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Andy, we wanted to talk to you. A lot of us are very concerned about you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You're dirty, you stink of booze, you're limping inexplicably.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I just want you guys not to worry. 'Cause old Andy's gonna be just fine.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, no, see? This is what we're talking about. I mean, what was that accent? And last time I checked, you were drunk and now you're not drunk...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, unfortunately it's true. He's been a nightmare. And the worst part is, he's been taking it out on me.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>You hit her?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No. That is not the deal. Calibrate.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>He's not hitting me. But, he's been verbally abusing me-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That's not true either! That's also total- Everyone, please relax. I think you're gonna like this surprise guest.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[enters] Happy birthday to Gabe!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, get out, skeleton man!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I can refer you to someone to talk to.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[his phone rings] Huh? Hold on.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Give you a name or-</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I just gonna- quick- [answers phone] Hello? Hey, what's the scoop? Are you close? What? No. no, no, no, no, no. You have to come now. Traffic clears? No, next Friday... that's not gonna work. Okay. Yeah. Okay. [inhales, hangs up] Damn it! Well, this is not going to be quite as delicious as I wanted, but I do have a very tasty announcement for you guys. Not only am I not a lowly janitor, I am the regional manager once again! Guys, I got my old job back!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh boy.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, Andy.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm not crazy. I convinced David Wallace to give me my job back.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>David Wallace hasn't worked here in years.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Okay, yes, I see the confusion. I saw David at the fundraiser. He is now a multi-millionaire because he sold his toy vacuum "Suck It" to the U.S. military.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Andy, come on.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Even I know that's weird.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I- I- Okay, I get how that sounds crazy.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hey, Andy, Nobody's calling you crazy, Andy. We're your friends, Andy.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Stop saying my name.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No, he's not making this up.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Thank you, Erin.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Andy tells me about seeing David Wallace all the time.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>But have you ever actually seen him yourself?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh my God.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Erin, come- Come on. You know I've been talking to David Wallace.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Do you see David Wallace in the room right now?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[into phone] Operation Phoenix is a go. Just get the car ready.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Now you look at me like you're adoring me, I'm gonna look at the camera like I don't even know you're there.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I do adore you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ravi</SpeakerText>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Andrew, it's time for you to go home. You're better than this.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, I know.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Everyone's better than this, because this is the worst thing I have ever seen. [drinks coconut penis energy drink] Why'd they add coconut? I miss original.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Others</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hey guys, long time.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>David, what are you doing here?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Is it true you're buying the company?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay, I guess the word is out. Uh, please keep this a secret, but yes, I've been talking with Andy-</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>What? Thought I heard my name. What? I'm the new manager?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I'll get to that in a second, Andy.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>But it's- it is- it is me? Right?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yes, as we've discussed-</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
|
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<Character type="main">david-wallace</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>But it's very possible-</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Oh my God!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Probable.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Wow. From janitor to manager?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yep.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>That's quite a Cinderella story. From M-O-P to M-V-P.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>There's an official announcement, a few details to be-</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>From total loss to total boss, I mean-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Can we expect any payroll interruptions?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Now that is a great question, Stanley. Right now I think all your operations or most of your operations are pretty much down in Florida, so to shift back up-</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I was so looking forward to that and it did not... go as I thought it would.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>So we're not gonna be a part of Sabre anymore?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Actually, nothing is gonna be a part of Sabre anymore. Jo Bennett's planning on liquidating the rest of the company.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oof. [laughs] Wouldn't wanna be a Sabre employee right about now. [laughs] I'm actually the CEO.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ah, I didn't realize you were standing there.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, my friend, trust me. This is for the best. I never understood that corporate mess.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, okay. Great to meet you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Likewise, I'm Bob. Bob Kazamakis.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Pleasure.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'd love to give you a little rundown on what I've learned about this place.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That's very gracious of you, Bob. I would love that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Please. [laughs]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Guess I'd better take off these dirty rags. Figure out how to be a manager of this place.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Perhaps your year of experience managing this branch will come in handy.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Gosh, I hope so.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No! God, Mose! God!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Hi, Angela.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Get out of the car! Get out! Where is he?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>I'm not supposed to say.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes! [slaps Mose] Tell me! Tell me where he is! Mose, damn it! Where did he go? Mose! Get back here!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[taking photo with Jada] Let's see that smile. Go on. [waves to Val]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>[stands next to him] Right here?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Cool.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Looks like I might get my delicious moment after all.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>May I say one thing?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It would be rude of me not to let you say whatever's on your mind.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>The quality of mercy is not strained.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven upon the place beneath.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Do not bring Shakespeare into this. How dare you play the bard card?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It blesseth he who gives and he who takes. 'Tis mightiest in the mightiest.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I just want one mother[bleep] delicious moment. Is that too much to ask?</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>If I were to hire you back. If. What do you think you would do well?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Special projects manager, that's my background. I just go around doing whatever I want.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Nellie</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>All right, you sly bastard. When can you start?</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay everyone. I had a conversation with Bob, and since I am going to be CEO now there'll be no need for him.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ouch. That's gotta hurt!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>But, he is going to be making so much money from the liquidation, he's gonna be freed up to do something much more important.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>David has generously offered to donate one million dollars in matching funds to a cause that's very dear to me. So, for the next three years, I'll be travelling overseas, concentrating all of my efforts on educating- mentoring, some African, some Asian, but mainly Eastern European women.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I had no idea how pervasive this problem was until Bob explained it to me.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">David Wallace</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oprah Winfrey's leadership academy and other schools like it, while wonderful, end with high school. I want to see these girls right through college, especially the gymnasts. They've lost so many years of crucial education to perfecting their bodies. Muscle groups the rest of us can't even fathom.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Gymnasts? You're going to seek out uneducated gymnasts?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, so I'm hoping to identify some truly exceptional women who show great promise. Well, Andy, it's been fun.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Mm. Mm-hmm. [they hug, Robert kisses him on the lips]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's been a great year.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Robert</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hello.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Where is it?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>They're testing it now.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>How long does it take to get the results?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Seventy-two hours.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You're gonna wait here?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes. [Angela sits and holds his hand]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[Dwight kisses her] Dwight, I can't do this. Dwight!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Senator Lipton</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">senator-lipton</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Senator Lipton. Hey, how are you?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You didn't call.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Senator Lipton</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">senator-lipton</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Um, well, uh, the issue that I- that concerned me...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You know what this is about. [covers Phillip's eyes] Call.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Senator Lipton</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">senator-lipton</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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</SceneList>
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