the-office/data/normalization/compile/6-13.xml

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            <QuoteText>Dunder Mifflin is about to be sold. But first an investment banker has to drop by and sign off on our branch. And... I'm... pretty nervous about it. And... I'm... making some cosmetic tweaks to help create a more appealing environment. Is that dishonest? Well, think of it this way:</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>[Dwight using a robotic voice over the PA system] Hello, Eric Ward. Welcome to Dunder Mifflin. I am Computron, your answer to everything.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>Hello.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>[entering on a Segway Scooter] I see you've met Computron, our virtual helper. I'm Michael Scott. Welcome. Welcome. Computron is just one of the many modern devices that I have incorporated into the office. Watch this. Computron?</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>What is the world's largest ocean?</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>Calculating. Calculating. Pacific!</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>Pacific Ocean. Pretty cool, huh?</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>Great news, Michael. We're now the official paper supplier of the NFL.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>That is fantastic. It's good, but it's not good enough. Keep working. And here's Pam. She's our international sales consultant.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>Hello.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>The NFL celebrated its 50th anniversary in 1972.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>Hola. Bonjour. Ni Hao.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>It might seem crazy, but since there's no one left in New York, Michael is Dunder Mifflin's highest ranking employee. So, that's where we are.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>Hello, Stanley.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>Hi.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>For the record? Not on board with fake Stanley... although, I get it.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>Uh, I just need to check out your warehouse and then talk to your HR guy. That is pretty much the only reason I'm here.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>Ok. Well, I thought I'd show you around a little bit -</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>Right.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>- since you made the trip out. And I got us reservations at Cooper's Seafood. You like lobster? You've had lobster before, right?</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>They make the best Maine lobster in the world. You'll love it.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>Mul Yam in Tel Aviv is better.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>No, Computron, actually I think Cooper's is the best. You're gonna love it.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>Are you calling me wrong?</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>[sighs] Oh, my God.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>It's called 'due diligence'. Basically, I confirm inventory, take a head count, see if there are any HR liabilities. I'm a glorified fact checker. Actually, I am a fact checker.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>Alright. Excuse me. [slides past Eric to close the door to Ryan's closet office before Eric can see Ryan in there] If you will -</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>- follow me this way. I'll introduce you to the crack HR rep that you requested. I give you Toby Flenderson. Have fun, you two. [Toby's chair spins around to reveal Dwight filling in for Toby]</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>I left a copy of Best American Mystery Stories 1999 in Toby's favorite stall. So, yes, I think I bought us some time.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>So, um, the manager, Michael Scott... is a bit of a character.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>Dwight? Who is this Dwight? Oh! You mean Dwight Schrute, the company's top salesman and the creator of Computron. I wear many hats but the one I'm currently wearing is that of gracious host. [laughs] Welcome. [Dwight exits]</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>So, the staff?</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>Mm-hmm.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>I don't know. No.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>Ah.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>Thank you. It's nice to meet you all.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>Good to meet you.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>Hope to see you soon.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>I feel very sorry for that banker because he has to evaluate what we are worth. He has to decide what we are capable of and how do you do that? What is Jim capable of... or Pam... or Kevin? [clip montage over Daryl's Dunder Mifflin jingle]</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>Computron experiencing emotion.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>Ok.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>So check out how we live</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>in the Electric City!</QuoteText>
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        <Quote>
            <QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>The Electric City. Scranton!</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>The Electric City. Lazy Scranton, the Electric City. They call it that 'cause of the electricity. The city's laid out from East to West and our public parks are libraries are truly the best. Call poison control if you're bitten by a spider.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>But check that it's covered by your</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>Healthcare Provider!</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>Plenty of space in the parking lot.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>But the little cars go in the compact spot!</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>Spot. Spot. Spot. Spot. Spot.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>Snack attack time.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>Don't lose your head.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>We like Cugino's</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>for the tasty bread.</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>They call it Scranton!</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>The Electric City. Scranton!</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>The Electric City. Scranton!</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>The Electric City. Scranton!</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>[pause] What?</QuoteText>
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            <QuoteText>Ugh.</QuoteText>
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