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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Everybody, can I please have your attention? Ryan and I have a huge announcement.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh my gosh!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Wow.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Over the weekend, Ryan Bailey Howard and I got divorced. [throws ring on the ground]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Sweet! Free Ring!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Divorced?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Just so you know, it's totally amicable. We're fine. We don't need people here to take sides.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>The last thing that we want is any kind of drama.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Wait. Can you back up? What's the story?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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<QuoteText>We were having a beautiful weekend in the Poconos. We were making love, constantly. We saw the sunrise. Ryan was crying a lot.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's not irrelevant. Details</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>And in the morning we walked by a chapel and we stopped, suddenly, and Ryan said...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I don't think I should be married to you anymore.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="true">{Ryan} and {Kelly}</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Sorry, when did you get married?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ummm, like a week ago, we got really wasted and it just felt right.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>And you didn't invite any of us?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>We are getting divorced, Andy! This is such a raw time.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>God baby, you know, people's reactions to this... maybe we made a mistake.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, with the messed up laws in this country, I don't want to be married until everyone can be married.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You know what Ryan, I talked to the other gay guys, and we're ok with it. We agree it's fine if you got married.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No Oscar, Not, not until everyone can!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ryan, I changed my mind.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ok fine, you know what, this actually isn't amicable at all and we actually do need people to take sides. Who is on my side?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>And who is on my side? [no one raises their hand]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>All right. Bye.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Bye.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Let's Go!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Just a minute. How long do we have to wait?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>For what?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You broke up with AJ weeks ago.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Don't you have a sales call to go on?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I don't understand. I really don't. I mean, we know we are going to start dating. Why not now?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>We don't know that.</QuoteText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Sure we do.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Why is it such a certainty that we are supposed to be together?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Why does the sun rise in the morning? Why do magnets stick together? Because everybody says so. Everybody.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Michael, I can't keep getting into a situation where I date whoever I'm working with. Well, you can understand that.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, I understand. I just don't agree.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well you don't have to agree.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes I do.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No you don't.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes I do.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, you can have your own opinion.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I have my own opinion and my opinion is to disagree with you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>He's going to be a lot of fun to drive around in a car with.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Aw you'll get through it hon. Just make a game out of it. A funny "Jim" game.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That's it? That's all I get? Even after all the hard work I put into celebrating your talent today?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>All right, what'd you do?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, those things that you consider doodles, I consider art.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Where'd you put it?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Where'd I put what?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Let's go.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, sorry gotta go.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Say it. Where?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ok fine, three hints. One! When you are getting colder, you're really getting warmer.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>The fridge.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Two! You have a better chance, if you think Bob Vance.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>The fridge, got it.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>And the final clue...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Let's go!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You know what, just think about it, you'll be fine.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Bye.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Holly is ruining Michael's life. He thinks she is so special. And she's so not. Her personality is like a 3. Her sense of humor is a 2. Her ears are like a 7and a 4. Add it all up and what do you get? 16. And he treats her like she's a perfect 40. It's nuts.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Cheer up. We made a sale.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Just drive faster. I want to get back.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, I'm going the speed limit. So...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay, fine. My feelings don't matter to you. What matters to you is your precious speed limit.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Someone's in a bad mood.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No I'm not. I'm not in a bad mood. I'm not, Jim. Hello? Ok fine, ignore me. Have it your way. Let's just talk about you, as always. Is sex different after the baby, Jim?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Alright, let me turn on some music.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I need to pee.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No you don't.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, I do. My word against yours.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Alright. Well we'll be there in ten minutes.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>What part of "I need to pee" do you not understand? I'm upset. My bladder is full. There is no telling what I might do right now all over the inside of your precious little car.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Alright, Well if I see a gas station, I'll pull over.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well I hope I make it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hello?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hi Jim, it's Helen.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Helene</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">helene</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hey Helen. Is everything ok?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Everything is fine. Baby's fine. She has a tiny fever. I'm taking her for a check up. Nothing to worry about.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Helene</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">helene</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Ok...</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>A tiny thing. I locked her in the car.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Helene</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">helene</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>She's smiling. She's happy.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Helene</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">helene</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Oh my God.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Jim, I don't have a spare key.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Helene</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">helene</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Just stay there. I'll be there in one second. Michael! Michael! Excuse me, sir there is a guy in the bathroom. He's coming out but I have to go because it's an emergency. Will you just tell him call the office. Just call the office! Thank you. Please?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[towards bathroom] Hello? [gives up and drives off]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Guy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">guy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>This is Pam.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Hey it's me. So uh, don't worry. Everything's ok.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>What's wrong?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Nothing. Absolutely nothing. You're not holding a cup of coffee or anything are you?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Jim, what?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Uh, so, Cece had a little bit of a fever. And your mom also locked her in the car.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Oh God! What?!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>No no no it's ok. So, Cece is with daddy now. She's laughing and she's happy. And we are on our way to see Dr. Barbra.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Ok. She's ok?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Yes, and your mom got a very well deserved day off. So here's the thing though. I left Michael at the gas station on Benet.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Understood.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>And his wallet and phone are on the seat next to me.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Got it. I will put out a A.P.B. Otherwise known as a "Ask Pam Beasley". ... Did the phone cut off?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Nope.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Alright, just call me after the doctor.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Ok. Bye.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Bye.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I know, I know you have a phone policy. I understand. But this is an emergency because my friend isn't here and I am worried that he has been abducted.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No, he ditched you man. I saw him drive away.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Attendant</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">attendant</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>There is no way he ditched me. There is no way that happened. He's my... Ok. May I please just use your phone? Please!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Just make it quick.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Attendant</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">attendant</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Ok. I will make it quick. I will make it very quick. [opens phone] And you don't have my numbers on speed dial. Ah, Ok. What is it?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You don't know it.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Attendant</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">attendant</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You know what, I can dial 411, get Jim's number.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>He left you here on purpose. All right? I saw it. He just drove away.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Attendant</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">attendant</Character>
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</Characters>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Actually this is good. I am going to take this opportunity to go walk-about. Good. Good. [to cameras] Nope, get away. No, that's enough. Ok.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's the gas station on Benet Street?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ok.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You know what? Why don't you stay and I'll go?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh no no no. I'll be fine.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's kind of a sketchy neighborhood though. I better come along.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Problem solved everyone. Space Orphan and Princess Nincompoop are off to rescue Michael. Unbelievable. I'm going. You drive, I got a car full of fox meat.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Cute. [enters office area] Very funny, everyone. Who wrote captions under my doodle? I'm not even kidding. They're pretty good.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Which on in particular?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, which one?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well the first one has a surprise factor. "I'm a suck suck-suckidy Sabre!"</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Boo-yea! [office laughs]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No no. No no no.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>But, ah, I suppose the second one is the better written line.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You suppose?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What's it say?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>"I'm suppose to be wearing red gloves but my color cartridge portal, got jammed again."</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Ok. [office laughs] No no no.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Red gloves.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Keep it real.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You guys, if I knew you wanted to do a caption contest, I would have drawn something more challenging.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>And I will take you all down.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I've been reading the comics to my daughter since she was three years old. Not once I have used the real captions to Family Circus. That crazy family is hilarious to her for one reason:</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Male. Caucasian. Forties. Black hair. Facial type:</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[at puppies] Hey you guys. Listen to me. Don't get hung up on just one girl because there are a whole lot of other girls out there. Look over there. See? They look cute. [at parrots] Hello! You guys are so beautiful. You're so colorful. I wish I could understand you. That's a metaphor I guess. [at snake] You are disgusting. You'll never find love. Yekkk. [holding puppy] Do you think she needs more time or is it never going to happen? [licks his nose] I'm being serious. Seriously.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[on phone] Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Has Michael checked in?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh, hey Dwight.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I asked you a question.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>No, he hasn't.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Goodbye.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>No, wait. Hey, while you are out, could pick up some paper towels and chocolate syrup? We have ice cream so I thought...</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Pam, this isn't a shopping trip.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>This is a man-hunt slash rescue mission.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Ok. I, just, when you are done or any time it's convent, I just thought since you are out...</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Pam, I'm obviously going to get that stuff for you so just shut up.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Ok, well it wasn't obvious so... [phone hangs up]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>No word from Michael.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Ta-da!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Ok, it's two giant dogs with two giant palm trees on a regular size island.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Ok. I got one.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Yeah?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Yes!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Ok, I'm sorry but I am going to have to shut this down.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Boo!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Everyone</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="meta">everyone</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Why?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Unless we can all agree to some ground rules. It's either that or I can fax this to Joe and let her decide how to proceed.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Gabe, tell us your stupid rules so we can start the game.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Number one, and this should be obvious, no captions that insult the company we work for.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Irony is such a critical...</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Number two:</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Sticky Quips are fun. They are safe. They are handy. I like to use Sticky Quips as regular Post-It notes when I am in a fun mood. [laughs] Not every day.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Go get 'em. Start quipin'.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Pam, I think I'm going to send you an IM.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh! Ok.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Send me one too.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, yeah. Put me on that.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>C.C</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ditto.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hello. I would like a hot dog please. Now, I don't have any money so here is what I would like to do. I leave you here with my watch, and I come back later to pay for the hot dog.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm not a pawn shop.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Hot Dog Guy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">hot-dog-guy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well I understand that but this is a $45 watch.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Wow.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Hot Dog Guy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">hot-dog-guy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>With that I can buy... half the menu.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I can't just go giving away hot dogs.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Hot Dog Guy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">hot-dog-guy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>All right. What do you do with the hog dogs that you don't sell?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Throw 'em away.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Hot Dog Guy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">hot-dog-guy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, okay, instead of throwing them all away later, why don't you just throw one away now into my mouth?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Hot Dog Guy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">hot-dog-guy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay. You've just lost my business.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, you were in there forever.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>There's too many brands. Where's Holly?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>She wandered off like an idiot.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What are you doing?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, just changing my cell phone plan. Okay. Okay. Here you go. I'll take my free stress ball too now.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Sure thing. Here you go, Miss... Okay, Fanny Smellmore. Real original.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cell Phone Sales Person</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">cell-phone-sales-person</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You know what? Say hi to Orville Tootenbacher for me.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cell Phone Sales Person</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">cell-phone-sales-person</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Tootenbacher.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Orville Tootenbacher. That's Michael's millionaire character that...</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>farts popcorn.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="true">{Dwight} and {Erin}</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Of course. He was here. She's the key. Amazing. Holly. Hey, where you would you like to go next? Holly?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Are their egg rolls really that big?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh, boy. That was yummy. Thank you so much. You know what? I think I left my wallet in my car. Do you mind if I run out and get it?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No problem.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Waiter</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="background">waiter</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Okay. I'll be right back. [goes to leave but walks back]. Okay. You know what? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't have my wallet and I was gonna try to dine and dash and that was stupid and I realize I can't do that to you fine people.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>So you can't pay for your food?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Waiter</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="background">waiter</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Well I can, but I will have to come back later tonight and pay you. But the point is I did the right thing.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>You did not. You have no money. And you dined so much.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Waiter</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="background">waiter</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Well the number three is not such a giant feast.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[calling to the back] Mr. Chu!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Waiter</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">waiter</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Okay, all right. You know what?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>You were trying to steal food from us?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Waiter</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="background">waiter</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>I am not. I just have had a bad day. And I... okay. I'll be back later with the money. I'm just gonna leave right now.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You can't. We'll stop you.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Waiter</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="background">waiter</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Well, I think I can get through the door.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Excuse me Do you speak English? We are looking for a man. Michael, this tall, black hair, Caucasian...</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[point to picture] It's Michael!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">erin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>He just left.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Waiter</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="background">waiter</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You knew.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>What? No. Dwight asked if I wanted an egg roll. What... what are you implying?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Uncanny. Put a pin in that. [to waiter] Which way did he go? That guy! When he leave here, which way did he go? We looking for him. [pointing] This way, this way, this way? I don't know. Do you know?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I think he was heading downtown.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Waiter</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="background">waiter</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>He's heading downtown.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>So what, no one's even gonna try?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Guess not.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, come on. My rules could not possibly have been that oppressive.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You crushed our spirits, Gabe. Congrats. You're a big man, huh? Take a lot to destroy the creativity of a whole group of people. [notification tone] [laughter]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[whispers] Click the "x"</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[whispers] I'm clicking!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>In the box.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I am clicking.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Woman, you've had a computer for years!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Phyllis!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Too late! Oh. Ha. An IM chat. Very clever. I'll just print that out. Come on guys. Grow up. I don't want to be your babysitter.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oooohhh.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>"Darn it Bob. I told you not to buy a Sabre brand lifeboat." [laughter]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Nice!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, not nice. Terrible. Doesn't even include the fact that they're dogs.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Do the next one.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>"Wake up, Fred. The power cord on your Sabre printer shocked you into a coma, and you're dreaming you're a dog on a desert island.'</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Dreaming he's a dog on a island.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Uh, excuse me, excuse me. How does the speaker know what the guy in the coma is dreaming?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Well, if you think it's so easy, Gabe, why don't you try it?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Umm... "You don't have to sniff my rear end anymore, Bob, I'm the only one here." Ha.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That's tasteless, Gabe.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Tasteless?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Tasteless.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>More tasteless than this..."is that a palm tree or did Gabe get skinnier? Either way, let's pee on it." [laughter]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have a winner.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Yes, well done!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Who's is it? Who wrote that?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Yeah, who wrote it?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Please. It was easy once I decided I wanted the dog to piss on Gabe.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Where did he go, Holly?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>I have no idea.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Do you see a little clown that you want to follow, huh? Is there a little bird that's chirping to you, "this way, this way"?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>I don't know.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Okay, close your eyes, we need you to think. What is Michael seeing right now? Can you tell him that we miss him? Michael we're coming for you!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Will you stop! There has been a few coincidences, that's all.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>All right then. Someone propose a plan.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Okay. We fan out...</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Not you, Erin.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Stop looking at me like that. Okay, let's just go up somewhere high and see if we could spot him on the street below.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>That is the stupidest idea I've ever heard. No. Tap into your common mind and tell us what he would do next.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Look, I'm not playing. I'm gonna go look for him.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Good. We don't need her.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Erin</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">erin</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Right. I can do this on my own. I can think like Michael. All right... I'm deep below the ocean's surface in a submarine. A torpedo's coming right at me. No. Damn it, that's just my own imagination. Maybe he's bowling.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[walks to the roof of a building and spots Michael] Michael?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hi. [laughs] How did you know I was up here?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>What are you doing up here?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>I got turned around. I thought I could see Dunder Mifflin.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Dunder Mifflin.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yeah. [laughs] Wow. I just miss you so much.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I missed you too.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">holly</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Really?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Can I kiss you?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Holly</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">holly</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Maybe that's not the best one. Keep reading.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Uh, it was.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Maybe it wasn't.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>"Oh, thank God. I had a horrible nightmare that I was stuck in America with Gabe."</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh! [laughter]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, that's not the one I was thinking of. Keep going.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>"I know what it smells like but I didn't roll in anything. It's from listening to all of Gabe's bull[bleep]. [laughter] "Isn't this the perfect romantic getaway, Erin? Sitting on a deserted island wearing dog costumes? I'm Gabe and I'm a weirdo."</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[laughs]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>"Gabe's mom... hmm... Gabe's mom? Wait. Tall woman? Looks like Gabe? Yeah, I banged her."</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Gabe</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">gabe</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, there you go. [laughter]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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</SceneList>
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