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2359 lines
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Vendored
<SceneList>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey. Ready? Come on, show me excited!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes. [small fist-pumps from both Pam and Oscar.]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, I'm pretty excited too.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Today I'm heading over to the job fair at Valley View High School, to find some new interns. Want to get some fresh blood. Um, euthanize this place.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, are we doing this thing?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yup.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh my God, Darryl, you look like Barack Obama. Everybody I'm dating Barack Obama!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Why are you dressed like that?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[in a dress shirt and tie] Like what?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Like you're applying for a loan.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Maybe he's going to church. Or court.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Figured I look presentable. [looks Michael over] You? [Michael dressed casually in jeans and sneakers] Went a different way.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[to Darryl] I think you look nice.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[simultaneously] Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="true">{Michael} and {Darryl}</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay, here's what we're going to do:</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Today, I am meeting a potential client on the golf course, because Ryan put me on probation. You remember Ryan, he was the temp here. Yeah. And uh, it is not a good time for me to lose my job. Since I have some pretty big long term plans in my personal life with Pam, that I'd like her parents to be psyched about. So I am about to do something very bold at this job that I've never done before. Try.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[takes golf swing] Whoa!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phil Maguire</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">phil-maguire</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Mr. Maguire, it's been a couple of years.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey Jim, how are you, nice to see you man.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phil Maguire</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">phil-maguire</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh no! No, no-no-no-no! My grandfather would be spinning in his urn, if he knew that I was out here with a Dartmouth boy. You take that shirt off right now or I will take it off for you, sir. I am... totally and completely kidding! [they both laugh] Andrew Bernard, Cornell '95.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Phil Maguire, Dartmouth, '74 [goes to shake Andy's hand]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phil Maguire</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">phil-maguire</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oop, got some blisties.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, you do.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phil Maguire</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">phil-maguire</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hit about 1200 balls last night, in preparation for today, so hands are a little tender. [shows blisters on both hands] It's actually not funny at all. It's incredibly painful.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Let's make it interesting, say, uh, ten bucks a hole?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phil Maguire</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">phil-maguire</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Great!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What are we talking? Skins? Acey Duecy? Bingo bango bongo? Sandies, Barkies? Arnies, Wolf? What?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm gonna take this petty cash I got from Oscar, and turn it into next month's rent.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>So many memories in this old gym. Pretending I have PMS so I didn't have to play volleyball, pretending I have PMS so I didn't have to play basketball. Those were the days!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[Darryl approaches as students throw basketballs] A little over the top, don't you think?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Show them what you brought, Mike.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[holds up single sheet of paper] Um, that's all we brought.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>This is all we need.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>We'll see.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes we will see Oscar, we will see, because a blank sheet of paper equals endless possibilities! Conceptual! All right! We. Are. Open for business! [all four of them sit in an empty booth with small Dunder Mifflin sign] Hello!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Andy, you're up, let's go!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[gushing lotion inside his golf gloves] Giddy up, let's do this.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>People assume I'm great at golf. But like everybody, I hated golf lessons when I was a kid. So, I used to hang out at the sailing club instead. Got my "knot" on.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[swings] Dammit!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Guys, do we have to stay all day?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I mean, Michael's gone, can't we just go?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, and I finished my work months ago!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Excuse me, people. It has come to my attention, some of you have forgotten, who is in charge here. When Michael is gone... Jim is in charge. When Jim is gone, Andy and I are in charge. When Andy is gone you answer to me. Okay? [Stanley gets up to go] Excuse me where do you think you're going? Oh no, no, no. You're not leaving. No! Stanley, do not walk out that door! If you walk out that door, so help me, I will - [Stanley leaves] He left. Last time I checked, the American workday ends at five pm. You will all stay at your desks until that time. Or, you will suffer the consequences.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What consequences?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I will tell on you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>There's some filing, restocking the supply shelves. Replacing the water jug, which nobody likes to do. Um, we... uh, eat a lot of cake!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Cool.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Justin</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[laughs] Yeah, and uh, you basically learn how an office runs.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hello. Hi. [to Pam] Can I talk to you for a sec? Excuse me.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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<QuoteText>This is Michael, my boss. [she points] Justin.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, uh, remember what we talked about, in the car on the way up, "only the best and the brightest."</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>He's nice and he seems interested.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>He's totally wrong, Pam. [to Justin] Hey.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hi.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>How you doing? Listen, I don't think that a handsome, funny, smart, funny-looking kid like you, should limit himself. You could do whatever you want to do. You could be a classy janitor, or a cashier with dignity, or a... migraine worker. [takes back the info flyer Justin holds] Maybe for you, paper should be more of a hobby.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Sorry for wasting your time.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, no problem. [looks down] And he signed! He put his name on the piece of - okay, that was supposed to be a blank canvas on which to put their hopes and dreams. And he just, made it into a stupid piece of paper. We need another one, immediately.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, the booth is lame without it.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>I only brought the one.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Are you mental?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Michael, do you remember, you specifically told me to only bring one sheet of paper? You said it only takes one sheet to make a difference. And I said, "Are you sure Michael?" And you said "Pam! Pam! Pam!" And then you sneezed in my tea, and then you said, "Don't worry, it's just allergies." Do you remember that?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I... don't.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay. I'll go look for another one. [she leaves]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>And that. Is why. I need a smart intern.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, so how's the direct mail business going?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I can't complain, people love their junk mail.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phil Maguire</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Now are you getting all your paper from PPC? Or-</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You know what Jim? I'm not really looking to change things up right now, I just came out here to get out of the office for a little bit, so why don't we just play, okay?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phil Maguire</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Absolutely, will do.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>So I guess I'll just... work on my short game.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[teen approaches table] Hello there.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What is this company?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kid</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well it's funny that you should ask, because it's really more than a company...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Dunder Mifflin paper.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Thanks. [walks away]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Dammit, Oscar!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, I'm trying to lure these kids into my booth, but uh, kids are very wary about being "lured" these days. Thank you Dateline!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Thank you. [hangs up phone, leaves for restroom]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Extension 128.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[over phone] Hiya Pumpkin, it's Creed.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Say, we're gonna ditch this bitch. You in?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Are you out? [Angela hangs up] Pumpkin's out, let's go gang! [they all make a run for the door, Dwight re-enters room with only Angela left]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>My old art room. [finds a sheet of blank paper] Oh, maybe it's still here! [looks for her painting] No. No they must have taken it down. Never mind.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[answers cell] What do you want?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Michael, I know you're swamped. I just thought you should know that everyone in the office has left, except for Angela and I. Do not worry though, I have taken down their names, and I have docked them a personal day.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Who cares? I'm not there, Jim's not there, why should they have to be there?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>So... what else is up? [Michael hangs up] Mich-</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Thank you! [Pam hands him blank paper] What, what is this?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>A piece of paper.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>This isn't Dunder Mifflin paper. Some sort of Pendleton crap.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well I think they'll get the spirit of it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Pam-Pam-Pam-Pam-PamPamPamPam! We're dying here. I want you to go back to the office and I want you to get the real stuff. I want you to get ultra white card stock.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Are you serious?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yes. And don't call me Shirley.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh! [Phil is stuck in the sand trap] Ah, dammit!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phil Maguire</SpeakerText>
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|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You know, you can just pick it up, take the triple bogey.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yeah I'll- I'll get it out. Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phil Maguire</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yep. [Maguire keeps swinging]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[silently working] [Pam walks back into office, gets paper out of the copier, shows it "voila" to camera, leaves]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="true">{Angela} and {Dwight}</SpeakerText>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[Jim's cellphone rings] AH! Come on, Tuna!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Hey, can't really talk now, what's up?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Just checking in, how's it going?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Uh, you know, we'll see, we'll see.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I just drove twenty miles round-trip back to the office to get Michael a single sheet of white paper. So, I could have just had them fax it to me, I guess.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh, I like you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Talk to you later?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah. All right. Bye. [Kevin sinks putt] All right. Sorry, I got to annoy you one more time. What if I bring down shipping costs?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You can try. But I've looked at your prices. Even with free shipping? Doesn't work. It's just- it's not in the stars, Jim. [Phil sinks putt] Six.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phil Maguire</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>All right, race to the next hole! [he runs off to the cart]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ooh! Winner gets ten bucks! Wait -wait for me! Andy!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Shortcut! Shortcut! [drives cart off course, it flips over] Woah! I fell in the sandtrap!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[hums at copier, Angela waiting behind him]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>All of these jobs? Suck. I would rather live jobless, on a beach somewhere, off the money from a large inheritance, than to have to work in any one of these crap-holes. They suck.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey! [walks up to Oscar and Darryl tossing basketballs, grabs Oscar's ball] Game over. [kicks the ball up to the gymnasium ceiling]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[singsong] Just-in time.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hi.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Justin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Just-in case. What's your last name?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Polznik.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Justin</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>This... just in. Justin Polznik! Huh?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Justin is the ugly girl in the movie, who takes off her glasses and she's hot! And you realize she was always hot, she was just wearing glasses. And that you were the blind one. He's the most... important thing in my life right now.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I want you to meet my family. Come on. Oscar Martinez. Accountant extraordinaire. This is Justin.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hi.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Justin</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>This is Darryl Philbin. Isn't he big? And you already met her, Pam Beesly, office hottie. She will "do" you. [laughs] No, no. But she has already dated two guys in the office, that we know of, so, this could be number three, you never know?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Excuse me.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Come here. I would never say this to her face, but she is a wonderful person and a gifted artist.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Why, why wouldn't you say that to her face?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Oscar</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>So, what do you think? Think these guys are nice? The guys I didn't bring are even better. Justin, I'm willing to commit right now. Would you do me the honor, of spending the summer with us, at Dunder Mifflin? I think, I think you are very special.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You didn't want me before. That's what you said.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Justin</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, I didn't. You misconstrued me.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You were kind of a jerk to me.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Justin</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I, uh, hmm.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>And I'm, I'm gonna go now.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Justin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Why don't... hey.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[trying to pick up a beer bottle with blistered hands, struggles trying to take a drink as everyone watches.]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[tries to stop a sneeze] Ah-choo!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Bless you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Thank you. [Angela turns to look at him.]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Okay, Jim, you owe me one-twenty, and Phil, you owe me two-thirty.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Let's open a tab, because you and me are gonna be playing more often.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phil Maguire</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">phil-maguire</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Count me in!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phil Maguire</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="background">phil-maguire</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>All right!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay. You had some fun, and uh, I think I paid for it. So let me get my last shot in there. Is there anything you can do for me?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I'll tell you what. My fiscal year ends in two months, let's talk then. Sound good?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phil Maguire</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Absolutely.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Good playing with you guys.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phil Maguire</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Right on.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You know it's a tough thing, seeing a grown man take six shots to get out of a sand trap but, I had to give Phil credit for not quitting. Which is what I told him. I also told him I don't quit either, and I'd call him every single day until he gave me his business. Which he then did, after ...fifteen minutes of me blocking his car. So I am now his paper supplier! And I shot a 102 today, so I'm feeling pretty good.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>The job fair will be closing in five minutes. Eighth period will commence as scheduled.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Woman on mic</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hold down the fort, I have to do something. [walks up to microphone] Excuse me. If you can hear me, I'd like you to look around at all these companies and know that none of them are good enough for you. H&R Block? Come on, I mean I don't even know what they do. Frank Regan Funeral Home? Too much formaldehyde! The Air Force? [Airforce recruiter glares at Michael] Air Force is cool. The refreshments? Bush league! You know, that's not what you want. Dunder- they, well, okay I see security is coming so I just want to say, come to Dunder Mifflin. Dunder Mifflin, a great place to work! Anybody? Show of hands, anybody want to intern at Dunder Mifflin? We do not offer college credit, we cannot give you any sort of pay, but it is a really fun work environment. Anybody? Show of hands? Damn... it. Okay, I'm gonna wrap it up here. Thank you for your time, and drive safe.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[Dwight and Angela exiting, he opens door for her] Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You're welcome.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[clink of beer bottles] Beers? You closed it?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I closed it!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes! Oh! [runs into his arms, kisses him] Um, congratulations to you, sir. [they shake hands business-like]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Thank you. Oh, thank you very much. Appreciate it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well done.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Thank you. You know what, screw this! [pulls Pam into a big smooch]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oooh! [Kevin and Andy add suggestive "bow-chicka-wow-wow" vocals]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Today I did something stupid. I questioned myself. And I will never do that again. Because I look at somebody like Jim Halpert and I think, that guy can do anything he wants to do. He could do anything, and he chooses to work here, selling paper. Just like me.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[standing way too close to Jim and Pam] Yeah, kiss her. Kiss her good. [Jim and Pam stop kissing]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hi.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hello.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I was just wondering, what kind of jobs do you guys have?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Are you interested in graphic design?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah. Can I fill out an application?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh absolutely, here, take a seat. I should let you know right away, this is just an entry-level job. It's really basic. We're looking for like, a self starter, someone who can meet deadlines, who just pretty much just go the extra mile, I guess.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I can do that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Great. And uh, obviously looking for someone who knows Photoshop, and Dreamweaver. Uh, Corel Painter, Illustrator, AfterEffects, all the basics.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I don't know any of those.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[laughs] It's actually not super-complicated. I mean I'm sure there's some sort of like, adult education classes in the area. But if you're really serious about graphic design, one thing about New York or Philadelphia, they've got amazing programs out there for design.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>New York or Philadelphia.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>All right. Cool, well... thanks.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Sure.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>And uh, I'll look into those.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You should.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>New York or Philadelphia.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Absolutely.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's where the action is.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Thanks.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, kids today have a very short attention span. They are into texting and video games and sex, and they just, they get distracted easily. And today they're being distracted by the other booths.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[clears throat] Hey, there! Michael Scott, regional manager, Dunder Mifflin.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Brad Bailey, nice to meet you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brad</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That is a very firm handshake. Ow, ow, aahch! Killing my hand, there.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brad</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>So, what is your poison? You like uh, sales, accounting, customer service, what do you like...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Sales, uh, sales would be cool.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brad</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Sales is and could be very, very cool. If you like paper, and you love to laugh, this is the place for you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Well, that's great.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brad</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Right here. We have a lot of fun.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Mmhmm.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brad</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[Pam returns] This is one of our staff. This is Pam Beesly, [takes piece of paper from Pam] receptionist extraordinaire.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Hey, Pam, what's up?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Check that out, huh?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Hi, nice to meet you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Pretty nice.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Brad</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>She sits there all day.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Nice.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You get to look at her. Why don't you hold out your hand. [hands Brad paper] Tell me what you feel.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Paper.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That's called card stock. That's what you're feeling. Now what you're feeling inside is confusion, butterflies, exhilaration... You're thinking, "Am I good enough for this job? Do I have what it takes?" And I think we both know the answer. We'll find that out together. You can keep that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Are you sure?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Mmm, yeah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Sweet. [camera zooms in on Pam]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Don't fold it, though.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>We have the Dundies, my birthday, those blow out, and it's sexy, it's sort of a sexy atmosphere, you know? The other day, in the parking lot, I actually found a condom. So. [to Pam] I've been meaning to ask you, do you know whose that was? [Pam shakes head no] So, sexy is fun...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, it was nice meeting you, I'm, I'm gonna take off.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey, you know what? Coincidence - I am going to go for a little stroll myself. Are you psyched about the summer?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, yeah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, me, too.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, well, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, be my guest.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Thanks.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>And do your worst.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[to Brad coming out of the bathroom] Hey.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Whoa, come on!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So, I forgot to mention that my old temp is now my boss, so, gives you an idea of how quickly you can move up in this...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, I get it, okay, I'm not interested. Stop following me around; you're really starting to creep me out.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>One other thing I wanted to...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Nnn, look. I was just being polite. I don't want to waste my life selling paper for your stupid company, okay? [walks away]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[laughs] Ohh...Nah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm gonna take so much money off that guy. That guy is a whale. I'm gonna clean him out. This is really gonna get me out of a hole.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>He's not my client.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>If your client likes Italian food, you bring him to Cugino's. And if your client likes a little action, you bring him a gambler. And if your client hates Cornell, you bring him Andy.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[tries to break club over knee] Ow! Ow! [tries again] Owooh!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Guy's kind of a douche.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, well, you know...Cornell.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[chuckling] I guess.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, Justin!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm sorry, I'm sort of in the middle of this.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Wait, you want this kid to be in the Air Force?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Absolutely. Justin is smart, capable, ambitious, and he aims high.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Time out. You think this kid could be a fighter pilot?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I think Justin can be anything he wants to be.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[chuckling] Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Have you given any more thought to Dunder Mifflin?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, you took away the brochure, so I sort of...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, yeah, but you don't need the brochure. The brochure is up here [indicates head] and it's in here. [indicates heart]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I think you are smart, and capable, and you aim high.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That's what the recruiter just said.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm right.</QuoteText>
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