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2385 lines
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>So, coasting time is officially over. Big changes are comin', and they're comin' fast. If you don't like 'em, this is called a door. You can walk right through it. Alright. I'm not here to be your friend. I like my life outside of this place. I live to leave at 5. Change number one:</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>They are trying to figure me out. And I don't like it. Once they figure me out, they start to tell me what I want to hear. And I need to quickly figure out who's a good worker and who is simply a good mind reader. Because as soon as I'm hearing what I want to hear, I'm not gonna care.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Change two, Toby, you're gettin' a new chair.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Thanks.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Don't thank me! Hey, don't thank me, guy! Okay? And I don't care if you like it.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>These sound like good ideas, why wouldn't we like them?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>I don't care what your favorite flavor is. Here's a bowl of ice cream. You either like it or you don't. [Andy nods] That's my attitude right now in this room, that's my attitude on Ice Cream Thursdays. Alright? Clear? Any questions?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>This all sounds great to me. [hesitates] But I could see how some people might think that they're bad. I don't know what to think.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>That is a s- astute observation, Kevin.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Kev's got me pegged. [chuckles]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It blows away Vermont in the fall.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Snap, for real?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Good morning, Deangelo.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Hold on.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[continuing to talk to Darryl] And if you're really serious, you should go in the spring.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<QuoteText>Because of the flowers.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>No. Because the entire state smells like Earth.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Dogwoods, or just the Earth.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Yes, Pam.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<QuoteText>Hey, well, good morning. I think I have good news for you today. I found your new executive assistant. My friend Carla. [looking at resume] She's got great experience. We even considered making her Cece's godmother, but she had this boyfriend at the time- but here's her resume.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Put it with the rest.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>[entering his office] Hey dudes!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<QuoteText>Hey!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Hey!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh my God, he hates me!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No he doesn't. You just get so nervous and hyper around him.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I know.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Every time there's a silence, your brain's like "Heh-heh-huh-huh" [imitating crying].</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Is that what he tells you at your little inner circle meetings?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Careful. There is no inner circle.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>Oh, there's an inner circle. Oh yeah.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>There is no inner circle. Deangelo just prefers to delegate a few things, to a few guys.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Jim only says that because he's in the inner circle. I also say that because I am also in the inner circle. Did you get that, Ma? Your boy, Kevin Malone, is IN the inner circle! [thinks] Which doesn't exist.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[holding two cups of coffee] There he is! Got ya coffee. [offers cup to Dwight]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, wow, thank you. That was so kind of you. [throws cup in the garbage]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Not a coffee guy, I take it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It's just that I own the coffee shop. So, once you've seen sausage being made, all you want to do is make sausage, because it's so much fun.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Listen. I've got a sixer. "Automatic for the People" on the jukebox. Let's hit the park after sundown. Come on! Pick up some sausage if you want.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I think you'll find what you're looking for [points toward Oscar] over there.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No matter how many times I reach out to Dwight, he doesn't seem to want anything to do with me. It reminds me of my relationship with my son. Except there, I'm the Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Who's the biggest client in the state? I say we go get 'em, whatever it takes. Huh? What do you guys say?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Right! Or my other idea, 50,000 tiny clients.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, I say we just go for it!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[shoots mini basketball at hoop on office door, misses badly] Is that ball lighter than usual? Is that a Chinatown knockoff?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That's Toys R Us, I think.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, that's definitely a knockoff. You can feel the center of gravity's off. Feel that. [throws ball to Gabe] What do you think?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[holding ball in open palm] Oh, yeah, totally. Jim, you got ripped off big time.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[calling for the ball] Deangelo! [shoots and makes it] See what I did there? That's what you need to do. [makes shooting gesture] It's that little English. The British are coming.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Deangelo's open!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey Ry. Your department's killing it, baby. [puts arm around Ryan]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey hey, my pleasure, my treasure.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Keep it up.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>The problem with having "It" or "the X-factor" or whatever it is you want to call it, is that it's impossible to put into words what you're bringing to the table. So to make things simpler for Deangelo, I just, without lying, strongly implied that I'm Kelly's supervisor. It's not even that much of a stretch. She pretty much does whatever I say.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Why should I pretend that you are my boss?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Because what would you have done in that situation, Kelly? I'll tell you what I would have done for you. I'd lie for you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, but you lie all the time. You lie for no reason. Ryan, you just like to lie.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'd die for you too.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You really would?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[hears Deangelo entering] Hey, Kelly Kapoor, if I don't have those call logs on my desk, we're just gonna have to evaluate your future at the company!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Sure thing, Mr. Howard.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Woo. Glad he's not my boss.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[whispers to Kelly] You're the best. Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You know I have a cousin who cracked the secret formula for a certain popular cola that I shall not name. So I've never had to buy it. True story. I just drink my cousin's.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Congratulations on your one cousin. I have seventy. Each one better than the last.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You know what... straight up, why don't you like me?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm just not a suck-up like everyone else around here. Okay? I do my job well, so why don't you just leave me alone and let me do it. Okay?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ohhhh no.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay? I'm gonna win you over.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No you're not.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes I am.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh yes.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes. Yes-yes-yes-yes-yes [starts to run out of the break room] yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[looking at resume] Uh oh, this former administrative assistant misspelled "administrative" and "assistant."</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>The winner:</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Sorry gang. Thought my juggling stuff was in the trunk of my car. It's not.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh no, do you think it was stolen?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I gotcha covered, boss. Used to play with the parabolas myself. [opens desk drawer and takes out balls] Got some extra balls! [throws them toward Deangelo, who dodges them] Hey-hey-hey-ho!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Sorry, I never touch another juggler's instruments. You know, we're all here, I've got the music cued, why don't I just do my routine without the juggling balls? [starts to play "Wake Me Up Inside" by Evanescence] Prepare... to go into the danger zone. [begins pretend juggling routine]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh wow, you weren't kidding.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No. Never. Can someone please throw me a fifth ball? If you dare! [Kevin pretends to throw ball] Incoming! And we're on! Remember, nothing's impossible! Phyllis, where's Phyllis?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[raises hand] Here.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Do you believe in me, Phyllis?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Because I believe in you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[pretending to bounce balls off Phyllis at close range] Feel that connection? Don't move your head. Please. Thank you. Oh! Big hand for Phyllis! [clapping] That took a lot of guts! [finishes routine] Ho! I'm Deangelo Vickers, thank you so much, hope you learned something.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Didn't drop a single ball!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[imitating Deangelo's pretend juggling routine] Look. I'm juggling eggs and bowling balls. I'm juggling with one hand. No hands.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What could he possibly stand to gain from a fake juggling routine?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What could he possibly stand to gain from a real juggling routine? How can you keep defending him?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>He's good at his job. And I like working for him.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Of course you do, Jim. You're a man. Deangelo is a huge sexist.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Oh. Like nobody.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Guys. Hold on. Doesn't matter who, okay? I'm just happy that Jim brought it to my attention because honestly, I had - I had no idea.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[on phone] Mom, Ryan's taking us out to dinner tonight. No, no, he's not going to stand us up like he did last time. He won't ever stand us up again.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Erin, do you mind running down to the lobby and bringing up my brand new executive assistant?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, I'm glad you asked, Jim. Because apparently there's a rumor running around here that I am a sexist. I can't work here effectively if you guys think I'm something that I am not. I am not a sexist. Raise your hand if you have a vagina. [Deangelo raises hand, Kelly and Pam sheepishly raise hands] Raise your hand if someone you love has a vagina. [Deangelo raises other hand, along with rest of office] Yeah, yeah. Okay. Just about everyone. What about Deangelo's hand? Oh wow. He's got 'em both up. [Ryan raises both hands] Yeah. Uh huh. [others raise both hands] Yeah, so it bothers me when I hear that there's gossip around here that I treat women lesser than men. Okay? Frankly, we all look a little ridiculous when that happens.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What's the argument here? NBA, WNBA. One is a sport, one is a joke. I love sports, I love jokes. Room for all.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Man, you're smart. [Erin arrives with new executive assistant] Oh, hey! Hi! Hello. Welcome. Uh, everyone, I'd like you to please welcome Jordan Garfield. This is everyone.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jordan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">jordan</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yup.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Wow.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No corporate experience whatsoever. I didn't want anyone with any bad habits.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[heading into Deangelo's office] Jim, you coming?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh yeah, did he text us?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah. [Jim looks at cell phone as Dwight's phone vibrates]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[holds up phone and looks into Deangelo's office] No!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Jim, what are you doing? Get in there. This is not the time to take a stand. At least he likes one of us.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>He didn't text me. [Andy's phone chimes]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes! I'm in.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Andy, what are you doing?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm going in, into the belly of the beast. Gonna infiltrate and change from within. [joins the group in Deangelo's office] What's up, mancave! [makes barking noises]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[to Jim] Just go in. Just go in, he probably forgot to text you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Internally, for office use [Jim quietly enters Deangelo's office and sits down] where do we get our paper from? Do we go -</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[to Jordan] Don't worry, the first day's always the hardest.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[staring at Jim] Hey Jim.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Can I help you?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Nope. Just... [Deangelo continues staring at him] Okay. [gets up and leaves office]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>So, he kicked you out of the inner circle, huh?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, there is no inner...circle.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Dwight? Deangelo wanted me to ask you if there's anything I can help you with.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jordan</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">jordan</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Really? Anything.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Do you need anything?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jordan</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">jordan</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Deangelo, tell your whore to leave me alone.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Okay, I do not want to waste your time, so I will keep this br-r-r-r-r-r-ief. Now, word on the street is, Mercy Hospital, back on the market. Deangelo would like you to put together a sales pitch for next week. Deangelo has also recently learned about the Barnacle Project. Which is a non-profit organization based in Mystic, Connecticut that assists in the scraping of barnacles --</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>So this is my life. Until I win the lottery [laughs]. Or Pam finally writes that series of young adult books.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>So one afternoon, while walking home from school, quirky 10th grader Becky Walters finds a wounded Pegasus in the woods. And she becomes...The Horse Flyer.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hey! Kelly, that's the last time I'm gonna talk to you about your paycheck! Okay? We pay you a fair salary here, and if you're only here for the money, maybe you shouldn't be here at all.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No one likes a money grubber.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>I'm sorry, Mr. Howard, I apologize for grubbing for money. I can't do this. I can't do this. I'm sorry. I just can't do it. Deangelo, Ryan is not my boss. Okay? Frankly, he hasn't had a real job here in years.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Ohh.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh, that's hilarious, Kelly.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No, he's just a big fraud, Deangelo. He's like Rango. He doesn't work here, basically. Just like the way Rango didn't save those animals. It was just a big misunderstanding.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Is this true, Ryan?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>I did not see Rango.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Okay, I don't have time for this he said-she said.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>He's not saying anything!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>It's too murky. I like Ryan. You seem kind of hysterical to me. Ryan's your supervisor. Let's just leave it that way.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>That's not fair, I mean, I've been working here for such a long ti- [Deangelo walks away]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[sighs] Oh, close call! Okay, why don't you just finish this up and leave it on my desk and I will see you at your place around 2 am.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[knocking on door to Deangelo's office as loud yelling comes from inside it] Hey! It sounds like you guys are having a lot of fun, but it's really loud, and some of us are trying to work, so do you think you could do it a little more quietly?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Well, that's gonna be tough, because we're getting a dunking clinic from Magic Jordan himself.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[chuckles] Oh, you mean Michael Jordan?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[laughs] Total brain burp.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>I'm no MJ. I can do his dunk. From the free throw line.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Whoa.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Daaamn! Mad respect for my brotha!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>The man is paying me to take Chinese. I will say what I need to say, and soon, I will say it in Chinese.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Okay, well it's just really loud.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Okay. We'll keep that in mind. Alright, ladies, back to the game.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Do it!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Jim! Come on in.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You're back in.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You know what? Instead of a game, why don't we do an exhibition? I'd love to see that dunk of yours.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, we'll set that up one day.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Today. Now, maybe. 'Cause we have a hoop downstairs and a real ball, so you don't have to mime it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, I don't know.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Why not?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Only because no one has called NASA to request a liftoff. [laughter] Let's go downstairs! Okay? Let's do it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Pass. If I wanted to see a pissing contest, I'd lock Mose in the chicken coop.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Damn it, Dwight! Enough! Get your ass downstairs or find a new place to sell paper! [Dwight immediately gets up and walks out]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay, a little about me. I respond to strong leadership.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Alright, there you go.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Seems a little close, you sure that's the real foul line?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>15 feet from the baseline, so, you need me to move it in?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Nah, that's 15. Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>And uh, you know what, to make it interesting, Jordan, why don't you sit underneath the basket?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Seriously?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jordan</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">jordan</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, come on. I'll dunk over you. Best seat in the house.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I don't, I don't think I can do that. I'm holding your jewelry.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jordan</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">jordan</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Right. Yeah. Okay, fair enough. Kevin, you do it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes! Okay. [sits down in front of basket]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Someone want to sit in Kevin's lap? Angela?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oscar?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No thank you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay, Jimmy, this is for you. Show you that anything is possible.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Fantastic.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Alright?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yup.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>This is also for the troops. [backs up, bounces ball, starts running, jumps, lands in front of Kevin, jumps again, pulls himself up by the net, dunks ball, hangs on rim] Doctor is in! [hoop starts to fall] Ahhhh! [hoop crashes down on Deangelo]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[ambulance pulls away in parking lot] Now what?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[Deangelo enters office in hospital gown with bandage on his head] Deangelo?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[speaking gibberish] Tablab.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh my God, are you alright? Erin, will you call 911 please?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Who should I say is calling?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Erin.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[lots of gibberish] says to bartender [lots more gibberish] Droswip. Droswip.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">DeAngelo</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">deangelo</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Droswip, yeah. I get it. Okay, we're gonna get you to the restroom.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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